Comments on: Ur computr needs

By: Celebrien

Celebrien — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 17:14:36 +0000

lolz exactly my thoughts. Hey there geeks! It’s nice to meet so many soulmates…

By: 4½ Kittehs

4½ Kittehs — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:06:06 +0000

EWWWWWWW(E)!!!

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:27:15 +0000

Ai Knoes Thys Fur Shure!!!!!

#1 Awl Cheezfrends ar smart oar tehy wudn’t beez heer iyn teh furst plaise

#2 Ai nebber, ebber, taikes maiseylfe seriuslee; Ai din’t fink ennywun eylse wud eithur.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:32:17 +0000

Esther an I went to Irish pub on St. Paddy day and the moosician der explained to us why Scotsmen wear kilts. He say dats cause sheep can hear zippers.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:52:24 +0000

fanks for teh advyce Shanmao but ai think mai fyles has alreddy bin corruptted..
maybe ai can getz a memoree alterashun tho, ala totul recawl….

By: Shanmao

Shanmao — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 07:17:28 +0000

Me 2. ‘Froo cloesd aylids. Best wae I noes to cawnsiddur teh kwestions of greatest import.

By: Shanmao

Shanmao — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 07:13:30 +0000

Qwik, honny, qwik! Fynd a piktur uv a REELI cyoot kitteh an maek urself splort.
Dat will remove teh prollem, an u can tell teh CCC techs “Dat bit dere has hazzudus cawntents init, Do Not Replace in my skull. Kinda tuff 2 go froo, but it wurked 4 me in a n emergintsy.

By: Shanmao

Shanmao — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 07:05:56 +0000

O, nao, dat sux! Mah hubsband gets X-mas prezzents, den itz awr annybersury, den his birfday. He maykes owt laik a cheezburglar!

By: Dexaan

Dexaan — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 05:30:24 +0000

Weer in ur komputerz, maken dem faster!

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 04:04:14 +0000

Peeps hoo like Babe moovie an mistery stories mite like book called Three Bags Full (A Sheep Detective Story). Iz a murder mistery in Eyerish countrysyde an super smart sheeps try 2 solve it (they understand hoomin talks becaws teh shepherd reads books 2 them every day). Iz a lil diffrent frum most mistery stories, I fink, an nise story for animal lovers.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:52:25 +0000

M. Night Shamalamadingdong?

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:46:18 +0000

Y they R fiting? Dont they know that teh deer an teh antelope R spozed to play?

By: Meg

Meg — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:11:10 +0000

mah compuder allso be needing mega bites (of cheezburger)

By: daveman

daveman — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 02:54:06 +0000

I must reluctantly agree. I wonder, are the editors running short of good material? This place used to be a site of really novel and surprising humour. This is just a weak pun.

By: daveman

daveman — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 02:49:15 +0000

I tink yur missing a premise: nawt all smawrt peeps are geeks. Leest, this is what I been told. So potentially we could has Cheezfrends that are smawrt but not geek.

By: 4½ Kittehs

4½ Kittehs — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 01:50:27 +0000

Noe, fank Cieling Cat! Ai iz oaned bai 4 kittehs, butt ai allus seem to be feeding sum stray kitteh or udder. An yoo noe hao dat goes! Furst itz “straies shal NAUT be naimed, adn noe straies inna haus”, den “k, u kan cum inna haus, Mickey, butt onee inna kitchen”, den “k, livving roomz OK, butt naut up stares”…. Knead ai sayz moar?

By: altosinger

altosinger — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:35:39 +0000

Ai fot dux had teh bills.

By: altosinger

altosinger — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:28:44 +0000

MEE TWO!

By: gmawairsgreneshuz

gmawairsgreneshuz — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:28:33 +0000

me tu but iz nawt gud burfdai mumf. nawt getz prezintz at crismus cuz almos burfdai, doan get fur burfdai cuz wuz jus crismus.

By: altosinger

altosinger — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:27:02 +0000

Dey muss not bee teenajers yet. Ai laffed sew hard wenai red awl dese—coz az mush az wee lubs aor teenaje kittehs, dey DOO getz unner aor skinz! Mai kittehs R teh groan-upps nao, butt u duzzn’t fergit wut u went frew wid tehm. We’ze nawt rilly seryos.

By: altosinger

altosinger — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:23:07 +0000

Countree gittar solo here! (Doan’t ya juss LUB rock n roll?)

By: gmawairsgreneshuz

gmawairsgreneshuz — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:17:59 +0000

Yu doan wantz noe. Iz probly kemkulz nebber spiolz ina lebunty yerez

By: altosinger

altosinger — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:13:36 +0000

Oh, dat bee teh purrfeck dans! Mai kweschun iz, hao doo u get a half-kitteh? Iz u “with kitteh” nao?

By: gmawairsgreneshuz

gmawairsgreneshuz — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:12:08 +0000

Ram sez dam. Dint se ewe turn.

By: Xupa

Xupa — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:12:41 +0000

…”funneh” standards sure are on the drop around here.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:14:06 +0000

get in the car!!!!

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:06:55 +0000

Duz dis meen dat?

Geeks ar smawrt peeps

Sum Cheezfrends ar geeks

Nawt all geeks ar Cheezfrends

Ergo, wich Cheezfrends ar smawrt???

(Ai shell be up awl nite punderyng dis kwestion).

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:38:59 +0000

K! ai can lone u wun, since ai haz 4.

um… hey. exp626 – r yoo still in there?
sum of us haz bin wayting a long tiem…. *hops upandown on 3 legs*

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:24:32 +0000

dang!!
nao I haz an unwanted imaj in mai hed…… get it owt!!!

By: fishlux

fishlux — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:22:12 +0000

Medium?!? Dey luk dun to mee.
If’n it kant wok to the tabl by self, iz overkuked.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:19:43 +0000

Diffrent steakers for different fakirs.

By: greasycat

greasycat — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:12:32 +0000

A Hindu steak fry? Sumthing doesn’t sound kosher about that.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:04:00 +0000

mah burfday sez i’z skorpio, mah purrsunalitee sez i’z cansur. mebbee i’z bornded 8 munfs too urrly? (or mebbee taht’s 4 munfs too laet, mah por mommeh)

By: gremlin

gremlin — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:28:30 +0000

Awww – I luvs that sceen!

Akshuly, teh hole last part wit teh dog trials – speshully when teh areena goes sylent – priceless!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:25:38 +0000

Itz not so grate, akshually. U should see mah antiperspirant bill!

By: daveman

daveman — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:20:30 +0000

oooooooh nerd meting….

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:17:57 +0000

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:16:43 +0000

sumbuddy takes our advice??? :shocked:
.
eberybuddy shud noes our advice is photoshoppeded, cums frum DizzyWhirled, and belawngs on an otter continent.

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:15:29 +0000

at leest they dont trumpet thare sax appeal

By: ScotchAndMoreScotch

ScotchAndMoreScotch — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:14:41 +0000

it’s cuz they’re image macros. they be circulated on the intertubes by geeks for geeks. Most tropes that are recycled in these macros have internet/gamer origins, or references to the kinds of cultural memes that techie oriented geeks enjoy. Even the garbled language you see everyone posting in here evolved originally from 1337speak. It’s all just one big nerd melting-pot, really.

By: 4½ Kittehs

4½ Kittehs — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:13:54 +0000

Ohai minnaloushe, we iz pleezed to meet teh bof of u!

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:10:44 +0000

oops, make that above. or somefing. stoopy wurdpretzle

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:09:45 +0000

oops, make that 4 .. see Shna below

By: daveman

daveman — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:08:28 +0000

Get outta their way, thats what they say.

By: Shanmao

Shanmao — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:08:05 +0000

Cutsey shmootsey, dis teh way I type!

By: daveman

daveman — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:07:36 +0000

an you know what they say about rams with big horns….

By: Shanmao

Shanmao — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:06:31 +0000

U don hafta stawp wurk 2 wawk a kitteh, laik wif a doggle, sewz u can code til u drop! Awlso, kittehs iz ezyur 2 fit in a smawl apartmunt, an don knock ur noo exturnul dryve ovr wif teh tayl waggins. Plus, deyz chik-magnitz, an ders a LOT uv desprit geex owt der!

By: daveman

daveman — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:05:05 +0000

Iz geek, I has two kittehs, I likes teh lolcats

Lolspeak izn’t hard, an itz far frum standardized. Iz liek 1337 but cutesy. Type things in teh rwong order, leave out unessary letters an substitute ‘eh’for ‘y’at the end uv wurds an yer half way der.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:04:36 +0000

OMGWTF !!1! Three horny bastids.

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:00:58 +0000

ur darn tootin!