Ur computr needs
More rams
dint yoo awlready upgrade ur ram?
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More space in da computr, but yur karpet not look as nice, and the kittehs be unsettled.
:O Dat has to be teh biggest nom i ever sawed
So wez batter-in up dese rams an cukin em rite up 4 u…nomnomnom.
concat-ulashuns awn nawt-sekond, C’sH! do u has a rekwest fur danse an beverij?
Well, I be drinking a root beer rite now - here’s one for everyone in da house.
Yay, I can haz root bier! Fanks! Hao ’bout teh Bump fur dans?
Oh, dat bee teh purrfeck dans! Mai kweschun iz, hao doo u get a half-kitteh? Iz u “with kitteh” nao?
Noe, fank Cieling Cat! Ai iz oaned bai 4 kittehs, butt ai allus seem to be feeding sum stray kitteh or udder. An yoo noe hao dat goes! Furst itz “straies shal NAUT be naimed, adn noe straies inna haus”, den “k, u kan cum inna haus, Mickey, butt onee inna kitchen”, den “k, livving roomz OK, butt naut up stares”…. Knead ai sayz moar?
Hi, i is a Aries. Whut’s ur sign?
My sign iz “I iz going to ram you so hard you be flying into the next kounty. Then I iz going to charm all yur ewes and be da sole patriarch of dis group. Then I iz going to have my pretty horns put on the anshunt Egyptian god Ammon, and then onto the images dat anshent dude Alexander the Grate (da Egyptshuns sed he wuz ’son of Ammon’
that be on hiz anshent koins, and den I’m gonna klimb up sum impossibly difficult rocky mountain and look out for more males who ass I will kick, and take their ladeez.
That’s MY sign. So, Iz U buzy tonite?
yeaahhh, um, k whatebber, laik kin you jes bai me a drink an stop talkin’ so much. Les dantz
Warning: these guys be klumsy dancers. Haz a tendencee to ram other males, challenging dem to fite.
Not to mention that they have 2 left feet.
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Oh, drat. I mentioned that they have 2 left feet.
iz okay - dey haz 2 rite feets too.
Yah, and haz yoo notissed they is pritteh horny too!
*puts paw over mouf*
*thinks to self - did I ackshuly say that owt lowd?*
**gigglol** yep, yu did!
no, u just typed it an posted it to the intertoobz… unless u say stuff out lowd as u type it. in that case dere may be no help 4 u.
no. u just typed it and posted it to teh intertoobz. unless u say things out lowd as u type them… in that case there may be no help 4 u.
and I is nao repeetin myself. stoopy wurdpress eatin posts n spittin em back up.
Y they R fiting? Dont they know that teh deer an teh antelope R spozed to play?
As charming az ewe r, i haz 2 stay home n wash my hare. Take care on teh rockee slopes.
(sigh of releaf)
(thinks 2 self “cant have a reel peak Xperience with an ass-kicken harem-master, no matter how pretty teh view”
Iz good advice for females of all perswayshuns.
that sounds like most aries I know. myselfs (b-day was 2 days ago) included.
Mkay, well dey done sownd laik mush fun at pardiez. Happy berfday SAMS. I senz a swishy, fishytail, Piscean salutation yer way.
Let this Libra weigh in wif
belaboredbelated birfday greetings!P.S. good pun, there, Libra weighing in… hardy har har
*preens happily*
Oh, and I gived u burgers, but they’re not showin’ up! Must be teh lunchtime.
I gave you burgerz too an sumbunnyeeted dem too. But we noes we lubs eechudder
Ai was gonna commint, but couldn’t maek up mah mind waht to say (ai’s a gem in eye).
Then u has to make 2 commintz!
At leest!
yew has to weigh in on both sides ob teh ekwashion
Dubbel pun! WIN!!1!
I’s a Gem in Eye, too, 4-and-a-haf!
I wuzn’t gonna post dis, but den I did.
Ohai minnaloushe, we iz pleezed to meet teh bof of u!
and a fellow - ungulate - but bigger….
Bull-siezd birfday lubz to SAMS - an a boddle uv Talisker to sharez.
Taurean kitteh
tankoo.
I is Aries. Husbear is pisces/aries cusp and both cublets is Virgos… I dunno what we is gonna do once they gits old enuf to start behaving as such.
sell them
Akcep tehm
Beet tehm
Chooz to ignor tehm
Devorce them (oh wayt, cant devorce yor chilluns)
Encurrij them to go awf to kollege
Find them gurlfrenz to daet an marree an moov owt
Grownd tehm
Hire tehm owt
Insist taht tehy leab hoam
Just ignoar them
Kill them… wif kindness
Lure them into teh basement, keep them there until they is all groan up
Marry them off
Nibble on they tiny feets
Overcook all their meals
pay noh attenshun
queschun ther wairabowts
refoos too argew wif dem
Spell all ur words in front of them, except teh dirty ones
Tie them to teh roof
Unplug their wi-fi
Vacoom unner tehr feets allatiem
Whish onna star dat tehy moob owt
X-kuntry ski wif tehm, an leef tehm inna woods
Zzzzzzzzzzz - sleeps wif tehm wehn tehy liddle, so tehyz groaz up happee
Oops! Sumbuddee plz halp wif S-T-U?
*singz* Beef stu, chikkin stu, whut kinda stu ar yoo, Stu?
Oh, wayt. Whut wuz teh kweschun? K den, I halps.
Send them away to kamp
Teech them to fly, an let them fly away!
Undercook awl ther meels
support ther dezire to run away and join teh circus
tell embarasing baby stowries about them to their skool frends
untie ther shoolaces
P d’B - jinx!
LCB jinxeded also (up above a little). 3 gud S-T-Us.
oops, make that 4 .. see Shna below
oops, make that above. or somefing. stoopy wurdpretzle
Sing songz wiff dem.
Train dem to do funny trikz
Unnerstan dat dey will do wut dey will do & hoep u tau…to… teachded dem well.
n no tehy lubs u
Kwadroopel - jinx!
They asks fur STU, we givs them STU!
*snerk*
CSN and sometimes Y ref, ftw!
Countree gittar solo here! (Doan’t ya juss LUB rock n roll?)
omg leef dem in teh woodz? hire dem out? lol I haz nevar seen so much bad advyce in wun place. I kood nebar do half dese things to mai bois, I lurves dem too much and we is very lucky to have dem - there mommy was willing to surrogate for free (not including us doing her howsewourk and being all-around slaves for a couple weekz)
If u wanted only good advices, u shudda sed so. U also shudda knoed better than to axe us. Didn’t u see the lollaby some of us writed a while back?
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http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/28/funny-pictures-i-can-has-nudder-story/#comment-229193
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I turned to lolcatburglary when my babysiting bizness went bust.
sumbuddy takes our advice??? :shocked:
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eberybuddy shud noes our advice is photoshoppeded, cums frum DizzyWhirled, and belawngs on an otter continent.
CT bait…? Bwahahaa!
SAMS, uz lucky uz being slabes onlee couple weekz - Ai being slabe sinz mah liddel kitteh was aboot 13.
Dey muss not bee teenajers yet. Ai laffed sew hard wenai red awl dese—coz az mush az wee lubs aor teenaje kittehs, dey DOO getz unner aor skinz! Mai kittehs R teh groan-upps nao, butt u duzzn’t fergit wut u went frew wid tehm. We’ze nawt rilly seryos.