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dint yoo awlready upgrade ur ram?
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More space in da computr, but yur karpet not look as nice, and the kittehs be unsettled.
:O Dat has to be teh biggest nom i ever sawed
So wez batter-in up dese rams an cukin em rite up 4 u…nomnomnom.
concat-ulashuns awn nawt-sekond, C’sH! do u has a rekwest fur danse an beverij?
Well, I be drinking a root beer rite now – here’s one for everyone in da house.
Yay, I can haz root bier! Fanks! Hao ’bout teh Bump fur dans?
Oh, dat bee teh purrfeck dans! Mai kweschun iz, hao doo u get a half-kitteh? Iz u “with kitteh” nao?
Noe, fank Cieling Cat! Ai iz oaned bai 4 kittehs, butt ai allus seem to be feeding sum stray kitteh or udder. An yoo noe hao dat goes! Furst itz “straies shal NAUT be naimed, adn noe straies inna haus”, den “k, u kan cum inna haus, Mickey, butt onee inna kitchen”, den “k, livving roomz OK, butt naut up stares”…. Knead ai sayz moar?
Hi, i is a Aries. Whut’s ur sign?
My sign iz “I iz going to ram you so hard you be flying into the next kounty. Then I iz going to charm all yur ewes and be da sole patriarch of dis group. Then I iz going to have my pretty horns put on the anshunt Egyptian god Ammon, and then onto the images dat anshent dude Alexander the Grate (da Egyptshuns sed he wuz ’son of Ammon’) that be on hiz anshent koins, and den I’m gonna klimb up sum impossibly difficult rocky mountain and look out for more males who ass I will kick, and take their ladeez.
That’s MY sign. So, Iz U buzy tonite?
yeaahhh, um, k whatebber, laik kin you jes bai me a drink an stop talkin’ so much. Les dantz
Warning: these guys be klumsy dancers. Haz a tendencee to ram other males, challenging dem to fite.
Not to mention that they have 2 left feet.
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Oh, drat. I mentioned that they have 2 left feet.
iz okay – dey haz 2 rite feets too.
Yah, and haz yoo notissed they is pritteh horny too!
*puts paw over mouf*
*thinks to self – did I ackshuly say that owt lowd?*
**gigglol** yep, yu did!
no, u just typed it an posted it to the intertoobz… unless u say stuff out lowd as u type it. in that case dere may be no help 4 u.
no. u just typed it and posted it to teh intertoobz. unless u say things out lowd as u type them… in that case there may be no help 4 u.
and I is nao repeetin myself. stoopy wurdpress eatin posts n spittin em back up.
Y they R fiting? Dont they know that teh deer an teh antelope R spozed to play?
As charming az ewe r, i haz 2 stay home n wash my hare. Take care on teh rockee slopes.
(sigh of releaf)
(thinks 2 self “cant have a reel peak Xperience with an ass-kicken harem-master, no matter how pretty teh view”)
Iz good advice for females of all perswayshuns.
that sounds like most aries I know. myselfs (b-day was 2 days ago) included.
Mkay, well dey done sownd laik mush fun at pardiez. Happy berfday SAMS. I senz a swishy, fishytail, Piscean salutation yer way.
Let this Libra weigh in wif
belaboredbelated birfday greetings!P.S. good pun, there, Libra weighing in… hardy har har
*preens happily*
Oh, and I gived u burgers, but they’re not showin’ up! Must be teh lunchtime.
I gave you burgerz too an sumbunnyeeted dem too. But we noes we lubs eechudder
Ai was gonna commint, but couldn’t maek up mah mind waht to say (ai’s a gem in eye).
Then u has to make 2 commintz!
At leest!
yew has to weigh in on both sides ob teh ekwashion
Dubbel pun! WIN!!1!
I’s a Gem in Eye, too, 4-and-a-haf!
I wuzn’t gonna post dis, but den I did.
Ohai minnaloushe, we iz pleezed to meet teh bof of u!
and a fellow – ungulate – but bigger….
Bull-siezd birfday lubz to SAMS – an a boddle uv Talisker to sharez.
Taurean kitteh
tankoo.
I is Aries. Husbear is pisces/aries cusp and both cublets is Virgos… I dunno what we is gonna do once they gits old enuf to start behaving as such.
sell them
Akcep tehm
Beet tehm
Chooz to ignor tehm
Devorce them (oh wayt, cant devorce yor chilluns)
Encurrij them to go awf to kollege
Find them gurlfrenz to daet an marree an moov owt
Grownd tehm
Hire tehm owt
Insist taht tehy leab hoam
Just ignoar them
Kill them… wif kindness
Lure them into teh basement, keep them there until they is all groan up
Marry them off
Nibble on they tiny feets
Overcook all their meals
pay noh attenshun
queschun ther wairabowts
refoos too argew wif dem
Spell all ur words in front of them, except teh dirty ones
Tie them to teh roof
Unplug their wi-fi
Vacoom unner tehr feets allatiem
Whish onna star dat tehy moob owt
X-kuntry ski wif tehm, an leef tehm inna woods
Zzzzzzzzzzz – sleeps wif tehm wehn tehy liddle, so tehyz groaz up happee
Oops! Sumbuddee plz halp wif S-T-U?
*singz* Beef stu, chikkin stu, whut kinda stu ar yoo, Stu?
Oh, wayt. Whut wuz teh kweschun? K den, I halps.
Send them away to kamp
Teech them to fly, an let them fly away!
Undercook awl ther meels
support ther dezire to run away and join teh circus
tell embarasing baby stowries about them to their skool frends
untie ther shoolaces
P d’B – jinx!
LCB jinxeded also (up above a little). 3 gud S-T-Us.
oops, make that 4 .. see Shna below
Sing songz wiff dem.
Train dem to do funny trikz
Unnerstan dat dey will do wut dey will do & hoep u tau…to… teachded dem well.
n no tehy lubs u
Kwadroopel – jinx!
They asks fur STU, we givs them STU!
*snerk*
CSN and sometimes Y ref, ftw!
Countree gittar solo here! (Doan’t ya juss LUB rock n roll?)
omg leef dem in teh woodz? hire dem out? lol I haz nevar seen so much bad advyce in wun place. I kood nebar do half dese things to mai bois, I lurves dem too much and we is very lucky to have dem – there mommy was willing to surrogate for free (not including us doing her howsewourk and being all-around slaves for a couple weekz)
If u wanted only good advices, u shudda sed so. U also shudda knoed better than to axe us. Didn’t u see the lollaby some of us writed a while back?
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http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/28/funny-pictures-i-can-has-nudder-story/#comment-229193
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I turned to lolcatburglary when my babysiting bizness went bust.
sumbuddy takes our advice??? :shocked:
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eberybuddy shud noes our advice is photoshoppeded, cums frum DizzyWhirled, and belawngs on an otter continent.
CT bait…? Bwahahaa!
SAMS, uz lucky uz being slabes onlee couple weekz – Ai being slabe sinz mah liddel kitteh was aboot 13.
Dey muss not bee teenajers yet. Ai laffed sew hard wenai red awl dese—coz az mush az wee lubs aor teenaje kittehs, dey DOO getz unner aor skinz! Mai kittehs R teh groan-upps nao, butt u duzzn’t fergit wut u went frew wid tehm. We’ze nawt rilly seryos.
I iz Aries 2! Birfday is week frum tomorroe.
We iz fun at pardiez! We can cleer a wai to teh bafroom in a hurrie when u has to P frum drinking teh partie drinks… verry impawtent partie skil.
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Happie birfday S&MS!
Hoep u habing a bery gud birfdae, wif lots ob prezenz, chawklit kaek, I-screem n skotch!
I maded Burbon ice cream once when I werked as a pastry chef at a really fancy restaraunt. OMG it was Deeeevine! and gave you a little buzz. I sendz you this virtually fer berfday goody.
dis sounds much nomable. I has teh eye scream wif chom-bored. it be verry good.
WANT!
MEE TWO!
fank yoo!!1!
(passes out drunk in litter box)
*Knocks on litterbox door*
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Hay! Hurry up in there. Other peeplz needs to go, too, u knoes. Hallo?
see nao THIS is when u needz a ram!!
trots back to get a runnin start….. galoop galoop galoop galoop BAM!!!
OW!
Hm. Uh… u mite want to see if ther is a litturbox upstares.
*oof*
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Um, thx, but could u have warned me to moove away from teh door first?
sowry!
teh flip sied of Aries… mah impulsieveness, let me show u it.
It’s ok. I is a Libra. I can balance on mah good leg.
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Whut’s left of it.
K! ai can lone u wun, since ai haz 4.
um… hey. exp626 – r yoo still in there?
sum of us haz bin wayting a long tiem…. *hops upandown on 3 legs*
Hooollleee ram-bishunz, Batman!
OMGWTF !!1! Three horny bastids.
I’se borned in February, dats Feeses
“Feeses”? Sounds like a crappy sine.
Fang Ceiling Cat I was bornin March and am a Peaceaze
Meh huzban an dotter are boaf March fishee ppl.
Ai, on teh uver paw, am Skorpeeo. *Ai pinch*
i dung meen to be anal, butt dat seems like an impooper spelling to me…
Um. U mite wanna fink abut dat 1…. unless catalogical hyoomer wuz wut u wuz aimin 4. Iz a Feeshy mahself.
Aym a saggytayreus. Teh archer, yoo noes. Frenly, honist, owtgoing, owtdoorsy.
Teh archer, hmm. *luks at bow; luks bak at pikshor uv rams*
Don’t bother shooting a narrow at them, gremlin. U would never get a bullseye.
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Because, u knoes, they is not Taureseses.
wait…what?
hooz aiming at me?
Esther an I went to Irish pub on St. Paddy day and the moosician der explained to us why Scotsmen wear kilts. He say dats cause sheep can hear zippers.
EWWWWWWW(E)!!!
mah burfday sez i’z skorpio, mah purrsunalitee sez i’z cansur. mebbee i’z bornded 8 munfs too urrly? (or mebbee taht’s 4 munfs too laet, mah por mommeh)
Nooo… mai computer needz moor kittehs
CPU?
crush press upend?
See pee! Ewww?
*Spark spark sizzle SPAT* Ur hawrd drive jus shawrted owt.
Fleet uv Dodge Ram pickupz.
Wif ginormous honkin’ hawrns. But dey need 2 wurk on der pickup linez!
Ram sez dam. Dint se ewe turn.
4-wae tye! Whee!
Be bery bizzee at teh Tybootyk!
“Number one, ramming speed, engage!”
These be static RAMs
Im in yur bayz
rammin yur ewes
dats shocking.
Baa-ram-ewe, baa-ram-ewe…
rockin and a-reelin
baa baa ram
baa baa, baa baa baa ram
To yor breed yor fleec yor klan be troo!
Sheep be troo!
Baa-ram-ewe!
Babe ref, FTW!
That’ll do pig
Awww – I luvs that sceen!
Akshuly, teh hole last part wit teh dog trials – speshully when teh areena goes sylent – priceless!
Peeps hoo like Babe moovie an mistery stories mite like book called Three Bags Full (A Sheep Detective Story). Iz a murder mistery in Eyerish countrysyde an super smart sheeps try 2 solve it (they understand hoomin talks becaws teh shepherd reads books 2 them every day). Iz a lil diffrent frum most mistery stories, I fink, an nise story for animal lovers.
Cat: You know, why pigs are here?
Babe: Why are any of us here?
Cat: Well, the cows are here to be milked; the dogs are here to help the Boss’s husband with the sheep; and I’m here to be beautiful, and affectionate to the Boss…
Babe: Yes?
Cat: Ah, the fact is, pigs don’t have a purpose. Just like ducks don’t have a purpose.
Babe: Uh, I – I don’t – uh…
Cat: Oh, all right. For your own sake, I’ll be blunt. Why do the Bosses keep ducks? To eat them. So why do the Bosses keep a pig? The fact is that animals that don’t seem to have a purpose really do have a purpose. The Bosses have to eat. It’s probably the most noble purpose of all, when you come to think about it.
Babe: They – eat – pigs?
Cat: Pork, they call it. Or bacon. They only call them pigs when they’re alive.
Ai had a ham sammij for lunch. I haz a sad.
Who put the ram in teh panorama, dingdong?
mmmmmm panorama dingdongs…
Need something to warsh them down wif? Try a Ewe-Hoo!
moar importantly. Who put the creem filling in the Ding Dong, and why, and what is it made out of?
an ewe noes wat else i wontz to noe? wat da heck iz nougat?
an is it really an improvement on teh old-gat?
Yu doan wantz noe. Iz probly kemkulz nebber spiolz ina lebunty yerez
Thassa gud wun, LCB! Yoo haz a fast mind an a kwik tung.
And even faster fingers, ayd imagin. Er, pawz, I meenz. Pawz mush wikker than teh eye . . .
*blush*
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Fast paws are a nessess… neccass… narciss… a must in mah line of werk.
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*reaches behind gremlin’s ear*
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What’s this behind ur ear? Hay, itz a big-screen tv!
Litening pawz – yoo gotz them! Wherd that cum frum?
An yor pawz nevver left yor arm . . .
As far as U know, they diddent.
watch owt Gremlin, Daveman is LCB’s shill. She has detachable and opposable armz. an you done noe where that big screen TV has been.
Silleh addkittehs. I runned teh big screen TV under teh tap for a few minutes befoar I pulled it from gremlin’s ear.
LCB you must be related to Vishnewe. gnawt onle is yer armz detachable and opposable, but multiple too
Itz not so grate, akshually. U should see mah antiperspirant bill!
Ai fot dux had teh bills.
M. Night Shamalamadingdong?
Obveeyusly deyz Hairy Kreeshna dudes! OMMMM Rama lama ommmm….
Ram myo ho renge kyo…
I stan correcked. Fanks! Om mane padme hom iz az much az i noes, an itz Buddhist, nawt Hindu.
I wasn’t correcting — I hates when peeps do that. I was takin’ ur offer and raising teh stakes.
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mmmmmmmm… stakes.
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Make mine xtra-medium, plz. kthxnom
OOOhhh. An hoam-made eye-skreem 4 dessert, wif chawklit fuggie saws. NOMNOMNOM.
OK. Nao Iz reeli hawngri. Ben a wile sins brekfuss.
Chicago style…………. yummmmmmmmmm nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
A Hindu steak fry? Sumthing doesn’t sound kosher about that.
Diffrent steakers for different fakirs.
Medium?!? Dey luk dun to mee.
If’n it kant wok to the tabl by self, iz overkuked.
Those horns are huge O_O
ur darn tootin!
an you know what they say about rams with big horns….
Get outta their way, thats what they say.
at leest they dont trumpet thare sax appeal
Heh. I is lissenting to teh XMRadio and they is playing a Lol McCartney song rite now — from “Ram”!
wow, taht’s a lot of megabites of ram there…I cownt three megabites…NOM…NOM…NOM…
but how teh ramz fits in teh compyooter? i cud onlee fit 3 kittehs n a goat in minez. (lawng storee. dun’t
If u make teh goats vry vry small u can fit lots moar in there.
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U just hasta use teh nannytechnology.
I wuz wondrin wen we’d git 2 Caprycorm….
me tu but iz nawt gud burfdai mumf. nawt getz prezintz at crismus cuz almos burfdai, doan get fur burfdai cuz wuz jus crismus.
O, nao, dat sux! Mah hubsband gets X-mas prezzents, den itz awr annybersury, den his birfday. He maykes owt laik a cheezburglar!
The thing i find interesting… Most of the LOLpics are computer-orientated
I get the impression that the whole LOLcat thing was invented by geeks 
so cool, as i’m a programmer as well…
Um, yoo thinks we is geeks?
*luks flattered*
Wal, I finks sum uv us is. But menneh uv us is nawt.
We is frenly, tho, an we luvs teh funneh pikshors an teh sintillayting conversayshuns!
Hehe
I haven’t learnt the LOLspeak yet 
so will answer in plain English. Not everybody, but many of you guys are computer people, definitely… Why do geeks often have cats? That’s another thing i find very interesting… 
You know, all the computer guys know LOLcats. It’s just a rule…
get to the point…
xD
Iz geek, I has two kittehs, I likes teh lolcats
Lolspeak izn’t hard, an itz far frum standardized. Iz liek 1337 but cutesy. Type things in teh rwong order, leave out unessary letters an substitute ‘eh’ for ‘y’ at the end uv wurds an yer half way der.
Cutsey shmootsey, dis teh way I type!
U don hafta stawp wurk 2 wawk a kitteh, laik wif a doggle, sewz u can code til u drop! Awlso, kittehs iz ezyur 2 fit in a smawl apartmunt, an don knock ur noo exturnul dryve ovr wif teh tayl waggins. Plus, deyz chik-magnitz, an ders a LOT uv desprit geex owt der!
it’s cuz they’re image macros. they be circulated on the intertubes by geeks for geeks. Most tropes that are recycled in these macros have internet/gamer origins, or references to the kinds of cultural memes that techie oriented geeks enjoy. Even the garbled language you see everyone posting in here evolved originally from 1337speak. It’s all just one big nerd melting-pot, really.
oooooooh nerd meting….
dang!!
nao I haz an unwanted imaj in mai hed…… get it owt!!!
get in the car!!!!
Qwik, honny, qwik! Fynd a piktur uv a REELI cyoot kitteh an maek urself splort.
Dat will remove teh prollem, an u can tell teh CCC techs “Dat bit dere has hazzudus cawntents init, Do Not Replace in my skull. Kinda tuff 2 go froo, but it wurked 4 me in a n emergintsy.
fanks for teh advyce Shanmao but ai think mai fyles has alreddy bin corruptted..
maybe ai can getz a memoree alterashun tho, ala totul recawl….
lolz
exactly my thoughts. Hey there geeks! 
It’s nice to meet so many soulmates…
Duz dis meen dat?
Geeks ar smawrt peeps
Sum Cheezfrends ar geeks
Nawt all geeks ar Cheezfrends
Ergo, wich Cheezfrends ar smawrt???
(Ai shell be up awl nite punderyng dis kwestion).
I tink yur missing a premise: nawt all smawrt peeps are geeks. Leest, this is what I been told. So potentially we could has Cheezfrends that are smawrt but not geek.
Me 2. ‘Froo cloesd aylids. Best wae I noes to cawnsiddur teh kwestions of greatest import.
Ai Knoes Thys Fur Shure!!!!!
#1 Awl Cheezfrends ar smart oar tehy wudn’t beez heer iyn teh furst plaise
#2 Ai nebber, ebber, taikes maiseylfe seriuslee; Ai din’t fink ennywun eylse wud eithur.
…”funneh” standards sure are on the drop around here.
I must reluctantly agree. I wonder, are the editors running short of good material? This place used to be a site of really novel and surprising humour. This is just a weak pun.
mah compuder allso be needing mega bites (of cheezburger)
Weer in ur komputerz, maken dem faster!
oops, make that above. or somefing. stoopy wurdpretzle