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*knock* *knock* …..Candygram

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*knock* *knock* …..Candygram

iz jus tryin 2 deliver happy 2 da world.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

mary O'Spockn

alwayz ax fur id frum da daliberycat…

mary O'Spockn

I would like to use this spot to wish Leena Nisi , a young lady in Tiruvannamalai India a very Happy Birthday

♫♫♫♫♫♫Happy Birthday, Butterfly!!♫♫♫♫♫♫

from your forgetful “Auntie” Mary
(my apologies for missing the March 18 date)

 
mary O'Spockn

p.s. Leena, a candygram is when some one sends you a special message (Happy Birthday! for example) with a box of candy.
Sometimes the delivery person sings a song:

♫Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to Leena,
Happy Birthday to yo000OOOOOOU!

.

mary O'Spockn

any body know dat hippo birdy one?

Maus


Hippo Birdie Two Ewes
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes
Hippo Birdie Deer Ewe
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes

 
http://www.sandraboynton.com/sboynton/hippobirdiecards.html

sweepea

Leena scroll down ↓ to find a chocolate cake we
made for your birthday.

It is a tradition here to put a very small candle for each year of the Birthday Person’s life on the cake, then we light the candles.
The Birthday Girl (you) makes a wish (but keep it secret!)
and blows out the candles.

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idansdansdans

*Ahem*

* knok knok*

3heathens

*playin strate gai*

anita hu?

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sweepea

anita who?

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idansdansdans

Anita tishue….
***Achew!!!***

Nebbermind…

 
idansdansdans

OK OK OK
Sew heer goez…
A skiliton wawks in2 a bar
He sez,”gimmee a beer ana a mawp.”

Fankew Fankew Fankew

Plz 2 tip teh watestaffz!!

 
3heathens

Taht sookay, IDDD - ai saw dat kummin an useded mai ‘army keeper’…

mai sleevie!

*finks eet mite bee tyme fur beddy bye!!*

 
idansdansdans

Sew yer sayin yu hazza patent lether sleevie???

 
3heathens

waay-lll…. meybee….

but, nawt teh shuz…. dat wood be indee…endy..in-dee-sunt!!

Mai plethur wardrobe - let mee show yu eet!

 
3heathens

speekin uv witch:

Whar duz Generalol Patton keep hiz armies??

*stayj lef, voyse sez: whar??*

Why, in hiz Patton-lethur sleevies, datz whar!!

Fank yew….

 
3heathens

an wif dat ‘groan herd rownd teh whirrld’, ai em orf tu bed!!

G’nite awl!

{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}

 
idansdansdans

Yaaayy… plz 2 sine up for appeering next week…
Teh chex in teh mail….
*nite nite*

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
patticlan

hoz bout “candygram for Mongo?”

 
Feelionophiliac

Mai Mommee yust 2 sing anudder wun:
Happy Birthday, happy birthday, just 4 u,
Happy Birthday, and maa awl yur dreemz kum tru.
Wen u blo owt teh kandulz, wun lyte staaz aglo,
n tahts teh luv-lyte in yur hart, wher’er u go.
*snif*
Dat wun taakz meh bak.

3heathens

Feelionophiliac - datz a lubbly birfday-sawng! Whut a nyse memberry!

Fank yu sew mush fur teh sharing uv eet!

 
 
 
 
 
zauberflote

Congrachmeowshun, MaryO! U wantz “teh bird” fur danzin? (lessee, dat wuz about 6th graed…..)

mary O'Spockn

Zauberflote, you make delicious cakes- would you make a beautiful birthday cake for Leena Nisi?

zauberflote

Hope she lieks choclit! I will make a flourless Chocolate cake with some kind of almond filling, and drizzled very dark chocolate on top. Since we can tranzmit matter over teh interwebs, she should have it by this afternoon my time!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Leena Nisi!

mary O'Spockn

Perfect! I believe she works in a computer center, so maybe she can share with her co- workers.

Anybody want to put the candles on the cake? This may be her first birthday cake…

leeza-b

hao many du u need?
I has some candles here sumwhere… hmm…. looking arownd..

Oh HERE they iz! But they are the tricksy candles that wont go owt. Will they werk? Duz Leena has gud scents uf hoomer?

mary O'Spockn

Yes, I thinkLeena has a good sense of humor, but since English is a second language for her, she may need some help with the lol language here!

I believe she turns 21 this year, so go ahead with the candles!(thanks)

leeza-b

Ok Leena! 21 candles for you!! Take a deep breath….!!

Now bask in the envy of all of us that wish we could be 21 again… :)

Miss Dawn

Ai wud nawt wants to be 21 agens, but ai wudnut mind lookin 21 agens!

altosinger

A-nom to dat!

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mary O'Spockn

the reel postman ringz twice.

Tharrick

Mai postie don’t. He knock once bery qui..qwi…not loud, den leave.

thepetmuseum

mai postman only coms when he feelz lyk.

ScotchAndMoreScotch

Newman isn’t delivering mail today.
That’s right, it’s raining…

leeza-b

ok I was trying for a GRRR face. shux.

 
 
 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

Monsterpiece Theater -The Postman always rings twice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWLgdI8UBjc

Rosie

qwik herro! leebin heer bery soon, but wunte 2 sae HERRO MaryO!

mary O'Spockn

Herro, Rosieeeeeeeeee! see ya later!

 
 
teenie

Ai lubz Monsterpiece Theater. Dis wun iz espeshully phunnee.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Lyanthya

I had a candygram, but I eated it.

abbycat

No a candigram or singin greetin, but wunnerful vid - vi - song-an-sho I fown las nite after I saw teh wun MaryO linkied in ‘what seems to be teh officer, problem’ fred. Iz moar Cary Grant. Woo!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjFlj4ahWNY

booklion

Not nize to gets kittehs & lions stirred up whenwork to do! But tanks for Cary (sigh) & Leonard (even more sigh) link abyway.

 
Phillipe d'Beaker

lenerd cohen FTW anytime, but this vidyeeo is awesum, trooly.

 
idansdansdans

I lubs Cary Grant *sigh*

Sew hansum….
1 ov mai favritz wuz the Arsnik & ole Lase..
I mostlee lyke teh ole lase..
Arsnik.. Not sew mush

 
 
 
Annie

Reeeelly Old SNL ref FTW!!! ROTFL!!

 
alleykitten

so glad i not da only one dat noticed

NangyCat

me tew. Onna my fave skits. Hsbd and I says candygram alla tiem to eech udder.

 
 
 
Romeow

I’z a Manx, Maam.
Srsly - I’z a Manx.