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*knock* *knock* …..Candygram

iz jus tryin 2 deliver happy 2 da world.

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  1. mary O'Spockn says:

    alwayz ax fur id frum da daliberycat…

  2. Dom says:

    kitteh has mayl for yoo

  3. Lyanthya says:

    I had a candygram, but I eated it.

  4. two_kittehs says:

    O hai birdie I made U cookie and didn’t eated it
    U can haz it if Uz opens dah door

    :kitteh smacking his lips in antisipashun

  5. rodney dill says:

    mmmm… Mongo like candy

  6. AnkleCat says:

    I luv candieeeeeeeeeeeeeee oh and kitteh

  7. leeza-b says:

    Pleez hav munnies reddy for mai tip.

  8. Me iz getting master’s social security check.

    He iz under da’ weather today

  9. cmerry says:

    I knoes you in dere, anser da door, is not free after thurty minits wen you just pretendin!

    :)
    http://www.happylolday.com

  10. SarahD says:

    Oh, hai, Mom… I wuz jus… maekin sher Tweetie’s ruf wuz ficksed foar teh wintur… Yah, datz it.

  11. iz candygram for kitteh
    iz death gram for teh burdz :/

  12. Patricia Fabricant says:

    plumr…

    Mrs. Frsharlovra…

  13. dijeh says:

    remember Little Red Riding Hood:

    I oath to eat some chalk…

  14. Pittypat says:

    go way kitteh.
    i shudna led u on.
    i has a untweetable canarial disease.
    egrets, i has them.

  15. M. V. says:

    omg!!! The shark from SNL!! so FUNNY!!!!!

  16. 4½ Kittehs says:

    I haz burdee num-nums fur u….

  17. AWESOME you guys !

    Alien love Pets too !!

  18. Eric E says:

    “Ain’t nothing, The b*tch was inventing the candy gram. They probably won’t give me credit it for it though.”

    I can’t believe this wasn’t referenced yet. Blazing Saddles anyone?
    Or the Chevy Chase SNL weekend update w/ the Shark. Im sure thats on YouTube somewhere.

    • Pittypat says:

      evidently, essential elements escape Eric E

      • Eric E says:

        so wheres the link alliteration pat?
        I was saying i can’t believe no one referenced blazing saddles
        or youtube linked that or the SNL sketch off which that was based.

        • Pittypat says:

          ah, well now i see, u were missing links!
          eve u want em, adam.

          • leeza-b says:

            *sigh* sumbuddy’s gotta.

            EE- itz a 2 step thing.

            Step 1. trai taking a luk up at, um, let’s see…. 3:04 am, 3:06 am and 5:11 am just to get u started…..

            Step 2. Trai reeding thru awl teh thred b4 comminting next tiem

            K?
            Thxbai.

  19. lunarmommy says:

    (an yoo iz teh kandy, hehhehheh)

  20. Duffy says:

    Akshully, draggin teh lawn chayr ovur to teh birdie hows wuz teh trikky part.

  21. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Candeegram deliberee kitteh luuks liek her be peepyng at lil burdeez daown dere chimbley.

    Kitteh sez iyf dey doan cum aowt iyn abowt 2 minnits, her wil clymbe daown teh chimbley to purrsenawly delibber CG herseylfe, wiffowt enny candee or lalalala involved.

    Ov coarse, her wil becum stukk adn merroawwww fur halp.

    Den iyf hers hyoomin doan shows up rite quik to saves her, weez gonna hafta beez rescuuying hers oawrselffs rllly fas, oar burdeez wil shurely be taiken dere rebenge at thems leesure.

  22. Rosie says:

    Jus stawpin by 4 teh few minuts 2 sae herro an c hao r teh chzfrenz.

    Dis lol reminz meh ub teh SNL skit frum teh lawng ago wen ai wuz teh yung an bery bery cyoot kitteh! lolz

    AI hab 2 go crss teh town 2 pik up teh dawtur kitteh at teh hi skool 4 teh kittehs in teh seenyur yeer who awlmoas goin 2 gradyeeate. Den wii habs 2 getz teh Starbux 4 teh fixin in teh howse, den wii habs 2 dew sumpin else dat she wil tink ub on teh wae hoam, “Mama kitteh? Can wii stawp an getz teh cheezburger? Teh french frize? Teh cokee cola?”

    Den she wil tink ub sumpin else, “Mama kitteh? Can wii stawp an bye teh bleu hare cullurin 4 teh crazee teen age kitteh (hur)?”

    SEW! Ai hoep 2 surbibe teh trip an hab elebentee dollurz left wen wii r thru wit teh stawpingz an shawpingz!

    Hab teh gud dae awl u chzfrnz!

    HUGZ Rosie (rtshores at teh wiki) :-)

  23. goldenelegance says:

    4 foar ewe glenn cohcoh
    EWE GO GLEN COCO!!

  24. jess says:

    Do joo watches supernatural? lol, line soundz familyr. xD

  25. Anne says:

    LANDSHARK

  26. PistolPete says:

    That should more be leik:

    Fat cat

    …is fat.

  27. DuBBlE_TailZ says:

    Dis cre8r iz, wuz, or haz a sibling in RFMS.

    _________________________________________________________________

    DuBBlE_TailZ haz 2 tailz.


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