*knock* *knock* …..Candygram
iz jus tryin 2 deliver happy 2 da world.
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alwayz ax fur id frum da daliberycat…
Congrats Mary! Danse, danse!
fanks!
I would like to use this spot to wish Leena Nisi , a young lady in Tiruvannamalai India a very Happy Birthday
♫♫♫♫♫♫Happy Birthday, Butterfly!!♫♫♫♫♫♫
from your forgetful “Auntie” Mary
(my apologies for missing the March 18 date)
Happy Birthday, Leena
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj6cbM-h8xg
p.s. Leena, a candygram is when some one sends you a special message (Happy Birthday! for example) with a box of candy.
Sometimes the delivery person sings a song:
♫Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to Leena,
Happy Birthday to yo000OOOOOOU!
.
any body know dat hippo birdy one?
♫
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes
Hippo Birdie Deer Ewe
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes
♫
http://www.sandraboynton.com/sboynton/hippobirdiecards.html
Leena scroll down ↓ to find a chocolate cake we
made for your birthday.
It is a tradition here to put a very small candle for each year of the Birthday Person’s life on the cake, then we light the candles.
The Birthday Girl (you) makes a wish (but keep it secret!)
and blows out the candles.
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fanks
*Ahem*
* knok knok*
Whu’z dere?
Anita
*playin strate gai*
anita hu?
anita who?
Anita tishue….
***Achew!!!***
Nebbermind…
OK OK OK
Sew heer goez…
A skiliton wawks in2 a bar
He sez,”gimmee a beer ana a mawp.”
Fankew Fankew Fankew
Plz 2 tip teh watestaffz!!
Taht sookay, IDDD – ai saw dat kummin an useded mai ‘army keeper’…
mai sleevie!
*finks eet mite bee tyme fur beddy bye!!*
Sew yer sayin yu hazza patent lether sleevie???
waay-lll…. meybee….
but, nawt teh shuz…. dat wood be indee…endy..in-dee-sunt!!
Mai plethur wardrobe – let mee show yu eet!
speekin uv witch:
Whar duz Generalol Patton keep hiz armies??
*stayj lef, voyse sez: whar??*
Why, in hiz Patton-lethur sleevies, datz whar!!
Fank yew….
an wif dat ‘groan herd rownd teh whirrld’, ai em orf tu bed!!
G’nite awl!
{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}
Yaaayy… plz 2 sine up for appeering next week…
Teh chex in teh mail….
*nite nite*
hoz bout “candygram for Mongo?”
Mai Mommee yust 2 sing anudder wun:
Happy Birthday, happy birthday, just 4 u,
Happy Birthday, and maa awl yur dreemz kum tru.
Wen u blo owt teh kandulz, wun lyte staaz aglo,
n tahts teh luv-lyte in yur hart, wher’er u go.
*snif*
Dat wun taakz meh bak.
Feelionophiliac – datz a lubbly birfday-sawng! Whut a nyse memberry!
Fank yu sew mush fur teh sharing uv eet!
Congrachmeowshun, MaryO! U wantz “teh bird” fur danzin? (lessee, dat wuz about 6th graed…..)
Zauberflote, you make delicious cakes- would you make a beautiful birthday cake for Leena Nisi?
Hope she lieks choclit! I will make a flourless Chocolate cake with some kind of almond filling, and drizzled very dark chocolate on top. Since we can tranzmit matter over teh interwebs, she should have it by this afternoon my time!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Leena Nisi!
Perfect! I believe she works in a computer center, so maybe she can share with her co- workers.
Anybody want to put the candles on the cake? This may be her first birthday cake…
hao many du u need?
I has some candles here sumwhere… hmm…. looking arownd..
Oh HERE they iz! But they are the tricksy candles that wont go owt. Will they werk? Duz Leena has gud scents uf hoomer?
Yes, I thinkLeena has a good sense of humor, but since English is a second language for her, she may need some help with the lol language here!
I believe she turns 21 this year, so go ahead with the candles!(thanks)
Ok Leena! 21 candles for you!! Take a deep breath….!!
Now bask in the envy of all of us that wish we could be 21 again…
Ai wud nawt wants to be 21 agens, but ai wudnut mind lookin 21 agens!
A-nom to dat!
the reel postman ringz twice.
Mai postie don’t. He knock once bery qui..qwi…not loud, den leave.
mai postman only coms when he feelz lyk.
Newman isn’t delivering mail today.
That’s right, it’s raining…
Newman!!
ok I was trying for a GRRR face. shux.
Monsterpiece Theater -The Postman always rings twice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWLgdI8UBjc
qwik herro! leebin heer bery soon, but wunte 2 sae HERRO MaryO!
Herro, Rosieeeeeeeeee! see ya later!
Ai lubz Monsterpiece Theater. Dis wun iz espeshully phunnee.
Alwaze!!
kitteh has mayl for yoo
I had a candygram, but I eated it.
No a candigram or singin greetin, but wunnerful vid – vi – song-an-sho I fown las nite after I saw teh wun MaryO linkied in ‘what seems to be teh officer, problem’ fred. Iz moar Cary Grant. Woo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjFlj4ahWNY
Not nize to gets kittehs & lions stirred up whenwork to do! But tanks for Cary (sigh) & Leonard (even more sigh) link abyway.
lenerd cohen FTW anytime, but this vidyeeo is awesum, trooly.
I lubs Cary Grant *sigh*
Sew hansum….
1 ov mai favritz wuz the Arsnik & ole Lase..
I mostlee lyke teh ole lase..
Arsnik.. Not sew mush
Landshark!
Reeeelly Old SNL ref FTW!!! ROTFL!!
….plumber
meetur reeder…
cable guy …
Cheezburger delivery guy.
It’s da plumma! I’ve come to fix da sink!
so glad i not da only one dat noticed
me tew. Onna my fave skits. Hsbd and I says candygram alla tiem to eech udder.
i’z a dolfin, mam.
I’z a Manx, Maam.
Srsly – I’z a Manx.
I heers da moosick from Jawz!
Jaws moosick:
Here is Jaws moosick too!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkRex-zyt7c
Dis teh bes Jawz moosikz
Mrs. Arlsberger?
Daisy the Curly Cat iz thinkin lyk me…
Knok Knok…
LOLShark!
O hai birdie I made U cookie and didn’t eated it
U can haz it if Uz opens dah door
:kitteh smacking his lips in antisipashun
*burdee turnz 2 fren*
He hadz meh gowing der, untilz ai hurd teh sowndz ob hiz lipz smaking
Kittehs haz lips to smak?
moar liek chitterin teeths. Dats whut BlooMax dus when he sees a birdie. An he barks – littul quiet “wurp” noises of ecksitemunt. Wamts to BITE TEH BIRDIE.
kitteh has invisibul lipz,
mah kittehs licks their mouthses wid their tongses wen I gibs
dem extra speshul noms like tuna
mmmm… Mongo like candy
rodney….yu beated me to it!!! Blazing Saddles ref FTW!
Mongo just a pawn in the game of life
the “knock knock” beforehand makes it more of an SNL/Landshark reference than a Blazing Saddles ref, but bravo, I had completely forgotten about that scene.
lulz
I thought of the landshark first too, but so had already everyone else, so I threw in the Mongo line.
I thougtz of dat too. LOL indeed.
I luv candieeeeeeeeeeeeeee oh and kitteh
Pleez hav munnies reddy for mai tip.
Me iz getting master’s social security check.
He iz under da’ weather today
I knoes you in dere, anser da door, is not free after thurty minits wen you just pretendin!
http://www.happylolday.com
Oh, hai, Mom… I wuz jus… maekin sher Tweetie’s ruf wuz ficksed foar teh wintur… Yah, datz it.
iz candygram for kitteh
iz death gram for teh burdz :/
plumr…
Mrs. Frsharlovra…
remember Little Red Riding Hood:
I oath to eat some chalk…
go way kitteh.
i shudna led u on.
i has a untweetable canarial disease.
egrets, i has them.
*heddesk*
omg!!! The shark from SNL!! so FUNNY!!!!!
I haz burdee num-nums fur u….
they be free! no perches necessary!
And after the burdee num-nums, we is gonna warsh teh elolphant.
Adn play inna bubbelz.
ai thot elolphants wuz self-warshing? Hm… thinks: **maybee that’s juzt teh photo-shopt kind….? I R sew confoosled…. **
Wii be talking bowt teh bebbeh elolphant in “The Party” wif Peetr Cellers. Member dat seen?
BOO
Hay LCB! U iz watchin yur bak at alw tiems, iz u nawt? *ebel laff*
“Aisle get u mai purtee and yur liddl dawg 2!”
ACK! U startled me!
.
*falls over from surprize*
.
*Lands hard on teh floar, since there is no springs there today. Spills martoonie also*
.
OW. I’ve felled over and I can’t gets up. A little halp, plz?
hoep u habbent been lyin on teh floor awl dis tiem! had 2 goez 2 teh
dawtur kittehs skool!
Yes I has been on teh floar all this time.
.
Even worse, no one has re-filled mah martooni glass!
Here, LCB, ai fills it fur u. Itz Partee tyme hear! U lyke teh bodka or teh jinn martooni?
Vodka or jinn? Yes.
k, ai maded u a “durrty” bodka n jinn martooni – haz sum olliv brine innit to go wif teh olliv. Njoi!
Nite nite.
we luvs The Party!
Snack time!
AWESOME you guys !
Alien love Pets too !!
“Ain’t nothing, The b*tch was inventing the candy gram. They probably won’t give me credit it for it though.”
I can’t believe this wasn’t referenced yet. Blazing Saddles anyone?
Or the Chevy Chase SNL weekend update w/ the Shark. Im sure thats on YouTube somewhere.
evidently, essential elements escape Eric E
so wheres the link alliteration pat?
I was saying i can’t believe no one referenced blazing saddles
or youtube linked that or the SNL sketch off which that was based.
ah, well now i see, u were missing links!
eve u want em, adam.
*sigh* sumbuddy’s gotta.
EE- itz a 2 step thing.
Step 1. trai taking a luk up at, um, let’s see…. 3:04 am, 3:06 am and 5:11 am just to get u started…..
Step 2. Trai reeding thru awl teh thred b4 comminting next tiem
K?
Thxbai.
(an yoo iz teh kandy, hehhehheh)
Akshully, draggin teh lawn chayr ovur to teh birdie hows wuz teh trikky part.
Candeegram deliberee kitteh luuks liek her be peepyng at lil burdeez daown dere chimbley.
Kitteh sez iyf dey doan cum aowt iyn abowt 2 minnits, her wil clymbe daown teh chimbley to purrsenawly delibber CG herseylfe, wiffowt enny candee or lalalala involved.
Ov coarse, her wil becum stukk adn merroawwww fur halp.
Den iyf hers hyoomin doan shows up rite quik to saves her, weez gonna hafta beez rescuuying hers oawrselffs rllly fas, oar burdeez wil shurely be taiken dere rebenge at thems leesure.
suh-moooth!!
Jus stawpin by 4 teh few minuts 2 sae herro an c hao r teh chzfrenz.
Dis lol reminz meh ub teh SNL skit frum teh lawng ago wen ai wuz teh yung an bery bery cyoot kitteh! lolz
AI hab 2 go crss teh town 2 pik up teh dawtur kitteh at teh hi skool 4 teh kittehs in teh seenyur yeer who awlmoas goin 2 gradyeeate. Den wii habs 2 getz teh Starbux 4 teh fixin in teh howse, den wii habs 2 dew sumpin else dat she wil tink ub on teh wae hoam, “Mama kitteh? Can wii stawp an getz teh cheezburger? Teh french frize? Teh cokee cola?”
Den she wil tink ub sumpin else, “Mama kitteh? Can wii stawp an bye teh bleu hare cullurin 4 teh crazee teen age kitteh (hur)?”
SEW! Ai hoep 2 surbibe teh trip an hab elebentee dollurz left wen wii r thru wit teh stawpingz an shawpingz!
Hab teh gud dae awl u chzfrnz!
HUGZ Rosie (rtshores at teh wiki)
4 foar ewe glenn cohcoh
EWE GO GLEN COCO!!
Do joo watches supernatural? lol, line soundz familyr. xD
LANDSHARK
That should more be leik:
Fat cat
…is fat.
Dis cre8r iz, wuz, or haz a sibling in RFMS.
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