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No tungs!
Congrachoomashuns on ur nawt secund!!
Wut be teh dans an bevrij ob ur choice?
It’s a kiss picshur so why doesn’t we just rock and roll all nite?
An partee ebberydai?
U knoes it!
conga rat shoelaces! (butt! ai wil stil stalkez u! bwahahahaha)
whaddah ’bout teef? he looks lyke heez nibblin’ on hurr nose!
♫kiss me once, and kiss me twice and kiss me once agin
dese is olefashuned skwirlols.
Comin down in free part harmonee.
hehe- hasnt fot ob dat song inna wile-
old fashioned love song 3goggie nite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IvaCBZ8JlM&feature=related
fanks 4 teh trip down memry lane MayweeO. yewr gettin pritty quik on finding teh yewtooobs. gud job.
my pleshure.
hear’s the kiss me wunce song wich orijinally caem to mind-
kwirky ukelelee guy singing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLrwg6b1RdI
hormonee?
Smoochy, smoochy, smoochy!!!!
♫ kiss me once, kiss me twice
come on pretty baby kiss me deadly ♫
nao heeerz sum nice tite jeans and twitchity hips 4 teh laidies (Dwight Yoakum warning)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BHWkb5STuzM
Lita Ford! Luv teh cheesy 80s moozik!
U haz a nutty flaver…
I’m using teh noo acorm flavored mouf wash.
U liek?
Well, I’z acorny kinda gal…
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/21/the-we-started-kissing-like-this/
Careful, Hammie. Dat mite b ur cuzzin.
Kissez sweeter ‘n wine…
jimmie rodgers, ftw!
fodder ob countree music (frum town i wuz born in)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgBZSdnt_jE
kissez sweeter dan wine wif Judy Collinz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMc9Xw4-eoM&feature=related
hee! mai nawt sekund thot wuz “Teh Weaver, FTW!” Ai gesses taht manee grups has dun taht song
yesh, dere were several to chuse frum on yootoob, but i fink jimmie wroted it., so i wented wif hims furst.
noep. i’z rong. jest cheked & he didn’t wroted it. my bad.
tikly whiskerz!
An tehn we started kissin lyk tihs…
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Cue teh tungs.
Church tung.
Mushrat Sally and Mushrat Sam … oh … hole on, um, er, uh, nebbe mind.
Captain & Tenille ref, but, you’re right, neber mind.
oopz, i appear to has nommed yor eyeball… I put it back soon.
Sumtimes beasties more klevver than hoomans. Much more klevver.
They doe nawt haf teh subpryme lonages… so, yeah.
That’s the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen!
wate till ur see teh noo bebehs in a cuple of munfs.
Wait, whut? I rembers about the berds and teh bees but I am pritty sure there was no menshun of skwerls!
And I”M teh one wif teh narcolepsy?
Whut r u suggestingzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Neber mind.
I’ll tawk to u bout it manyana.
wen yew waiks up
Manyana iz gud enuff 4 meh.
Dey are sooo in luf….
OMG! He iz deflating fast! Iffen I doesn’t do sumtin soon he’ll be a pizza skwerl! I’ll blowz him up again! Wate, what? Not werking? WTF! Wherez the valve stem?
Didz u check neer teh upper thigh?
Eye canna rezzizt… Romeo, u haz eggspeereence wit da locashun uff valve stemmz on innflaytabul tingz????? Eye noez dis iz a “G” rayted syte. But izz aftur 9:00 heer in Mareeland.
an heer ai thot seh was refurrring to teh turkey…….. silly meh
Tribble, I habs to dwink teh fifth. I meens I hab to pleed teh fifth. No, sum peeps mite fink dat meens I’z guilty – which I’m nawt, ov corse.
I gots it! I’z a respectable and well red kitteh dat has onwee red bout such fings. I hab no purrsonal eggspeereeence wif enny sorts of blow up fingees. K?
Nao, I fink I reely needz a dwinkee.
shall we ajorn tew teh nawty barn?
Earl? Earl! Wake up! U almost falled off teh branch.
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When u gonna do something about ur narcolepsy?
Rite affer I do sumpfing bout mah procrastinashun.
*eggasperated* O, Earl, how many times does I has to tell u? U gets a book, u makes a list of things u has to do, then u cross them off one at a t— Earl! WAKE UP!
Zzzzzzzzzz…
Eye’l git the book tomorrer after ah wakez up. An Quit calling me Earl..Wut you tink Earl the Skwerl is kyoot? Does I callz you Rhoda der Rodent?
My name is Rhoda der Rodent.
An a lubberly naem it iz, too. >.>
Sew – lolcatburglar is jus teh stayj naem?
Other way around. Lolcatburglar is a old family name. Well, old since mah ancestor kittehs came to ‘merica. It was changed at Ellolis Island from teh original name: Jooltheef.
an wair did yew imigrant frum……… Ir lol land?
Wud u beleev… Transtealvania?
oh dats rite……. teh bad guize frum Irlolland wus sent to stralia………. *luks around noibusly hopin deh down under guise be sleepin dis tyme ob dai*
oar iz we onna sayme tyme zones? innywun noes?
Well, I noes ware Stralia iz, but I nawt noe ware u iz.
ai ment (sum ob) us foks ina usa……. but ai did luk itup an stralia is abawt 8 or 9 hours ahed ub us…….. dependin on wich side ob teh usa yew iz on……
kiss me, you impetuous skwerl!
Kan der bee splortz ober amminulls dat nawt kittehs? Cuz deez skwirlz iz fwettnin to maekz meh *splort*!!!!!
Eeeeek!
kiss me, ur a fool.
ahl B a fool 4 yoo.
Ooo, Kitkay…purrrrrrrrr.
Iffs u wanna kno
iffs he lubs u so
It’s in him kissssss.
Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop…
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot????
Do Nawt Want!
Go home, Cheney!
LCB – DUCK!
Duck? But it’s not duck season!
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It’s wabbit season.
That’s an unmitigated frabrication.
Has u teh audacity to doubt mah veracity and insinyooate that I prevaricate?
Ur dithpicable!
How a person can get so dithpicable in one lifetiem iz beyond meh!
*wipes duck spit off face*
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Duck season!
There r other thports bethides duck hunting, u kno.
Ennywon for tennith?
Niceth game!
I’m a fricaseein wabbit!
For that matter, If I was Hydin Muggey inna stove would I be turnin onna gas like dis?
*snurt*
Iz nawt wabbit seazun in NYS…. that endned weeeeks agoes.
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Myte stil B coyote seazun, ai wuud haf2 chek.
Dats wear it iz?
U’r not listening to all that I say.
It’s in his smoo.
*smack*
U guise, we shoud TOTALLY form a girl-group!
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We could be “Lolcatburglar and teh Purrloiners”
I doan purrr fer jus ennywun’s loins.
U gots a better name? “Shna Na Na” mabye?
Nawww… yer naem will werk.
Just reul… reea… figyoored owt “Purrloiners” nawt teh saem as “Loinpurrers.”
We can be “Lolcatburglar and teh Loinpurrers” when we plays at dances in teh Nawty Barn.
*wiggulls wiff giggulls*
OMG — teh fyoo peepul who hav nawt gawn hoem r gonna start finkin Iz krazee ladee!!!
*covers mouf wiff foofy pawz*
“gonna start”?
*luks arownd nurrvussly*
Ssssh. Dey doan AWL know. Sum ob dem know, but nawt AWL ob dem. Beesydes — dey doan need to know Iz playin on ICHC ravver dan akchully doin werk.
Werk iz teh pleh, but munnies is nawt teh pleh. Munnies WANT, but haf to werk for it DO NOT WANT.
Well, just wait until Lolcatburglar and teh Purrloiners hit teh big time!
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We’ll be rich and famous and having wardrobe malfunkshuns befoar u nkoes it.
Wewt!
teh furry green nikkerz mayk wardrobe malfunkshunz so much moar intrestin!
Waytes!! Ai needz 2 getz mai biniblolculars!!! 8-D
Ok, this is my first comment, sodon’t critisize! I like this picture, it’s cute in that, cute, fuzzy, sorta way. If I found a girl that I like and she liked animals, this’ld be the first I’d send to her…
Welcum Kyle!
We r nice peeps! We lub to hab noo peeple jump in and plai!
*friendly pat on teh back*
ai lubs dis pikshur. Kyle yew has gud taiste!!! Welcome tew teh skwirly wirld ob teh cheesepeeps… it can get kina craizy here an we wudden hab it inny odder way
This r a berry good group of folks and although they are mucho loco they are also rilly smart and fun. Read and larf, for much is way kyoot here.
*ahem* mucho loco?
speek fer yersef, SolnEsther.
oh, wait. i fink yew did!
Sweepea, I doan fink SolnEsther waz insulting u or ennyone.
I fink mucho loco iz slang for mucho local, meaning we’re very much rite ware we r, meaning we’re bery grounded peeps.
So, I fink dat u mite owe a pology to SolnEsther?
Liek dat logic? Nao who’s mucho loco?
oh, i dint taek a fence a tall, adn i dew apollo jize if i gibbed enny.
i wuz jest twine to be funnee.
but nao dat i sieze yur logic, i has my dowts bout yore locositeee…adn wot wrurreez me eben moar is dat it maeks scents to me, sortob.
i made it for my boyfriend cuz i luff him!
vewy vewy kyute!
( adn i has a hyuge gruj aginst skwirlols for eetin teh crokus bulbs!)
Kwoot, but knowig skwirlz, datz probablee a bite!
Stil, skwirlz r funn 2 watch – Iz luv 2 see dem in my yard.
I love this blog, OMG, makes my fat lumps jiggle
nao dat’s a vishual ai cud dew without!! haz a funneee sound tew it doh
oh funnyboy……..ai wuz jus kiddin…….. mai lumps jumps tew
Wud u liek won lump or tew?
ai wishit ter wuz onny wun oar tew!!!
oooh Romeow, ai ment to tail yew tat eye saw yer “Vista” in Sedona…. wus rite down teh rode – not tew far – frum teh Orchards wair eye stayed. rilllly nice view……. got lots of pix ob teh snoopy rock! it was berrry booofitul!!
Ur hotel waz prolly much nicer. Vista is nawt noo, but it habs the Tuxee kitteh, so we alwais stay there. Glad u had a nice tiem!
It needs my kisses, too!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Nice!!
Too little squirrels, sittin’ in a tree…
…teasing the k-i-t-t-e-e.
furst kums lubb, denn kumz mahridge, denn kumms “rock a bye behbeh in teh tree tawps”
LOLs! How did they find out our family secrets? This is just like something my mom did to me and I do to my kidlets all the time! Mom grabs kidlet’s face in both hands and shmushes it, going down the list: “Your face, it needs a kissy-kiss-kiss here (tip of the nose) and here (left eyelid) and here (right cheek) and here (hairline) and here (right earlobe)” and so on. The kidlets’ favorite part is to shriek “you missed a spot here…. and here….” We can’t stop until every centimeter of the face in question has been covered in kisses.
It’s one of our favorite family rituals. My mom will love this pic and the memories it will bring up
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Mrs C – ai wuz jus finkin abowt a symilar memuree uv mai mom….. when mai owldest heethen wuz jus liddle, he desided taht Maw-Maw needed a ’slidy kiss’: He grabbed mai mom by teh sydz uv her fayce, skwished hur fayce tugedder and *kisskisskisskisskisssssssy!!* all ober her fayce until tehy wer bof laffin and laffin!!
Eet becayme a luvvly little fing dey did, ownly between them – heethen tole me dat it wuz himz ’speshul kissy’ jus fur Maw Maw….
Awwww…those storees r so sweet.
We went to dinner wif frenz that brought their liddle hoomin kitten. Affer dinner, he gots a liddle wound up, and started gibing hims Daddeh “Cow Kisses.” Yup, BEEG licks up and down teh face. Fankfully, dey unnerstood dat teh Cow Kiss was onwee for Daddeh.
I lieks ur storees much betta.
LOL!! Datz berry funneh!! Ai lyke the *thought* uv ‘Cow Kisses’… but the ‘practice’? Nawt sew mush!
hee donut sound lyke a heeven 2 mii. yer ‘membureez sounds reel nice! my 2 heevens habs SI—-taktile defensive—speshully teh older won. I usta gib hymn futrubbs ebbery nyte, and dat helped hymn tolerate beeing toucht sum. Hugs, nawt so much….kisses lyke dat….outta teh qweeshun.
kitkay – mittle heeven iz SI, tu… him a bit onna weerd syd, doh…. iz ’seekur’ moast uv teh tyme (‘pointy chin’ hugs, ennywun??)…. unless he iz in ‘overload’- den he iz VERRY defensive! Duzzint ebben wunt yu tu luk at oar tawlk tu him… we’ve gotten ust tu eet…. but, dat ‘mom instinkt’ tu ‘hug eet out’ iz hard tu fight orf…
Owldest heeven hadda bery speshul relayshunship wif mai mom… we bof misses hur bery mush… deez are gud membories – ai weel hav tu rememembur tu remynd him ov ’slydee kissez’!!
Pleez 2 enlit.. inlight..enfur…(sigh) tell mee wut teh SI is standinn fur?
Sanks u!
Sensory Integration disorder.
Hi 3heathens and KitKay, too
If i am out of line here I do apologize but I was wondering if your kitten would be able to keep a notebook where he wrote about things like his special relationship with your Mom? Then you could both have nice memories to go back to.
Many hugs to all of you.
UG!! WUG!! MUSH!!!!
Teh rest of that acorm – I wants it.
Otay—butt iz a ABC acorm—-Allreddy Ben Chood.
you mean “your face it needs my kisses” right
Hi Mike!
Yes, that’s what it says. It takes a while to be able to read it, but after a while, you’ll be able to read it as quickly and easily as you do regular English.
It was very confusing to me when I started. I couldn’t figure out why the Y at the end of the word turned into a EH, and why some of the letters are reversed like tiem for time.
Hang in there and keep trying. It’s really quite fun when you get the hang of it!
Remember, you can post in regular English or lolspeak. It doesn’t matter. We’re always happy to see new posters!
Welcome!
dis acshually wurkz! i duz dis to gf n eye getz abundunt snorgles 4 rest ov teh dai
Boi skwerlol iz regailyng hims ladee skwerlol gurlolfrend wif tayles ov hims peynthowse iyn teh hi treetaupes; haow itz awl payed oaff wif noes moargidges ov enny kine, oar owtstannin billls.
Heez awlso meynshonyng haow hims plaise can has normuss pyle ov nutts up to teh ruuf; az wel, hims heppins to haz a luvlee gaigement ryng iyn hims bak pokkit, adn axes her to cept iyt, plz, k thx.
Her cepts iyt!!!!!!!
(KISS, KISS, KISS)
Do we have to read the kissin parts?
sumdai u miet nots mynd so mush.
Not mind so mush mush? True, dat.
Pwinsess Bwied refrunz – Yay!
Isn’t that some of the prettiest music you’ve evah heard?
Must dig out CD & lissen again.
*curls up wif soft blankee and hawt chokalit*
Skwirl luv
A wunnerful fing