godzilla cat
stomps invisible tokyo
godzilla wuz angery about o hai kitteh outfit.
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concatshoolashuns!!! Ambercat!!! on ur nawt secund!
conga-rats, ambercat! u wantz a butt-wiggle danse of nawt-sekond?
Conga rats 2 yoo. We dantzes an itty bitty dantz uv joi:
*wiggle wiggle, kik, slyde, spin, leap, twyrl* and *bow *
we stawmp arownd foar u
Unkown thousands dead or injured.
gud comment ambercat. whut drinkee an danse wuld u like?
Shall we do the Monster Mash? You can lead.
Second!!!
rate
Hee hee, dass kyoot. U iz bein sarkastic, rite?
how bout a danse to godzilla by blu oyster cult?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TTW19g-uUTw
You put your left foot in,
You put your left foot out,
You put your left foot in,
And you shake it all about…
Gotz to shaek teh bak pawz — kant get teh frate trane unstuk enny uvver way!
*grumbul grumbul Ai haetz it wen ai getz frate tranes stuk between meh paw padz!!!*
those retracktabile poyntee ends… they juzt picks up EBERYTHING!
What can you find between Godzilla’s toes?
Slow runners!
*Yeah, yeah, I know, I know, I posted this last week*
p>
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is
worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went
unnoticed last month. Larry La Prise, the man who wrote “The Hokey
Pokey”, died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family
was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. Then the trouble
started….
Ai laffed teh furst tiem…. an ai jus laffed agin.
LOLl!!!
yes! bery funnee. onlee complaynt i has iz dat you duznt haz moar to ad…
o thx Maus! Nao ai haz teh diet cokee collaz awl ober teh keebord an teh
screenz!
If teh coughee on teh keebord iz teh “snoffee”, wut iz teh cokee cola on teh
keebord calledz?
Dat iz teh wiki kwestshun ub teh dae!
Snoke?
O no! There goes (invisible) Tokyo!
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Go, go, Godzilla Kitteh!
Blue Oyster Cult?
Tehy did a sawng cawled “Doan Feer teh Reeper” an wun odder taht ai kan’t memeber rite nao. Aor favrit DJ used to cawl taht sawng, “Doan Feer teh REEFer”… hee had kinda twissted scents ob hewmor…
Der odder big hit wuz “Burnin 4 U”, an dey did a lot uv “cawnsept” moozic, baysed arund Michael Moorcock’s Elric of Melnibone work. Sum of it wuz good, sum okay, sum wud cyur ur insomnia.
I’se cornfused LolCatburglar, how do you noe dat Invisible Tokyo is squish? Itz not liek ‘Now you see dem and now you dont’. Deyre invisiboble! Unknowed cashewlties and unknowed damages are currently unknowable. We’ll hasta wate an prolly not see. Urf – I need a Ginnantonicus.
Well, duh! Teh lolcapshun sed so. Lolcapshuns is teh infail… unfall… inflat… never rong.
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But some Cheezfren or other, gremlin mabye, can reeds invisible books, so teh invisibile is sometiems visible. U see?
I have nebber had a nak fer Qat-um-fyzziks so I’ll take yer werd fer it and hav anudder ginantonicus.
SolnEsther, r u using Ronald Dumbsfeld logic?
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Az we know,
There r known knowns.
There r things we know we know.
We also know
There r known unknowns.
That iz to say
We know there r some fings
We do not know.
But there r also unknown unknowns,
Teh ones we don’t know
We don’t know.
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2-12-2002 DOD News Briefing – srsly.
Now muh hed hurtz and I dunno iffen it were the ginnantonicus or the Ronald Dumbsfu… He and his bosses all made muh hed hurt when I try to unnerstand WTF theyre doin. I do know dat he nebber covered teh importnat qategory – the stuff ‘thet we know but we don’t know we knows it’ Praps we can git a sub-conshus count of damages to teh invisible Tokyo. INO
Stepz onz de crak brak yuns mums bak Oh sigh Gud ting pointy endz en litl feetz
Kitteh jus wantz relax en de cuntry sidz
Bipedal skillz. I haz dem.
OCD kitteh almost has nerviss brakedown while crossing teh sidewalk.
Win!
Is that as gud as it gets?
Sowry, cudn’t resist. hee hee
Busted!
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Yes, it’s very impressive.
nao if we cud just find sum hot rolls… then nobuddy wud notise…
iz dat an obscure referentz to a Leslie Nielson line?
Mine was. I dunno whare leeza b gettin her line from.
Leeza-b gettid it frum Jak Nikkolson moovee, ‘As Good As It Gets’
Wunnerful movie! Many grate lines!
“Where’d you lern to talk lyk dat, some Panama city hump hump bar …
go peddle kwazy sumplace elst, we’re all full up here”
An nao we distrakted him an he has to go bak an startz obber. Sheesh. He will nebber git home.
Doin’ my boxing trainin’
Godzilla kitteh lookin for Mothra and Raymond Purr.
Win!
Iz he carryin a bookay of purpul flowersz? That mebbe why hes wawkin on hind feets. To suprrize ladeefrend.
Awwwww – Godizlla Kitteh iz jus misunnerstud. Himz tryin ta be awl romanticul an hyoomins fink hez jus ther to destroi der city.
Yeah. They say evrybuddy lubs a lover, but trample just *ONE* major metropolitan area…
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Love stinks.
BOO!!! ai a stalkur! *ebel laff*
U hasta beez teh careful when u does that, Rosie. I seed u outta teh corner of mah eye so i wasn’t skeered, but u almost startled godzilla kitteh. If he’d'a felled over he woulda wiped out half teh tall bildings all up and down JCH4K Boolevard.
LOLZ
BTW ware iz dis JCH4K Blvd ub wich u speekz??
*tinks 2 self…ai stil gunna get LCB 1 dae…rebenge iz teh dish best surved
coald!* bwa ha ha ha ha
Back when JanetCanHas4Kittehs went ‘way for a few weeks, we renamed all teh streets after her in her onner. When she gotted back we forgetted to name them back. So JCH4K Boolevard is, well, everywhare.
Mebbe, jus mebbe, hez moovin so karefullee as to NAWT squish bildins & tranes & hyoomins as he maeks his way to delibbur teh bookay to hiz troo luv.
Kitteh iz hedin oar tuz de WILD SIDE!! BOM BOM BOMP BOMP BA
Yeah, right awn obber to dah Nawty Barn Side! Woot woot. WE be in dere pickin taxi cabs owt from between hiz toezez an swillin martoonies as he regales us wiff tales of piligin and mameificashunz and crushifyin tiny bones..ah the halseeawn daze.
Pounce De Leon in search of the fountain of fud
Mucho WIN!
i theenk hez jus prakticin fer danse danse revlooshun.
Irish dancing kitteh praktising for his 3am purrformance on your head
after the midnite stampede
w00t!
ai -o hai- yee ay! i ates teh budurrflai
o dun bee so sad, eet taysted not ryllee bad!
ur offer pleezes teh technovykitteh
tankyoo! nao i has a crayving fur wiener schnitzel!! >_>
Kitteh luuks liek Puss N’ Boots wifowt hims caustyoome.
Needs byg Mowsketeer-tipe hat wif feethur ploom, adn byg bootsees ups to hims knees(werevver dey ar).
Sez hims nawt do foto-op wifouwt props! Taht be whye hims leevyng.
but moooooooooooooooom, i wantz cottin candee!! *stomps to make it clear how serious this is*
werd pretzel iz habbin teh feest awn mai messujs! nawt 1 iz goin tru! mebbee dis
1 wil goez tru
. . . an then a step to teh rite!
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
Is the Godzilla Kitteh axually a Trans…Trans… From Trans? Hole on, I gotta git muh flashlite, n a newpaper, and and and …
Dry toast, an toilolet paper, an…
This’ll be grate, Eye’l see yerazz downtwn at Midnights! Ise the one in tights and tap shoes.
Godzilla? I’d rather be Totoro
Hand over the catnip and no one will get hurt.
Oh noes!
Dem say he gots to go
GO GO kitteh!
(weeoeeeoo)
Walter Mitteh kitteh has grandyose dreems.
OHHHHHHHHHHHH no, they Say he’s got to go GODZILLA….
Remember, never feed the kitten-zilla after midnight, and never get the kitten-zilla wet.
teh link dont werk hear, but plz to Googles “Godzilla Cat” fer video pruuf dat he iz fur reals. kthxbai
Oh wellz. At least Godzilla kitteh no stomp aowt (invisibul) Tokio Hotel. Me luvs me sum Tokio Hotel. Speshully invisibul.
mmmmm…. kibbles and people
OH NOEZ GOJIRA BE STEALIN MAH BUKIT!!!