Comments on: but soft, what light

By: Me

Me — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 09:14:17 +0000

Im glad someone pointed that out:) Thanks

By: insanityinside

insanityinside — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 18:01:03 +0000

Drama ape is dramatic

By: Burgy

Burgy — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 00:16:37 +0000

this is the best LOL i’ve ever seen.

By: hugz_me

hugz_me — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 16:22:44 +0000

woot shakspeere munkee

By: dragonkitteh_leelee

dragonkitteh_leelee — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:44:27 +0000

ay yoosd tew hav a hole …solilik…solikwee… long dramatik speechthingie memorizd. it wuz one of hte wuns dat romiow sez neer teh end of play.

By: Chloe

Chloe — Sat, 24 May 2008 05:03:45 +0000

This is creepy!

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 04:38:44 +0000

Fanks, Smammie…. dat wurd – retarded – hits a nerve wif me…

ownly 2 kindsa peeps use dis wurd as ‘insult’/diskriptur:

1) teh yung, whu fink dey sownd smart;
2) those whu hav littul knoledge uv teh english langwidj;
a) see #1 onna list.

Is nawt sumpthin ai kin ‘let go’ wiff owt sayin sumpthin…. mai umbrage – let mee show yu eet…

But, fanks fur yur nyse wurds, Smammie – an yur granmama’s tu!

By: Smammie

Smammie — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 03:32:19 +0000

2 quot mai granmama “save you breath to cool your porridge”… iffin it maekz u feel bedder 2 vent a liddle, due sew, bai awl meens, but i am tinkin’ 3heathens, dat him iz nawt worth teh efort. Tinkin’ abowt quotables, an ol’ fren’s fraz, “oxygen bandit” cums 2 mind Spoiled innards doan liek enny 1 els 2 b havin’ fun….

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 03:23:52 +0000

PPP

To whom do yu direkt sush insultin commints? Tu teh Cheezburglers? Tu teh poasters? (FYI: in tudai’s ‘acceptable’ langwidj, ‘retarded’ is reserbed ownli fur dose whu du nawt hav berry gud handle on english langwidge. Is berry obvius dat yu du…. so…)

Yu chews tu use ‘retarded’ fur whut reesun, I ponder… tu show yur command ob langwidj? Or, nawt….. dis is teh qwestyun…..

*ponders*

By: Pikture purfect pathetic

Pikture purfect pathetic — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 17:12:34 +0000

You’re a moron!!

Romeo and juliet is what you quote in the picture,

but your side comment makes a reference to the the Monkey’s typing a Shakespearean play with “infinite typewriters”

1)You’re an idiot because you mixed up the two
2)It’s not an infinite amount of typewriters you incompetent douchebag, it’s an infinite amount of time. There’s supposed to be three monkeys, each representing the Hear, Speak, See no evil. Given an infinite amount of time and the usage of typewriters, it’s theorized that they’ll eventually churn out the entire script of Macbeth.

which is retarded. Just like the person who originally made the comment and sidecomment.

perfect match!

By: lolkitteh

lolkitteh — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 20:51:09 +0000

is preety sure i saw beefor sumwere…gee loks liek contemplatin misterees of lief…liek why all gud cheezburgers ust go bai so fast…

By: mrrodgers

mrrodgers — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 23:34:36 +0000

New caption:
“I can has shakespeare?”

By: meens

meens — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 18:21:07 +0000

thank yew. s’what i wuz gun say.

By: Teho

Teho — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:28:12 +0000

i cant bleev i akshuly gots 5 burgrs from 3 peeps fr DAT stinkr. pleh.

By: Teho

Teho — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:25:50 +0000

erm… prolly ur joeking, i hoep… buts Ingalish prolly nots be Greet’s own langwijj, akshuly.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:02:03 +0000

Becaws of Romeo lithp, when he tries to use grammerticawy kerrect word ‘Threw yon winder’, it sounds like he saying ‘frew yon winder’ which the stenographer transcribed as ‘fromb’. lt’s a simple typer… typ…tipo… keyboarding error.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:50:33 +0000

ARRRGGGHHH It makes me want to angrily shout at dems pipple what dont know how to correctly speek their own langwidge. To arbi … awbit… randomly split an infinitve is to poorly convey yer thots. Buncha goofwa mushmouf slobstacks. Not articulate, edumacated, an erudite lyke us.

By: english teacher

english teacher — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:57:47 +0000

tank u tank u tank u! i is triun to be cheezburgr-ie, but reeeeeeeeeeelly wanted to correct “from” 2 “through”! Iz so glads sumone else dids it! And i is vury happie to halp poor Romeos wif his impedimediment. I speeks gud.

By: Shanmao

Shanmao — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 06:44:35 +0000

Ezzackly. 4 ur convenyunce, dis 1 boff opunz AN cloeses, cums wif fuwwyu-funtunull knob, an wuz NAWT mayde in a sweatshop in a cumtry wich duz nawt recognize hoomin rytes. Enjoi!

By: Shanmao

Shanmao — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 06:40:53 +0000

Anom! *sigh* U gots 2 kiss sew menny, menny frogz deese days…

By: Shna

Shna — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 02:02:58 +0000

Datz meh dotter’s fayborit joke!

By: clovis

clovis — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 01:13:58 +0000

Excellent, creative!

By: patticlan

patticlan — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:21:54 +0000

Miss D, you are so right…he is adorable. {{{baby gorilla}}}

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:06 +0000

ai am a hyoooge moosical fan, but ackshully ai prefer teh non moosical moovie wif Liz Taylur and Ritchurd Burtun on this wun.

whut does ai win???? Oh dat’s rite… a dor!!

By: Billy Suter

Billy Suter — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:06:53 +0000

Baby Cornelius wonders why he can’t see the human.

By: Shanmao

Shanmao — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:03:26 +0000

*sigh of resignation* Iz surrounded bai skwerly peepulz. Itz mah fayte.

By: Shanmao

Shanmao — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:01:12 +0000

Lolyerz! Itz open seezun on doze fingz on teh Wyld SoDak Raynge, u noes. Derz a bounty ifs u bring teh eerz.

By: Shanmao

Shanmao — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:57:10 +0000

Rite u r!! U haz wun teh dor pryze. 1 uv mah mahm’s favrite moosicalz, herd Aws De Tiem growin up.

By: Shanmao

Shanmao — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:55:10 +0000

Deyz eferywherz!

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:37:29 +0000

Heh, heh, heh! Gud wun!

By: sarakitty

sarakitty — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:24:58 +0000

*snrk*

By: fifi rockefeller

fifi rockefeller — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:24:17 +0000

Ahem.
It is a little known fact that Romeo has a lisp and has difficulty speaking teh word “through,” and commonly substitutes teh werd “from” when obligated to speak in public.
Thank you for your understanding in this delicat matter.
Kthxbai!

By: sarakitty

sarakitty — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:24:07 +0000

R mebbe a skwerila

By: Shakespearegirl

Shakespearegirl — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:28:31 +0000

This uses the wrong preposition. The actual quote is this: “But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?” (not from)

By: Teho

Teho — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:23:50 +0000

o hapi doggeh, heer is thy sheep…

By: GermanSeabass

GermanSeabass — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:08:15 +0000

nono, aktual kwote are “from.” u needs catching up wif shekspbeer

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:55:21 +0000

Poop Nazi!

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:46:30 +0000

“Ahs, wut lite truu yundre winnow brakes? Iyt iz teh mune adn Joolyet iz teh….”

(Hmmmm, iyt be teh aura ov a cheezburger taht sumwun’s tossin up frum teh streeet belowe).

*bellowes doawn to teh throawer*

“Hay! Ai tole yuu roases wuldint wurk”.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:18:22 +0000

oops!
akshully teh moosical vershun, which wuz Kiss Me Kayte.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:16:43 +0000

tameing of teh shrewe ftw!

By: Miss Dawn

Miss Dawn — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:54:26 +0000

Is ugleh kitteh, but is sweet behbeh gorillol! I wants to gib him huggins!

By: Blackwood

Blackwood — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:50:22 +0000

Uhm…tinks the reel kwote iz “through” not “from”…

By: Shanmao

Shanmao — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:25:55 +0000

“Brush up your Shakespeare!
Start quoting him now!
Brush up your Shakespeare
And the women you will wow.”

By: Shanmao

Shanmao — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:23:09 +0000

Aha! Teh mizzteeryus luv chyld iz abannund on teh streetz uv teh grate citteh, wher he meet an joyns….a gang uv Cheezburger Theefs!

Jus a suggeschun 4 a nolliver…um… plot twist )

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:16:51 +0000

And shue there be a luv chyld it wud be…. a skwitteh???

By: Shanmao

Shanmao — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:12:12 +0000

Wel, he *HAD* 2 tayk awf his CHRG ore Joolyed wuda shreeked an run. Dat’s wut u gits 4 nawt warin propurr pro-teckive geer.

By: turtlol

turtlol — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:02:56 +0000

ohai, but nawt sekkond thing: we kill awl teh lolyers? plzktnxbai!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:53:11 +0000

Yah, sum kritiks think whut Romeo sed wuz a lotta balloney just to git her in bed.
But I haets to say – I wudda beleeved awl himz sweet wurds, just liek she did!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:50:20 +0000

Teh plot thikkens! Juliet wuz kissin a skwerl!
Wayt til por Romeo heerz. Uh, wayt, Romeo haz sported an is in dire need uv teh CCC!
Mebbe he won’t notiss his twoo luv haz bin cavortin wit skwerls!

By: Shanmao

Shanmao — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:38:02 +0000

Nao wayte a minnit – izzen Joolyet bizzy nomnomnommin on a skerl sumwerz? If shez a geeraff.