but soft, what light
from yonder window breaks
clearly, someone gave monkies an infinite number of typewriters…
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Plz sir, kin Ai hav moor?
No u cannot has… Unless a songdans
Mite a suggerst Fud gloreeus fud song an dans frum olivar twist?
is no fuds den i can has filosfeez?
concatulayshuns on teh nawt sekkund!
It looks lak he sain “WTF?! Is dat rain? I just warshed the Jag!”
He also look lak a former boss ob myne at big brew, anudder knuckle dragger in management. I gives Fanx to the ‘Ceiling Ketteh’ dose dayz are behine meh!
…orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
nok nok N
Yess, wei hab no banannaz, N ai’m glad
Ennyfing nu inna TyBooTeek? Ai don waar tyz, but Ai’v
had mai I onna bobbleHed oar 2
yoo is sekkund! concatoolatyshons,^___^
congrats geeneezcats, maybee we cud so do the monkee todai for yur dans?
or sing wun of their manee fab hitz… Daidreem Beleever? Or Last Trayne to Clarkzvil?
Datz meh dotter’s fayborit joke!
The Gorillol my dreams
New addition to Beijing Zoo — Hu Frung Pu
Hah — for dat, ah “fang pi” in yore in general direxshun.
No poop fore u!!
Poop Nazi!
Deyz eferywherz!
Gorilla Kumpanee Productions Presents . . .
Shaykspeer in Teh wyld.
Teh players:
Romeo: Gorillol
Juliet: Giraff
Mercutio: Ellyfunkel
Tybalt: A blak panfer, uv korse.
JULIET!!??!?!1? I wanted a orinj JULIUS.
but teh ornije wunz iz Poyzin!!
…but I’m vegetarian… I can haz fried peanut butter banana sandwich?
…athangyuverramuch.
aw-huh-huh.
Hey — djoo watch me make mah brekkfist?
Ai lurves teh ornj jooleeus! Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom…or iz dat slurp-slurp-slurp-slurp…
…iz nomnomnomnomnomOW! *shayk hed* nomnomnomOW!!! *shayk hed*
brayn freez, Ai gets it ebry tyme!
Ai wud fink dere bee defyniytc slurpage goin awn.
If dis r Romeo affer da masked ball, him shudda left himz mask on. Juliet gon screamin frum her balloney.
ummmm I has had sum ro-meowz been akt liek this….
Anom! *sigh* U gots 2 kiss sew menny, menny frogz deese days…
Yor rite. A rose by enny uther naem may smell as sweet.
And so Romeo wuld - wer he nawt Romeo kalled - retayn that deer purrfekshun which he owns withowt that tytle.
Um . . . then agin, mebbe nawt.
Yah, sum kritiks think whut Romeo sed wuz a lotta balloney just to git her in bed.
But I haets to say - I wudda beleeved awl himz sweet wurds, just liek she did!
“Brush up your Shakespeare!
Start quoting him now!
Brush up your Shakespeare
And the women you will wow.”
tameing of teh shrewe ftw!
oops!
akshully teh moosical vershun, which wuz Kiss Me Kayte.
Rite u r!! U haz wun teh dor pryze. 1 uv mah mahm’s favrite moosicalz, herd Aws De Tiem growin up.
ai am a hyoooge moosical fan, but ackshully ai prefer teh non moosical moovie wif Liz Taylur and Ritchurd Burtun on this wun.
whut does ai win???? Oh dat’s rite… a dor!!
Ezzackly. 4 ur convenyunce, dis 1 boff opunz AN cloeses, cums wif fuwwyu-funtunull knob, an wuz NAWT mayde in a sweatshop in a cumtry wich duz nawt recognize hoomin rytes. Enjoi!
Beware teh Ides of March.
Iz David Gorilolfield, praktising hiz nu majic trick: levatating elephant, just off-camera…
Am this banana that I sees before me?
No, it am banana of teh mind. Meh.
Dats one ugli ketteh!!!1!! Eye tink dat di is not wurf habbin teh opposable thumb.
Is ugleh kitteh, but is sweet behbeh gorillol! I wants to gib him huggins!
Miss D, you are so right…he is adorable. {{{baby gorilla}}}
Oh And gud wurx on the nawt sekkund GNZ !!1!! Duz you wanna pick the dantz or shud we awl just do a quick round of the hampster dantz? Oh and don’t fergit the beverideges, as long as yer already rummidging about at the Tiebo teak.
Mah baybeh iz da proodik… progig… porkig…
STAR!!!!
It is the east, and Jooliet is the sun!
It is a feast! And a cheezburger is teh sun!
all the world’s a cage
and all the men and women merely monkeys
Are it raining?
I can haz the TV Remote?
Munkee opun fer Biznizz.
Kut! Kut! Yu makin meh crazi! “Thru window!” “Thru window”
Take it frum teh top….
too late… they alreddy borked teh windoe.
Wherefore art THOU Romeo????? Runawayrunaway!!!1!!!!!
but soft, what light __THROUGH__ yonder window breaks
sigh
Now, now. Cheezfriens can have a little poetic license.
but soft, what yonder window breaks?
(oh $#!%, RUN!)
Yah, duzzint it tik yoo owf when peepuls mangels teh langwidges that way?!
*grin*
ai reesembul taht reemark!
Funny, but what makes it even more funny is the great comment
Someone must indeed have given monkeys an infinitive number of typewriters 
Actually that’s not really true anymore. Maybe about half of the monkeys are still doing it the old way, but the rest have started using modern free apps like OpenOffice and Google Docs.
So, better make that a split infinitive number of typewriters.
(sorry, I know it’s a language-barrier thing, but I couldn’t resist)
and we have proof… b/c they used their spellcheck on this LOL!
ARRRGGGHHH It makes me want to angrily shout at dems pipple what dont know how to correctly speek their own langwidge. To arbi … awbit… randomly split an infinitve is to poorly convey yer thots. Buncha goofwa mushmouf slobstacks. Not articulate, edumacated, an erudite lyke us.