but soft, what light
from yonder window breaks
clearly, someone gave monkies an infinite number of typewriters…
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Plz sir, kin Ai hav moor?
No u cannot has… Unless a songdans
Mite a suggerst Fud gloreeus fud song an dans frum olivar twist?
is no fuds den i can has filosfeez?
concatulayshuns on teh nawt sekkund!
It looks lak he sain “WTF?! Is dat rain? I just warshed the Jag!”
He also look lak a former boss ob myne at big brew, anudder knuckle dragger in management. I gives Fanx to the ‘Ceiling Ketteh’ dose dayz are behine meh!
…orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
nok nok N
Yess, wei hab no banannaz, N ai’m glad
Ennyfing nu inna TyBooTeek? Ai don waar tyz, but Ai’v
had mai I onna bobbleHed oar 2
yoo is sekkund! concatoolatyshons,^___^
congrats geeneezcats, maybee we cud so do the monkee todai for yur dans?
or sing wun of their manee fab hitz… Daidreem Beleever? Or Last Trayne to Clarkzvil?
Datz meh dotter’s fayborit joke!
The Gorillol my dreams
New addition to Beijing Zoo — Hu Frung Pu
Hah — for dat, ah “fang pi” in yore in general direxshun.
No poop fore u!!
Poop Nazi!
Deyz eferywherz!
Gorilla Kumpanee Productions Presents . . .
Shaykspeer in Teh wyld.
Teh players:
Romeo: Gorillol
Juliet: Giraff
Mercutio: Ellyfunkel
Tybalt: A blak panfer, uv korse.
JULIET!!??!?!1? I wanted a orinj JULIUS.
but teh ornije wunz iz Poyzin!!
…but I’m vegetarian… I can haz fried peanut butter banana sandwich?
…athangyuverramuch.
aw-huh-huh.
Hey — djoo watch me make mah brekkfist?
Ai lurves teh ornj jooleeus! Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom…or iz dat slurp-slurp-slurp-slurp…
…iz nomnomnomnomnomOW! *shayk hed* nomnomnomOW!!! *shayk hed*
brayn freez, Ai gets it ebry tyme!
Ai wud fink dere bee defyniytc slurpage goin awn.
If dis r Romeo affer da masked ball, him shudda left himz mask on. Juliet gon screamin frum her balloney.
ummmm I has had sum ro-meowz been akt liek this….
Anom! *sigh* U gots 2 kiss sew menny, menny frogz deese days…
Yor rite. A rose by enny uther naem may smell as sweet.
And so Romeo wuld – wer he nawt Romeo kalled – retayn that deer purrfekshun which he owns withowt that tytle.
Um . . . then agin, mebbe nawt.
Yah, sum kritiks think whut Romeo sed wuz a lotta balloney just to git her in bed.
But I haets to say – I wudda beleeved awl himz sweet wurds, just liek she did!
“Brush up your Shakespeare!
Start quoting him now!
Brush up your Shakespeare
And the women you will wow.”
tameing of teh shrewe ftw!
oops!
akshully teh moosical vershun, which wuz Kiss Me Kayte.
Rite u r!! U haz wun teh dor pryze. 1 uv mah mahm’s favrite moosicalz, herd Aws De Tiem growin up.
ai am a hyoooge moosical fan, but ackshully ai prefer teh non moosical moovie wif Liz Taylur and Ritchurd Burtun on this wun.
whut does ai win???? Oh dat’s rite… a dor!!
Ezzackly. 4 ur convenyunce, dis 1 boff opunz AN cloeses, cums wif fuwwyu-funtunull knob, an wuz NAWT mayde in a sweatshop in a cumtry wich duz nawt recognize hoomin rytes. Enjoi!
Beware teh Ides of March.
Iz David Gorilolfield, praktising hiz nu majic trick: levatating elephant, just off-camera…
Am this banana that I sees before me?
No, it am banana of teh mind. Meh.
Dats one ugli ketteh!!!1!! Eye tink dat di is not wurf habbin teh opposable thumb.
Is ugleh kitteh, but is sweet behbeh gorillol! I wants to gib him huggins!
Miss D, you are so right…he is adorable. {{{baby gorilla}}}
Oh And gud wurx on the nawt sekkund GNZ !!1!! Duz you wanna pick the dantz or shud we awl just do a quick round of the hampster dantz? Oh and don’t fergit the beverideges, as long as yer already rummidging about at the Tiebo teak.
Mah baybeh iz da proodik… progig… porkig…
STAR!!!!
It is the east, and Jooliet is the sun!
It is a feast! And a cheezburger is teh sun!
all the world’s a cage
and all the men and women merely monkeys
Are it raining?
I can haz the TV Remote?
Munkee opun fer Biznizz.
Kut! Kut! Yu makin meh crazi! “Thru window!” “Thru window”
Take it frum teh top….
too late… they alreddy borked teh windoe.
Wherefore art THOU Romeo????? Runawayrunaway!!!1!!!!!
but soft, what light __THROUGH__ yonder window breaks
sigh
Now, now. Cheezfriens can have a little poetic license.
but soft, what yonder window breaks?
(oh $#!%, RUN!)
Yah, duzzint it tik yoo owf when peepuls mangels teh langwidges that way?!
*grin*
ai reesembul taht reemark!
Im glad someone pointed that out:) Thanks
Funny, but what makes it even more funny is the great comment
Someone must indeed have given monkeys an infinitive number of typewriters 
Actually that’s not really true anymore. Maybe about half of the monkeys are still doing it the old way, but the rest have started using modern free apps like OpenOffice and Google Docs.
So, better make that a split infinitive number of typewriters.
(sorry, I know it’s a language-barrier thing, but I couldn’t resist)
and we have proof… b/c they used their spellcheck on this LOL!
ARRRGGGHHH It makes me want to angrily shout at dems pipple what dont know how to correctly speek their own langwidge. To arbi … awbit… randomly split an infinitve is to poorly convey yer thots. Buncha goofwa mushmouf slobstacks. Not articulate, edumacated, an erudite lyke us.
erm… prolly ur joeking, i hoep… buts Ingalish prolly nots be Greet’s own langwijj, akshuly.
O Hai, Greet! (Awesum web syte, btw)
Welkumz 2 teh ICHC!
(don mynd teh jealosee ob teh smartee-alek English expertz… letz see dem rattul orf sum Dutch sum tyme!)
Don u tink dis behbeh gorillol lux lyke hee kud b fynally seeing himz sweetee bizibul fru teh windo, n tinking thotz liek doz lynez frum Shaakzpeer?
Frum insyde, teh nurs calls: “Laydee Juliet!”
Juliet’s reply: “I coem anom nom nom nom nom.”
*falls on flor laffin at silleh self*
Kant halp mahself – I lubs teh Shayks Peer! So menneh grayt liens to wurk with!
a pox on bofe ur mowses!
if it was a kitteh:
“that’s nawt teh lark, that is teh nitingayle…… ai can has both?”
J: Then haz mah pawz teh cheezburger that they haz tuk?
R: Cheezburger frum thy pawz? Oh trespass sweetlee urged.
Giv me mah cheezburger agin!
Um, and a sied uv fries!
Narrator: Hmm, the theft uv a cheezburger. It lends a new twist to an ayg-owld tail! Sumwharz in ther, teh Montagues musta haz lolcatburgler blud mikxed in!
J: Romeoh is a cheezburger theef?? Oh…. mai onlee love sprung frum mai only hayte!
R: Did mah hart luv till nao? Forswayr it, sight.
For I ne’er saw a kitteh prettier than a cheezburger till this nite!
*Romeo SPLORTS frum teh kyootness uv Laydee Juliet*
J: Whut’s here? Splorting ai see hath been his tiemless end.
Ai has a sad.
o hapi doggeh, heer is thy sheep…
i cant bleev i akshuly gots 5 burgrs from 3 peeps fr DAT stinkr. pleh.
Nao wayte a minnit – izzen Joolyet bizzy nomnomnommin on a skerl sumwerz? If shez a geeraff.
Teh plot thikkens! Juliet wuz kissin a skwerl!
Wayt til por Romeo heerz. Uh, wayt, Romeo haz sported an is in dire need uv teh CCC!
Mebbe he won’t notiss his twoo luv haz bin cavortin wit skwerls!
Wel, he *HAD* 2 tayk awf his CHRG ore Joolyed wuda shreeked an run. Dat’s wut u gits 4 nawt warin propurr pro-teckive geer.
And shue there be a luv chyld it wud be…. a skwitteh???
Aha! Teh mizzteeryus luv chyld iz abannund on teh streetz uv teh grate citteh, wher he meet an joyns….a gang uv Cheezburger Theefs!
Jus a suggeschun 4 a nolliver…um… plot twist
)
*snrk*
R mebbe a skwerila
*sigh of resignation* Iz surrounded bai skwerly peepulz. Itz mah fayte.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/03/20/oh-juliet/
ah smells a new trend on broadway
ohai, but nawt sekkond thing: we kill awl teh lolyers? plzktnxbai!
Lolyerz! Itz open seezun on doze fingz on teh Wyld SoDak Raynge, u noes. Derz a bounty ifs u bring teh eerz.
Uhm…tinks the reel kwote iz “through” not “from”…
nono, aktual kwote are “from.” u needs catching up wif shekspbeer
“Ahs, wut lite truu yundre winnow brakes? Iyt iz teh mune adn Joolyet iz teh….”
(Hmmmm, iyt be teh aura ov a cheezburger taht sumwun’s tossin up frum teh streeet belowe).
*bellowes doawn to teh throawer*
“Hay! Ai tole yuu roases wuldint wurk”.
This uses the wrong preposition. The actual quote is this: “But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?” (not from)
Ahem.
It is a little known fact that Romeo has a lisp and has difficulty speaking teh word “through,” and commonly substitutes teh werd “from” when obligated to speak in public.
Thank you for your understanding in this delicat matter.
Kthxbai!
Heh, heh, heh! Gud wun!
Becaws of Romeo lithp, when he tries to use grammerticawy kerrect word ‘Threw yon winder’, it sounds like he saying ‘frew yon winder’ which the stenographer transcribed as ‘fromb’. lt’s a simple typer… typ…tipo… keyboarding error.
Baby Cornelius wonders why he can’t see the human.
Excellent, creative!
tank u tank u tank u! i is triun to be cheezburgr-ie, but reeeeeeeeeeelly wanted to correct “from” 2 “through”! Iz so glads sumone else dids it! And i is vury happie to halp poor Romeos wif his impedimediment. I speeks gud.
thank yew. s’what i wuz gun say.
New caption:
“I can has shakespeare?”
is preety sure i saw beefor sumwere…gee loks liek contemplatin misterees of lief…liek why all gud cheezburgers ust go bai so fast…
You’re a moron!!
Romeo and juliet is what you quote in the picture,
but your side comment makes a reference to the the Monkey’s typing a Shakespearean play with “infinite typewriters”
1)You’re an idiot because you mixed up the two
2)It’s not an infinite amount of typewriters you incompetent douchebag, it’s an infinite amount of time. There’s supposed to be three monkeys, each representing the Hear, Speak, See no evil. Given an infinite amount of time and the usage of typewriters, it’s theorized that they’ll eventually churn out the entire script of Macbeth.
which is retarded. Just like the person who originally made the comment and sidecomment.
perfect match!
PPP
To whom do yu direkt sush insultin commints? Tu teh Cheezburglers? Tu teh poasters? (FYI: in tudai’s ‘acceptable’ langwidj, ‘retarded’ is reserbed ownli fur dose whu du nawt hav berry gud handle on english langwidge. Is berry obvius dat yu du…. so…)
Yu chews tu use ‘retarded’ fur whut reesun, I ponder… tu show yur command ob langwidj? Or, nawt….. dis is teh qwestyun…..
*ponders*
2 quot mai granmama “save you breath to cool your porridge”… iffin it maekz u feel bedder 2 vent a liddle, due sew, bai awl meens, but i am tinkin’ 3heathens, dat him iz nawt worth teh efort. Tinkin’ abowt quotables, an ol’ fren’s fraz, “oxygen bandit” cums 2 mind Spoiled innards doan liek enny 1 els 2 b havin’ fun….
Fanks, Smammie…. dat wurd – retarded – hits a nerve wif me…
ownly 2 kindsa peeps use dis wurd as ‘insult’/diskriptur:
1) teh yung, whu fink dey sownd smart;
2) those whu hav littul knoledge uv teh english langwidj;
a) see #1 onna list.
Is nawt sumpthin ai kin ‘let go’ wiff owt sayin sumpthin…. mai umbrage – let mee show yu eet…
But, fanks fur yur nyse wurds, Smammie – an yur granmama’s tu!
This is creepy!
ay yoosd tew hav a hole …solilik…solikwee… long dramatik speechthingie memorizd. it wuz one of hte wuns dat romiow sez neer teh end of play.
woot shakspeere munkee
this is the best LOL i’ve ever seen.
Drama ape is dramatic