I lickz my own butt.
But even I won’t drink this stuff
gud fing yoo dont hab a drinkin problum.
picture: JP. lol caption: Andrew
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Ai’m not poisun…dis stuff is
Con Cat Hula Shuns, GeeNeeZcatz! What dans & bebverij wuju liek?
Thanks Jessarakitty…wow anudder 4 waa ty
Letz gitta keg N sing n danz all ebbening…beerBarrel Pokka?
EKs -eskl- REELY gud chois, GNZ!
*Rowl aut teh barel, wheel hab a barel ov fun!* Hop, hop, bounce- owie, owie, owie. Ai fink ai haz stuf taht bounces lawng affer mai feetz stop. Yew carriez on wifowt me, plz.
congrats evereebuddy, an stoopy werdprex iz eetin ALL mai burgrz!!!! I iz given everybuddee 5 but dey go away……
Gots teh sayme prollum.Grrrr
Elebenty burgerz fur awl.
Congratulayshunz on teh 4 way ty ebbereewun!!
Kwik paws -yew hab dem!!
o hai Tidmum! fanks! Ai b danzin in teh kitchen nao, gotta go!
Roll your cursor over the missing burger area. They show up then.
wil c iffen ai can getz messuj tru nao *sigh* werd pretzel hongree 2dae!
thx 2 whumebber fed teh werd pretzel!
Ohai Rosie
Hoap yew gots teh elebenty munnies left after shoppin a n stuff wib yaw
dawter?
Myne dawter hadz awlla myne munnies- clobes, shooz, gifts, Euro’s fur
teh spendin, etc.
Plus teh cost of teh trip tew Jermanee.Ai r destitoot! Nawt eeben a munnie
left fur teh “sabe mai sanitee fund”!!!-Akshully,sanitee cums at teh weekend
after she am gorn fur teh week!1!
LOLZ ai hab elebentee of teh Merikan pennies left an dat aint mush!
r u on teh TTI? Teenie Tinee Inglund?
Ai iz in Norf Caerolinah in teh U S of teh A
Mai dawter wuz sad an tired sew wii ownlee maed teh 1 stawp at teh
MukDonulz 4 teh chikee nugeez an teh frize an teh Sprite.
Sew ai has teh pennies left! *cheerz*
ohai Rosie, ai am in norf kakalacki 2! lubbley weathur wee’re having izznt it?
ob corse it’s a looong state… ai am rite in the middul!
well hai NC fren! ai iz in teh Charlotte!
my SO cawls it kakalacki and dat iz wy i doan! lolz
owr wedder iz beeooteeful!
We haz a Charlotte up heer on teh North Coast az well…
onlee wee primnou… tronmous….. prawnmouse… sez it “Char-LOTT”.
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Onlee in Wesnturd Noo Yawk can LEEroy from LeROY take CHARlotte frum CharLOTTE to Chili (CHAILai) foar a bowl of Chili (CHIlee).
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Is it any wonder we aks relators abowt noocyoular joolery?
smawl wurld, ai iz in teh Charlotte too!
hope u enjoi teh 80 degreez todai! sowry if we iz maeking enny norverner peeps jellus.
Yeppers.
TTI am mai hoam.
Teh ‘angsty wun’ gowin way wib skool fur a week in Jermanee.
18 hower koach trip tew get tew Hameln
Peas an kwiet-we will hab it!!
Ai gotz nuffin lefted! Ai can be an offishul pauper-nawt a coin ob teh Realm abowt my Purrson!
Gud job it am neerly payday!!
ai sew sawree u haz teh brokeded!
glad u wil get brake doe!
18 hr trip!!!!???????? Sheesh!
Travel sikness-she haz it!!
Teh payday woan lass lawng-Tew mush munf an nawt enuff munnie!!
Boichik poorly lass nite-spektakular sikky onna bedrum carpet-gotz
tew buy a new wun!! Pleh!!
U hasta buy a new boichik? Can u at least get a trade-in 4 teh old one?
Tryed dat- eeben teh jipsyees diddnt wan him!!
We eeben sed Bai wun-get wun free. No deel!
Mai kidlets-let me show yew dem!!
tiem 4 stoopy kwestshun…wut beez Boichik?
Dats nawt stoopy Rosie,
‘Boichik’ am teh nikkyname fur mai 11 yr old son.
Himz haytes me haard fur sayin it!!
Himz sez ” My name is just only Aden.”
Sew we say “Ohai ‘just only Aden’”
Himz getz reel mad ad dat!!
(Autizm-he haz eet) Awlla tyme he haytes us usin Nawt rite
werdz an frazez.
Ooooh - Iz wunderin saem ting.
ok cool! ai axed nawt stoopy kwestshun! YEA
Boichik iz awlso Yiddish werd 4 boi—iz affecksionate, loving, etc.
altozinger—i lubz me sum Yiddisch!
Tidum—iz ‘mazing how mush munnies yU habs whin yer kiddies grow up an fly ‘wai! I habz teh 2 boiz. Grosherees bill wented way down! Onleeest gud part ’bout gittin 2 B middlin’ age. Wii helpz teh yung-uns out, butt grammy payz teh tooishun (nebber did 4 us!), so yay!
Yer boichick is awtistik? No wunner he gitz madd wen yoo sez rong stuff! Ai hope teh Angstychen hassa gud tyme. Chillen iz soo ’spensive! Peeano lessons, boi skouts, sportz, vyo-linz (cello is wurster), whutebber. Iz a gud fing, doh, dat wii gibbs R kidz kulchair and enrichment. (whilst wii gets en-poorment!) Cheers to yoo! Tidum mommeh kat!
Ai lubs chidrens…… boyled.
kids gro up,leave home, other half not want marriage eny more, so i leave home, kids(’n spouse ‘n grandkids) move back in with me. Ummm, someting not rite here?
Ai Cuddent eet a hole wun tho.
ai libbed in teh germanee wen ai wuz 3yo kitteh in Bad Toelz
mai dad wuz in teh armeee
meeeeeee tew!! we libbed in Bamberg n Stuttgart. bin wantin tew go bak an see it agin, jus hadden happened. too many odder plaices to go. weee wuz der in teh lait 50’s, erly 60’s
Hongree werdpretzl saim az freezeez Ai hab las weke? Instl feirfox yesdai .
semes be werx betteh.
o hai!
ai usez teh fierfox, no liekz teh IE mush!
Ai installed firefox N did notice teh freezez r alot shorted,
butt ai donnawt liek da waa it keeps jumpin to da bottom
of teh commints wi-el ai’m tryin 2 reed the upper wunz.
duz ebberybuddies has dis problem 2 ?
u usuallee taeks meh bak 2 ware ai hit “add comment”
The Fyrefoks rulz, teh MSIE druulz, tehn letz a vyrus in adn lox up.
(Ai luuked butt cannawt fynd the pikcher ov teh Firefox Kitteh kurleded up insyde teh yung lady’s shirt too poast teh linky)
kitty’s headed straight for the rhinegold, only $3 at big lots. good for stripping floors, too
Get de clydezdaylez tu step on dem!
Can sumbuddee pls tell MaryO dat I transmitted teh cake to Leena via accepted interwebs usa protocol. As I released teh enter key, i heard faint but clear an unmistakeable Scots voice sayin, “What’s this, Captain? There’s a cake in the transporter room!”
Gotz to go, kthxbai!
*voice of Lt. Uhura*
hailing frequences open-message received, and thanks!
du Ai purrcebe we hab bunch Trekkeez rownd heere? yay! at leest 2 ne weh, huh?
But teyr’z Klingonz on teh starbowrd bow, starbowrd bow….
Scraep dem off, Jim!
It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain…..=
Wee com in peas, shute 2 kil, shute 2 kil…
reverse? where’s reverse? doez yew know were reverse is?
Dammit Jim, Ai’z a dokker, nawt teh kitteh!!
Sum dayz it seamz lyke a trekkie syte wif a few kittehz thrown in! Disclaymerz: No wun rilli throwin kittehz, wuz jus a figger uff speech.
Doant leeve da kake in da tranzportur ruhm tu long…or u gonna haz tribbles in it!
Someone left the cake out in teh beam
I don’t think that I can take it
’cause it took so long to bake it
and I’ll never have those kwordinates again
Oh, noes!!1!
gossfurd park FTW!1!!
or McArthur, eether way
Deffinately Mac Arthr
yah, couple a neurons misfired there…. long day
Moar lyk McArfurrs BORKED.
ROFLLLLLLL!!!!!
Underage Kitteh finds a stash of beer!
and trades it fur sum nip.
kitteh is vry ’stute.
teh newest keystone kop just busted teh homeowner
5:00 am kitteh plans big wake-up call
kyoot kitteh sais, feed me or suffer teh con, cawn, ….verry LOWD noyses!!