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the officer, problem?

yoo dont wantz 2 mess wif dis coppah…

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  1. PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

    I’m not as think as you drunk I am!

  2. Maus says:

    I haz onlee had tee martoonies…

  3. mary O'Spockn says:

    i aer nowt as think as you drunk.

  4. GeeNeeZcatz says:

    Wutz a licenz?

  5. Maus says:

    Care Troll Bait, aneewun?

  6. Maus says:

    Hand me The Snorgle Snorkle. I’m going in…

  7. catalogical humor says:

    jeezus kryst, it’s an ossifur!
    gets in teh…oh wait im in teh… *hic*

  8. Domino says:

    Oh hai. I can has direckshuns to Catmandu plz?

  9. turtlol says:

    Toonce’s instructor sez, Ai towld yu nawt to dwink and dwive!

  10. ebwilkittehminion says:

    iz cuz i’m oranj, izn it?

  11. Phillipe d'Beaker says:

    cud be a mafematishun kitteh, ignoring teh warnings about deriving while drunk.

    • Maus says:

      *headdesk*

    • minnaloushe says:

      :-)

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      ooooh, Prof. d’Beaker- we sabed you frum dat 50 yr old Skotch we borked in teh bakroom ob teh labs. Yew can thank uz anudder time. we figgered anyfing dat old must be waaaaaaaaaay past teh exp. daet. dish label *passes it ober* sayz sumfin aboot macallen. smelled kinda like teh stuf i adds to my gardn.

      • Maus says:

        Well, if Phil won’t say it, I will:
         
        NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

        • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

          alas, alas.
          Maus, your sentiments echo mai own, right down to the number of OOOOOs. The flag at d’Beaker Labrytoaries was at haf-staff wen teh news wuz receebed (back on the picsher ob teh hedgehog wif teh toob on hims hed).
          .
          HOWever, if yew go back tehre, yew can see that there wuz a happy ending, involving the CCC, its supply of skawtchwisky, and a 2-fer-1 sayle at the TieBootik on skawtch and floorwax (“it’s a single malt highland scawtch AND a floor wax”).
          .
          awlz well taht enns well

      • mary O'Spockn says:

        o wayt
        *spitz on label* (lernt dat spittin fing frum LCB)
        *rubs it orf*
        ooh, sez macallan. wunder if dat matterz?

    • mimzoid says:

      Ummm……Still waiting for a good joke!!!!

      • mary O'Spockn says:

        dont hold yer bref!

        • Shanmao says:

          Well, howz about a troo stry dat’s awlso funneh? Happend 2 sum frens o mai Mahm. Dey wuz drivn hoam frum a laydees nite aot, an goin a liddle qwik, an gawt pulld ovr bai a Hiway Pa-troll dude. So he wawk up to der cahr, an leenz owvr :menacingly:. Deh drivr sez, “O hai, ossifuh, iz der mebbeh a Hiway Pa-troll dood’s ball dat we gets 2 kumtribyute 2?” He replys, “Madam, Hi-way Pa-trollmen do NAWT have balls!” DED silens frum inside teh kawr. He stands up, wawks bak 2 teh croozer, and drivez awai.

          An itz awl troo, I swerz. My Mahm an I ROFLd 4 dayz weh we herd it frum her frend.

  12. ladyluvskittehs says:

    Ai thot dis kitteh wuz Toonces bad kuzin… da poysin wun.

  13. no 1 in particular says:

    ai didnut dwink at awwllll, ossifer! Wut giveded yu teh inpresssssshun dat ai did?

  14. gremlin says:

    Whut – yoo wuntz to do teh breffalyzer?
    Twuz just toona joose! Ah swayrz!

  15. Duffy says:

    Nossir, nuffin stronger than catnip…well, an I didn inhale ennyway

  16. armedtigercatt says:

    Dis whut u get fur givin kittah, lysence.

  17. karen says:

    it wuz juss a littl grass, ossifurr……

  18. nismo says:

    Pretending to be sober: you’re doing it wrong.

    Ai can haz inebreeashun?

  19. DUL – driven under da influence of lolspeak!

  20. greasycat says:

    Cat like driving detected.

  21. J says:

    Honestly occifer, I’m not under the alcofluence of incohol as some thinkle peep, ’cause the drinker I stand here, the longer I get. I’ve only had tee martoonies and I have all sober to Sunday up in. So siss on you, pister, you ain’t so mucking fuch. Hut the well makes you think you’re so smucking fart?

  22. CheshireKittehKat says:

    “O Hai, Ossifur! Wai ar Ai syttyng iyn teh drivure’s seet wif teh cawr moater runnin?

    Noes, Ai has nawt bin drynkyng. Mai hyoomin iz teh wun wif teh funnee breaf; almoast nokked me oaver. Dat be wai Ai be hangyng awn to teh stearyng weel so tite.

    Wher ar he? Wel, he be oaver dere behine dat treee hydying. He sez Ai shud be cuvering fur hims.

    Noes, we orranj wuns ar nawt poysen!!!

  23. The Crapture says:

    “Does u has anee gray poop on?”

  24. Billy Suter says:

    “I wasn’t speeding, officer. You should’ve seen how fast the people I passed were going!”

  25. Eric says:

    Dis kitteh needz teh innervenshun…

  26. whofailednow.com says:

    Lol. Great. I can’t get enough of the lolcats. RA!

  27. NeilH says:

    Good afterble, constanoon.

  28. Phil says:

    License and registration meow

  29. kafleen says:

    Miss on YOU, pisstur. U ain’t so muckin fuch.

  30. cjk says:

    tag:garfield

  31. Bthebird says:

    u mis placed officer,problem

  32. Callum says:

    Offizar, i swer ive been kat nipped

  33. Momo says:

    I swear to drunk I’m not God…!

  34. maddie8mo says:

    i dont get it. hee hee!

  35. idkh says:

    u got that from tehnoobshow!


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