Comments on: invisible text message break up

By: Liz

Liz — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 08:11:15 +0000

U KANT TXT MSG BRAKE UP

By: Cassie

Cassie — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 04:54:54 +0000

I use teh same wepen against u cuz I can type 2.

By: sharyn

sharyn — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 04:02:48 +0000

HLY CRP! I felled off chayr laffin.

By: smacky

smacky — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:41:04 +0000

an yoo life has becum uncheezburgerable…

By: Little Bird

Little Bird — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 05:04:51 +0000

Leftovers? Wut R thos?

By: aksarah

aksarah — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 01:24:12 +0000

B-R-A-K-E? That’s in your car, dummy.

By: moe

moe — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:53:20 +0000

*lolz @ litterbox headz*

Yez, teh lo-liefz hu brakes up wif yu by txt msging, an awn Chrsmaz Dai, dey nawt dezerbin. Ai kant desyd iff dey’z
(a) meen
(b) pafettik kowardz (wut teh skwerl sed: wai duzint yu com ober heer an sai dat?)
(c) tuu immachyur tu komyunikaet proprly, mush less be in relayshunship
(d) lakkin in kyndniss an klaas (wut kafleen sed)
(e) awl ub teh abuv

.
Ennyhao, yu dezerbz bedder — allus remememberz dat
.
{{{{{smacky’z frend}}}}}
{{{{{ladyluvskittehs}}}}}

By: gremlin

gremlin — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:42:16 +0000

Aw, ladyluvs – I am sawree to heer this news.
Glad to see yoo haz moar tiem fur teh kittehs, but itz yooshullee teh jawb that provydes teh munnies to pay teh bills.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:27:03 +0000

LOL~!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:26:30 +0000

*tic tac rolls owta sumwuns pocket*

Yu gunna eet dat?

By: Teho

Teho — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:17:53 +0000

wel i wuz darn cloas.

By: Tina

Tina — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:14 +0000

U cant txt msg brkup!

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:00:24 +0000

Inbizible “D00d! Whurz mai car???”

*finks bowt ‘U litterbawkz!’ an snerks*

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:25:44 +0000

invisible tax return

By: teenie

teenie — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:38:45 +0000

…for ONCE! *snerk* Ai luvz dis sawng.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:26:06 +0000

prolly Maus oar pwndby2k.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:25:01 +0000

yurz iz teh funnee, but IIRC it is
Problem In Chair, Not In Computer? I fergits who med it up.

By: Teho

Teho — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:12:47 +0000

best part iz, i only gessd. wuz i riet??

By: altosinger

altosinger — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:05:55 +0000

HA HA HAHAAAAA!!!1! Ohh, taht iz teh good!
*dere ai am, laffin on teh flore agin* !!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:28:36 +0000

“n hur last werds to me were…
…’kthxbai’ “

By: ladyluvskittehs

ladyluvskittehs — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:06:47 +0000

Ai hadz teh boifren who brokse up wiv mee awn Chrsmaz Dai! Waht a litterbox headz!!!

By: ladyluvskittehs

ladyluvskittehs — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:00:34 +0000

srry tribble, didnt seez teh tom kat ref. reely srry.

By: ladyluvskittehs

ladyluvskittehs — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:59:29 +0000

Pee Ess: ladyluvskittehs got teh laidz off yestredaiz. has moar tyme to chat wiv teh funniez groops ov kitteh lubbers in teh WORLDZ!!!

By: ladyluvskittehs

ladyluvskittehs — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:57:06 +0000

Soemtymez u jez wnat to choek teh tom catz!! Tom catz, kant lib wiv dem, kant lib wiv out dem….

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:51:38 +0000

COL – that’z teh funneh. But sad too.
In Sex an teh City (useta be on HBO), Carrie’s boyfriend Burger (!!) broek up wit her on a post-it note.
I must admit, I never lieked heem in teh furst playc. She wuz ment top be wit Mr. Big, playn an simpel.
Az they sez – Whut is to be will be. Whut aynt to be just mite happin!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:49:03 +0000

An de neggst wun! *nom nom nom*
Oh wayt, mebbe after this wun! *nom nom nom*
I can haz 10-step cheezburger recubbery plan?
Furst step is to admit yoo is halpless over teh cheezburger. . . .

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:44:38 +0000

*sob* I noes this wun, chapter an verse! We’z awl bin ther, kitteh. Those teers uv yors wil dry wun day.

By: NangyCat

NangyCat — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:21:28 +0000

Abbot and Costello! Ding ding ding!

By: NangyCat

NangyCat — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:19:19 +0000

Hey wait! He owes YOU, too? Git in line!

By: Otter

Otter — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:13:03 +0000

YOU CAN’T TXT MSG BRKUP… DECK!

By: ScotchAndMoreScotch

ScotchAndMoreScotch — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:09:46 +0000

also cannot find teh Any Key.

By: armedtigercatt

armedtigercatt — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:09:42 +0000

Wuz it da cheeseburgerz? Ay can stop wheneva ay wantz! Ay stop fer yoo!!!

Affer dis one. An dat one.

By: Teho

Teho — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:37:44 +0000

Problum In Cranyum, Not In Compyootr

By: ebwilkittehminion

ebwilkittehminion — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:11:47 +0000

ooh, yes, pleez doo. teh world wud bee a bettr place if ppl start using dat ex.. exp.. word, butt mind joo it still rated PGichch: not suitabl for those with no canhasczbrghumour

By: no 1 in particular

no 1 in particular — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:55:36 +0000

Wai, wai WAI????!!!1!!!!1! Wut did ai doo tew maek yu braek up wif mee?

By: altosinger

altosinger — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:55:09 +0000

uhhh…at teh risk ob sowndin stoopy—ai kno teh PEBKAC, an teh ID10T, an teh “prob iz carbin baised, nawt sillycon baised”—butt wut’s a PICNIC?

By: altosinger

altosinger — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:52:24 +0000

Bin dere, dun dat, gotted teh teeshurt—evun dough itz a lawng time agoe, ai still remembers. Heer, kitteh, sitz awn mah lapp awn teh BIGG rawkin chare, and we snorgles til u fellz betteh.

By: altosinger

altosinger — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:49:07 +0000

Dat’s histerricle!!!1!!!
*a.s. fals too floor too, rolls arownd wid donkee an laydee laffin an kickin*

By: helicop

helicop — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:39:48 +0000

where’d mah cheezburger go?!

By: ghostmaiden

ghostmaiden — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:57:14 +0000

B-R-A-K-E iz in yur car dummy!

By: Duffy

Duffy — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:48:17 +0000

Mebbee kitteh is shrinkwrapped.

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:47:02 +0000

i can has closure?

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:41:17 +0000

Not dat dis X-cuzes it, but kitteh reely needs to cut bak on teh hair gel.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:40:19 +0000

Oh noe! Mah foan disapeerd! I hates dat!

Dang holes in time an spase…

By: Teho

Teho — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:22:41 +0000

har…
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/31/leeeeeeeeeroy1/#comment-136227

By: s.t.e.n.d.

s.t.e.n.d. — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:21:52 +0000

( ” how long have you been standing there ???!!!??? ” )

By: Kate

Kate — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:19:43 +0000

U didnt evn spell brake rite! B-R-A-K-E /= B-R-E-A-K.

By: CrazeeKittehLadee

CrazeeKittehLadee — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:13:06 +0000

Haaaaa! Dat is best insult ever! Much win!

*CKL falls to floor too, rolls arownd wif donkee laffin*

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:04:20 +0000

Ai furgawt to menshum taht kitteh awlso luuks lyke a bebbeh panthurr-
Mebbee hers boifrend bees awfrayed ov her adn xcaped!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:42:06 +0000

ai has a feeline we will be ceein dis wun agin!!

litterbox!!