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She cuden’t eben break upp wit mee faze tu faze!?
comgratshoolashuns Tribble, on nawt-sekkund! Wat u want 4 danz-n-singin?
O, ai see daon ther u haz pikked ur song, NEwayz!
Eye hadn’t tought bout pikin a song wen eye pozteded dat. It jus seemed lyke a propriate commentz! But it seemz tu wurk! U awl lyke a sock hop?
Gud mornin zauberflote an tank u. Howz about “Breaking upp iz hard tu due”?
Doez Uz want sum hot beveridges or any odder drinkies?
Howz bout cheeze burgers an shakez? Renember no calureez or co-lester-awl on de internetz!
Ok then herez is double cheezburger with baconz, mushroomz and onions
and I haz maded sum choclit shakez and root beer floatz fur eberyone.
ooo, 2_kitthes, u iz too jenr-us! Yum yum, slurrrrrp, fizz fizz up mai noze, fang u berry much! (muzik in backgrownd, “At teh Hop”)
Oh tank u two_kittehs! Izz deleshous! Rootbeer floatz! Eye hazn’t had wun uff doez in a looog tyme!
fanks zf and tribblez and den
we can goez and playz outside and pretendz dat it ar summah!
here in teenytiny tidewater VA ai preferz to preten it’s fall….summah is 100 degreez! do NOT want!
i can has leftovers?
Leftovers? Wut R thos?
I luvs sok-hopps! Cheezburgrz an a *chawklit* shaek iz berry good, eh?
NOM! NOM! NOM!
i can has leftovers?
tm breakup – totully hapemd to mai frend cupple wiiks ago. iz vry rude ting ta do to a kitteh or a purrsen evn! vry rude!
mai frend luvs dal lolcats. i hope dis doznt maek hr upset an sad!
Frend, if u seez dis – i luv u!!
Yez, iz veery meen ting tu du to ne1. Weh givs ur frend a hug.
{{{{{Frend}}}}}}
an kitteh, tu.
{{{{{kitteh}}}}}
*shylee, toe in durt*
I cans butt in an gib a huggee too?
{{{{{smacky’s frend}}}}}}}
I has a berry tendur hart fur teh romantses…takes mee eons too get obbur
dem.
I sorry, smacky’s frend…..
PS U bettur off wiff a persun wiff moar class dat not doo meen tings like dat.
K? Kthxbai.
Ai hadz teh boifren who brokse up wiv mee awn Chrsmaz Dai! Waht a litterbox headz!!!
*lolz @ litterbox headz*
Yez, teh lo-liefz hu brakes up wif yu by txt msging, an awn Chrsmaz Dai, dey nawt dezerbin. Ai kant desyd iff dey’z
(a) meen
(b) pafettik kowardz (wut teh skwerl sed: wai duzint yu com ober heer an sai dat?)
(c) tuu immachyur tu komyunikaet proprly, mush less be in relayshunship
(d) lakkin in kyndniss an klaas (wut kafleen sed)
(e) awl ub teh abuv
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Ennyhao, yu dezerbz bedder — allus remememberz dat
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{{{{{smacky’z frend}}}}}
{{{{{ladyluvskittehs}}}}}
Dat hapend to me 2! Sum dudez iz jurks! Sry kitteh, an sry to yr frnd.
B! pointed this out below, but I’m gonna put it up here so it won’t get buried – ya’ll know where this is from right? fast forward to about 2:30 to skip the dull intro – oh, and this is the DIRTY VERSION, so be warned
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcidD2HFK8M
( ” how long have you been standing there ???!!!??? ” )
…for ONCE! *snerk* Ai luvz dis sawng.
U cant txt msg brkup!
B-R-A-K-E? That’s in your car, dummy.
No, liddl kitteh, ai stil lubz yu!
invizzable wringing boyfriend’s neck
Soemtymez u jez wnat to choek teh tom catz!! Tom catz, kant lib wiv dem, kant lib wiv out dem….
Pee Ess: ladyluvskittehs got teh laidz off yestredaiz. has moar tyme to chat wiv teh funniez groops ov kitteh lubbers in teh WORLDZ!!!
Aw, ladyluvs – I am sawree to heer this news.
Glad to see yoo haz moar tiem fur teh kittehs, but itz yooshullee teh jawb that provydes teh munnies to pay teh bills.
Dat darn tom kat!
srry tribble, didnt seez teh tom kat ref. reely srry.
invizzable reached the bottom of Brylcreem bottle
invisibull reached the bottom of Kahlua bottle
Breakin upp iz hard tu due!
Invisible sandwich needs mustard.
tee hee! Invizzable ketchup bottle about to go SPLORT!
Inviszzible sammich with TOO MUCH mustard.
Much pleh.
Oh noez now I haz no date for dah prom
u can’t msg breakup!!
u still owe me 1200 $, u litterbox!!
u litterbox?
*donkee falls too floor, laffin helplesslee*
Haaaaa! Dat is best insult ever! Much win!
*CKL falls to floor too, rolls arownd wif donkee laffin*
Dat’s histerricle!!!1!!!
*a.s. fals too floor too, rolls arownd wid donkee an laydee laffin an kickin*
*tic tac rolls owta sumwuns pocket*
Yu gunna eet dat?
*snerk*
Dat’s too funnee “u litterbox!!”
I fink I’z gonna start using dat frase @ werks!
ooh, yes, pleez doo. teh world wud bee a bettr place if ppl start using dat ex.. exp.. word, butt mind joo it still rated PGichch: not suitabl for those with no canhasczbrghumour
WIN!
“U litterbox” teh best cursings I haf herd in ages!!!
ai has a feeline we will be ceein dis wun agin!!
litterbox!!
Hey wait! He owes YOU, too? Git in line!
LOL~!
Dis is pure jeenyuss. I swear I can hear dat kitteh yellin’ OMGWTFBBQ!!!
Nigara Falls…..!
SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWLY I TURND, STEP BAI STEP, INCH BAI INCH!
(caps lok is cruz control for awsum)
Abbot and Costello! Ding ding ding!
Invisibul 4 bai 4 (aminal style, uv corse).
NOM!!!!!!!!
’tis okai kitteh, I’z heer fer yoo. An I wil alwaiz lubs yoo, no mattur what floozy kittehs yoo chazes affer.
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*sigh*
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Unrekwited lub, I haz it.
Bin dere, dun dat, gotted teh teeshurt—evun dough itz a lawng time agoe, ai still remembers. Heer, kitteh, sitz awn mah lapp awn teh BIGG rawkin chare, and we snorgles til u fellz betteh.
*sob* I noes this wun, chapter an verse! We’z awl bin ther, kitteh. Those teers uv yors wil dry wun day.
Poor kitteh….coulda bin wurse…coulda been a post-it note!
I akshuly gots a helpdesk trubbl tikkit dis wai, jus dis moarnin, on ma oofis doar. Postit sez: HALP
ohai IT dood. comp is borkded. kthxbai.
PEBKAC!!!!
or a PICNIC
or I D 10 T…
hay, i resembulz doze remarx.
…go teh eezy on uz I D 10 T z who haz PICNICs eberee dae.
teh cupholder on mai comp is makin funny noize
har…
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/31/leeeeeeeeeroy1/#comment-136227
also cannot find teh Any Key.
uhhh…at teh risk ob sowndin stoopy—ai kno teh PEBKAC, an teh ID10T, an teh “prob iz carbin baised, nawt sillycon baised”—butt wut’s a PICNIC?
Problum In Cranyum, Not In Compyootr
HA HA HAHAAAAA!!!1! Ohh, taht iz teh good!
*dere ai am, laffin on teh flore agin* !!
best part iz, i only gessd. wuz i riet??
yurz iz teh funnee, but IIRC it is
Problem In Chair, Not In Computer? I fergits who med it up.
prolly Maus oar pwndby2k.
wel i wuz darn cloas.
problem exists between kitteh adn cheezburger
COL – that’z teh funneh. But sad too.
In Sex an teh City (useta be on HBO), Carrie’s boyfriend Burger (!!) broek up wit her on a post-it note.
I must admit, I never lieked heem in teh furst playc. She wuz ment top be wit Mr. Big, playn an simpel.
Az they sez – Whut is to be will be. Whut aynt to be just mite happin!
OMG, Kelly (hoo did “Shooz”) Gawt wun uv deez!
Kleen vurzun fur wurk an kiddlees:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1PyP2iJINk
Orijunel funneh swerrin adult verzun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcidD2HFK8M
Kitteh ar rlly deavistayted adn iyncunsoleabull by hers loss; her needs menny, menny snorgles, tummirubbs, adn huggs befoar her recubbers:
OK Cheezfrends, lynes yurseffs up for Kitteh Luv-In!
Ai furgawt to menshum taht kitteh awlso luuks lyke a bebbeh panthurr-
Mebbee hers boifrend bees awfrayed ov her adn xcaped!
Airport kitteh reeds that all Amerikun Ayrlines flites are cansulled.
Armordillow kittehs wil rowl intu a bawl wen surprizd… hear wii fotograf wun en mid-rowl…
ha HA HAAWWW!!!
nao dats a funneh pishur
Homer Simpson Cat
chokes the daylights out of some
invisible Bart.
You can’t txt message break up! Couldn’t evn spell “break” rite. B-R-A-K-E? Thatz in yur car dummy!
ai feelz fur teh kitteh; nomatter how it happnz, it makes yu mayk teh sayme fayse. Ai noes, frum sad expeereence….. (wahh)
U didnt evn spell brake rite! B-R-A-K-E /= B-R-E-A-K.
B-R-A-K-E iz in yur car dummy!
U KANT TXT MSG BRAKE UP
Oh noe! Mah foan disapeerd! I hates dat!
Dang holes in time an spase…
Not dat dis X-cuzes it, but kitteh reely needs to cut bak on teh hair gel.
Mebbee kitteh is shrinkwrapped.
i can has closure?
where’d mah cheezburger go?!
Wai, wai WAI????!!!1!!!!1! Wut did ai doo tew maek yu braek up wif mee?
Wuz it da cheeseburgerz? Ay can stop wheneva ay wantz! Ay stop fer yoo!!!
Affer dis one. An dat one.
An de neggst wun! *nom nom nom*
Oh wayt, mebbe after this wun! *nom nom nom*
I can haz 10-step cheezburger recubbery plan?
Furst step is to admit yoo is halpless over teh cheezburger. . . .
an yoo life has becum uncheezburgerable…
YOU CAN’T TXT MSG BRKUP… DECK!
“n hur last werds to me were…
…’kthxbai’ “
invisible tax return
Inbizible “D00d! Whurz mai car???”
*finks bowt ‘U litterbawkz!’ an snerks*
HLY CRP! I felled off chayr laffin.
I use teh same wepen against u cuz I can type 2.