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Advertise on I Can Has Cheezburger?
butt Ai’m 2 pooped 2 pop
Here’z mai assistant 2 assist U
If U choose “has cheezburger” N den gibz it 2 mee, den Ai’l hab enuff energiez to assist U personnaly wif all Ur sorgullin needs
Anom! an contrats on ur nawt-sekkind! Purrhaps a nyss Brown Rooshin 4 ur drinkin plezzure? Mudslide cukies? (I gawts teh recipee online last week.) Nuffin laik a chawklit overload on Hawmp Dae 2 keep u goin.
Tank U Shanmao…dat sounz delishus N nutrishus
Ai waz awaa furr a wi-el 2 feedz mai fambly, butt am bak nao
Chawklit oberlood…DO WANTZ!!
Hibernate mode has been activated
Haiburnate mod aktivated by klicking “kthnxbi” buttn
go away paprclp! nobudy lieks u!
OOH!
I can swat at little metal guy?
Jess, U kin plaa wif mai assistant…ai gibz U mai puurrrMishun
Gee Tanks GeeNee!
*swatswatswatswatswatswatswatswatswatswatswatswatswatswatswatswatswatswatswatswatswatswatswatswatswatswatswatswatswatswatswatswatswatswatswatPOUCEswatswatswatswatswatswatswatswat*
i beleefs it feelz swattted nao
Iz Microsoft Lolcat compatibles with Mac?
Ai dunno…datz Y ai needz assistant…mie teck nologee chalenngez - let mee show U dem
i nawt tek eckspart, but i bleev lolcatz iz kompatimaybl wif awl opraytin sistymz. i lubz teh Universal Snorgle Buddy teknolojy
ohai moe!
yr comment iz win!
Oh hai moe! Iz u teh wun hoo be wanting deh info on deh l
olspeak tutorial? I founding it. It wuz dun by elfinugget adn u can b
seeing it on April 24, 2007.
o hai, cweenmj, it wuzzint me. ackshully, i fink i haz seed elfinugget’z tyootoariel befoar, but ai go an lukkadit agen layter (i’z at werk nao). ruum fur improobmint, i haz it!
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an fank oo leeza-b!
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Oh, well, sry 2 b bozzering u, moe. I shall lukking sum moar.
**wunderz wear i saw dat?
**Y I fergetz?
**Curse dis old timerz fergettingz.
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If u seeing sum1 hoo luks like tehy b wondering wear it b,
It b kalled LKSL-101 (LOLspeak as a Second Language)
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**wanderz off muttring. wuz it yesterday? day b4? maebee
**day b4 dat?
**make note 2 sef:
**must 2 b getting sum of moez unibersel snorgle buddeez
Maybe dis shuld sai “I am in ur heart?” Dis a splorchish babeh!
Y u not show teh lynx, it are teh lolcat of teh office
Mai office haz Macs, so iz fulla Tigers and Leopards.
Wid Big Mac an Cheez? Ob cors!
(wuz ment to go under Babycakes arskin if compatibuble wit Mac. WP not lieks me dis mornin, sorry)
I is can have invisabul ofiss assisstent moar often plz? Silent wud be gud too. n e thing that wil let me forget that anoyng thing iz thear.
ai hates it wen assisstent get impayshunt cuz i not type for a wyle. letz see u rite bizness letter in french, payperklipman!
remines mie uv teh joke ware teh offis assistent pops up adn sez “I see you are trying to write a ransom letter”…..
kraks mie up ebbery tyme I finks uv it.
I saw one joke where it sez: “I see you are trying to write a suicide note… would you like help on: noose? pills? headintheoven?”
yoo kan getz rid ob it, don rebember how, but itz in a menoo sumwer. i gotted rid ob paypr klip guy an replacd it wif kartoon kitteh assistent (don rebemmer how, itz in a menoo sumwere). wen yoo not tipez for awile, kitteh crulz up and goze to sleep. an aslo chayses flutterbyes. much mor want.
Sounz kewl. I kan hied paperklipgy 4 a whiel but teh orfis tek gy “reimajes” an putz him bak.
Dis lukks lyke hao my ‘honnurary neece’ am rite Nao!!
Ai r Aunty Claire aka Dukkie fur teh dai.
*whispers*
she am orinj hared,but definitlee nawt poysin
Lawng tyme sinse ai hadz a bebbeh tew luk after.Doan noe hoo iz habbin moar fun!!
She jess felled asleeep-awww sew Cyooot
Gud mornin TidmumDukkie
Hao berry sweet dat U iz habbin funz wif orinj bebbeh
*whisperz* ai noes dat da orinj wunz r nawt poysin, ai only had wun dat wussint
Cankittehlayshunz awn yaw nawt sekkund ffl!
Whut yewlyke fur cellybrayshun?
Sawree didnt say eet eerlier, ai r awl upsydedown heer az yew kin majine!!
Jess, ai kin ‘magin…iz OK…ai’d rathR B snurglin wif a orinj bebbeh rite nao
den ennyfing elsz 2
Sum hotChoklit wud B nycz on dis brik…bris…chillie mornin
Ai’m still 2 stiff 2 do mush dancin tho..it taykz dez boonz a wi-el to git muuvin
Biig mug ob hawt chokklit cummin;.///////////////////////jhnmyu7gvb-
Hazel sez Ohai– rite up.
slow stretchee shayke teh bonez moobments ai fink dis mornin.
Ai gotz sum ‘winneh teh poh’ biskitz heer tew. nom nom nom.
Bebbeh fud biskitz am sew innerestin deez daiz!!
Ai fink w.p eeted teh hawt chokklit an winneh teh pooh shaype biskitz
ai sended yew!!
Hazel rited yew an Ohai tew.-She wunts tew mayke shore she getz
teh lubs an snorglez tew. She biig kitteh fur sittin onna lap at teh pyooter.
Ai frot we cud doo sum slow bonez stretchin moobments fur teh stiffness
dis mornin
Oh jess…bendz N streches…reech furr da starz (etc)
Ai LOL’d wen ai red “pooh biskits”…dinnot C “shayped” at 1st
tell Hazel “ohai” bak frum mee (petz n skratchz behinna eerz 2)
Ur hotChhlit iz berry delicious N nutrishus, tanks berry mushly
gotta run awaa furr a wi-el 2 feeds fambly…BRB
Thare goez Joopiter, Hear cumz Mars—Romper Room! FTW!!1!
sweeet…
Have you seen street dentist in India? - http://funzombie.com/2008/03/25/dentists-in-india.html
Cool!
sweet
ai juss lubs this bebbeh kitteh…..eet is teh kyootest bebbeh…..culd snorgle wyth awk dai lawng
i wud liek to chooz cheezburger plz. kthx.
aww iz teh kyootest!!1! but kitteh look berry dee-pwessd
mebbe teh kitteh need teh chzburger for chee… chie… get bedda?
kitteh lookz berry dep… dee-p… sad
mebbe he can has teh cheezburger to feel hapee?
nope, he’s just had it wit de officeassistancinurfaceallthuhtime. This feeling, ai knoews it…
Opps, ai not no my furst comint caem froo all gud, nao ai poasted twise (A)
Teh kitteh b a kyootie, rite enuff, but dat odder litl fing i donut need. I can haz it 4 teh play-toi? Pweeze? Mawt b moar fun den moff tennits!
Kill ur doodz plz!
I has a pavemnt
In Soveeeyet Rusha, pavemnt haz yoo.
Deer Whirld,
I juss kant take it anymoar. I has decided — wtf?
— It looks liek ur kummiting sooiside! Offiss Assisstint kan be helping u rite ur sooiside note. Furst, tell us how u plan to be killing urseff.
Okay, it’s Hawmp Dae, but nuffing iz DAT bad! Heer, haf sum chawklit. Haf moar. If u is a kitteh, haf sum toony treets. Der. Nao, jus bat deh Offiss Assistint araond 4 while, an u’ll feel awl bettur.
That wuz jus 2 weerd!
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I stared at teh paperclip for 20 sekkunds trying to figyoor out how it got there befour I figgured out it was a part of teh lolkitteh picture.
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Mai denial and disbelief; let me show you dems.
Heer fifi, u needz moar kaffeenz. Deh braynz be a little confuzzled so earlee in deh morning.
Ai hookz u up wif a koffee IV. Not 2 b wurrying about teh needlez. Iz painlesses in ICHC land. U just lay heer and let it drip 4 a while. i b getting rid uv deh papurr klip 4 u.
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*klikz on deh stoopee papurklip.
*Klikz on opshunz
*klikz on gallery
*finds kitteh adn selex him.
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Der ya go. no maor stoopee papurrklip. Sillee kitteh insted.
IV make deh braynes happee? ok, i unhookk deh IV noaw.
Heers a chokklit adn a softee blankee, 2.
And just in case you feel a splort cumming on frum the cyoot liddel babeh kittycatkinz, I gibbing u a lubble 1950s bavving cap frum the CCC. Gibbocat gabbing us sum deh ozzer day. Heerz a bloo one wif yello floerz to matching teh blankee.
Plz to be not removing koffee IV.
Plz to be making a permanent part of mai anatomee.
Kthxbai!
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P.S. Cweenmj - Thank you very kindly for the bathing cap, possum-shaped chocolate with the creamy center, and soft blanket.
It is good to feel cared for.
*sighs contentedly, checks drip rate on Alaris pump, closes eyes and wiggles toes, 99, 98, 97, . . .*
mumbling to sef: hasn’t checked on fifi lately.
**luks in.
OMG!! How ken enny1 go into a coma wif a CAFFEEN drip?!?!?!!?
**Patz fifiz cheekz.
fifi, wake up!!!
**nuffink.
**Patzes agin.
Fifi, wake up!!
**Fifi opunz izballz. Den klosez dem agin. Moar patting uv cheekz.
Fifi, waking up now.
**izballz opun agin.
Tyme to go home now, fifi.
**fifi getz up adn sloooowly wanders off in deh direkshun uv home.
Dere’s dat annoying paper clip agin. Wen I ketches him, I bats him into next week! *butt wiggle of doom*
lol butt wiggle of doom!
Yes, Iz gon resmember dat 1.
win win win
Laff not!
Teh butt wiggle of doom is serious business.
Negotiations have ended. It’