Comments on: Flu Kitteh is in your haus

By: bboyneko

bboyneko — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:16:38 +0000

thats better not be teh swine flus.

By: Jackie

Jackie — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 08:54:50 +0000

furkittah, need more Caffienezzz

By: Aaron

Aaron — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:07:55 +0000

I honestly think this is the best lolcat on this whole site. I keep coming back to it. the cat’s not unhealthy it’s just got this eye infection, a lot of cats get it, it’s cured easily and not harmful.

This one is just gold i can’t get over it.

By: WPTricks

WPTricks — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:36:01 +0000

Ohh my god ! This cat it`s healthy ?

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:47:27 +0000

Ebbrytyme Ai luuks at dis kitteh, Ai haz suches a grate SAD.

Ai ken jes siddoawn adn does a rlly laowd BOO-HOO-HOO.

Kitteh seames to feal soe terribull, dat yoo wunts to gives her sumfing, ennyfing, to maikes her bedder, ebben a truuck fulla catnyp, oar wutebber her wunts.

By: Zaxxon Q Blaque

Zaxxon Q Blaque — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:58:09 +0000

Congratz! I wanted you to win SOOOOOO bad!!! ^_^

By: Albert

Albert — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 04:15:54 +0000

I hope that cat is OK! It looks terrible!

By: Katikus

Katikus — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:07:51 +0000

I tinks flu kittehs are om(nomnom)ipotent – wes alls has flews here too *sadface* I can has chiken soopz?

By: gmawairsgreneshuz

gmawairsgreneshuz — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:19:34 +0000

yiss! an saim fur deh hyumin bebez. Neece getz 2 nais, gud bebez frum
Chiana lan. yay! Lotz gurlz , but got wun boy tu. hab “hare lip” but fix
gud alredy.

By: gmawairsgreneshuz

gmawairsgreneshuz — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:13:41 +0000

Me tyew, just bowt nowr ago. semes tu bee werk bettur so fur. but
ai gets heer laturz dan yuz so ai kin ownlee redez an lol but nawt
anserz at saim tmei yu tokz wif eech nuthur.

By: fifi rockefeller

fifi rockefeller — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:09:01 +0000

Plz to be adding to lolspeak dictshun-airy.
Also teh werd herblz.
Kthxbai.

By: teenie

teenie — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:47:07 +0000

*snerk*
bak in haiskool Ai watcht dis a fyoo 2 menny tymez wif sum frenz…we stil yel “ANAESTHE-TIIIIIIIIIIIC!” wen sumfin iz reel stoopid or confyoozin…good tymez, good tymes! O yeah, en “NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURSE! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURSE! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRSE!” hahahahahaha

By: jehkeykat

jehkeykat — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:55:45 +0000

Knotings. Dere nosies er NOT smushied. Infax dey mus hab a distink nose break, an tip ob nose an chin must bees strait lineup. Burmeeses bees bootifull, an berey noisy.

Dis comment bringed to yu by de TICA Purebred Defense League.

By: ladyluvskittehs

ladyluvskittehs — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:48:58 +0000

Dis poar kitteh needs sum ov teh kleez… teh kxlez.. teh tissuz, soem hawt tee, lolcatburglar chikken nuggets soop,n lotz of snorgglez and a shawt (nawt teh tekeelah kind!). Ai wanz to snorggle dis poar sik kitteh.

By: armedtigercatt

armedtigercatt — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:06:35 +0000

Oh, dat why I sik still. I beed sik for 6 weeks nao. It cuz flu kitteh still here. DO NOT WANT!!!

By: Susan14

Susan14 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:51:59 +0000

I call mah 16 year old kitteh mama kitty! Corse, she haz been ‘mama kitty’ even sins she had kittenz. B4 dat we just called her kitteh.

By: Susan14

Susan14 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:45:21 +0000

Hee hee, cute.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:23:58 +0000

Heh heh heh – uh, rite.

*luks down at arm to check if watch is still on; cheks purs fur credit kard; cums up emptee pawed*

A chip off teh ol’ LCB, yoo got it! Hez awlreddee pilferin things!

*snif*

Aw, he’s just liek himz MAMA! Aynt it teh kyoot!

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:22:59 +0000

Bass for whut ~~ails~~ ales ya.

By: no 1 in particular

no 1 in particular — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:21:38 +0000

dunt wurry, morelaak! it happenz tew ebbrywun!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:17:30 +0000

Well, consider whose kitteh he is. He’ll be wanted UR credit card. And ur ristwatch, 2.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:14:54 +0000

Not to menshun agile cows!
.
O, darn. I menshuned teh agile cows.

By: altosinger

altosinger — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:14:24 +0000

Dis wuz jumpin-roap rime doorin 1918-19 flu eppydemmik. Kidz’ll maek fun ob ennyfing!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:06:51 +0000

Oooh, good won!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:05:11 +0000

taht’s gud bass!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:03:44 +0000

Plz to not forget to take teh soda OUTTA teh can first. Otherwise, when u puts it in teh microwave, u gets ex-plos-i-on.
.
BOOM!

By: wrongobongo

wrongobongo — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:02:15 +0000

wif rill chikns pls!!

By: altosinger

altosinger — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:01:20 +0000

Hao bout teh “Rockin Noomonier an teh Boogey-woogey Flu”?

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:57:10 +0000

Flooffee Kitteh feelz
t3h “Pleh!”. Juss wantz sum Snuggillz
2 beez awllz bettah

Flooffee Kitteh needz
herz Teddee Bayrr andz cummffee
Pillo 2 habz Nap

Flooffee Kitteh due
4 Chekkz~Up… Do Nawt Wantz!, butz
Kitteh feels bettah

Jack.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:52:33 +0000

hee @ teh werd “trollashus”.

By: NangyCat

NangyCat — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:47:54 +0000

an hey, how bout them purebred BURMEES??? Yow. Wut hapun to dere nosies?

By: NangyCat

NangyCat — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:45:15 +0000

I know what you mean … if you go to BIG cat shows, you sooooo many overbred kittehs, and if you have had any with pedigrees, they often do have more health problems.

I too am big on rescoos.

I got some non-pedigree breed-type kittehs from “free-range breeders,” though, and they are no picnic either.

By: lovcharliecat

lovcharliecat — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:42:35 +0000

yesh – inna mi haus rite naow teh misser bigin he-man kitteh is inna beds wif da flu n iz sucha babee so I tink he n teh fluffly poor sickie kitteh be goods cumpeny fur each uder. I brings dem fluids n snackies n lots of blankies n…..*fluffes pilloohs…phew – I tired too!*

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:40:46 +0000

Neggst he’ll be wunting himz own kredit kard!
An after that, it’ll be borryin teh kar an skurryin awf to teh kollidge!
Lief goze by so fast!

By: lizling

lizling — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:40:37 +0000

(Hmph. Ob’visly kitteh is kontayjus, becuz my compyooter haz sneezies, I thinks.)

By: MrsQ

MrsQ — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:40:09 +0000

iz gud:
- wan instent cayk box
- wan can sodee-pawp
mix an mycrowav tehn minitz ur so…
(iz unnaturral an tastee)

marshmallers saundz gud, 2.
.
but don teh kitteh wan chikun soop?

By: woodchuck

woodchuck — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:39:20 +0000

Jamamakitty,
furs tym I red tihs, I thot it sed tehre was a COW on teh naybor’s ruf.
I hoep yoo got sum strong rufs in yor nayborhud!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:39:17 +0000

Um, eubie – is yoo avaylabul fur hows calls? Jus chekkin . . .
We’ll luk to see yoo runnin teh CCC wun uv these daze! Yoo seems to haz teh instinks fur it.

By: lizling

lizling — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:38:53 +0000

OMG! Kitteh haz red eyeses lyke Lord Voldemort! Maybee iz just me, but maybee kitteh is DARK LORD!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:37:55 +0000

*hed-desk*

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:37:24 +0000

lolnascar – I lieks teh way yoo thinks!

Or whiskey – we lieks teh linchburg lemunayds too!

By: lolnascar

lolnascar — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:34:45 +0000

i wuz havin da same twubble…I gots teh firefox nao.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:32:40 +0000

Just bekuz *sumbuddy* haz to doo it – heerz teh linky to teh Kim Carnes sawng – Bette Davis Eyes – on YouTube. Luv those beeg sunglasses!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-RdAzkKlXY

An this wun duzzint haz that 80s pinache, but it duz haz sum niec moovie klips:
Fassen yor seetbelts; its gunna be a bumpy nite!

By: no 1 in particular

no 1 in particular — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:31:57 +0000

ebbrywun: dis iz wai No Plase in Particular haz tew dwink limut. ai dunt liek kittehs dragging in wif a jigantik hedaekz! nd hoo noes wut esle dere going throo!

By: lizling

lizling — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:29:31 +0000

OMG! Kitteh haz red eyeses lyke Voldemort! (Maybee iz just me, but maybee kitteh is DARK LORD!)

By: eubie

eubie — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:29:22 +0000

Pur kitteh, feelin teh badz. Cum on ober hear adn ai will tuk u N2 bedz wif teh floofeh blankeh, adn bring U sum chikenz suupses adn mor soda drinx. Den u kin habz a nap wile ai runz to stors fur tishuuz adn magzeenz adn mAB sum sporz drinkz. U B awl well suun adn reddii fur snorguls adn shmooz.

By: Shanmao

Shanmao — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:27:50 +0000

Not to rant oar anyffing, but we gots 1 kitteh frum a breeder – nawt a smushie-face – an dat’s gonna b awl. Awls teh odders we gots nao, an anny fyootur wunz, will b reskewz oar frum shelturz. 2 many grates kittehs don gots hoamz.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:25:55 +0000

Great Malts Taste Alike….

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:19:22 +0000

oh nao weirdpress fever, that’s a hole nother dis ease!

rest and drink plentie of flooids, and trai to find a kyoot kitteh to pet. that shud halp.

By: eubie

eubie — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:14:58 +0000

Ai mus get a birdfeeder to keeps teh old girl entertained makes mii giglol. Iz wut ai sed about mai mama N her las yeerz. She spent mini happii ourz watchin dem owt teh winnerz ub her assississted libbin playse. Nayber huud kittehz lernd tath tehr wuz usuly brdz tehr, sew she wud get teh madz adn blast tehm wif her Souper Soaker woter gun. Diddin hertz tehm, but sumtimez ai hadz to laf at ole lady wif souper soaker.