Flu Kitteh is in your haus
drinkin your sodas
purrhaps kitteh drinks 2 maek da pain go away.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: NekoNeko
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Kitteh flu in mah house? How?
on lil kitteh wingz?
congratz!
…ore mebbee flu powda netwerk.
has you a rekwest fur songn danz, FFL? icy dat maus tied wif you.
Well, untie Maus rite away!
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I has to go way for a while but only disease song and dance I can thinks of is teh Ring Around teh Rosie, which is supposably about teh Plague.
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Somewun else can do moar better suggestions, I is sure.
duz you no da toon fur dat?
Yes.
Hao bout teh “Rockin Noomonier an teh Boogey-woogey Flu”?
Oooh, good won!
heehee- nawt musikal but iz funnee:
man “dying” ob cold
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EElqrgk4N0
Oh, I knoes! I can makes a Coca-Colol cake! I has teh resippy but hasn’t maded this caek in long time. Is vry rich: u puts in soda *and* marshmallers.
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Just don’t let teh kitteh koff onnit.
iz gud:
- wan instent cayk box
- wan can sodee-pawp
mix an mycrowav tehn minitz ur so…
(iz unnaturral an tastee)
marshmallers saundz gud, 2.
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but don teh kitteh wan chikun soop?
wif rill chikns pls!!
Plz to not forget to take teh soda OUTTA teh can first. Otherwise, when u puts it in teh microwave, u gets ex-plos-i-on.
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BOOM!
Arrrrgh… Hangover…
*whimper*
*unties Maus as per rekwest ob LCB*
dat bettah?
Fanks. But nao teh werks has me tied up…
*sigh*
sowy- has fun @ twerk.
Mai brayn hertz…
Well let’s take a look at it, Mr. Gumby…
noes, teh wun in hims hed.
ebbrywun: dis iz wai No Plase in Particular haz tew dwink limut. ai dunt liek kittehs dragging in wif a jigantik hedaekz! nd hoo noes wut esle dere going throo!
it will has to come out…
Out?! Of my head?!
yes, all teh bitz ob it.
Gloves… glasses… moustache… handkerchief…
I’m going to operate!!
dnot fergitz teh anestheesha.
I’ve come to anaesthetize you!!
*BONK*
Fanks frum awl ov us, Mais Oui! Dat wuz teh funs!
yer wekcom. duz you has dat rememberized?
*confesses* i hads to lukitup.
Mostly mememberizded. I can has all ov teh scrips on mai puter fer helpin the memree, tho…
Lemme know if yoo wants tehm: I’ll gives yoo teh linky…
shure, fanks!
Go to orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches.html. If yoo scrolls to teh bottum ov teh page, yoo can browzez or downloads tehm. Teh rest ov the site is cool too: orangecow.org/pythonet/pythonet.html
*snerk*
bak in haiskool Ai watcht dis a fyoo 2 menny tymez wif sum frenz…we stil yel “ANAESTHE-TIIIIIIIIIIIC!” wen sumfin iz reel stoopid or confyoozin…good tymez, good tymes! O yeah, en “NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURSE! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURSE! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRSE!” hahahahahaha
Yiss (inna firm peepel-vet voyce). Yu iz leeking brayn-jus. Doktor mus be plugging de leek up. An yu kneeds two top-up yer flewids. Wut yu lik two drinkies? No alkools, id dihai… deswat…. id drys yu out! Sari. lsadl
Poor kitteh, should be put in teh beds wif some chikken nuggets soop.
yesh - inna mi haus rite naow teh misser bigin he-man kitteh is inna beds wif da flu n iz sucha babee so I tink he n teh fluffly poor sickie kitteh be goods cumpeny fur each uder. I brings dem fluids n snackies n lots of blankies n…..*fluffes pilloohs…phew - I tired too!*
Dis poar kitteh needs sum ov teh kleez… teh kxlez.. teh tissuz, soem hawt tee, lolcatburglar chikken nuggets soop,n lotz of snorgglez and a shawt (nawt teh tekeelah kind!). Ai wanz to snorggle dis poar sik kitteh.
I can shaer jerms wif u?
jerms r frum jermany!
Kitteh haz turribel case ov “bed face”…
ooh. kitteh has an eye infection. needs to be taken to the vet.
Prolly jest “smush-face-kitteh-eyes” (yes, dats the technickal term). Needs ta be cleened.
Does u send teh kitteh’s eyse out to be cleened or does someone come in and does that?
U culd find ur local perfesshunal vet teck..
altho,
I has da day orf
U beet me to dat coment.
Poor kitteh.
De rite vet CAN help dis bb!!!
Well, since we doesn’t know *when* this pic was tooked or even who belongs to teh kitteh, it could be that kitteh’s eyes has alreddy been took care of.
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It could even be that this pic was taken after they getted home from teh vet, and they stopped at teh 7-Elebenty on teh way home and kitteh gotted a soda as a treet for bein’ good kitteh at teh vet.
Or, meybe teh kitteh wuz watchin Will Feral’s last moovie and haz nawt had a chance to wash awai teh tears uv payne…
I’m sure teh care trolls will be along in short order to warn of the danjers involved in lettin’ ur kitteh watch a Will Feral movie!
yesh, those kittehs get a lesser known condishun called Will Feral Eyeses. It’s purty nasty, altho not to be confuzzled with the more serious, yet uncommon Betty Davis Eyeses. Ooooo, dats a bad one.
iz that teh one where they getz an uncontrollible urge to wear showlder pads?
No, dats Joan Crawferd eyezez
Just bekuz *sumbuddy* haz to doo it - heerz teh linky to teh Kim Carnes sawng - Bette Davis Eyes - on YouTube. Luv those beeg sunglasses!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-RdAzkKlXY
An this wun duzzint haz that 80s pinache, but it duz haz sum niec moovie klips:
Fassen yor seetbelts; its gunna be a bumpy nite!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eja-popojUo&feature=related
ai wish ai’d had taht warning!!
(eksept for teh remaek of Teh Prodoocers. I lieked him there.)
Adn jus consider teh danjrz ub teh kittehs lettin tehr peepz watch teh Will Feral moobies.
Dis spoze2B reply 2 LCB furver up. Stoopie weirdpress, and stoopie pooter fur BN sew SSSSLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW.
oh nao weirdpress fever, that’s a hole nother dis ease!
rest and drink plentie of flooids, and trai to find a kyoot kitteh to pet. that shud halp.
i wuz havin da same twubble…I gots teh firefox nao.
Me tyew, just bowt nowr ago. semes tu bee werk bettur so fur. but
ai gets heer laturz dan yuz so ai kin ownlee redez an lol but nawt
anserz at saim tmei yu tokz wif eech nuthur.
No kitteh, I doan want mah pop back, u keeps it, k?
no, i’m serious. look at the crust around the eyelids. that’s a surefire sign of an infection. kitteh needs to be treated quickly.
oops. wrong spot.
sry.
dunt wurry, morelaak! it happenz tew ebbrywun!