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drinkin your sodas

purrhaps kitteh drinks 2 maek da pain go away.

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  1. Kitteh flu in mah house? How?

  2. Maus says:

    Arrrrgh… Hangover…
    *whimper*

  3. Poor kitteh, should be put in teh beds wif some chikken nuggets soop.

    • lovcharliecat says:

      yesh – inna mi haus rite naow teh misser bigin he-man kitteh is inna beds wif da flu n iz sucha babee so I tink he n teh fluffly poor sickie kitteh be goods cumpeny fur each uder. I brings dem fluids n snackies n lots of blankies n…..*fluffes pilloohs…phew – I tired too!*

    • ladyluvskittehs says:

      Dis poar kitteh needs sum ov teh kleez… teh kxlez.. teh tissuz, soem hawt tee, lolcatburglar chikken nuggets soop,n lotz of snorgglez and a shawt (nawt teh tekeelah kind!). Ai wanz to snorggle dis poar sik kitteh.

  4. leeza-b says:

    I can shaer jerms wif u?

  5. Maus says:

    Kitteh haz turribel case ov “bed face”…

  6. morelaak says:

    ooh. kitteh has an eye infection. needs to be taken to the vet.

  7. lolnascar says:

    No kitteh, I doan want mah pop back, u keeps it, k?

    • morelaak says:

      no, i’m serious. look at the crust around the eyelids. that’s a surefire sign of an infection. kitteh needs to be treated quickly.

      • morelaak says:

        oops. wrong spot.

        sry.

      • lolnascar says:

        Okz, heers the soapbox…smoosh face kittehs’ eyez git buildup of discharge cuz dere face is so smooshed da teer ducks doan werk properleh. Consekwently, dey luk like dey have infections when reely its discharge that eventuelly stainz da face from dere eye not werking correcktally. Dere hyooman shuld be helpin dem owt by cleening dere eyeses. BUT, iz not goanna argu wit u, seeing as dis is a happy jokey playce and I likes to have the hyoomer. So ifn u ken find dis partickular smoosh face kitteh’s hyooman, tells them to take him/her to the vets.
        *end soapbox

        • NONO says:

          Now MY soapbox turn pleez:

          Bad ‘breeder’ dont know wat de hecks der doin!
          Do not breed kittehs wid teer duct eye problems ppl!!!

          Dis problem culd be prevented.
          and a GOOD vet CAN do sumting to help dis BB.

          Find anudder vet 4 peets sakes PLEEZS!

          End ‘my soapbx’

          • Shanmao says:

            Not to rant oar anyffing, but we gots 1 kitteh frum a breeder – nawt a smushie-face – an dat’s gonna b awl. Awls teh odders we gots nao, an anny fyootur wunz, will b reskewz oar frum shelturz. 2 many grates kittehs don gots hoamz.

            • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

              yiss! an saim fur deh hyumin bebez. Neece getz 2 nais, gud bebez frum
              Chiana lan. yay! Lotz gurlz , but got wun boy tu. hab “hare lip” but fix
              gud alredy.

          • NangyCat says:

            I know what you mean … if you go to BIG cat shows, you sooooo many overbred kittehs, and if you have had any with pedigrees, they often do have more health problems.

            I too am big on rescoos.

            I got some non-pedigree breed-type kittehs from “free-range breeders,” though, and they are no picnic either.

  8. Apropos to “kitteh flew”, this morning mah little Liam was at teh back door, watching berds nom some nums I left 4 them on teh terrace. This be teh first time I leaved out food 4 them on purpose since Liam got here, so he hasn’t seed berds so close up befoar. He kept goin from teh glass dore to me and back again, meowin in wonder. It seemed like he was sayin “O Mommeh, did u see? There is kittehs out there that can fly!”

    • jamamakitty says:

      awwwww ai miss teh liddel ones. mai mamakitty (who is almost 18) has no backyard to speak of innymore since we downsized to teh townhouse. seh got sew eggsited teh odder dai wen ter was a crow on teh neighbors roof. oooh, sum wildlaif!! ai mus get a birdfeeder to keeps teh old girl entertained!!

      • jehkeykat says:

        Butt doan let yer bebes out oar dey might be getting de BIRD FLU!!

      • eubie says:

        Ai mus get a birdfeeder to keeps teh old girl entertained makes mii giglol. Iz wut ai sed about mai mama N her las yeerz. She spent mini happii ourz watchin dem owt teh winnerz ub her assississted libbin playse. Nayber huud kittehz lernd tath tehr wuz usuly brdz tehr, sew she wud get teh madz adn blast tehm wif her Souper Soaker woter gun. Diddin hertz tehm, but sumtimez ai hadz to laf at ole lady wif souper soaker.

      • woodchuck says:

        Jamamakitty,
        furs tym I red tihs, I thot it sed tehre was a COW on teh naybor’s ruf.
        I hoep yoo got sum strong rufs in yor nayborhud!

      • Susan14 says:

        I call mah 16 year old kitteh mama kitty! Corse, she haz been ‘mama kitty’ even sins she had kittenz. B4 dat we just called her kitteh. :D

    • leeza-b says:

      r u sure he wuznt sayin, oh pleeeeez mommeh, let me owt so ai can get u a nice prezzent?

    • gremlin says:

      Aw, LCB, whutta sweet storeh! Haz he lerned to mayk teh eggsited teef-chatter sownds yet when he seez them? Kittehs hoo can fly – I luvs it!

      • I hasn’t seen/heered him do teh chatter yet. One thing I have noticed just in teh past few days that I’m pretty sure he didn’t do befoar is that whole-body-lean-on-hymoon when walking by, as if to say “o hai”.
        .
        He’s somewhere around 7 or 8 months old and has been here just short of 6 weeks. For most of that time he had only 2 modes: cuddly sleepy kitteh and total berserker. In the past several days I’ve noticed that he’s getting some middle ground, e.g. the casual walk-by lean, letting me pick him up for a hug when I want one instead of just climbing onto me when he wanted to snuggle, otherwise wriggling like caffeinated quicksilver when he did not want hugz, kthx. He also now sometimes sits quietly and politely near his kitteh fren, who is 16, instead of pouncing on her. She in turn is learning that she doesn’t have to automatically hiss at him and swat him and tell him to get off her lawn.
        .
        *sniff* They groes up so fast!

        • Duffy says:

          caffeinated kwiksilvur – dats gooood!

        • gremlin says:

          Neggst he’ll be wunting himz own kredit kard!
          An after that, it’ll be borryin teh kar an skurryin awf to teh kollidge!
          Lief goze by so fast!

          • Well, consider whose kitteh he is. He’ll be wanted UR credit card. And ur ristwatch, 2.

            • gremlin says:

              Heh heh heh – uh, rite.

              *luks down at arm to check if watch is still on; cheks purs fur credit kard; cums up emptee pawed*

              A chip off teh ol’ LCB, yoo got it! Hez awlreddee pilferin things!

              *snif*

              Aw, he’s just liek himz MAMA! Aynt it teh kyoot!

  9. mmm...3.14 says:

    Uhgg….leave meh ‘lone…

    not goin wrk tuday

  10. Dave says:

    Ay H8 badd spellrz. Itz “yer” an “howse” an sodaz ay meen jeez poor sic kitteh wif badd spellr loler.

  11. Duffy says:

    Joosy sneez comin! Luk owt! Arrgh!!

    (Editorial PS: I is alwaes sorree for teh peke-fase purshiuns an dis shows why. Too much breedin makes for unhappee fases!!)
    (Not meenin to be trollashus. Just sayin.)

  12. Kumbulu says:

    Teh lemonaydz mayk flucat fel soooo mush betta.

    Nao jus ned milk an cooky an tedibea an worm bed an TV an bel to cal hyoomin slaiv.

  13. jehkeykat says:

    Poor ketteh has de BIRD FLU.
    How embearassing!!

  14. Susan14 says:

    *hugz kitteh* I hoep it not sik. If it iz, I hoep it gets bettah qwikly.

    I shure he/she iz bettah now, tho. I haz kitteh snuggled in my lap as I type dis, and I hoep sum1 maeks dis kitteh bettah if it iz sik and snugglz it, too.

  15. Purrkat says:

    Oh. pleez cleen my eyez. De veery derty.

  16. rodney dill says:

    When life gives you lemons… make lemonade… then hoark up a hairball into it.

  17. Duffy says:

    I hadda littul burd and his name was Enza -
    I opend up teh door and IN FLU ENZA.

  18. CheshireKittehKat says:

    We’s be givin kitteh awl teh TLC taht her rekwirez to recubber adn rekooperayte;
    we wil nawt hawld ennyfing bak, ore lymyt enny medycale caire.

    We has KITTEH HMO, KITTEH PPO, adb KITTEH HBO ( waiyte, nawt taht wun!)

    Howebber, we wil nawt shares her strawr wif her.

    • CheshireKittehKat says:

      Ebbrytyme Ai luuks at dis kitteh, Ai haz suches a grate SAD.

      Ai ken jes siddoawn adn does a rlly laowd BOO-HOO-HOO.

      Kitteh seames to feal soe terribull, dat yoo wunts to gives her sumfing, ennyfing, to maikes her bedder, ebben a truuck fulla catnyp, oar wutebber her wunts.

  19. catalogical humor says:

    …comin in heer, infectin mai familee
    awright flu kitteh…
    …that’s teh last straw

  20. D.R. says:

    Kitteh getin plenny ov floo-ids

    Like Dokter ordird

  21. rodney dill says:

    How about a nice bass malt?

  22. eubie says:

    Pur kitteh, feelin teh badz. Cum on ober hear adn ai will tuk u N2 bedz wif teh floofeh blankeh, adn bring U sum chikenz suupses adn mor soda drinx. Den u kin habz a nap wile ai runz to stors fur tishuuz adn magzeenz adn mAB sum sporz drinkz. U B awl well suun adn reddii fur snorguls adn shmooz.

    • gremlin says:

      Um, eubie – is yoo avaylabul fur hows calls? Jus chekkin . . .
      We’ll luk to see yoo runnin teh CCC wun uv these daze! Yoo seems to haz teh instinks fur it.

  23. lizling says:

    OMG! Kitteh haz red eyeses lyke Voldemort! (Maybee iz just me, but maybee kitteh is DARK LORD!)

  24. lizling says:

    OMG! Kitteh haz red eyeses lyke Lord Voldemort! Maybee iz just me, but maybee kitteh is DARK LORD!

  25. Jack Deth says:

    Flooffee Kitteh feelz
    t3h “Pleh!”. Juss wantz sum Snuggillz
    2 beez awllz bettah

    Flooffee Kitteh needz
    herz Teddee Bayrr andz cummffee
    Pillo 2 habz Nap

    Flooffee Kitteh due
    4 Chekkz~Up… Do Nawt Wantz!, butz
    Kitteh feels bettah :-)

    Jack.

  26. armedtigercatt says:

    Oh, dat why I sik still. I beed sik for 6 weeks nao. It cuz flu kitteh still here. DO NOT WANT!!!

    • Katikus says:

      I tinks flu kittehs are om(nomnom)ipotent – wes alls has flews here too *sadface* I can has chiken soopz?

  27. Albert says:

    I hope that cat is OK! It looks terrible!

  28. Zaxxon Q Blaque says:

    Congratz! I wanted you to win SOOOOOO bad!!! ^_^

  29. WPTricks says:

    Ohh my god ! This cat it`s healthy ?

  30. Aaron says:

    I honestly think this is the best lolcat on this whole site. I keep coming back to it. the cat’s not unhealthy it’s just got this eye infection, a lot of cats get it, it’s cured easily and not harmful.

    This one is just gold i can’t get over it.

  31. Jackie says:

    furkittah, need more Caffienezzz

  32. bboyneko says:

    thats better not be teh swine flus.



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