Why don’t you come over here
and say that??
b carefull. he mebbeh iz devil skwerl.
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… and pweeze not to step on meh.
Beleeve me - this little guy can kick da ass of anyone who doesn’t have long teethe and sharp claws!
Congratumalashuns, Shna, on being nawt-sekond! I sends you a bouquet of just-pikked daffodils from my garden!
Fank u bery muchlee! Deyz byootiful!!!
*sniff*
*a-choo!!!*
/grumble stoopy allurgeez…
Oh, Shna—dere bee noe allurjies heer! U can N-joi enny flour u want! (Which iz teh grate…ai lubs gordeenias IRL butt kan’t goe neer ‘em. Heer—ai ken snif awl ai wantz!)
Ooooh! Dats gewd to no! Maibee it wuz jus a random sneez an I attri… atry… blaimed it on teh flowrz.
Iz habing saem problum wif gardeenyas IRL but dey smellz so purty!!!
Dey shur doo…an ai carried dem in a weddin wuns—ooh, teh hedake! But heer dere’s no allurjies, nor kalorees, nor kol—coll—fatty stuf dat klogs teh blud wessels. A liddle liek hebbin.
Happi nawt sekkund! Whut dans yew wunt?
Sinse Iz jest amatyoor cheez purrson thus far, I fink maibee teh dans shud be a sooprize. Nuffing too tuff, plz.
Er…. or maibee a jig. Yes — datz it. A jig, plz!
ohai, Shna!
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Welkum to teh cheezpeeps! (I’z a liddel laet wif mai welkums) wii can sertanlee do teh jigs fer yoo!
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*hop hop back*
*hop 1-2-3-4*
*rise and grind*
*hop hop back*
*hop 1-2-3-4*
*sink and grind*
*jig jig jiggity jig*
*jiggity jiggity jiggity jig*
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whew. Ai fergetted hao mush energie it tooked to dans teh jigs.
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anee buddee else wanna danz wif me fer Shna’s nawt sekund??
*blinkz bak teers uv a happee*
Fank yu for teh luvlee dansing — an fank yu awl fur maekin meh feelz saw welkum heer.
Iz bery niec cheezpeeps heer.
House about habbing sqwhirl sing fur us to dans two.
http://youtube.com/watch?v-Fbsaw4SafMk&feature=related
**goez into Ty booteek and rummages around.
**Findz Bodka
**Findz Rummmmmm
**Findz Gin
**Findz Skawtch (Pleh)
**Findz Tekwilla
**Findz Kaluha
**Findz jigger
**Findz lots of glasses
**Duz a liddle happee dans. Jiggee 2 deh left. Jiggee 2 de rite.
**Jumps and clikz deh heelz in deh air.
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Ok folkses!! step rite up!
I haz deh jigger!!
Yew kin habbing a martoonee of ur choys.
Appl martoonee fur meh, plz. Hevvee on teh appl — nawt so hevvee on teh bodka.
*startz to dans, reealizus teh werk peeplz dun unnerstand, sitz bak down an wiggulls wiff a happee insted*
Wun appel martoonee, cumin rite up.
**Glug, glug uv deh appel.
**jigger uv teh bodka.
**nuzzer jigger uv teh bodka.
**nuzzer jigger uv deh bodka.
**Shakee, shakee.
**Pourz it in deh martoonee glass.
Dere ya go. Doan b wurrying bout the extra jigger uv deh
bodka. U kin having awl u wanting adn still b driving
home fum werk!!
wun-burger troll is goobleing up ebberwon’s bergerz; prolly drinky yer martoonees, to.
Guten Appetit!
Iz nawt werried abowt teh alkihall in teh bodka. I jus finkz teh appel part is teh yummy part.
I can haz sinnimin shoogar on teh rim uv teh glass? Purty plz?
I can haz bokatonix?
It b deh opun bar. Jus hepping ursefs. Wyl ur awl
serbing ursefs, I’ll b lukking in deh baks 2 b seeing wut
kind uv nomz wii ken habbing.
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*rummaging noyses. Adn a rumdrinking noyse.
*thingz beeing lifted up.
*thingz beeing pushinged around.
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Well, i didn’t be noeing he bee habbing wun uv dose
in heer!! Taht Gibbocat, he iz beeing a berry injeenyus
feller.
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**Moar strange noyses frum far in teh bak uv deh
**ty-boteek. Bbbrrrrriiiiimmmp.
**Sklooonstikk.
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Klassick draaaaaaheeeee martoonee, foa meh pliz…
Tahts 2 ports vokkas an 2 ports jinz an tehn joo threttin it wif teh dry vermoof… joo gotz vermoof? Ai did nawt see it menshund…
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Oar mebbe a Pangalactic Gargleblaster…. hmm… noe, noe, teh klassic martoonee wil do nyslee, tanks joo!
Uv course deyz vermoofz. Gibbocat wudn’t leeving ennything
Dats jus teh kind uv guy he iz.
out uv teh majic ty-booteek.
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**much pouring uv deh alcoholol and waving uv
**deh jiggerz. Adn 4 deh vermoof, much
**waving uv deh alcoholol and jigging uv deh pourz.
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Dere u go woozled, Wun klassical martoonitee.
Adn 4 deh lubblee Shna, sinnyminny shoogrrz on deh glass wif a
sinneymom stirree stik.
Y, fank joo, cweenmj!
*sips*
oooOOOOOOoooooHHH!!! Nummynummynumms!!
*gurgulGURGULgurgulGURGULgurgulGURGUL*
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joo maekxes teh goooooooooooooood tarmoonie!!
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Might I please have another, do you think?
!!!! oferpeetzsayke lishen too meh! Ai shouwnd eh yibbel verschnichet!
*straytens up, tugz shurt*
Wum moar peez? Tehn shutz meh orf.
S’ok. I mixing up anudder wun.
**Much wavingz uv deh bottulz and jiggers wyle
**jigging and waving.
Hey, woozled, watch dis!!
(famus red-nek last werdz.)
**tosses bottul in air wear it doingz a 360,
**catches bottul bai itz nek and duz a jiggee spin.
**Tosses nuzzer bottul in air wear it ..
**Krash, klonk, tinkul, tenk, klink.
uh-oh. I b tinking I not cut out to being deh
bartender. Moar like deh barruffer.
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Um, how ’bout a beer?
Ai will haz a bihrr, fanks! Aktully, ai awreddee did haz at leest wun! wun
maor plizz?
Oh yummy yummy yummy!
U maeks a bery bery gud martooni!!! Fank u bery much!!!
otay…wii can goes 2 teh Rusty-rant atda end ob teh uniberse!
Wy thank yu, yr cween-ness! Wut a luvly hostess eyedear! I wud like 2 request a chilled Tankeray martoonie wif lemmontwist. An everywun pleez help selves 2 teensy goat chz, cucumber, and salmon appetizers that I just happened 2 bring along.
Cuz Ai’m BIG N TUFF
N mai daddie kin beetUp Ur daddie
Yeah, an my pal the jiraff kan take kare uv alla yous!
BIG N TUFF … an doan furgit feerse! Iz bery bery feerse!
Reeleez… tehm libble red skwerls are teh EVIL feerse!
Teh graees iz muutch moar mello.
dey iz teh debil?
Even redheaded critters has teh temper?
‘N I gotz a tall spotted fried that lik you all! Give me back my nutz!!!!
Yah - her naym is Juliet, uv teh hows uv Montague (see gorilla pic for moar).
Oh noes! I ment Capulet uv korse!
Sheesh, they’ll taek away mah licens to praktiss Shayks Peer!
*luks imbarrissed, slinks away*
C’mon puddem up, puddem up…
*earz perk up* Sumwon sai puddin? I luz puddin, wear it be??
http://www.happylolday.com
I tink theres sum puddem over here…what flaver iz yer pleshoor?
chocolateacorn swirl if you gotz eet..
aisle fite yoo awl togevver! aisle fite yoo wiff won paw tied behine my bak…
O srry, datz ‘posta post up hie-yer
Whiz ob Oz ref! FTW!
Ai lurvez taht mobee!
Ai lurves teh book ob “Wicked,” 2, tho, sins it showd hao Elphaba, whu wuz smeerd wif teh libelous apelashun “Wicked Witch ob teh West,” wuz akshuwally a sweetee, whu lurvd aminulz, liek kittehz.
Com ober heer, if yu tink yu’r hard enuff!
Yu’r going hoem in a (insert hoem town heer) nambulans!
oh noes!
sqerel iz 2 strung.
kthnxbai
I’m nots stupin to yur level, sry.
Hez gotta lotta nutz too sez dat too sumbodee az big az me.
solid brazz aykornz
Izzit jus me,
or duz tihs skwerlol haz pinz holdin hiz frunt pause in taht pozishun?
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I tink tihs is Taxidurmee Skwerlol.
Ai c doze pins, woodchuck. Ai finks yur rite.
Cyute skwerlol, tho.
I think those be hiz little thumb pads: not quite a thumb, but it haz a little “kitteh” pad there. (I used to raise orphaned babee squirrels for a wildlife sankshuary).
I uhgreez. Dey b himz widdle fumb nalez.
Dey not ‘pozible fumbz, just fumbz.
dey is hi-up on hymns widdle arm? Lyke Doo klaus?
(cool rasain orfins, CH!)
w0w, trolly! yU is trooly biz-ee tonite!
Skwrrel haz teen tiny lil pawses dat hims uses jes liek fingures (kynda liek
teh racuune warshyng hims fuuds). Hims yooses dem to hawld teh ittee bittee nuts; sumtymes hims luuks liek heez twyddlyng dem aroun in hims his lil hans.
Mai husbin haz bin haveing a loooooog warr wif teh skwrrel at teh bak yawrd burd feedre; Skore naow bees:
HUSBIN: 2
SKWRREL: ELEBENTY SEVIN
Furgotte tu menshun taht skwrrel wil chattre adn scoald yu iyf yu maiks hims mad; awlso wil flicke hims tayle wif muches angreeness befoar hims can haz to runz awaiy.
Taxidurmee pins?????
*made me look! - u win!*
I thot they were his thumbnails. I could very well be mistaken.
Sharp eyez, Woodchuck! Win!
naught sew sharp as teh clause!