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iz ok. i liek big nutz.

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  1. kag says:

    Mi what big tungs you has gramma

  2. tiddles says:

    U haz a flavor

  3. Shaungrl says:

    Now UR readi for teh prom, son. Hab a reel slik time tonitez.

  4. Lothere says:

    Mmmmm… nutty flavr.

  5. sh says:

    oh noes, it`s too scary…

    • mrsqohelet says:

      iz no skarie till teh big teef goez CHOMP.

      den teh lil nuttr iz gon. bai bai nuttr. wuz tastee to mmEat u.

  6. no 1 in particular says:

    Mae bee nutty in teh hed!

  7. SolnEsther says:

    Not get all sqrly, itz jest annuder danze

  8. KickahaOta says:

    Food Tester Giraffe
    tests this squirrel for allergens.
    Verdict: “Kute, buht PLEH.”

  9. Todd says:

    I don’t know where to begin commenting on this one…

    Nuts?

    Tonge?

    Ummmmm…

    • zippee!!! says:

      i noes whucha meen—dat beeg blak tung iz rlly weerd! So Blak! So beeg!

      Issit juss mii, ore duz that gerlolraft hed look lyke a serpant? I nebber saw juss teh hed up close.

      • Zski says:

        gerlolaf tung aktyooally bloo.
        An Slimy! (DO NOT WANT)

      • Shanmao says:

        Anom! Whin I saw, dis 1, I tawt, Whyd dey put up a piktur ov a snaek eetin a cyoot lil skerl? Do Not Want! Din I luked closser. O, dassa jeeraff! O, dats funneh!

  10. Ljopa says:

    This looks shopped.

  11. yippee!!! says:

    granmamma gerlolraff liks granson….wears yer glasses—yer doin’ it rong!

    • kitkay says:

      wears granmamma’s ize?
      woa, dud, dose eye soketz look toetally M-T. Kreepy!

      • Tessie says:

        I fink yur lookin at giraffe’s nostrils. Her (??) or hiz eyez are not vizzibibble in dis picksha.

        • kitkay says:

          fanks, Tessie! now it maykes cents! Berry looooongg snowt! win I furst saw teh pic, i dint “see” teh giraffe, I “saw” a snake. (that is, my mynd interpreted it assa snayk). Butt teh geograffy ob teh spotz naught make cents. Or teh beeg tong. I finks i finks ’bout snakes more dann i finks ’bout georaffs. (my herptolygist son wears off on me )

        • SolnEsther says:

          at furst I fawt I was seeing a turtle likking the skwerl.

  12. Eric says:

    Jiraff liek squrrl flavur? Are he nutz??22??

  13. SarahD says:

    Hmm, dis branch be a littlol fuzzee…

  14. mickowitz says:

    OMG??!! It took me the longest time to realize what I was looking at!! hee hee….

  15. DianaE says:

    o noes! tung turnd blak frum alergik reeacshun!!!1!

  16. lolnascar says:

    That skwirl’s nuts, grab ‘em!
    :-P

  17. kafleen says:

    So many avatars in heer! I lub it!!!

    Sumtimes I scroll down a thed, and all I see are my little jack@$$ hogging up teh
    hole thred. Dat’s wen I wishes dat more people had avatars, like peepuls hab
    diffrunt cullurs and hairs an closes! So I got all happy when I saw all dese in heer!

    My favrite is Lothere’s, the You Make Bunny Cry pic…..I remember the first time I saw it, and I almoas cried myself. Den I showed it too evverbuddee, including a cowurker hoo sed, awwwwwwwww and stared with dat same look on her face…stricken and tuched.

    Den deres dat feersum regal eagle, an Rosies adorubbul sylvestur, and queenmjs regal symbol, all shiny like!, an elfinugget’s pineapple (been missin u) and mrsqohelet’s vereh stately an elegant artistic cat pic, and tiddle’s winky wild lookin cat…an…did I miss any?

    Um, can u tell I lub peepuls’ avatars??? :oops:

    • cweenmj says:

      ur rite, kafleen, it’s nise to b seeing deh abatars. it b making it sew eezee to
      b noeing hooz tawking.

    • Rosie says:

      aw u sew suite! ((((Kafleen)))) *purrrrrrr*

    • Shanmao says:

      OK, nao I haf 2 maek my owns avatar. Mai hubby plaes online pokkur, he gots a kitteh!
      Hmmmm. Hao duz I do dis? Kawmpewter stuffs is kawmplisticated!

    • idansdansdans says:

      I can haz whine wif dinner???

      Waaaahhh!!.. I wants a avataaaaar!!!!!!

      Fanks! I feelz bedder naow..

      Beeing teh Gemini taht I yam.. I cannot maik up mai mind wut I reely wood like..

      Waaaahhh!

    • elfinugget says:

      ohay! Iz nawt pynappul!! Iz akshulie Chikkun Nugit, iz frum Teh Burgurz demselfs! Dey did givz meh zpeshul avvatar, kuz I iz nuggit. :) Cheezburger maekd meh nuggit last Aprul when I sent in the LKSL-101 post. :) O, an’ I sended dem a munnyz, bakuz dey needid da bandwidf payingz, wuz much pleh wen dey gottid der bill, dey azkd foar a munny, so I sended dem sum. Enniewae, Cheez and Tofu maked meh a nuggit,…. nawt lyk, a whol BURGUR, ov KORS but I iz kinda faztfoodee, u kno? Iz nuggit. :) Zpeshul avvatar an noo naem, dey givd me. I usdta be Elfnow, but nao iz Elfinugget.

      If I had pineappul, it be da I AR HAPPI PINAPPUL kitteh frum lazt hallerween. :)

      –Elfi

      • elfinugget says:

        o yah, sry, is nuggit, wif Elf-hat on. :D sry, dat wy it so konfoozing. Iz chikkin nugit wif hat. Yah.

      • kafleen says:

        Cool! Tanks furr sharing teh story!

        AND

        gits on knees…

        Bless ur elfi chicken nugget hart furr payin fur dis website.

        It is teh best ting ebbur happunned to me. Srsly. 8-O

        {{{{elfinugget}}}}}}}

        • idansdansdans says:

          :grin:

          • elfinugget says:

            Well, wuz bak when dey wuz payin’ ov own pokkitz, an’ peepz wuz hawt-linky to da piktorz, yu kno, it wuz tarribul. Wuz lazt yeer, yah? Liek, Mae. But wuz bafoar dat when peepz sed ZOMCC ELFNOW YU HAZ TEH WIN OV KITEH GRAMUR!! YU TEECH UZ PLIZ????

            An, of korz, mai imploydur had bin varee thotful an had maekd me unimployd at dat tyme, so I had teh tyme foar rite a tuutoryul foar zpeekingz of lol-kat az a sekind langwij. Da cheezburgur, him wuz lyk ZOMCC ELFNOW U RITED DIS?? I wuz lyk um yah? Den him sae OMCCZ u can beez a nuggit? I wuz fursty nuggit, bak in da dae, yeth I wuz. LAWL!! Den Shawngrl gottid nuggitafied, her zpeshul avvatar (Shaungrltoo) iz a sheepsy chikkin nuggit, see? Kuz she laik sheeps.

            Enniewae. Yah. It wuz varee mush win to be maked a nuggit. I iz stil prowd. :) And lotz ov peepilz sended a munny foar da websyt, kuz we has luff, menny peepz sendid moar munny den I didz. Evreewun hoo sended a munny got a pixel. Sum peeps evin sended enuf a munny foar HONORAREE BURGOR! I not sendid dat mush munny, I juz a nuggit avtar awl, an’ I dint has no jawb at dat tiem, ov kors, but I had unimploydmint inkom, whar I nawt werk an dey payz me enniewae. Dat wuz win.

            Nao I iz foll-tym ztoodint wif neggatoree inkom but peepulz iz varee kind to me… peepulz halpz me wif mai wun gynormis bill kuz ov KarmicBalance, evin tho him ztrae kitteh whut I paed a gyint munny foar, peepulz bin halpin’ me wif dat, and iz teh winnist fing evar in mai whol lief dat peepulz is so nies. An’ KB iz varee win kitteh, tho I fink maebeez him fink him a dawg. Him varee happee foar leesh-walkiez, nawt liek karryur, liek to be on leesh. suzh straeng kiti, but I luffz him enniewae. Evin if him a goggie whut sez “mrraarwrrrorw.”

            K it rilly laet heer, iz liek almozz 2 in da morny an’ I no sleepd yet an dat bad and pleh.

            bai, chzfrenz!

            • cweenmj says:

              Sum1 wuz asking deh ozzer dai (I thinnk deh name wuz moe)
              about the How to Speak LOL post.
              Adn I b thinking it b yore LKSL-101 post. I rememberz seeing it.
              but I not remembering wut dae it wuz.
              Duz u remembering wen u maded teh posting? i will luk 4 deh
              kwestyon in deh morning. iz time 4 deh bed noaw.
              g’nite elfi

              • elfinugget says:

                LOL Ummmmm….. I fink bezt wae to findy it iz dis:

                Elfination.com’s LKSL post Gosh I hoap dat werks, huh? Ummmm is also availubul on ICHC

                I hope those links work. If not, I repost and just paest. The ICHC post-date was April 24, 2007, almost 1 whole year ago!

                • gremlin says:

                  Yay, elfi! *kurls up, lissens kloselee* We luvs to heer storehs uv ICHC’s erlee daze. Yay fur teh erlee Cheez-peeps hoo mayd awl uv this pawsibul . . .

                  We haz mayd owrselvs a new cuntree heer in teh Innernets, wun that is part uv awl cuntrees yet reelee part uv nun uv them. Cheez-land!

                  I rayz mah paw hi an saloots yoo!

              • moe says:

                ai wuzzint akxin bowt teh hao tu speek lolspeek poast (but I reeded it! fank oo cweenmj an elfinugget!). But dere iz sumfin i’z lukin for, an ai be grateful iff yu kan halpz.
                .
                sum munfs ago sumwun poasted a lawng kawmint baot wai Lolspeek iz a jentl langwaj, awr wai dere so liddl trollin heer — sumfin liek dat. iff i remememburz korrektly, teh poast wuz bai LCB (but mai bee i nawt rememberrorz riet. Dat happin menny tiemz *sigh*)

                • mary O'Spockn says:

                  hai, moe! i fink i no wut you meens. if i findz it i will sends it to you…

                  • moe says:

                    Fank oo fur teh halp, m’OS. Teh poast i’z lukkin for wuz in dat straynj langwaj, english, but berry gud wun. an it awlso esplaynd wai LOLspeek nawt childish.

            • idansdansdans says:

              Nite elfi… reskuoor of cheezburgerz… Frend ov owers. :smile:

    • lolnascar says:

      hai,
      I missed ur comments earlier..IE given me greef on ICHC…ne ways…i like mah eagle pic even tho it dozzent have much to do with my blog…i thinks the eaglol is awesome no matter what. I was at my family lake house right before i got teh wordpress acct…and saw the eaglols up close an personal. Amazing!! so, i chose this pic fer my avatar an keepin it!!

      • idansdansdans says:

        Ohai lolnascar!! I luvs yor avatar!! Teh eagle iz reagle!!

        We had 1 on our propurtii last yeer. He wuz just releesed frum the wildlife rehab center neer meh, an wuz resting heer for a whole dai. I watchded owt 4 him an he flu awai teh next dai.. {{{{eagles}}}}

    • lolnascar says:

      Oks…I tried to reply last nite, but ICHC and IE were fightin agin, so I broke down an downlowded firefox. Now u probbly wont see dis…

      So NEhow..I jest wanted to say thx fer commenting on mah eagle. It reely has nutting to do with mah blog, but I thought da pic was so cool. I used to comment on heer as Lora, but nows, I big feersome eeglol!! lol.

  18. Rosie says:

    wii gunna endz up wit elebentee linkies 2 “orange”

    • Shanmao says:

      an elebentee pikurs uv poyzin arrowz froggies! Srsly, we gots lotsa snaykes rounds heer dat r reely kolurfuls, but izzen poyzin. Deyz jus sayin “Gots no flavr heer! Go wayz!”

  19. elfinugget says:

    This picture reminds me of a funny…..
    When Husband and I were planning our reception, we decidedly hated the salmon selection offered by the hotel…. but it was an Autumn In New England kinda wedding, you know, so we REALLY wanted to offer salmon as a dinner choice. The hotel’s head chef got to have some fun and created a special dish just for our wedding – it was a salmon fillet, crusted with walnuts and a touch of maple syrup – VERY New-England-y! It was perfect!

    Well, since this wasn’t a dish normally offered by the hotel, they wanted me to be sure that I covered all the allergy bases, and specifically asked me to please notify all of our guests that the walnut-crusted salmon contains nuts …….. Now…. personally, I’m pretty sure my family is bright enough to figure out that the walnut-crusted salmon contains nuts but, just to be sure, I printed the following on the back of the response cards:

    “WARNING!! Walnut-crusted salmon MAY CONTAIN NUTS. Wedding party definitely contains nuts. Not valid in all areas. Some restrictions may apply. Odds of winning are determined by number of entries. Residents of North Dakota are not eligible. Batteries not included. Some assembly required. Your mileage may vary. Pre-approval or referral is not a guarantee of benefits. Tax, Title, and registration fees not included. $0 down / 0% financing available to pre-approved customers only.”

    This is actually a bad idea. I didn’t get all my response cards back, because people thought it was funny and kept the card. *le sigh*. You can’t win, can you?

    –Elfi

  20. Rosie says:

    g nite chzfrnz…dis kitteh mus be waek in teh fue hrs 4 teh yungr kitteh 2 goez 2
    kitteh hai skool!

    bess witchez 2 u awl!

  21. k says:

    O hai. Pleez to xcuez me, I am gnu heer and Im shie.

    I tink dis not photoshopt. If u see teh sours and klik? Dat goez to paeg wif many wunnerful animal pix. I dunno teh site but it luks reel to me, gud pix, and reel not shopt.

    I dont mind shopt but pix liek dis, and not shopt? Too kool!

    kthkbai!

    • cweenmj says:

      Ohai k, welcum 2 deh ICHC!!!
      Doant b shie. Most folks heer are nies. yool b habing lotz uv fun heer.
      .
      I agree. I think this b a reel pikture. Adn it b a reelly cyoot 1!!
      :)

    • elfinugget says:

      Ohai, happi birfdae, K. :) 50 iz nawt so old. Iz teh noo 30, donchakno?

    • CheshireKittehKat says:

      Ai ar vereee muches a newbee maiseylf; stil lernyng teh LOLCAT langwidge &
      stayndurd opperatyng proceedyure adn methudolagy (taht souns iympressyve!)

      Ai awlso agreez taht dis bees nawt photoshopt. Wen Ai uused to broawse teh foto sites awhilez bak, Ai seed menny pikshures laik dis wun; lawts ov unoosual fotos ov animules taht yu jest cudn’t beeleeve, jes breftaikyng!

      • CheshireKittehKat says:

        Dis noate be rlly fur K-howe it be gettyng up here???
        Wel ennyways, K, welcum! Adn dis messyge be jes fur YOU.

  22. Miroku says:

    Remember the Salute Your Shorts episode where the radio contest had a question that asked what color a giraffe tounge was?

  23. k says:

    *blush* tank u! I no u r vary nice peeps, I luv to reed dese comments heer! Iz a happy plais. If I has a bad day and nede to smiel again I klik on ICHC and I am cheerul again.

    I dont mind turnin 50. Iz better than altre…olternat…whut else culd happen. ;-)

    • Shanmao says:

      Anom, k! Jus gawt heer a few daes ago mahself, an Iz havin WAE 2 much fun – shudda ben in bed 3 hrs ago. Dis plaes is 2 cool 4 wurdz. We <3 it.

  24. Duffy says:

    Skwurl is confoosed – he nevur been attakd by tree befoar.

  25. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Gerlolrafts ar naow goeying to be takyng teh plaise of skwirrl-prufe burd feederz,
    wich nebber wurks veree wel ennyhows.

  26. k says:

    ohai every 1! And tank u very much. its niec to see uther noobies heer too. CheshireKittehKat, dat wuz very sweet message! Shanmao, iz vary hard to stop reeding and lol’ing! I will trie not 2 B such a skaredy kitteh enny moar.

    I wuz lerking and lerking 4 meny months. My blogdad Desert Cat luvs dis site and had lynx to it wae back in erly daze. My muther gave me newspaper artical last sumer on ICHC. I luv kittehs vary much. I had my 2: April, born 4/1/83, and her sun BabyCat born 7/84.

    Ai wuz midwif. We were all…familiars. vary bonded.

    My prettie, sweet, funnie April girl lived 19 1/2 yeers til 8/02. My luving wunderful BabyCat lived 22 years til 7/5/06. I miss dem too much. Cant has eny moar catz eny moar, too much helth problums.

    So Ai com heer and vizit and see wunnerful kittehs and vary niec cheezpeeps and it maks me feel bettre again. Ai nevr saw so meny peeps who reely no der kittehs! Iz gud. Vary gud.

  27. Melly2oo says:

    Ur flavr-is nutty

  28. meiztehlolcat says:

    Is that a snake!?


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