Meeting teh inventer of Lolcats
Not as cool as I espected
ICHC moderator kitteh iz so much kooler.
picture: www.flickr.com/photos/keldemean. lol caption: Andrew
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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kind of scary, akshully!
Y iz himz maakin mee sitz liek dis wif alla mai stuffz showin?
*berry embarrizin*
Oh, werz mai mannerz? CongaRatz Minnaloushe on ur nawt secund!!1!
*N ai agreez wif U dat it iz kinna skeerie*
Wut wud U leik furr cellAbrashun? Hot bevRIJ ov ur choysz? Danz N singin?
Dis iz makin me thinks ob sum chicken quesadillas….
an the napolean dynamite dans…
MMM…ksadeeahz sounds yummee, ai’l git rite on dem.
Kin U shoo maee hao 2 do dat danz? Sownz xploosive
liek dis!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIf8y0h3lH0
(taeks a minut to get to rel dans part)
Luked EZ at 1st, butt ai finkx ai fruu mai bak owt tryin 2 keep up wif him
butt it wuz fun tryin. Nau bak 2 makin da kaasedeeahz…wantz salsa wif dat? N sum sower kreem?
whar diz my comment go???
liek dis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIf8y0h3lH0
Minnaloushe, Minnaloushe, wanna doo teh fandango?
Oh, wait, that’s SCARAMOUCHE….
Oh, well. Can we do it anyway?
we can, we can…
thundaboltz & litening - verreh, verreh frightenin’!
maneefeekoooooooh…
ur eerwurms.
i jugglz dem.
ooooooo (duz teh mufassa shivurr)
I lubs teh thundaboltz an litneeng!
Butt I not sees much heer in Callyfornyuh. I misses teh Indeeanna storms….
Thundaboltz an litneeng — scareeee!!! DO NOT WANT
*runz to hied sumwerrz kwiet*
O wayt. I livez in Callyfornyuh too. Iz kwite grate, akchully.
Pleez! dis nawt be teh Inventor of Lolcats! Hims wuld nawt hold a kitteh dat wae.
let mee splain: teh kitteh in teh pishur is da creatr, not da hooman
k thx bai
is ceiling cat
da homan is stphn hawknig, ciling cat’s teknical advizor in da creahun of da universes
naow DAT splainz alot!
deh kitteh haz im in teh voise bawx to speeek tru im in deh puhblik!!!
teh kitteh iz ALWYZ teh bos.
dat r funnee!
Da inbentor ob LOLcats are bery bery cool. Da homin holdin him r kidda strange dou.
If he keeps holdin me liek tihs mush longer, he iz gonna get a taest of Teh Fiev Pointee Endses…
Taht’ll wiep teh smiel offa his faec…
yu culd converses wit me rather then yuselfs, yu know…
neber mind…. got meetin… gots twerk a whiel
wtf?1? cats nawt supoazd to werk!!1! yu has to maek ur hooman werks for u.
ummm… yez…yez… ob cours
I is a kitteh, trooly, i meants to sai - my hooman has meetin, cannot type fur me nao..
Sry minna. It wuz sorta a two-part commint. Nuthin persunel. Haz “fun” at werks…
not takin perzonal - jus makin jokes…
Dat musht inclood teh croshay claw to!
” next on EXTREME MAKEOVER, fluffy performs plastic surgery on the inventor of lolcats. with her claws. “
I jus has to sai - teh moar I luk at dis, teh more hard i laffs…
poor kittehs face - is so disillusioned….
ha ha uglee hooman ftw!
Careful.
U juss NOE sumbodee gonna show up an say dat’s GEORGE, and dat he has a horribull inoperubbull brain tumur, has gibben all him life savings too orfuns, saved countless kittehs frum fires wen hee wurked as a volunteer fireman, an is loved all obbur teh wurld.
Den we all feel lower dan worm dung and tink hee bee byooteefull.
/acshullee, diddunt him mommeh teach him too come an trim him hair befoar taking a picture?
Ai wuz minded ob a storee ai heerd wen ai wuz a kitten—teh wun abaot teh liddle gurl hooz mama had teh skarreded handsez. Liddle gurl askt wun dai “Mama, wut happened to ur handzez?” Teh mama sez, “Wen u wuz a baybee, der wuz a fier, and Ai wuz teh onlee wun cloes enuf to reskew u. Ai pickeded u up frum ur crib an ranned owtsied.” Teh liddle gurl fot her Mama’s hand teh moas beewtiful handzez in teh wurld after dat….
Niec storee! Mah mummah haz teh fingurs sorta liek claws frum teh arthuritis. Her eys is gettin dim frum teh makyular dejenerayshun. I givs her beautimus flowrs to plant an luk at ebbery spring. Those hands an those eys wuz lukkin owt fur liddel meh; they is teh beyootiful. Sumteims whut is beyootiful is whut is nawt vissible to teh ey but to teh hart. Fangs fur teh pritteh storee!
den she mah mummah in law by dopshun, cuz itteh bitteh bee owr dopted
girl, rite, gremlin-dats-relly-annudur-mommeh?
So den I can doo dis:
*gibs gremlin’s mummah a gentull littul kiss on hur bootifull mommeh fingurs
and on her bootifull mommeh closed eyelids. An a xtra smoo on her cheek*
/duz it agin, fur itteh, too, cuz i noes her wud wunt too, 2!
Yay! Fangs fur teh kisses fur mah mummeh. Fangs fur teh kisses frum Itteh; I misses her on ICHC!
*joyns paws an harts wit kafleen an sings*
We ar familee! I got awl mah ICHC’ers wit meh!
Nao iz all mysteee…..u sed a moufful, Grem.
Done worrie he just luks weird, he is not so bad akshully
He is mah brudder frum anoddur mudder and he is speshul.
I tink dis be true. Look carefully at kitteh face. Look carefully at hooman. I tink kitteh has defiant look. Dares anybody to say anything about his hooman friend. Hooman may indeed be “special”, but elebenty pointy endz for anybody who tries to come between dem.
kitteh luk lyke he be sayin,
” yeh, dis be uh goofee hooman, but he be my goofee hooman”
Lub me, lub mai hoomin!
Dis hoomin as speshul as any hoomin but der are no bein needs for him to look dis mush like a dork. All him needz are a desne..desce…gud haricut, new glasses a shirt dat fits anna happier smile. Den him luk as gud as anybuddy. As gud as me at my best anaiwai.
Ai tink he bee’s Aspie. Like me.
An teh kitteh too, but awl teh kittehs are a bit Aspie ennyway!
Dat was pyurlee coincidents. See my poast abuv.
Man, dats gwose!
kitteh not liek teh 15min ob faim.
ok now -
been there
done that
where mai ichc t-shirt?
YEAH!!
ICHC, ware is MAH shirt!?
U big teezurs!!! U sayyyyyyy u has new shirts! Den I runs as fass as mah littul hoofs can take me and it ses sold out ub 3x, juss like alwus!
*hoofs on hips*
AND, wutts dis bidness ub a size 12 being a 2x? I has worn 2x and 3x moast
ub
mah adult life and dat is about size 22 and 24, gib or take dependin on makur.
SIZE 12?
Enny uddur big butts like mee gots teh major PLEH frum dis sichiachun???
*
I wunts mah ICHC shurt!!!
All silly fussing aside, Cheeseburger Owners, could we be having bumper stickers? I desperately want one on my car to show the world my favorite site.
Ai no has teh big butt (heredity, frum Daddy’s sied, wut can u doo?), but ai kno mai mama is on teh generous sied (an not tall) an itz tuff 4 her 2 fine desent cloes. Ai simpufiez!
Lub transembs awl. And hoomens hab de beggist arts of awl.
Kitteh discobbers himz hero haz feets uv clay.
Wuz nawt so grayt ackshuly.
A ha ha ha. Hot Beans in Love.
Kitteh: “help me!”
Kitteh: “Call Police!”
Cuz,
dis meen man, he feeds me bofe gooshee fuds and dry foods (puh! ses dats furr mah teef! jurk!) insted ub teh steaks an cabiar and lasanyuh I axs fur
so politely.
He puts a mean ol collar on me, as if I wud try too getz out! Hmph!
He takes me too dat torchur chambur regularlee wiff teh funneh smells an teh lady in teh white funneh coat hoo tuches mee….*paw on hed* Oh, teh humiliashun!
An dat stoopee goggee snickurs wen hee sees mee return!
Hee duzzunt let me hab no chicken bones!
Woan leeb teh dryer an washer doors opun furr me too play in!
Wenn I sat in teh syrup plate, him warshed mee off! Wiff sum ole pleh stuff frum dat torchur chambur lady!
Muss I go on?
Cleerlee, I am in hell! I musst esscape owt into the fun, exiting wurld! Woan u help me, kind cheezfrends?
Uh - yah, rite, kitteh. Dis is cawled “lukkin foar a bettur offer.” Gud luk, kitteh! Yu seems to haz it pritteh gud rite whar yoo ar!
Kleerlee, kitteh, u doan kno wen u has it gud! U CUD bee out inna wied, scairy wurld, U kno! Bee fankful ur hoomin lubs u liek he doo. Cud allwais bee soooo mush wers.
Kitteh finks trip to Sears Portrait Studio almos werse tahn trip to vet
Kitteh nawt shur witch is worser at dis pt.
Bright lights, Bright lights!!!!
Thanx Pwned! Your comment made me laugh hysterically….Sears Portrait Studio, place of childhood traumas!