Meeting teh inventer of Lolcats
Not as cool as I espected
ICHC moderator kitteh iz so much kooler.
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kind of scary, akshully!
Y iz himz maakin mee sitz liek dis wif alla mai stuffz showin?
*berry embarrizin*
Oh, werz mai mannerz? CongaRatz Minnaloushe on ur nawt secund!!1!
*N ai agreez wif U dat it iz kinna skeerie*
Wut wud U leik furr cellAbrashun? Hot bevRIJ ov ur choysz? Danz N singin?
Dis iz makin me thinks ob sum chicken quesadillas….
an the napolean dynamite dans…
MMM…ksadeeahz sounds yummee, ai’l git rite on dem.
Kin U shoo maee hao 2 do dat danz? Sownz xploosive
liek dis!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIf8y0h3lH0
(taeks a minut to get to rel dans part)
Luked EZ at 1st, butt ai finkx ai fruu mai bak owt tryin 2 keep up wif him
butt it wuz fun tryin. Nau bak 2 makin da kaasedeeahz…wantz salsa wif dat? N sum sower kreem?
whar diz my comment go???
liek dis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIf8y0h3lH0
Minnaloushe, Minnaloushe, wanna doo teh fandango?
Oh, wait, that’s SCARAMOUCHE….
Oh, well. Can we do it anyway?
we can, we can…
thundaboltz & litening – verreh, verreh frightenin’!
maneefeekoooooooh…
ur eerwurms.
i jugglz dem.
ooooooo (duz teh mufassa shivurr)
I lubs teh thundaboltz an litneeng!
Butt I not sees much heer in Callyfornyuh. I misses teh Indeeanna storms….
Thundaboltz an litneeng — scareeee!!! DO NOT WANT
*runz to hied sumwerrz kwiet*
O wayt. I livez in Callyfornyuh too. Iz kwite grate, akchully.
Pleez! dis nawt be teh Inventor of Lolcats! Hims wuld nawt hold a kitteh dat wae.
let mee splain: teh kitteh in teh pishur is da creatr, not da hooman
k thx bai
is ceiling cat
da homan is stphn hawknig, ciling cat’s teknical advizor in da creahun of da universes
naow DAT splainz alot!
deh kitteh haz im in teh voise bawx to speeek tru im in deh puhblik!!!
teh kitteh iz ALWYZ teh bos.
dat r funnee!
Da inbentor ob LOLcats are bery bery cool. Da homin holdin him r kidda strange dou.
If he keeps holdin me liek tihs mush longer, he iz gonna get a taest of Teh Fiev Pointee Endses…
Taht’ll wiep teh smiel offa his faec…
yu culd converses wit me rather then yuselfs, yu know…
neber mind…. got meetin… gots twerk a whiel
wtf?1? cats nawt supoazd to werk!!1! yu has to maek ur hooman werks for u.
ummm… yez…yez… ob cours
I is a kitteh, trooly, i meants to sai – my hooman has meetin, cannot type fur me nao..
Sry minna. It wuz sorta a two-part commint. Nuthin persunel. Haz “fun” at werks…
not takin perzonal – jus makin jokes…
Dat musht inclood teh croshay claw to!
” next on EXTREME MAKEOVER, fluffy performs plastic surgery on the inventor of lolcats. with her claws. “
I jus has to sai – teh moar I luk at dis, teh more hard i laffs…
poor kittehs face – is so disillusioned….
ha ha uglee hooman ftw!
Careful.
U juss NOE sumbodee gonna show up an say dat’s GEORGE, and dat he has a horribull inoperubbull brain tumur, has gibben all him life savings too orfuns, saved countless kittehs frum fires wen hee wurked as a volunteer fireman, an is loved all obbur teh wurld.
Den we all feel lower dan worm dung and tink hee bee byooteefull.
/acshullee, diddunt him mommeh teach him too come an trim him hair befoar taking a picture?
Ai wuz minded ob a storee ai heerd wen ai wuz a kitten—teh wun abaot teh liddle gurl hooz mama had teh skarreded handsez. Liddle gurl askt wun dai “Mama, wut happened to ur handzez?” Teh mama sez, “Wen u wuz a baybee, der wuz a fier, and Ai wuz teh onlee wun cloes enuf to reskew u. Ai pickeded u up frum ur crib an ranned owtsied.” Teh liddle gurl fot her Mama’s hand teh moas beewtiful handzez in teh wurld after dat….
Niec storee! Mah mummah haz teh fingurs sorta liek claws frum teh arthuritis. Her eys is gettin dim frum teh makyular dejenerayshun. I givs her beautimus flowrs to plant an luk at ebbery spring. Those hands an those eys wuz lukkin owt fur liddel meh; they is teh beyootiful. Sumteims whut is beyootiful is whut is nawt vissible to teh ey but to teh hart. Fangs fur teh pritteh storee!
den she mah mummah in law by dopshun, cuz itteh bitteh bee owr dopted
girl, rite, gremlin-dats-relly-annudur-mommeh?
So den I can doo dis:
*gibs gremlin’s mummah a gentull littul kiss on hur bootifull mommeh fingurs
and on her bootifull mommeh closed eyelids. An a xtra smoo on her cheek*
/duz it agin, fur itteh, too, cuz i noes her wud wunt too, 2!
Yay! Fangs fur teh kisses fur mah mummeh. Fangs fur teh kisses frum Itteh; I misses her on ICHC!
*joyns paws an harts wit kafleen an sings*
We ar familee! I got awl mah ICHC’ers wit meh!
Nao iz all mysteee…..u sed a moufful, Grem.
Done worrie he just luks weird, he is not so bad akshully
He is mah brudder frum anoddur mudder and he is speshul.
I tink dis be true. Look carefully at kitteh face. Look carefully at hooman. I tink kitteh has defiant look. Dares anybody to say anything about his hooman friend. Hooman may indeed be “special”, but elebenty pointy endz for anybody who tries to come between dem.
kitteh luk lyke he be sayin,
” yeh, dis be uh goofee hooman, but he be my goofee hooman”
Lub me, lub mai hoomin!
Dis hoomin as speshul as any hoomin but der are no bein needs for him to look dis mush like a dork. All him needz are a desne..desce…gud haricut, new glasses a shirt dat fits anna happier smile. Den him luk as gud as anybuddy. As gud as me at my best anaiwai.
Ai tink he bee’s Aspie. Like me.
An teh kitteh too, but awl teh kittehs are a bit Aspie ennyway!
Dat was pyurlee coincidents. See my poast abuv.
Man, dats gwose!
kitteh not liek teh 15min ob faim.
ok now -
been there
done that
where mai ichc t-shirt?
YEAH!!
ICHC, ware is MAH shirt!?
U big teezurs!!! U sayyyyyyy u has new shirts! Den I runs as fass as mah littul hoofs can take me and it ses sold out ub 3x, juss like alwus!
*hoofs on hips*
AND, wutts dis bidness ub a size 12 being a 2x? I has worn 2x and 3x moast
ub
mah adult life and dat is about size 22 and 24, gib or take dependin on makur.
SIZE 12?
Enny uddur big butts like mee gots teh major PLEH frum dis sichiachun???
*
I wunts mah ICHC shurt!!!
All silly fussing aside, Cheeseburger Owners, could we be having bumper stickers? I desperately want one on my car to show the world my favorite site.
Ai no has teh big butt (heredity, frum Daddy’s sied, wut can u doo?), but ai kno mai mama is on teh generous sied (an not tall) an itz tuff 4 her 2 fine desent cloes. Ai simpufiez!
Lub transembs awl. And hoomens hab de beggist arts of awl.
Kitteh discobbers himz hero haz feets uv clay.
Wuz nawt so grayt ackshuly.
A ha ha ha. Hot Beans in Love.
Kitteh: “help me!”
Kitteh: “Call Police!”
Cuz,
dis meen man, he feeds me bofe gooshee fuds and dry foods (puh! ses dats furr mah teef! jurk!) insted ub teh steaks an cabiar and lasanyuh I axs fur
so politely.
He puts a mean ol collar on me, as if I wud try too getz out! Hmph!
He takes me too dat torchur chambur regularlee wiff teh funneh smells an teh lady in teh white funneh coat hoo tuches mee….*paw on hed* Oh, teh humiliashun!
An dat stoopee goggee snickurs wen hee sees mee return!
Hee duzzunt let me hab no chicken bones!
Woan leeb teh dryer an washer doors opun furr me too play in!
Wenn I sat in teh syrup plate, him warshed mee off! Wiff sum ole pleh stuff frum dat torchur chambur lady!
Muss I go on?
Cleerlee, I am in hell! I musst esscape owt into the fun, exiting wurld! Woan u help me, kind cheezfrends?
Uh – yah, rite, kitteh. Dis is cawled “lukkin foar a bettur offer.” Gud luk, kitteh! Yu seems to haz it pritteh gud rite whar yoo ar!
Kleerlee, kitteh, u doan kno wen u has it gud! U CUD bee out inna wied, scairy wurld, U kno! Bee fankful ur hoomin lubs u liek he doo. Cud allwais bee soooo mush wers.
Kitteh finks trip to Sears Portrait Studio almos werse tahn trip to vet
Kitteh nawt shur witch is worser at dis pt.
Bright lights, Bright lights!!!!
Thanx Pwned! Your comment made me laugh hysterically….Sears Portrait Studio, place of childhood traumas!
Akshully, dis reeks ob da Olan Mills. Mush Worse dan da Sears Portrait Studio!
dat is normawy da wai it goz
o hai ebrybody sawry i layt
too mutch catnip las nite
Happy Caturday!!1!
UUmmm…itz 2z dai
ok. goeng bak to slepe. waik mee up caturday plz.
snurt
wutt kinda catnip IZ dat?
meowie wowie?
duz enneebuddee else jus feel sadd fer teh okwerd hyoomin? ai wants tu gib him a hugg an say “yoo shud rillee fink abowt puttin teh kitteh doawn befoar hii keels yoo.”
Ai am sorree but ai’z laffin sew hard at tihs that mai cow-erkers asked whut wuz sew funnee! Uhhh…nuthin…
OMG! Mee too!
Kitteh shoz off his geekpet. Pet needz trayning, tho.
Sumbuddy call the seventiez! They shud be missing a pickshur.
Has I been banned from icanhascheezburger? Plz let me knows, as my comments are not appearing?
This is happening randomly. Email the cheez and he’ll fix it.
i doan akshuly fink its randum, Pity…
(to elabberaet, teh WurdPrez anty-spam filtar iz kinda finniky)
wel it prity much luks liek ur not bannd… at leest, not wen u leev owt dat redundimant URL frum teh botum ov all ur coments…
ah, i see now.
but what about you and stend?
Pitty! Stop spreading roomers about Teho and Stend! They is just good frens.
jinx
DATS JUS A ROOMR!! NUFING MOAR!
ascii stoopy kweschun, get a stoopy ansi
Yoo had wun uv teh hardist parts, Pitty – teh role uv teh strayt man.
Yoo set sumwun elz up fur teh funneh respawns – gud jawb!
We givs yoo kredit fur an assist!
IRONY
we has it
hay thx foar teh lessin gremlin
wannasmile, if u putt a link in your comment, word press will often pondur it furr a wile and hold off on printing it.
Srsly, iff ichc ebbur banned ennyboddee, (which I has nebbur herd ub) I am betting dey hab enuff class too at least email dem and tell dem wutts wutt.
uh, gee, like it ponndurred mine and spit it out way later than the others and
made me look all redundicall and stoopee.
*hoof shake*
How do you tell an extrovert geek from an invtrovert? And extrovert geek will look at your shoes when he talks to you.
OMG dats me. XD
Dis guy is probly millyunaire an the inventur of teh Nigerian munny emails. But ChB wood not hold kitteh thus. Also ChB livs in Haowaii, so wud be wearin pritty shurt for pikshur.
ya, he evun LUKS Nijeeryun.
(…tho not Nigerian, rilly)
Teh emfasis being on “jeer” I presoom?
I Noes Dis Guy!! Axually I noes seberal ob disguise. I werked wit dem at Big Blew years ago (in a galaxy far way) wenst I was der ubergeek and techno whiz and compooters were water cooled, had raised floors, und der dood wut controled der DASD was AWL POWERFUL! The nebberending stuggle was between VM und TSO and the lucky ones had the monchrome terminals, I hadda punch cards for my programs. We wooda said dat dis fellah hads ‘an X in Column 80′. Close my coffin again, I seepy, KaiThxBye.
Gud to c nother nandertall rnd here!
Ai new a gui called Neanderthal wuns—he had lotsa hares an sang bais in teh Moorpark Comm Coll kwire. Himz reel naim wuz Jack, tho, an hee called mee Shorty. 4 ovbious reezinz.
O! Well, in DAT case…
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srry. I has found a new toy.
Youse muh ebeyting Kafleen – from 00 to F9
ennehway, I wuz askin bowt ur name…i wuz intreeged by it.
ai nebber gawt paast deh $job card
dat sukkr wuz hahuntd mmm aun mmm hauhntd fuhll ob goh.stss
mmm
haettedd mi maiself it did nawt want
fmmkng pyootr
“Somebody comb over and remove me from this human!.. Oops, did I say “comb over”?… Somebody save me!”
Srsly, Ai wuz reedin roun teh intertoob too luk up stuff, adn it lysted
Eric Nakagawa az teh oreyidgeinal creeater, adn Russhyn Bloo lukin cat naymed Frank az teh rlly furst (nawt sekond) LOL cat.
Sadlee, seames liek Frank wents oaver teh bridge ayt teh eynd of 2007. Wut a shayme; hims be soe kyoot awn teh LOLCat logo.
Ennywayes, wunner iyf dis be a pikchure ov teh akshual creeater, kitteh ore hyoomin, maikes noe nebbermynd. Duz enny ov teh Cheezfrends knoes ennyfing
bout dis???
Dat iz such a natchural poze for a kitteh!
Also, iz it jus mi, or dus kitteh luk lyk he’z bein strangulmadaded?
Poor Kitteh! Ai wanna reskew him!
Mah Yogeh kitteh would have haded his pointeh endz out if Iz held him like this
dood is doing, this beez a bery paeshunt kitteh.
dis bee an extreemelle BORED kitteh. Jusst resigned an sittin dere like, wutteva.
Bil Gatez, u r not.
kyewt wiff Kwiss!!
Ohai, ICHC cre8or! plz keep dis siet going. iz wudurfulllllll!!!1!11!!!!
cree8tr cat ai baoz wif catitude foar teh cree8tn ob diss playss ob lolcats
teh staill ob sittin ai noze it teh cree8r not want pitchur not want bait not bait not want pitchur iz cahn.flik.t
iz hah.r.d tu put tu geffr sum wurdz sum wurdz ai sahundz em an den ai cahnex em wif deh dawts.
k.tnx.bai
This one is of questionable taste…
…poynt in its favur
Dis kapshun seemz 2 B implying that nerds aren’t kool… but dat kan’t be true… (lower lip kwivers)… Kan it?
(sniffles into lavendar sented hanki)
Alsew, geek dood needs to loosen up chokehold on kitteh, hoo duz NOT look happi.
Aw, Tessie. Nerds *kan* be kool too! Don kry!
Fanku, gremlin. Ai needed 2 heer that. Makes me think of wen Milhouse sed, “My mom thinks I’m cool”.
PS. I sekretly B-leeve dat nerds, geeks, an dorks are kool.
O_O
’tis sum1 i wud not enjoi settin ohn.
Awww I think this photo is sweet. He loves his kitty.
soooo…me an my frenz we wuz chillen on teh cornur wishin we had enuf muneez for sum big-gulps, wen dis lenky hooman came up uop 2 us an he wuz lik “hoo wans to make ten bucks?” me, i thot, i would be the he-ro, soz i sed “sur dood i wilz do it”….. i had NO idea i wud haf to do dis!!!
sriously tho…i agree with Saz. this looks sweet. my heart goes out to his guy. anyone who loves their kitty this much is ok with me.
I think this picture is adorable!!! He looks so happy with his kitty! I want to give them both a hug! I agree with turbokitteh, anyone who loves kitties gets an A+ in my book.
Minger meetz lolcat!
Teh poor kitteh, livin wit such a nerdy boy. But, alas, geeks gave us technolgies on teh silver platter *sigh*
teh nerd, he iz scawee!!!
yah,
he cwazie wookin’
nightmawez!
wat dah?
I love your site. I enjoy it for many hours every week with my daughter. I was glad to put a face to the creator of the site. I was just wondering why you think cats would talk in that unusual way. Also, you’re going to get a lot of feedback from your very nice picture holding your own cat. I can see that you and your cat have a very good relationship; others may not. Keep the photos coming please.
I want you.
=D omg! thats amazing!