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kitteh finally haz reel corm now.
picture: Zeek. lol caption: Nokkie
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Nom Nom Nom Nom Turn Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Turn Nom
kitteh finally haz reel corm now.
picture: Zeek. lol caption: Nokkie
Liddle moar budder plz.
here ya goez *passes the reel buttah to Tidmum*
Cormgradulashuns awn furvest frum lastest!
Yayyyyy fur us-We haz a 4 wai Ty!!!
How kin we sillybrayte dis ? Ai r sew eggsited ai fell onna floor
*reel budder am teh bestest on corm onna cob* *likkin teh lips an paws*
wood you like turn, turn , turn ref by Ambercat?
judy collinz (lasstime we hadz teh Byrds)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DejUPN4SksU
Brillyant MaryO’
Yew awlwayz duz teh gud linkees.
mmmm – yur reel budder maeks me fink ov summur, Tidmum!! Warm, sun, a fresh corm rite outta teh garden! Wehn ai wuz a kidlet, wii hadz a garden, an mom wuld send me owt to pik teh corn just befor dinner.
Mai mouf waterz to fink of it.
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Hoepfully yu fallink onna flore wuzn’t cuz yoo steppid in sum budder!
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I fink wii sillybrates wif a bbq!
Oh yes, does we need a list for the bbq???
Ai can start, but its kinda embarrussing, the beginningz is so eezy:
Ants (whethur we wantz them or nawt)
BBQ
Corn on teh cob
Delishus, nootrishus big rownd tomaytoes
Eggstra halpings uv desserts (all kinds)
Fancee cayks wit lots uv icingz!
gremlin & otter fun frenz!
hamburgers
ice tea
j…
Joosee stake
King syze Burgerz
Lemmonayde
psst – jump down – list continyoos below Tidmum
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Diddnt refresh befoar commentin.
Ai r sillee.
Green sallid
Ham
Iycekreemz- awl flavurz
Mangoes
Niec beeg waturmellun
Orinjes an lemmons in homemayd sangria
Pyenapple-fresh chunx
Qwezadillas
Raw unyins
piemeiento cheez on sellery
quaker oatmeal chawklit bars
root beerz
Shugger snap peaz
Tomaydoe ketchup
Umbrellies fur teh Sangria
oops, Tidmun was not there when I posted. sorry
how about
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Violets for byootee
Wetnaps foar our paws
Xerses the Great, our favrite pershun king
(cuddn’t tell wether Tidmum meant tu go on wif teh list, apologies, if so, but…)
Strawberries dipped in choklits of milk, white, and dark
Treacle
Uglifruit…
vine ripened tomatoes, slyced
waddermelon
xtra larj debiled eggz
YNG handin rown teh Sangria
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz inna sunshyne after awl teh nommy fud.
haos abowt a litl catnip spreenkld on tawp uv all da tastey fudz?
*Summertyme *

*wen teh co-rm iz groin*
*Summerty-yme*
*Yello corm onna cob*………………
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Ai felled ober doin ‘Tern tern tern’
Ai wuz twistin an ternin lyke a twistee terny fing
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Renembers bowt fresh pikked veggebubblez bringz smylez tew mah fayce.
Nuttun bedder dan karrutz strayt frum teh grownd,oar fresh pikked peaz
an froots off teh treez. *sigh*
ooooooooh, warm vine ripend tomatoez just pikked in teh gardun!
Mai Daddeh groes teh bestest tomadoes.
Ai ‘Halp’ pikk dem awlla tyme
Teh goggiez halp dem selbs tew!
Wen we wur kidz, mai momcat wud make peetza from skritchskratch. Furst step: Go out in bakyard and pik tomatoes.
Wy yes, we wur spoyled, Y yu ask?
mai grandad kept teh soltpot in teh greenhaus, for teh tommytoes strate off teh vyn.
Oh an Fronchansawnders ref Tidmum?
O sry, I has noe buttur. We can finds substitute.
Celegraducormulashums! We does da corn dans?
Budder makes eberything better!
unless it’s bitter butter wich makes teh batter badder.
*it’s English too and its Country Life*
*You’ll never put a better bit of butter on your Knife*
*So have it on your toast in the morning*
Wuz teh jingle frum a budder advert yeerz ago-nebber haz a trooer werd
been spoken!!
iz yr compyuter cornecshun werkin bettah? oar duz we need to buttah it up?
Heeheehee-Punneeee
(skaree tho-ai a teknophobe)
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Akshully ai putted fyrefawkes awn tewdai.
Ai can haz Burgerz,no freezin,kwik refreshin an …Yayyyyyyy!!!
Hiphip hooray!! How’z du yu lyk teh fyrefawkz?
Sew far sew gud.
Still hab tew yoose assploder fer a cuppla fingz,But ICHC runz
elebenty tymez bedder nao. Yayyyy
Oh hai, tidmum!! I iz so happeetale 4 u 2 b conkering
Iz bery brave uv u to doing teh
yay tidmum
ur teknofobia.
download wifout a geek to helping u.
Yaay Tidmum!! Whoopie!!! Congratz!! I diddit too!!! Ihazza fyrefox
now also.
It needz sum get 10 yoosed 2, butt no freezin up and trakkin down teh
burgers NE mor.
Yay for iddd!!! firefawkes iz yore fren. It eben b habbing
deh addonz. Ad block plus will make teh adveritizingz
disappearing. Yay!! Adn it b habing a kitteh theme so
u can be seeing kittehs on deh menu bar.
Just b going to teh mozilla firefox site 2 b getting teh
addonz.
Gee fanks… I hazza feer of Fyrefox, sew I hazzint compleetlee
conbertid yet… One small step 4 mann… Still haz IE for sum stuffz.. and hazza feer of commitmint!
Wudda bin eezier 4 Wierd Pretzel 2 fix teh burgers 2 us!!
On ward and up ward N E wai….
MaryO – haz yoo bin reedin teh Dr. Seuss?
Sownds liek teh Tweedel Beetul Battel!
Onlee, wit butter insted!
http://blue.carisenda.com/archives/cat_dr_seuss.html
wen tweedul beetuls battl
wif dair paddlsz ina puddl
an de puddl’s inna bottl
an da bottl’s onna poodl
an de poodl’s eetin noodlz….
my fav is “on teh fifteent ob mae in the jungul ob noole in teh heet ob the dae in teh kool ob teh pool…”
myne iz, “Sum ob teh sneetchez hadz beeyz wid starz.
An teh ress ob teh sneetchez hadz nun upon tharz.”
Parka-ay!!
dis da cormiest fing i seen in a lawng tyme…
LOLZ ebberee tiem ai seez dis, ai sez 2 sef, “sef, wii needz a corm 2!” nom nom
nom wit teh reel buuterz ownlee!
To ebbery nom
ternternterntern
Tehre is a seesun
terneterneternetern
Teh salt an paffer
an teh mustard
unner Ceeling Cat!
Very cleaver, Ambercat!
Alsew parslee sage rosemaree an tyme?
Wut tyme izzit?
8 o clok.
see, i gots it wrote rite heer on dis peas o papah…
Howcum I neew yood nowe???
GMTA, mebee?
Niiice, Ill rite dat on dis piice ov paypah…
foar mai nex course – mowsies, plz
kthx
Ooh ooh-Ai kin halp yew der,Ferny dun leebed me a mice “gift” owsyde teh bak door. Eeeeeek!!!
aww, Ferny lubs yoo an wantz yoo to hab prezzies!
I hoeps yoo didn’t steps in it!
Henry, mai “kitteh who libs wif mai parents” used to leeve me gifties too – rite in front ov mai car. He wuld get so offendeded if he seed me trowing teh mousie into da woods.
She brung me wun awn Eester mornin tew.Unfortewnitlee,teh Boichik stepped awn eet!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Ohai Tidmum!
Guess the Eester ressur-eckshun didn’t extend to teh mowsie? Awww…
Ai noe. Teh sad -ai had it.
Boichik wuz deescustid,yet fiendishlee intreeged by teh insidez beein onna
owtsyde.
Tippikal Boi ai spoze.
insied owt mause sownds kinda pleh to me!
Yep.It wuz nawt sew grate akshully. *shudders*
Ai kinda preefer that tho, to teh onez mai kitteh would leeve… b/c she never, um, finished teh job. Teh half-ded prezzents are teh REEL pleh!!!
And that is why mai kittehs stai insied now!! I wuz tyred uf being teh execooshuner and mortishun for those kittehs! pleh pleh pleh
Ohhhh-Ai cudden doo teh execushuner bit.
Ai cawlled MrT.M hoam frum werk wun dai tew deel wib a Biig birdie
fern katched.
Teh kidz wuz skreemin,ai wuz cryin an retchin,Fern jess sat der
as if tew sai “whut.? Iz fur yew”
Teh Birdie wuz put inna boks wib a blankee,but it ‘went’
befoar Mr T.M got hoam. Himz wuz releeved he didnt
hab tew doo teh dredded deed.
mai momma ackshully came up with teh contrapshun to do teh deed.
put burdie in colander, den turn colander upsied down inna big bukkit (not bloo) of water and putta brik on top.
sad thing to haf to doo… but cannawt bare to see teh burdie suffer….
Yoor rite, Tidmum,
Riiminds meh of mai boi wen he wuz liddel. We wuz watchin frogs at the
pond heer. Teh widdle froats wuz poochin owt wen dey crowked, and he luks at me an sez, “Hey,mama.”
“Yes, mai liddel wunder boi??”, sez I.
“you gotza pin??”
EEEeerk!!
*onlee liddel bois fink dat wai.. Him wuz onlee 2 yeers..*
Growed awl up to be animal rescooer gai, doh!
he iz mitee hunter an wants to provide fur yoo.
An look – dis wun still has tree legses left – yoo can play wif it! Y yoo runnin awai?
Congrads, Tidmum- waht dance would you liek?
Mebbee sumfing kinda corny? Hee hee.
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Jess noebuddy step awn mai tootsies-Ai has a corm.
durn. I noo I wuz beein a copy cat.
Iz okay; liek my Mom always says, “Great minds think alike…and so do ours.”
win!
*sneekz up on Kafleen on sawfest kitten toes* BOO!
*donkee swings an turns* SQUIRT!
Ha! gotted u wiff teh skwirt gun!
Hoo Boi, Kafleen… Taht’s teh fastist kwikdraw I haz ebber seen!!
Haow verri clebber ov yoo to put teh creem innit 4 when yoo katsh
taht sawfttoed Rosie kitteh slippin up on peeps!!!!
Doan wurree Kafleen.-yew am nawt teh copy cat.
We hadz a G.M.T.A moment.
Ai wunnered wye mah eerz wuz tinglin!!
Hello ebreewun. jus wanted to say ai wud so luv to joyn teh fun an conversashun, but ai has to pak tel cloze n stuff fur teh trip to mai cuzin’s haus in Florida tomorrow.
Ai think ai’ll be able to play at leest urlee in teh morning – an ai’m sure ai’ll hav a gud ime – but ai will miss yoo awl sumthing fierce nebbertehless.
Ai’ll bee bak awn the 2nd ov April fur nermal play-tiem. *sniff* ai misses yoo awlreddie an ai’m nawt eben gone!
{{{Janet}}}
We will miss yew beree mush.
Hab a wunnerful trip tho,Florida will be gaynin a gud purrsun fer a liddle whyle.
Has a gud tiem, JCH4K!! ‘Members 2 puts in teh sunblock!…but maibee u doan burn teh wai ai dew. Anny-whoo–has 1 big ENjoi!
have teh gud time in floryda, JCHfloridaK. we will miss yew.
Janet!! Has tuns ub fun!! Hope u will habs pikshurs!
Haz yurselb a bery gud bisit mit teh VanderWhoSiWhatsIts relatibs!
If I mai aks fer a fabur? Bring sum warm an sun bak to Meeshigun? Plz? Purty Plz???
and yew started a tradishun- bring us bak a pome!
Ai will trai!
yay! mebee a pome bout an alligator…
Sew manii gators… Sew liddel tyme…
Al E., Fyumi, Litty, Mittii, Prop E., …………
I will gib u sumthin too hold u till she gits back:
Nebbur insult teh alligatur until u has crossed teh ribbur.
I just read that eating corms on the cobs helps keep kitteh’s teeth clean. True?
It doez nawt work for mai kitteh! She lurves corm on the cob. I LOL’d when I saw this pickshur! But Weezie has bad teefies.. corm do not halp.
hyoomins uzeta use corm cobbages foar 2 keep uvver fings clean…. letz jus’ sai it wer b4 toylet payper wuz commun an’ affrbda…begforbab… afurdabib…. cheap.
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I wood alzo sai ‘yikes!’2 taht!
Does kittehs reeelly eatz corms?
My Yogeh kitteh eatz non-fat yogurt but my kittehz has never
showned any interest in corms..
Mai Peaches(rip) lubbed teh chilli noodulz,mini cheddars, curree an Turkish delight chokklit!!
She did trai teh corm wunce,but it got stukked inna fangz.
we had a kitteh taht lykd teh Cherie Tryful – nawt teh creem; teh Cherie-soked spunj! And teh tommy toe soop. But nawt togebber; taht wud be sillee!
Heehee!!
Kittehz an goggiez noes whut dey lykes dunt tehy?
George (Rip) wun ob mai Daddehz Dalmayshunz,lurved Vodka an lyme.
Ribena wuz a deelite tew himz tew.
Pollyanna and Mungo, teh current Dalliez, pikk teh tomaydoez an teh ripe applez an pearz strayt frum teh branches!!-An Pollyanna am awlwayz steelin
Dad’s brekfuss.. often as it iz still cukkin inna pan!!
i useta has a kitteh wich wud dumpstah dive to get teh cobs outta da trash/compost/garbagecan ware evah to gnaw dem to smivereenz. beeeeg messes. finelee , we just gave in and left em on teh porch for her to demolekormulize.
Didz MAma of dis kitteh has “friendship” wid rccoon?
Raccoonzez always in corn patch, noes just exactly when bestest ripe, and
picks just day be4 hyumans. Little handses shucks corms bddereer dan me!
Joo needz teh gard goggie im teh gardin…. oar a .22.
Sum kittehs luvs teh corn. Mebbe teh corn, mebbe teh budder?
Mah kitteh luvved big fat mushrooms slyced an sawtayed in budder. When maykin teh fetoocheenee alfraydo or teh tawpings fur teh stayks, we wuld nom away on teh buddered mushrooms. Seekrudlee uv korse – maykin furtive but happeh fayces at eech uther in teh kitchen. . . .
an mah kittehs also lubs da raw shrimpz..
comez to git them when I ar peeling them.
Mai Sissys Kittehz can be herd awl ober town waylin an skreetchin
when she habs teh prawns oar chikkin inna howse!!
Scrumpy jumped inna frydge lass week tew get teh cukked chikkin owt!!
Jack steelz teh nommy fingz wen Sissy gotz her bak terned, an Seven
stiks teh pointee endz in til yew giv her sum!!
Maykes me hab a funnee ebree tyme!!
We used to has a kitteh hoo luvved teh green beenz. Dunno why.
Mai Luna kitteh (gawn 2 Ceeling Cat 4 foar yrs naow (snf…snfsnuk)) uzeter lyke t nom teh roested cheptsnutz. Butt ob coarse, taht wuz onlee at teh Yooletyde.
Mon Coeur Cat (RIP) uzed to nom corms, mellons, berryies, and peace. Him teaches mai clown-cat too nom corms an peace butt knot de fruts, butt she so mean she no teaches de nextest kettehs to nom peepel fuds. Nao de kurent crop ob hauskats only noms dere ownest fuds. Boring!
Corm Nommeeng Kitteh
habz obeedee~unt Hewminz.
Maykz lyfe eezee~ur
Corm iz deelishshuss
andz nootrisshus. Kitteh habz
2 wurkz hard 4 itz
Corm iz besstest
wiff rayr stayk andz baykedee
Nom Nom potato!
Jack.
Ooh, Jack. Hao yoo talks! I luvs teh sownd uv those wurds:
Rayr stayk, bayker tayters. Nom nom nom! Yum!
corny?
How about a Rum-tum-tum-ba?
How corny.
/runs
blast! beeted by tidmum!
Kafleen – I haz a feelink yoo ain’t seen nuttin yet!
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(eezee fer me to say – I’z gotta go tu mai church grup meeink nao. Be bak fer teh nex lolpic, most lieklee)
i did akshully Laugh Out Loud!
Kitteh can haz dentul flahs?
GAIA ONLINE HAS A NEW LOLCAT HAT. ^_^
it can be worn as the monorail cat halo, celing cat, or a cheezburger bun hat. ^_^
http://www.gaiaonline.com/marketplace/itemdetail/20323
Fingrs part of this meel tu, yes?
If I were to add muzik to this pic it wud be Leroy Anderson’s “The Typewriter.”
Remember?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00hpL3RgyV4&feature=related
Well naow, I haz had mai ICHC lessin 4 2dai!! I saw Jerry Lewis do tihs rooteen in Las Vegas a lawng tyme ago an figgerd it wus sumpfin he made up hizself..
I feelz smaretr awreddy!!!
dear miss mary O’
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great finds! Ai lubs the innernet!
O yes, Ai remembr. Mai Dad yusta play inna kommyoonitee orkestra. He playz drumz en al kindza udder perkushun instroomintz. Dat orkestra playd Teh Typewriter mennee tymez, en mai Dad wuz teh star! He wud opin up a kays wif teh old-fashund typewriter innit, den tayk owt a bel (lyke u see onna kownter inna stor, dat u hits ontop) en put it nexto teh typewriter on teh stand, den tayk owt a green vyzer lyke noozpaypr doodz wayr in old mooveez en put dat on hiz hed, den tayk owt sum haf-moon spektaklez en put dem on, ryte on teh end uv hiz noze, den sit down at teh typewriter en krak hiz nukklez, den look at teh kondukter lyke ‘wel, wut u waytin for?’ Teh hol tyme, teh kondukter (mai godfadder, akshullee) wud be tryin so hard not to laff, en wen Dad lookt up at him lyke ‘wel, lets go’ he wud loozit cumpleetly en hafta go wype hiz eyz bfor dey cud start playin teh myoozik.
Den wen Ai wuz 16 en mai sistr wuz 13, we wuz in teh saym ballay klass (teh onlee tyme in owr hol lyfes dat we had a danse klass 2gedder), en owr performinse peese wuz Teh Typewriter! Owr kostoomz wer verree nyce dat yeer–simpl blak dressez wif a off-teh-sholder neklyne en a hankerchif skirt. Lotsa memreez–fankyoo fr menshunin dis sawng, goldie!
I thinked I wuz onliest purrson old enuff to remember teh manual tiperiter. In dat kase, kitteh eets corm like so:
nom nom nom nom nom ding! nom nom nom nom nom ding! nom nom nom nom nom ding! nom nom…
Der b lotz uv us old fo geese heer, tessie. I so old I eben rememberz deh fone on deh wall wif teh crank and 1 part dat u held up 2 yore eer, and ozzer part taht u tawkt in2 staid on deh wooden box on deh wall.
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Adn b4 u saeing it; yes, I b older tahn durt.
Naah, ure nawt older dan durt. I lerned on mai mama’s 1950-sumfin Smiff-Korona! So ai still hit teh keys tew hard—ewe shud heer her, da liddle pyooter-litrat darlin. “Wye U hit doze kees sew hard?” “Coz i been playin teh Rocky-Mananoff. Hesh yurself!”
I lurneded teh tieping on ye olde Underwood. needed sledgehammer
2 b pushing deh keyzez doan.
Cweenmj, is you a country gal? I fink uv doze kindz of fones for peeps hoo grew up on a farm, cuz they had a fone like that on “Lassie”.
[Hello? Operata? Oh, hello, Mert. Ya, Timmy'z down da well again]
The fone we hadded wuz wun uv doze ten-ton dial fones made out uv Baekelite (??) that sat on da kitchen counta. That wuz in teh dayz wen the fone company hadda fix the fone 4 free if it borked, so they maked them practikally indestruktibibble. But I do remember pickin up da fone wen I wuz a kid and heerin other peeps talkin on da party line.
How u gessing dat? u must b being deh sykik.
:lol;
We hadding deh partee lionz, and deh out houses and deh
wun ruum skool haus. Missus Gilbert wud b habbing deh
fitz ifn she b seeing how i riting noaw.
Did I menshun wii wokked baerfeeted ten mielz uphill
each way 2 skool?
/old fart mode on/
Yu hadded skool? We no skool and no fud to eat, only rocks, and our undieware waz made outta barbwire and we hadda walk barefeet every day to get our beeting, and we wuz glad to get dem, an du yu no Y? Becuz we apresheated things! Not like kidz 2day with their intertoobs and their hula hoops, dagnabbit!
\old fart mode off\
*snerk*
ai haz a korm! ai haz latsa kormz!!!1! LOL!!!11!!!
psst…no 1….i tink wee are alone heer butt mebbee u will still cum back too look…
I noes u and I shares sum similar views bout a sertun ‘Subject’…u mite like my new blog. Won’t u click on mah name and check it owt? It’s purpuss is too spred
warm fuzzies!!!
Ebbree bodee else, move along…nuffin too see heer!
I read taht sum breeds of kittehs are sposed to have a cobby body…
Purrsians, Exotiks, Manx, Hymmilaiians, Burmees, Cymrik, LaPerm, British Shorthare, British Bleu, Tsjechian Curly Cat, Honeybears, and Moggies.
Wai duz teh Lolpetz luvs teh corm soe muches?
Wun dai owr awld lellow Lolbradore swaullowed haf ov a cawb of corm.
We wuz awl whyggyng owt, runnin aroun, adn sez, “OMG!, hims eated iyt; naow wut weez gonna duu?”
Wel, goggie haz noes simmtuums fur thuree daes. Jes sum funnee, wooshy, gurglee souns iyn hims stomak.
Den Eureeeka! Bingoes! Corm showes up lieying in teh bak yawrd gess wher?
Yoo ken bett yur bootees taht, ebber synce den, weez be veree, veree cairefull hims duz nawt swaullow enny moar cormcawbs. PLEH!!!!
lol-est of lolcats