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kitteh finally haz reel corm now.
picture: Zeek. lol caption: Nokkie
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Liddle moar budder plz.
here ya goez *passes the reel buttah to Tidmum*
Cormgradulashuns awn furvest frum lastest!
Yayyyyy fur us-We haz a 4 wai Ty!!!
How kin we sillybrayte dis ? Ai r sew eggsited ai fell onna floor
*reel budder am teh bestest on corm onna cob* *likkin teh lips an paws*
wood you like turn, turn , turn ref by Ambercat?
judy collinz (lasstime we hadz teh Byrds)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DejUPN4SksU
Brillyant MaryO’
Yew awlwayz duz teh gud linkees.
mmmm - yur reel budder maeks me fink ov summur, Tidmum!! Warm, sun, a fresh corm rite outta teh garden! Wehn ai wuz a kidlet, wii hadz a garden, an mom wuld send me owt to pik teh corn just befor dinner.
Mai mouf waterz to fink of it.
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Hoepfully yu fallink onna flore wuzn’t cuz yoo steppid in sum budder!
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I fink wii sillybrates wif a bbq!
Oh yes, does we need a list for the bbq???
Ai can start, but its kinda embarrussing, the beginningz is so eezy:
Ants (whethur we wantz them or nawt)
BBQ
Corn on teh cob
Delishus, nootrishus big rownd tomaytoes
Eggstra halpings uv desserts (all kinds)
Fancee cayks wit lots uv icingz!
gremlin & otter fun frenz!
hamburgers
ice tea
j…
Joosee stake
King syze Burgerz
Lemmonayde
psst - jump down - list continyoos below Tidmum
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Diddnt refresh befoar commentin.
Ai r sillee.
Green sallid
Ham
Iycekreemz- awl flavurz
Mangoes
Niec beeg waturmellun
Orinjes an lemmons in homemayd sangria
Pyenapple-fresh chunx
Qwezadillas
Raw unyins
piemeiento cheez on sellery
quaker oatmeal chawklit bars
root beerz
Shugger snap peaz
Tomaydoe ketchup
Umbrellies fur teh Sangria
oops, Tidmun was not there when I posted. sorry
how about
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Violets for byootee
Wetnaps foar our paws
Xerses the Great, our favrite pershun king
(cuddn’t tell wether Tidmum meant tu go on wif teh list, apologies, if so, but…
Strawberries dipped in choklits of milk, white, and dark
Treacle
Uglifruit…
vine ripened tomatoes, slyced
waddermelon
xtra larj debiled eggz
YNG handin rown teh Sangria
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz inna sunshyne after awl teh nommy fud.
haos abowt a litl catnip spreenkld on tawp uv all da tastey fudz?
*Summertyme *
*wen teh co-rm iz groin*
*Summerty-yme*
*Yello corm onna cob*………………
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Ai felled ober doin ‘Tern tern tern’
Ai wuz twistin an ternin lyke a twistee terny fing
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Renembers bowt fresh pikked veggebubblez bringz smylez tew mah fayce.
Nuttun bedder dan karrutz strayt frum teh grownd,oar fresh pikked peaz
an froots off teh treez. *sigh*
ooooooooh, warm vine ripend tomatoez just pikked in teh gardun!
Mai Daddeh groes teh bestest tomadoes.
Ai ‘Halp’ pikk dem awlla tyme
Teh goggiez halp dem selbs tew!
Wen we wur kidz, mai momcat wud make peetza from skritchskratch. Furst step: Go out in bakyard and pik tomatoes.
Wy yes, we wur spoyled, Y yu ask?
mai grandad kept teh soltpot in teh greenhaus, for teh tommytoes strate off teh vyn.
Oh an Fronchansawnders ref Tidmum?
O sry, I has noe buttur. We can finds substitute.
Celegraducormulashums! We does da corn dans?
Budder makes eberything better!
unless it’s bitter butter wich makes teh batter badder.
*it’s English too and its Country Life*
*You’ll never put a better bit of butter on your Knife*
*So have it on your toast in the morning*
Wuz teh jingle frum a budder advert yeerz ago-nebber haz a trooer werd
been spoken!!
iz yr compyuter cornecshun werkin bettah? oar duz we need to buttah it up?
Heeheehee-Punneeee
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Akshully ai putted fyrefawkes awn tewdai. :grin:(skaree tho-ai a teknophobe)
Ai can haz Burgerz,no freezin,kwik refreshin an …Yayyyyyyy!!!
Hiphip hooray!! How’z du yu lyk teh fyrefawkz?
Sew far sew gud.
Still hab tew yoose assploder fer a cuppla fingz,But ICHC runz
elebenty tymez bedder nao. Yayyyy
Oh hai, tidmum!! I iz so happeetale 4 u 2 b conkering
Iz bery brave uv u to doing teh
yay tidmum 
ur teknofobia.
download wifout a geek to helping u.
Yaay Tidmum!! Whoopie!!! Congratz!! I diddit too!!! Ihazza fyrefox
now also.
It needz sum get 10 yoosed 2, butt no freezin up and trakkin down teh
burgers NE mor.
Yay for iddd!!! firefawkes iz yore fren. It eben b habbing
deh addonz. Ad block plus will make teh adveritizingz
disappearing. Yay!! Adn it b habing a kitteh theme so
u can be seeing kittehs on deh menu bar.
Just b going to teh mozilla firefox site 2 b getting teh
addonz.
Gee fanks… I hazza feer of Fyrefox, sew I hazzint compleetlee
conbertid yet… One small step 4 mann… Still haz IE for sum stuffz.. and hazza feer of commitmint!
Wudda bin eezier 4 Wierd Pretzel 2 fix teh burgers 2 us!!
On ward and up ward N E wai….
MaryO - haz yoo bin reedin teh Dr. Seuss?
Sownds liek teh Tweedel Beetul Battel!
Onlee, wit butter insted!
http://blue.carisenda.com/archives/cat_dr_seuss.html
wen tweedul beetuls battl
wif dair paddlsz ina puddl
an de puddl’s inna bottl
an da bottl’s onna poodl
an de poodl’s eetin noodlz….
my fav is “on teh fifteent ob mae in the jungul ob noole in teh heet ob the dae in teh kool ob teh pool…”
myne iz, “Sum ob teh sneetchez hadz beeyz wid starz.
An teh ress ob teh sneetchez hadz nun upon tharz.”
Parka-ay!!
dis da cormiest fing i seen in a lawng tyme…
LOLZ ebberee tiem ai seez dis, ai sez 2 sef, “sef, wii needz a corm 2!” nom nom
nom wit teh reel buuterz ownlee!
To ebbery nom
ternternterntern
Tehre is a seesun
terneterneternetern
Teh salt an paffer
an teh mustard
unner Ceeling Cat!
Very cleaver, Ambercat!
Alsew parslee sage rosemaree an tyme?
Wut tyme izzit?
8 o clok.
see, i gots it wrote rite heer on dis peas o papah…
Howcum I neew yood nowe???
GMTA, mebee?
Niiice, Ill rite dat on dis piice ov paypah…
foar mai nex course - mowsies, plz
kthx
Ooh ooh-Ai kin halp yew der,Ferny dun leebed me a mice “gift” owsyde teh bak door. Eeeeeek!!!
aww, Ferny lubs yoo an wantz yoo to hab prezzies!
I hoeps yoo didn’t steps in it!
Henry, mai “kitteh who libs wif mai parents” used to leeve me gifties too - rite in front ov mai car. He wuld get so offendeded if he seed me trowing teh mousie into da woods.
She brung me wun awn Eester mornin tew.Unfortewnitlee,teh Boichik stepped awn eet!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Ohai Tidmum!
Guess the Eester ressur-eckshun didn’t extend to teh mowsie? Awww…
Ai noe. Teh sad -ai had it.
Boichik wuz deescustid,yet fiendishlee intreeged by teh insidez beein onna
owtsyde.
Tippikal Boi ai spoze.
insied owt mause sownds kinda pleh to me!
Yep.It wuz nawt sew grate akshully. *shudders*