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kitteh finally haz reel corm now.

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This lolcat or funny picture was posted on Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 at 12:00 pm.

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  1. Tidmum says:
    March 25, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    Liddle moar budder plz.

    Reply
  2. mary O'Spockn says:
    March 25, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    dis da cormiest fing i seen in a lawng tyme…

    Reply
  3. Ambercat says:
    March 25, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    To ebbery nom
    ternternterntern
    Tehre is a seesun
    terneterneternetern

    Teh salt an paffer
    an teh mustard
    unner Ceeling Cat!

    Reply
  4. PwnedBy2Kittehs says:
    March 25, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    foar mai nex course – mowsies, plz

    kthx

    Reply
    • Tidmum says:
      March 25, 2008 at 12:13 pm

      Ooh ooh-Ai kin halp yew der,Ferny dun leebed me a mice “gift” owsyde teh bak door. Eeeeeek!!!

      Reply
      • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:
        March 25, 2008 at 12:19 pm

        aww, Ferny lubs yoo an wantz yoo to hab prezzies!

        I hoeps yoo didn’t steps in it!

        Henry, mai “kitteh who libs wif mai parents” used to leeve me gifties too – rite in front ov mai car. He wuld get so offendeded if he seed me trowing teh mousie into da woods.

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        • Tidmum says:
          March 25, 2008 at 12:21 pm

          :lol:
          She brung me wun awn Eester mornin tew.Unfortewnitlee,teh Boichik stepped awn eet!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

          Reply
          • leeza-b says:
            March 25, 2008 at 12:32 pm

            Ohai Tidmum!
            Guess the Eester ressur-eckshun didn’t extend to teh mowsie? Awww…

            Reply
            • Tidmum says:
              March 25, 2008 at 12:38 pm

              Ai noe. Teh sad -ai had it.
              Boichik wuz deescustid,yet fiendishlee intreeged by teh insidez beein onna
              owtsyde. :shock:
              Tippikal Boi ai spoze.

              Reply
              • leeza-b says:
                March 25, 2008 at 12:51 pm

                insied owt mause sownds kinda pleh to me!

                Reply
                • Tidmum says:
                  March 25, 2008 at 12:55 pm

                  Yep.It wuz nawt sew grate akshully. *shudders*

                  Reply
                  • leeza-b says:
                    March 25, 2008 at 1:03 pm

                    Ai kinda preefer that tho, to teh onez mai kitteh would leeve… b/c she never, um, finished teh job. Teh half-ded prezzents are teh REEL pleh!!!

                    And that is why mai kittehs stai insied now!! I wuz tyred uf being teh execooshuner and mortishun for those kittehs! pleh pleh pleh

                    Reply
                    • Tidmum says:
                      March 25, 2008 at 1:11 pm

                      Ohhhh-Ai cudden doo teh execushuner bit.
                      Ai cawlled MrT.M hoam frum werk wun dai tew deel wib a Biig birdie
                      fern katched.
                      Teh kidz wuz skreemin,ai wuz cryin an retchin,Fern jess sat der
                      as if tew sai “whut.? Iz fur yew”
                      Teh Birdie wuz put inna boks wib a blankee,but it ‘went’
                      befoar Mr T.M got hoam. Himz wuz releeved he didnt
                      hab tew doo teh dredded deed.

                      Reply
                      • leeza-b says:
                        March 26, 2008 at 3:14 am

                        mai momma ackshully came up with teh contrapshun to do teh deed.

                        put burdie in colander, den turn colander upsied down inna big bukkit (not bloo) of water and putta brik on top.

                        sad thing to haf to doo… but cannawt bare to see teh burdie suffer…. :(

                        Reply
              • idansdansdans says:
                March 26, 2008 at 5:01 am

                Yoor rite, Tidmum,

                Riiminds meh of mai boi wen he wuz liddel. We wuz watchin frogs at the
                pond heer. Teh widdle froats wuz poochin owt wen dey crowked, and he luks at me an sez, “Hey,mama.”
                “Yes, mai liddel wunder boi??”, sez I.
                “you gotza pin??”
                EEEeerk!!
                *onlee liddel bois fink dat wai.. Him wuz onlee 2 yeers..*

                Growed awl up to be animal rescooer gai, doh!

                Reply
      • Zski says:
        March 25, 2008 at 4:10 pm

        he iz mitee hunter an wants to provide fur yoo.

        An look – dis wun still has tree legses left – yoo can play wif it! Y yoo runnin awai?

        Reply
  5. UD says:
    March 25, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    Congrads, Tidmum- waht dance would you liek?

    Reply
  6. Rufus Mom says:
    March 25, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    I just read that eating corms on the cobs helps keep kitteh’s teeth clean. True?

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    • leeza-b says:
      March 25, 2008 at 12:39 pm

      It doez nawt work for mai kitteh! She lurves corm on the cob. I LOL’d when I saw this pickshur! But Weezie has bad teefies.. corm do not halp.

      Reply
    • woozled says:
      March 25, 2008 at 4:24 pm

      hyoomins uzeta use corm cobbages foar 2 keep uvver fings clean…. letz jus’ sai it wer b4 toylet payper wuz commun an’ affrbda…begforbab… afurdabib…. cheap.
      .
      I wood alzo sai ‘yikes!’2 taht!

      Reply
  7. two_kittehs says:
    March 25, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    Does kittehs reeelly eatz corms?
    My Yogeh kitteh eatz non-fat yogurt but my kittehz has never
    showned any interest in corms..

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    • Tidmum says:
      March 25, 2008 at 12:16 pm

      Mai Peaches(rip) lubbed teh chilli noodulz,mini cheddars, curree an Turkish delight chokklit!!
      She did trai teh corm wunce,but it got stukked inna fangz.

      Reply
      • Ambercat says:
        March 25, 2008 at 12:22 pm

        we had a kitteh taht lykd teh Cherie Tryful – nawt teh creem; teh Cherie-soked spunj! And teh tommy toe soop. But nawt togebber; taht wud be sillee!

        Reply
        • Tidmum says:
          March 25, 2008 at 12:54 pm

          Heehee!!
          Kittehz an goggiez noes whut dey lykes dunt tehy?
          George (Rip) wun ob mai Daddehz Dalmayshunz,lurved Vodka an lyme.
          Ribena wuz a deelite tew himz tew.
          Pollyanna and Mungo, teh current Dalliez, pikk teh tomaydoez an teh ripe applez an pearz strayt frum teh branches!!-An Pollyanna am awlwayz steelin
          Dad’s brekfuss.. often as it iz still cukkin inna pan!!

          Reply
    • mary O'Spockn says:
      March 25, 2008 at 12:20 pm

      i useta has a kitteh wich wud dumpstah dive to get teh cobs outta da trash/compost/garbagecan ware evah to gnaw dem to smivereenz. beeeeg messes. finelee , we just gave in and left em on teh porch for her to demolekormulize.

      Reply
    • gremlin says:
      March 25, 2008 at 12:45 pm

      Sum kittehs luvs teh corn. Mebbe teh corn, mebbe teh budder?
      Mah kitteh luvved big fat mushrooms slyced an sawtayed in budder. When maykin teh fetoocheenee alfraydo or teh tawpings fur teh stayks, we wuld nom away on teh buddered mushrooms. Seekrudlee uv korse – maykin furtive but happeh fayces at eech uther in teh kitchen. . . .

      Reply
      • two_kittehs says:
        March 25, 2008 at 1:06 pm

        an mah kittehs also lubs da raw shrimpz..
        comez to git them when I ar peeling them.

        Reply
        • Tidmum says:
          March 25, 2008 at 1:22 pm

          Mai Sissys Kittehz can be herd awl ober town waylin an skreetchin
          when she habs teh prawns oar chikkin inna howse!!
          Scrumpy jumped inna frydge lass week tew get teh cukked chikkin owt!!
          Jack steelz teh nommy fingz wen Sissy gotz her bak terned, an Seven
          stiks teh pointee endz in til yew giv her sum!!
          Maykes me hab a funnee ebree tyme!!

          Reply
    • woozled says:
      March 25, 2008 at 4:18 pm

      Mai Luna kitteh (gawn 2 Ceeling Cat 4 foar yrs naow (snf…snfsnuk)) uzeter lyke t nom teh roested cheptsnutz. Butt ob coarse, taht wuz onlee at teh Yooletyde.

      Reply
      • jehkeykat says:
        March 26, 2008 at 12:53 pm

        Mon Coeur Cat (RIP) uzed to nom corms, mellons, berryies, and peace. Him teaches mai clown-cat too nom corms an peace butt knot de fruts, butt she so mean she no teaches de nextest kettehs to nom peepel fuds. Nao de kurent crop ob hauskats only noms dere ownest fuds. Boring!

        Reply
  8. Jack Deth says:
    March 25, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    Corm Nommeeng Kitteh
    habz obeedee~unt Hewminz.
    Maykz lyfe eezee~ur

    Corm iz deelishshuss
    andz nootrisshus. Kitteh habz
    2 wurkz hard 4 itz

    Corm iz besstest
    wiff rayr stayk andz baykedee
    Nom Nom potato! :-)

    Jack.

    Reply
  9. Kempis Curious says:
    March 25, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    corny?
    How about a Rum-tum-tum-ba?

    Reply
  10. kafleen says:
    March 25, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    How corny.

    /runs

    Reply
  11. addkittehz says:
    March 25, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    i did akshully Laugh Out Loud!

    Reply
  12. Skimmie says:
    March 25, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    Kitteh can haz dentul flahs?

    Reply
  13. Cerbera Dragon says:
    March 25, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    GAIA ONLINE HAS A NEW LOLCAT HAT. ^_^

    it can be worn as the monorail cat halo, celing cat, or a cheezburger bun hat. ^_^

    http://www.gaiaonline.com/marketplace/itemdetail/20323

    Reply
  14. kag says:
    March 25, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    Fingrs part of this meel tu, yes?

    Reply
  15. goldie says:
    March 25, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    If I were to add muzik to this pic it wud be Leroy Anderson’s “The Typewriter.”
    Remember?

    Reply
    • mary O'Spockn says:
      March 25, 2008 at 3:36 pm

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00hpL3RgyV4&feature=related

      Reply
      • idansdansdans says:
        March 25, 2008 at 5:38 pm

        Well naow, I haz had mai ICHC lessin 4 2dai!! I saw Jerry Lewis do tihs rooteen in Las Vegas a lawng tyme ago an figgerd it wus sumpfin he made up hizself..
        I feelz smaretr awreddy!!!

        Reply
      • goldie says:
        March 26, 2008 at 2:40 am

        dear miss mary O’
        .
        great finds! Ai lubs the innernet!

        Reply
    • teenie says:
      March 25, 2008 at 3:47 pm

      O yes, Ai remembr. Mai Dad yusta play inna kommyoonitee orkestra. He playz drumz en al kindza udder perkushun instroomintz. Dat orkestra playd Teh Typewriter mennee tymez, en mai Dad wuz teh star! He wud opin up a kays wif teh old-fashund typewriter innit, den tayk owt a bel (lyke u see onna kownter inna stor, dat u hits ontop) en put it nexto teh typewriter on teh stand, den tayk owt a green vyzer lyke noozpaypr doodz wayr in old mooveez en put dat on hiz hed, den tayk owt sum haf-moon spektaklez en put dem on, ryte on teh end uv hiz noze, den sit down at teh typewriter en krak hiz nukklez, den look at teh kondukter lyke ‘wel, wut u waytin for?’ Teh hol tyme, teh kondukter (mai godfadder, akshullee) wud be tryin so hard not to laff, en wen Dad lookt up at him lyke ‘wel, lets go’ he wud loozit cumpleetly en hafta go wype hiz eyz bfor dey cud start playin teh myoozik.

      Den wen Ai wuz 16 en mai sistr wuz 13, we wuz in teh saym ballay klass (teh onlee tyme in owr hol lyfes dat we had a danse klass 2gedder), en owr performinse peese wuz Teh Typewriter! Owr kostoomz wer verree nyce dat yeer–simpl blak dressez wif a off-teh-sholder neklyne en a hankerchif skirt. Lotsa memreez–fankyoo fr menshunin dis sawng, goldie!

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    • Tessie says:
      March 25, 2008 at 4:12 pm

      I thinked I wuz onliest purrson old enuff to remember teh manual tiperiter. In dat kase, kitteh eets corm like so:

      nom nom nom nom nom ding! nom nom nom nom nom ding! nom nom nom nom nom ding! nom nom…

      Reply
      • cweenmj says:
        March 25, 2008 at 4:36 pm

        Der b lotz uv us old fo geese heer, tessie. I so old I eben rememberz deh fone on deh wall wif teh crank and 1 part dat u held up 2 yore eer, and ozzer part taht u tawkt in2 staid on deh wooden box on deh wall.
        .
        Adn b4 u saeing it; yes, I b older tahn durt.

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        • altosinger says:
          March 25, 2008 at 6:33 pm

          Naah, ure nawt older dan durt. I lerned on mai mama’s 1950-sumfin Smiff-Korona! So ai still hit teh keys tew hard—ewe shud heer her, da liddle pyooter-litrat darlin. “Wye U hit doze kees sew hard?” “Coz i been playin teh Rocky-Mananoff. Hesh yurself!”

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        • Tessie says:
          March 26, 2008 at 7:21 am

          Cweenmj, is you a country gal? I fink uv doze kindz of fones for peeps hoo grew up on a farm, cuz they had a fone like that on “Lassie”.

          [Hello? Operata? Oh, hello, Mert. Ya, Timmy'z down da well again]

          The fone we hadded wuz wun uv doze ten-ton dial fones made out uv Baekelite (??) that sat on da kitchen counta. That wuz in teh dayz wen the fone company hadda fix the fone 4 free if it borked, so they maked them practikally indestruktibibble. But I do remember pickin up da fone wen I wuz a kid and heerin other peeps talkin on da party line.

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          • cweenmj says:
            March 26, 2008 at 3:27 pm

            How u gessing dat? u must b being deh sykik.
            We hadding deh partee lionz, and deh out houses and deh
            wun ruum skool haus. Missus Gilbert wud b habbing deh
            fitz ifn she b seeing how i riting noaw. :D :lol; :D

            Reply
            • cweenmj says:
              March 26, 2008 at 3:30 pm

              Did I menshun wii wokked baerfeeted ten mielz uphill
              each way 2 skool? ;-)

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              • Tessie says:
                March 26, 2008 at 4:49 pm

                /old fart mode on/

                Yu hadded skool? We no skool and no fud to eat, only rocks, and our undieware waz made outta barbwire and we hadda walk barefeet every day to get our beeting, and we wuz glad to get dem, an du yu no Y? Becuz we apresheated things! Not like kidz 2day with their intertoobs and their hula hoops, dagnabbit!

                \old fart mode off\

                Reply
  16. no 1 in particular says:
    March 25, 2008 at 2:22 pm

    ai haz a korm! ai haz latsa kormz!!!1! LOL!!!11!!!
    :) :D :lol: :lol: :D :) :D :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Reply
    • kafleen says:
      March 25, 2008 at 6:57 pm

      psst…no 1….i tink wee are alone heer butt mebbee u will still cum back too look…
      I noes u and I shares sum similar views bout a sertun ‘Subject’…u mite like my new blog. Won’t u click on mah name and check it owt? It’s purpuss is too spred
      warm fuzzies!!!

      Ebbree bodee else, move along…nuffin too see heer! :lol:

      Reply
  17. Duffy says:
    March 26, 2008 at 5:11 am

    I read taht sum breeds of kittehs are sposed to have a cobby body…

    Reply
    • jehkeykat says:
      March 26, 2008 at 12:33 pm

      Purrsians, Exotiks, Manx, Hymmilaiians, Burmees, Cymrik, LaPerm, British Shorthare, British Bleu, Tsjechian Curly Cat, Honeybears, and Moggies.

      Reply
  18. CheshireKittehKat says:
    March 26, 2008 at 11:08 am

    Wai duz teh Lolpetz luvs teh corm soe muches?

    Wun dai owr awld lellow Lolbradore swaullowed haf ov a cawb of corm.

    We wuz awl whyggyng owt, runnin aroun, adn sez, “OMG!, hims eated iyt; naow wut weez gonna duu?”

    Wel, goggie haz noes simmtuums fur thuree daes. Jes sum funnee, wooshy, gurglee souns iyn hims stomak.

    Den Eureeeka! Bingoes! Corm showes up lieying in teh bak yawrd gess wher?

    Yoo ken bett yur bootees taht, ebber synce den, weez be veree, veree cairefull hims duz nawt swaullow enny moar cormcawbs. PLEH!!!!

    Reply
  19. luko says:
    March 26, 2008 at 2:54 pm

    lol-est of lolcats

    Reply
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