Comments on: KFC witness

By: Ceiling Cat

Ceiling Cat — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 19:07:07 +0000

Dun worri-we wan meet +cheez. Dats all.

By: Kate

Kate — Tue, 13 May 2008 03:08:11 +0000

dats funny.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 04:04:40 +0000

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 04:03:29 +0000

excellent!

By: Chicken Girl

Chicken Girl — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:05:23 +0000

Plz do not blow mai cuvr!!

By: turtlol

turtlol — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:34:03 +0000

Sesamee Stweeet wuzzint ebben an alley wen I wuz a kitteh….
comstrucshun had nawt beegun! (back wen dinahshores ruled
teh erth!)

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:33:27 +0000

wattle yew cumup wif nex, kafleen?

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:29:43 +0000

moe, i dint hab sesamee stweet as a chile, either- dint see it til i wuz in hi skool!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:28:25 +0000

neu motto fur ICHC:
it’s gud fur wot ales yu.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:25:46 +0000

hee- i figgered owt wut you minted. the fing abowt asp urchins is dat teh moar you frow dem at otters teh moar dey stik to da frower…

mebbee if you mary nate dem in scents ob humor dey be edibul. grill dem on teh BBQ wif untaemd ornithoidz you may has bin purr suing.

By: Shanmao

Shanmao — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:33:22 +0000

Wut poul-try excuzees 4 jokes.

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 06:41:54 +0000

Taht is… idans reeches into her ownselfs shurt.. not Mary O

Wurd Pretzel rearainged teh meeningz..

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 06:38:31 +0000

Iz bin meenin 2 tawk 2 yoo bout dem dwattid asp urchins,
Mary O. * reechis in2 herz shurt an pulz owt 1 ofv teh
liddel boogerz!*
**Yeowtch!!!**
Teh trubbel wf asp asp urchins is thair a lot like TRIBBLES!!
Onlee stikkee!!
**Yeowtch**
*Pullz anuvver 1 owta tap dans shoo*
Limps off, muttering under her breath—-
“”Ratz a fratz an miices piices, #@%&*@#$#,asp urchins!!

By: s.t.e.n.d.

s.t.e.n.d. — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 05:32:42 +0000

you know where that’s from right?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggernaut_(comics)

By: Shna

Shna — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:29:18 +0000

Awwww….

Iz noo too. I can haz care package? *makez wiff teh sad fwutteree eyelashes an a widdul pafetik wimpurr*

*slips out of lolspeak mode*

By the way – how do you get an avatar to appear on your posts?

*swipps bak intoo lolspeek moed*

Fanks in advanss fur ur halpingz.

By: Shna

Shna — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:15:12 +0000

Datz an awfull purrrrrsonnul qwestyun.

*blush*

By: Shna

Shna — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:10:58 +0000

Sew glad i noe hav ennyfing in meh mouf wen reedingz dat!!!!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:10:53 +0000

you has to stay dere til lunchtime.

By: Teho

Teho — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:04:51 +0000

bump diddly oddum… some chick!

By: Teho

Teho — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:03:14 +0000

[already snickering]

By: Teho

Teho — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:02:12 +0000

i can has comfychaer?

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 01:45:28 +0000

hee, i wunderd bout da naem…

By: Eric

Eric — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 01:42:43 +0000

Dis ideea wuz "kokka-doodl-dont."

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:14:41 +0000

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By: altosinger

altosinger — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:05:56 +0000

Ai fink so—haf 2 azsk Andy. Butt next weak—himz grampa dieded Sonday an tihs weak is teh bizzy for dem.

By: altosinger

altosinger — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:02:28 +0000

Well, ebbryplace haz itz daonsied. Teh sittees gotz teh trafik an teh smogz, an teh countrees (at lease whear teh froot trees gro) dey gotz teh sprayin for bugzez an teh milldoo n such. An ai juss not git alawng wid kemicalls. (Meens Mr. a.s. has too kleen teh obben, coz teh sprais maeks me sik.) Itz part ob lief—ai’m not complainin, tho. Menny, menny folkses wers off dan ai. Ai kan wok n tok n see (sorta; glasez sinse ai was a kitteh, but cowektible to 20-20) an heers an taist an tuch an smell! I has a rufe ober mah hed, an fuds 2 eet. CC is good alla tiem, an allatiem, CC is good!

By: moe

moe — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 21:34:13 +0000

fank oo fur dat sawng, gremlin! iz byootiful tu heer dem tugedder.
.
an fanks fur plaseedo flamingo, mO’S. unforchewnetly i growed up widout Sessamy Striit, an haz oanly seen it wun summar wen i spended a lot ub tiem wotchin merrykan tee vee.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 21:18:32 +0000

*hoofs on hips* Ya noe wutt wud REELLEE bee funny, Fred?

By: Fred

Fred — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 21:02:26 +0000

This would be somewhat funnier if it were a chicken rather than a rooster; most places don’t use roosters as meat.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:38:27 +0000

*vwoooooom vwoooooom vwooooo…*
*mroooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiieeeeeeee*

Roseeeeeeeee! did you catch LCB’s tale in teh vakume on porpoise?????

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:32:43 +0000

Duz dis meen taht we hasta putte flaymyngoez ADN ruustres iyn teh frunt yawrds az lawne oarnimints? (Ai rlly bees OK wif dis, nawt dyscrymantorey ore ennyfing).

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:29:59 +0000

no sownd?? is dere a plaze to hook up hed fones oar doze earbud fings (mite need a nadapter)?
adn, sumtimes dey be fun to watch wif out sownd. teh maginashun is a good instroomint.

By: starling

starling — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:29:26 +0000

I wunner, kan wooster do trics wiv yo-ho? (see Fantasia 2000)

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:27:39 +0000

By: starling

starling — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:26:38 +0000

2 gator teh other said ob teh swamp.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:25:47 +0000

Migraines…i not has no majik furr dem.

Cept sumtimes Benedryl helps.

I so sorry.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:25:17 +0000

hee-dis quacked me up! (teh code medisine med it eben funyer)

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:24:07 +0000

Ai thot this wuz reelee prettee too. An ai nebber herd it befoar. Stranjlee tuching!

By: greasycat

greasycat — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:13:54 +0000

The other, other, other white meat.

By: altosinger

altosinger — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:12:33 +0000

Dat wuz sposed to bee “ex-zit”….

By: greasycat

greasycat — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:11:29 +0000

No, prolly at the drawings on them?

By: altosinger

altosinger — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:07:37 +0000

Muss bee sew, cuz teh Shadoe knos!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:05:39 +0000

is dis a trap? It is, issun it?

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:04:17 +0000

an tehn it kicked rodney’s @$$ fur pourin dat water on it.

/runs awai laffin

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:02:29 +0000

Coitenlee not! I has seen dat girls pickshur an shee juss bee
a littul spring chikken!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:00:59 +0000

LOL!!!!!!!!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 19:59:42 +0000

Annhauseur Busch?

*snappishlee* An hows ur —-?

By: altosinger

altosinger — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 19:57:12 +0000

Itz nawt teh siez ob teh wand, itz teh majic in teh majishun!

By: altosinger

altosinger — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 19:55:23 +0000

Wen ai wuz in colllij, dere wuz one dorm dat did a streek teh nawt-seccund warm nite (meenin at leest 30, Fairenhyte) ob teh yeer. Wuz a tradishun 4 neerly 30 yeers, den sumwun got hurt, an dey stopt it. Cryin shaem.

By: altosinger

altosinger — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 19:49:33 +0000

Ai wish ai cud go to dese tings—but teh saond on aor frenzez pyooter izzn’t hukked up, sew dere’s noe point(y enz) too it.