KFC witness
protection program
dis chikken nawt part of da program. he iz brave.
picture: MissGator. lol caption: Ryuu
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Dey looks past my looks, to da inner beauty.
conga rat shoelacings, Human 0′ Cookie!
” but… but… I’m allergic to seafood !!! “
*pssst*
Stend!
*wisspurrs so noe wun else heers*
U noe dat kinky is using a feddur, and perverted is……well, u noe, rite?
Speekeeng ub weernuss….
I juss saw teh funniest capshun on teh voting page…
images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/3/25/stayouttamyhe128509378231796126.jpg
you know where that’s from right?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggernaut_(comics)
excellent!
Dats cuz deys plannin on nommin u.
happey comcatumalashuns cookie
wat kind of dans an bevrujs yu prefurr?
p.s. i didnt eated ur cookie
Chicky’s walk looks a bit stilted…
#4 Troll Bait…
u dont haff a leg to stand on
but teh other burds are cleerly in teh pink!
” oh no you cock a diddle did-n’t !!! “
furst persin hoo sez “fotochopt” WINS TEH INTERNETS.
an gets to go hoem.
wif no suppar.
(…um, wups. crap.)
is ok, Teho, I’ll slip u a donut.
Wutt? Dose bite marks ware teh frostin shud bee? Dere wussunt no
Srsly!
frostin on dis donut!
FOTOSHOPD!
did i win?
BingLol!
Yay! wot’s my prize?
teh internets, duh
[slaps forhed; eyes rolly around in hed]
its definitely photoshopped… the Flamingo on the left is the wrong size
and slightly off color from a real Flamingo.
Yah, and besyds that - no flamingo wayrs that shayd uv pink befoar Memoryal Day.
At leest nawt wit whyt shoos!
…u can tel by teh pixulz
(teh wunz dat sai “WerthAThowsind” down in teh cornr)
Akshuwally, teh wun awn teh lepht iz frum Disneewhirled Aphrikan Ryde, anna wun awn teh ryte iz frum teh Disneeland Okeefenokee Ryde. Teh wun inna midul wuz prolly at a Six Flagz Vizit Teh Kuntree Ryde in Kentukkee.
adn teh watah is frum Sea Whirled.
stoopy fake watah.
Sew glad i noe hav ennyfing in meh mouf wen reedingz dat!!!!
snurt
An teh bushiz iz frum Busch Gardinz….
Annhauseur Busch?
*snappishlee* An hows ur —-?
Datz an awfull purrrrrsonnul qwestyun.
*blush*
Hey watch it wid dose off-color fillymingo joakses, dere!
hee-dis quacked me up! (teh code medisine med it eben funyer)
Ai think it iz OK if yoo putz it in teh kwote marx, becuz that meens sumwun else did it.
Ta nom an nom inner beauty! Congrat on de nawt second! ready fer da chiken danc r yun prefurr otter un? Drinkin of yunz choyce.
how about a flamingo flamenco?
flamenco be exciting change!
flamenco danzers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxfwm9N1L_4&feature=related
hai dare! hao u beez?
YAY, Rosie! guud to seeya! I lefted you a mesj on teh lolspeak thingamabobby. at leest, i fink i dids. is about adding sumfin about a notoryus prankstah to teh dikshuneree.
ai gotz dat mesj an ai tinks it gud! ai tinks ai wil dew dat!
heehee- iz jest a sujess chun. adds tewit & mekit bettererer.
it berbery gud sujes chun! ai wil taek caer ub teh sitchamucation!
:-))
teh moar asp urchins yu cast, da betterererer.
OOO ai gots 2 addz dat werd! asp urchins! BRB
Iz bin meenin 2 tawk 2 yoo bout dem dwattid asp urchins,
Mary O. * reechis in2 herz shurt an pulz owt 1 ofv teh
liddel boogerz!*
**Yeowtch!!!**
Teh trubbel wf asp asp urchins is thair a lot like TRIBBLES!!
Onlee stikkee!!
**Yeowtch**
*Pullz anuvver 1 owta tap dans shoo*
Limps off, muttering under her breath—-
“”Ratz a fratz an miices piices, #@%&*@#$#,asp urchins!!
Taht is… idans reeches into her ownselfs shurt.. not Mary O
Wurd Pretzel rearainged teh meeningz..
hee- i figgered owt wut you minted. the fing abowt asp urchins is dat teh moar you frow dem at otters teh moar dey stik to da frower…
mebbee if you mary nate dem in scents ob humor dey be edibul. grill dem on teh BBQ wif untaemd ornithoidz you may has bin purr suing.
ai rote u teh ansir 2 teh mesj, butt it hi-lee cof…cod…
sekrit cuhmoonicayshun!
shhhhhh. diskreshuns. we hazit.
sry, ai had 2 go + dat werd 2! lolz awlwaez teh werk!
*Cackle cackle gigglol snort guffaw!*
Sumwharz in heer is an anser to teh kweschun:
“Why did teh chikkin cross teh . . . “
Y iz da wooster cross dressin?
tom asked, cockily
oh dat wuz fowl.
i wuz gona ad anuthr pun heer, buts i’z too… um…
Oh, goes a head…
… chicken …?
“don’t lisssen to him, Marty!”
Back to teh Fyoochur ref, FTW!
Ohhh, u guise maek me smile! Wid a mygraine, ee-vunn! Ee-zit, staje rited!