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dis chikken nawt part of da program. he iz brave.
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conga rat shoelacings, Human 0′ Cookie!
” but… but… I’m allergic to seafood !!! “
*pssst*
Stend!
*wisspurrs so noe wun else heers*
U noe dat kinky is using a feddur, and perverted is……well, u noe, rite?
Speekeeng ub weernuss….
I juss saw teh funniest capshun on teh voting page…
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you know where that’s from right?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggernaut_(comics)
excellent!
Dats cuz deys plannin on nommin u.
happey comcatumalashuns cookie
wat kind of dans an bevrujs yu prefurr?
p.s. i didnt eated ur cookie
Chicky’s walk looks a bit stilted…
#4 Troll Bait…
u dont haff a leg to stand on
but teh other burds are cleerly in teh pink!
” oh no you cock a diddle did-n’t !!! “
furst persin hoo sez “fotochopt” WINS TEH INTERNETS.
an gets to go hoem.
wif no suppar.
(…um, wups. crap.)
is ok, Teho, I’ll slip u a donut.
Wutt? Dose bite marks ware teh frostin shud bee? Dere wussunt no
Srsly!
frostin on dis donut!
FOTOSHOPD!
did i win?
BingLol!
Yay! wot’s my prize?
teh internets, duh
[slaps forhed; eyes rolly around in hed]
its definitely photoshopped… the Flamingo on the left is the wrong size
and slightly off color from a real Flamingo.
Yah, and besyds that – no flamingo wayrs that shayd uv pink befoar Memoryal Day.
At leest nawt wit whyt shoos!
…u can tel by teh pixulz
(teh wunz dat sai “WerthAThowsind” down in teh cornr)
Akshuwally, teh wun awn teh lepht iz frum Disneewhirled Aphrikan Ryde, anna wun awn teh ryte iz frum teh Disneeland Okeefenokee Ryde. Teh wun inna midul wuz prolly at a Six Flagz Vizit Teh Kuntree Ryde in Kentukkee.
adn teh watah is frum Sea Whirled.
stoopy fake watah.
Sew glad i noe hav ennyfing in meh mouf wen reedingz dat!!!!
snurt
An teh bushiz iz frum Busch Gardinz….
Annhauseur Busch?
*snappishlee* An hows ur —-?
Datz an awfull purrrrrsonnul qwestyun.
*blush*
Hey watch it wid dose off-color fillymingo joakses, dere!
hee-dis quacked me up! (teh code medisine med it eben funyer)
Ai think it iz OK if yoo putz it in teh kwote marx, becuz that meens sumwun else did it.
Ta nom an nom inner beauty! Congrat on de nawt second! ready fer da chiken danc r yun prefurr otter un? Drinkin of yunz choyce.
how about a flamingo flamenco?
flamenco be exciting change!
flamenco danzers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxfwm9N1L_4&feature=related
hai dare! hao u beez?
YAY, Rosie! guud to seeya! I lefted you a mesj on teh lolspeak thingamabobby. at leest, i fink i dids. is about adding sumfin about a notoryus prankstah to teh dikshuneree.
ai gotz dat mesj an ai tinks it gud! ai tinks ai wil dew dat!
heehee- iz jest a sujess chun. adds tewit & mekit bettererer.
it berbery gud sujes chun! ai wil taek caer ub teh sitchamucation!
)
teh moar asp urchins yu cast, da betterererer.
OOO ai gots 2 addz dat werd! asp urchins! BRB
Iz bin meenin 2 tawk 2 yoo bout dem dwattid asp urchins,
Mary O. * reechis in2 herz shurt an pulz owt 1 ofv teh
liddel boogerz!*
**Yeowtch!!!**
Teh trubbel wf asp asp urchins is thair a lot like TRIBBLES!!
Onlee stikkee!!
**Yeowtch**
*Pullz anuvver 1 owta tap dans shoo*
Limps off, muttering under her breath—-
“”Ratz a fratz an miices piices, #@%&*@#$#,asp urchins!!
Taht is… idans reeches into her ownselfs shurt.. not Mary O
Wurd Pretzel rearainged teh meeningz..
hee- i figgered owt wut you minted. the fing abowt asp urchins is dat teh moar you frow dem at otters teh moar dey stik to da frower…
mebbee if you mary nate dem in scents ob humor dey be edibul. grill dem on teh BBQ wif untaemd ornithoidz you may has bin purr suing.
ai rote u teh ansir 2 teh mesj, butt it hi-lee cof…cod…
sekrit cuhmoonicayshun!
shhhhhh. diskreshuns. we hazit.
sry, ai had 2 go + dat werd 2! lolz awlwaez teh werk!
*Cackle cackle gigglol snort guffaw!*
Sumwharz in heer is an anser to teh kweschun:
“Why did teh chikkin cross teh . . . “
Y iz da wooster cross dressin?
tom asked, cockily
oh dat wuz fowl.
i wuz gona ad anuthr pun heer, buts i’z too… um…
Oh, goes a head…
… chicken …?
“don’t lisssen to him, Marty!”
Back to teh Fyoochur ref, FTW!
Ohhh, u guise maek me smile! Wid a mygraine, ee-vunn! Ee-zit, staje rited!
Dat wuz sposed to bee “ex-zit”….
Migraines…i not has no majik furr dem.
Cept sumtimes Benedryl helps.
I so sorry.
Well, ebbryplace haz itz daonsied. Teh sittees gotz teh trafik an teh smogz, an teh countrees (at lease whear teh froot trees gro) dey gotz teh sprayin for bugzez an teh milldoo n such. An ai juss not git alawng wid kemicalls. (Meens Mr. a.s. has too kleen teh obben, coz teh sprais maeks me sik.) Itz part ob lief—ai’m not complainin, tho. Menny, menny folkses wers off dan ai. Ai kan wok n tok n see (sorta; glasez sinse ai was a kitteh, but cowektible to 20-20) an heers an taist an tuch an smell! I has a rufe ober mah hed, an fuds 2 eet. CC is good alla tiem, an allatiem, CC is good!
{{{{{{{{{Altosinger}}}}}}}}}}}}
neu motto fur ICHC:
it’s gud fur wot ales yu.
ugly duckling revisited but with rooster
Mary O yunz alwaz a winner!
wye, fanks! here’s a silly you tube ob Plaseedo Flamingo fur yew:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1PapN10FUE
An heerz a sappy luv sawng (I sez that affekshunutlee) fur yew:
Sung by two guise no lawnger wit us . . . *sigh*
ohhh *sigh* i ❤ dat. i aer such a sap…
Ohai. Domingo still berry mush wif us, AFAIK.
fank oo fur dat sawng, gremlin! iz byootiful tu heer dem tugedder.
.
an fanks fur plaseedo flamingo, mO’S. unforchewnetly i growed up widout Sessamy Striit, an haz oanly seen it wun summar wen i spended a lot ub tiem wotchin merrykan tee vee.
moe, i dint hab sesamee stweet as a chile, either- dint see it til i wuz in hi skool!
Sesamee Stweeet wuzzint ebben an alley wen I wuz a kitteh….
comstrucshun had nawt beegun! (back wen dinahshores ruled
teh erth!)
Sew mani weecomez!! Gotz bak fom chaparoonin dutyee (liek de rooster wif de famingoz) an pop ens da middel uf a partyz. Yun makz mi daz.
Ai wish ai cud go to dese tings—but teh saond on aor frenzez pyooter izzn’t hukked up, sew dere’s noe point(y enz) too it.
no sownd?? is dere a plaze to hook up hed fones oar doze earbud fings (mite need a nadapter)?
adn, sumtimes dey be fun to watch wif out sownd. teh maginashun is a good instroomint.
Ai fink so—haf 2 azsk Andy. Butt next weak—himz grampa dieded Sonday an tihs weak is teh bizzy for dem.
Ai thot this wuz reelee prettee too. An ai nebber herd it befoar. Stranjlee tuching!
shoon’t dat be wiener?
I doubt I have to wait that long
wrong place.
Flamingos is practically chickens, heh heh.
Dey taste similuh.
Wutt?
rooster might have other ideas
gremlin….cross de specees barrier?
Teh hole thing’s just a big cock-up.
Rooster seems to be wattling rite alawng wif teh flamencos.
U’d think he’d prefer to just be a beechcomber.
either that, or Cock o’ the Walk
ohai lcb! ai jes red yor coment back aways about colij students an the tingz tehy miote be getting up to these dais, an ai thot ai’d share… yesterday on mai campus, there was 2 young strapping lads hoo ran very kwikly acraws our mall area (ware all teh mane bildings are) wearing only sneakers and big rubber chikn masks
PHOTOS, PLZ!!! Now, wif no waiting!
.
Unless they diddent come out because they was overexposed.
I hoeps tehy wuz runnin in a nawt northern plaic.
Odderwize, wii culd haz shrinkage *an* overexposhure.
But I’z wif LCB – PIX NAO, PLZ! WANT!
its MN so theres still snows evryware!
Oh. My. Dey is brav or stoopy or a bit of bof.
I’z in Meeshigin, an teh streeker tipes wate until April or so befoar tehy maek dere apeerance.
Ah yes, the first sines of Spring??? Nekkid running boiz???? I thot it wuz robins???
“Robins”? Well, there u go. They thot it was “bobbins”.
Wen ai wuz in colllij, dere wuz one dorm dat did a streek teh nawt-seccund warm nite (meenin at leest 30, Fairenhyte) ob teh yeer. Wuz a tradishun 4 neerly 30 yeers, den sumwun got hurt, an dey stopt it. Cryin shaem.
Ooh yes… pics pleez!!
*desperitly hopeing there iz noe shrinkage*
Itz nawt teh siez ob teh wand, itz teh majic in teh majishun!
lolz! ai saw a guy trying to get there pitcher… he pulled out his camera but cudnt get a shot so he took off running after em
ai jes saw em from behind as they disapeered arownd teh corner, thank gudness (its much less embarassing from the back view)!
I thot streeking wuz deh passay.
Teh moar things change, teh moar teh b teh saim.
Plus ça change, plus they doff men’s clothes.
Yay! Akross teh wurld, teh CHRG mayks any publik appeerunce a troo fashun staytment!
But I bet dat wuzzint whut most peepuls wuz lukkin at . . .
No, prolly at the drawings on them?
LOL!!!!!!!!
Teh simpul akt uv wadin – ur doin it wrong!
“Wai did teh chikkin wade froo teh swamp?
[GATORCHOMP!]
Wade in teh water
Wade in teh water, chikken
Wade in teh water
*CHOMP*
…gaterz gona trubbl teh waaa-ter
snurt!
2 gator teh other said ob teh swamp.
Wut poul-try excuzees 4 jokes.
Wee furgot teh furstee butt-wiggle danse fur cookie’s human!
::sings:: wun uv theez things iz nawt like teh uther, wun ov theez things just duzn’t beelong…
hee hee! look below! GMTA!
did eye menchun dis iz mai furst tyme commenting? eye’m a widdle newbie!
o hai dare! welcum! ai farelee teh newb 2! moas r bery bery nice heer!
moas, ai sez, but watch owt fer *Rosie runs frum teh LCB* Halp! lol
lol thanx! mebbe if ai cubber mai eyes the LCB woan’t c me? it wurks fer mai kitteh newayz!
she wil huntz u down! ai wil watch 4 u!
laik dis?
http://www.thecheezburgerfactory.com//completestore/128341119420000000.jpg
maibee, but maebee nawt…cud bee werse!
psst…I lefted u a padlock in ur bag, too…
OH! Well, hewwo den!
*Gibs catherine kitty a care package*
Inside is:
1. Hug
2. Big soft cookie
3. Hot choclit
4. Big Red Camelia frum owr tree
5. Sawftee blanket
Hope you stay arown!
Yay! ::bursts into spontay-nee-us butt-wiggle danse ob happiness::
Thanx kafleen! ur da best welcum kitty-committee evah!
Awwww….
Iz noo too. I can haz care package? *makez wiff teh sad fwutteree eyelashes an a widdul pafetik wimpurr*
*slips out of lolspeak mode*
By the way – how do you get an avatar to appear on your posts?
*swipps bak intoo lolspeek moed*
Fanks in advanss fur ur halpingz.
♫ One of these things is not like the other… ♫
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
I can’t talk rite now. I’m nommin a chikkun.
chikkun, woostur, wuddebbuh!
Wooster are tryin to stick arownd!
From Cock’o'the’walk to Pr*ck’o'the’stick
rooster: “Dang… its hard to eat flamingos with chopsticks.”
for the wing!!!
meta FTW!
Most excellent, Rodney!
The other, other, other white meat.
Your fortune cookie says:
That was not chicken.
musta bin goggie… pleh!! do not want!
Now I”ll show you something I like to call ‘the old bamboo.’
Ninja stealth and disguise… Ur doin’ it wrong.
“Our two weapons are fear and surprise… and ruthless efficiency…”
i can has comfychaer?
you has to stay dere til lunchtime.
I can haz gushi futz?
Oh, yay! mai commintz r werking agin.
I wuz trying 2 giving Tidmum congaratz on teh ozzer page 4 beeing so brave
2 b obercuming her teknofobiaz but werdpretzel kept eeting mai commintz
und making me 2 b tawking 2 maisef adn beeing full uv deh rsckundgrizzelmkshklsnitz!!!!!!elebntyzillion!!
Ohai cweenmj
Ai r feline sew happy nao-Ai gots teh ICHC nawt freezin,teh commints am appeerin kwiker an ai gots teh Boatin Burgerz!!! Yayyy.
*Butt wiggle an Happytayl danse!!*
Hay, gremlin! U know whut would be teh funs? Puttin teh springy-thingys we was warin’ on our feets yestiddy on teh bottom of stilts! I’ll bet we could peep into winders on all teh tall bildings on JCH4K Boolevard!
BOO!
ACK! U startled me!
.
*falls over from surprize*
.
*lands on springs*
.
*BOING* *springs back up*
.
*rickoshays back down onto springs*
.
*BOING SPRING BOING SPRING boing spring boingspringboingspringboingspring*
.
*Finally comes to a complete stop*
.
Rosie! Glad ta seeya!
.
*falls over from happyness*
.
*Boingspring latherrinserepeat*
gud 2 c u 2! *Rosie pushiz LCB bak on teh springz cuz it funneh 2 watchez teh bowncez!* LOLZ
Anybuddy wants a martooni? U can hand me teh shaker and it’ll get mixified while I is bouncing.
mae ai hab teh appl martooni plz?
*peeks arown cornur*
Kafleen! cum jumpz wit us!
WIsh I cud! I is bizzee preparrin an interresstun surprise in a window
furr a surtun peepin TOM (cat)
snurts
Sumbuddy get me a martooni! I m gonna sit rite hear an watch Kafleen…dis iz gonna be gud!
gunna need sum eye bleech, mah fren…
*hands LCB a large martooni shaker when she’s neer teh grownd*
.
Fanks, LCB! Mai choklit martooni wil maek it eesier fer me to staer at teh web pages I needz to cleen up.
U have lots moar cleening to do now, PB2K: u forgetted to put teh lid on teh shaker and now there’s choklit martooni everywhare!
dis *hiccup* bery gud *hiccup* martooni cleenin fun *hiccup*
ai tink dis kitteh hab drunked 2 mush and ai …*B O O M
fallz 2 teh floor*
dere, dere….*cubburs Rosie wiff sawfee blankee so she duzzunt get
a chill an chases awai teh innertubes fotogruffurs*
u r teh suitestest *hiccup* 2 meh! *awkwerd hug*
thx sew mush *hiccup…Zzzzz*
Haz ennybuddy checkt dis girz ID??? Iz shee old enuff fore teh martoonis????
Coitenlee not! I has seen dat girls pickshur an shee juss bee
a littul spring chikken!
ai iz teh elebbentee yrs *hiccup* oldz pleh
oh noes!
.
An I runned orf to pik up mai noo Iglassez, leeving Rosie to cleen an dwink fer mee. Fank yoo muchly, Rosie! {{{Rosie}}}
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Wow. I fink dis plaec luks bedder nao tahn it did bfoar teh Choklit Martooni Incident!
but ai gawt awl drunkee me tinks *hiccup* u welcum doe!
HUGZ
ai halpz u! *cleen cleen wipie wipie wet vac RRRRRRR*
*vwoooooom vwoooooom vwooooo…*
*mroooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiieeeeeeee*
Roseeeeeeeee! did you catch LCB’s tale in teh vakume on porpoise?????
Oh noes, thar she goez agin!
If ya kant beet em . . . joyn em!
*BOING BOING BOING*
Hey, dis is teh fun!
*Rosie fallz on teh sprinz 2 an fliez tru teh aer wit LCB an gremlin!*
MEOWEE!
i would hide, too. KFC hacks off baby chicks’ beaks, pumps them full of drugs, and scalds them alive. see kfccruelty.com to learn more
OMGWTFBBQ uh, wow TMI ! pleh hak hak barf
Good response, Rosie.
And since this picture also mentioned the witness protection program, shall we
also talk about all the horrors related to that?
I’d rather not. I was rather enjoying the cozy break from reality.
ai meen rly! ai nawt needz teh harrerz ub teh wurld in mai plaepen
♬
Oh I had a little chicken that wouldn’t lay an egg,
So I poured boilin’ water up and down its leg.
The little chicken squirmed and the little chicken begged,
and the little chicken laid a hard boiled egg.
♬
an tehn it kicked rodney’s @$$ fur pourin dat water on it.
/runs awai laffin
bump diddly oddum… some chick!
I swear your honor, the soybean they fed us was grown in the Amazon!
wut — ONLINE?
Muss bee sew, cuz teh Shadoe knos!
hee, i wunderd bout da naem…
is a funneh pishur butt DO NOT WANT!
plz post MOAR cat pishurs
Srsly?
Hint: Hees in dis-guys.
/or perhaps dis-guys in him….
Tourist from Iowa finds vakashun packij not as delucks as advurtised.
y middel birdeh diffren
is dis a trap? It is, issun it?
I wunner, kan wooster do trics wiv yo-ho? (see Fantasia 2000)
Duz dis meen taht we hasta putte flaymyngoez ADN ruustres iyn teh frunt yawrds az lawne oarnimints? (Ai rlly bees OK wif dis, nawt dyscrymantorey ore ennyfing).
This would be somewhat funnier if it were a chicken rather than a rooster; most places don’t use roosters as meat.
*hoofs on hips* Ya noe wutt wud REELLEE bee funny, Fred?
[already snickering]
wattle yew cumup wif nex, kafleen?
Dis ideea wuz “kokka-doodl-dont.”
Plz do not blow mai cuvr!!
dats funny.
Dun worri-we wan meet +cheez. Dats all.