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kitteh looks ons table to me.
I can see my house from here.
” maybe if they see how good I am at this, I can go on baywatch, meet pam anderson, and be her next husband - I hear she’s single. again. “
CongaRatz Rodney on Ur nawt sekund N clebber commintz!!!1!
Wut wud U liek fuurrr celAbrashun? Ai gibbs U sum nyc hotChoklitt r
enny udder beverJ ov Ur choyz wif ennyfing init 2.
N mebby a rompr=stomper danz 2 git oar cirkulashun goin dis brisk mornin?
Tower Babel kitteh wants to reach ceiling cat.
Oh NOOO Nimrodney…nao oar languiJ is gonna gitz moor confuzzeled!
Dat be possibul?
ENYfing’s poesubil.
thums.
Dis not egzactly whut I ment when I askeded yoo to pik up my stools.
*snikerz* gud wun, Daisy (CLEEN MAI LITTERBOX)
Oh, hao funneh! I hads a grai-n-whiet who saw a maus sittin on teh stove—shee lukked at mee az if to sai, “Duz U expecks me to CHASE dat?! Itt’s beneaf mah dignmeteh!”
Congrats on ur nawt-second, Rodney! An a grooooan 4 teh pon.
Ai see ur grone, an raze u an I-brao.
…NEW FROM APLOL INC
“fink difrunt”
c da spaidurr? in teh corner der! kill it! I nawts com daun until its ded!
Spaidur, mah 4 feets! It’z dat i-so-spuds fingie frum teh odder dae! I stayz up heer.
’suiside kitteh gets redy to jumps’
siley kitteh shud no dat kittehs always lands on der feets
Jess testin.
Loaded teh fyrefawx tew try an git rid ob freezy site.
an why was u nawts usin fyrefawx?!?!?
Hadz teh innernet assploder az teh rigginul browzer.
Wuz skeered ob tryin chaynge teh teknology awn heer.
My technophobia-Let me show you it!!!
.
*drinks a restoratib kawfee tew git ober teh skeeredness*
*Shaykin subsidin nao.Phew!!*
welz at lest u noes interneb assploder is baaaaaad
ur cumputor shud be ashamd
teh fyre-fawks being a gud program. yew can tell, bcoz itz named after an aminal.
congrachulatons on tayking ur furst step towowards tru geekdum, Tidmum!
Tidmum, Ai fynally didz saym ting….got berry tyred of teh interweb exploder
borking up mai ICHC. Ai chaynged tew teh fyrefawcks and
tings mush bettah. Still has weerd tings but
nawt so bad, axually.
Hopin ai donut get fyred frum werk for loading moore stuf
awn teh netwerk, tho….
mai espeeonage, let me show yu it!
*whispurs*me tu - I sneekily downlodud fyurfocks just so I cud play on ICHC. Dont tell nobudy. kthxbai.
Yay Tidmum!!! Yoo haz dun a leest too grate fings todai. yoo haz overcom yur skeeredness wif teh teknologies *and* yoo gawtz teh fyrefawkes!
Manee happies fur yoo an yur compooter dis mornink!
I gibs yoo manee choklits an kawfees in celbrashun! Hoepfullee tihs solbs yur prollemses.
Yay Tidmum!!!
Fanks PB2K

Wuz a skeery fing fur mee tew doo.
Ai frot ai mite ob blowed up teh pyooter oar sumfin.
Still gots tew yoose assploder fer wun oar tew sites dat doan supprot
teh fyrefawkes.
But ai kin yoose dis fur ICHC.Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
Yayyy!!
Ai can has plai tyme awn ICHC.
Yayy, Tidmum! Ai gots up to yous da littehbocks, an had to chek (Czech?) awn teh ICHC. Much fun an win—but ai gots to go bak to mai sleepy spot. But ai’m so glad teh connnexion is werking!
Sleep tite
“for mai nekst trick, ai will purr-form a haff gayner hi in teh ayr an dew a row-tashun awn teh seeling fan!”
Wowz, U iz soo talin..tayl…haz menny skillz
Ai’d reeely liek 2 C dat seelinFan trikz!
9.5 degree uv diffikulty! Teh judjes goes wild!
cheir kitteh
aspires 2 be ceeling cat
Ai dun noes hao ai gots up heer. Ai fink teh teevee peepul floteded meh up heer
Cheers kiteh reddy to clows up…wer evvrybuddy nows hiz naym.
Eye dunnit gotz da maus ishooo. Eye gotz da lyzard ishooo and Eye dunnit duz lyzardz. Da bruffer B libbin on da ovfer side ub taown sews Eye can-it callz hym ebery tym one ub doez gickooze gets in mah front door. Da obver nyt Eye gets back frum da work and Eye tink dere iz feather frum da kitteh toy on da kitteh-chin flaor. Nope. It wunnit. Et B da ded, unchewed up gickooze! Eye duunit gots no maor lyzard isshoo -n- dere wuz extra gooshie fuds all around! Whoo hoo hoo!
Kittehs - 4
Gickooze - 0
No maor lyzards - Priceless!
Yaaayy!!!1! Nooo moor lyzardz! Dey R Plehh!
And da Ceiling Cat hearz da “Amen -n- Amen!” to chur wurdz!
Anom, anom! Wee gots boff lizzurdz an meeces, ad lotsa uvver fings 2 sins wee live a roorul playse. Ai donut noes hows manee lil “prezzents” Iz gotten ober teh yeers…teh awlreddy-ded wuns is nawt 2 bads, but teh still-kinda-twitcchy ones b yukky!
Anom to dat!
Kitteh: ur doin it rong.
Teh mowse is stil tehr, kitteh, cos u hasn’t kawt it yet.
tihs pichur is teh awesum. mah favrit lolcat for a whyle. jus shearin.
I is a sirkus kitteh! dedeeee!!!
Treets nao pleez
Kitteh wayrz Dinnur
Jackitt awll t3h tyme. Duz nawt
undurrstandz Mowseez
Kitteh awllso habz
soopurb akkrobatt skillz. Canz
balenss enneewayrz
Kitteh cawntent 2
watch Mowsee frum a disstenss.
Canz getz down layturrz
Jack.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, “THE BAR’S CLOSED?” CHEEZBURGER SAYS IT’S HAPPY HOUR SOMEWHERE.
NEX TIME TELL ME AFORE YU WASHES TEH FLOOR!!!
Over-Domesticated Cat
haz forgottin hiz instincks
OMG! Dat is da kitteh vershun of mi!
heh heh lol
Kitteh iz nawt afrayed ov mowse, butt ov LOLefant, wooz hydyng iyn bak stoaridge rume; (LOLefant iz teh wun wooz rlly afrayed ov mowse, hoo jes luvs to terrowriz dem-PAKEEDEARM TERROARYST!)
i tink u find iz spelt “srsly”
No lie.
can i has cheezburger NOW???
Stool sample: ur doin it rong.