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MOM! He’s doin it again!
I iz going to flote like a budderfly and and stings you like a beeee!
Congratulayshuns, Cyndi, on being nawt-sekond!
yo you were smoochin with my brother last night, so try smoochin with dis!!
wud u lieks teh cold bebberage? appl joos mebbee?
Felinesitashunz cyndi!!
wut kind ub song and dans wud u b liking on dis aw spishus ok shun?
Howz ’bout teh “Rocky” theme?
An we ken run up de steps ob da bilding.
OOh, dat bee ekksiting moosic! I will runs up abowt 3 steps…
*flop*
Ok, I watches…
oh, Hai kafleen!
I sit heer wif u and watchez deh ozzerz running up n doan de stepses. That luk too muchly like deh werk 2 me.
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*lukz @ clok
Oops. can’t stay. gotta go 2 beading and play wif deh beads. i b making a prittee jade nekliss.
But I will coming bak l8er.
oooh yew is a beader too? ai haz moar beads dan energies………… wun ob dese days ai gets goin agin……. ai plais wit teh swarobskeees lots (oar did)
I am new beader, but it b muches fun.
I will posting pikchur
uv deh neklace on my blog wen it bee dun. I hab alreddy
posted pikchurz uv anozzer nekliss and a braslit.
wee played teh Rocky theme at mai grad… gradu-ay… when ai wuz dun wif hi skool. when it wuz dun an we wuz awl runnin owt an eks-eye-ted an frowin our hats in teh ayr.
na naaa nana na naa naaa nanaa na
*run run run*
*pump arms in air*
na nana na naaaaa
concatulations, cyndi, on nawt sekkund!
*makes shake wiv raw eggs*
plenny tu go around!
drink up, maek stawng kitteh!
nanana na naaaaa
dat wood be
*run run run*
gasp gasp gasp
*pump arms in air*
pant pant pant
Iff eye haz tu cum in dere, u boff in trubble. Now cut it owt!
But M-O-M – He startid it! He lukked at me funneh!
*femayl voyce off kamra* Stop lukkin at yor sister! Dont ennybuddy luk at ennybuddy – ah meens it!
He started it, yu finish it!
Stawp de fiting! Go play outsied! Run up teh steps elebenty times!
I need sum peas and kwiet alreddy!
Oops. This was supposed to be up there.
*sigh*
eek. And now it is.
Go owtsied an fine sum naybur to botter! An doan com hoem until dinner tyme.
ummm..haff fast kitteh mudder that aii yam, mai too bois regularlee pull each uthers hairs owt liek dis and aii find maiself yelling in mai mudders voice:
Boys! Knock it awf! Zeek! Obiwan! Stawp it” in most fretning an dangeruss voyce.
wow, just like high school
u noes it, dude
But hez on the hiier wun – and THATZ MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats on the furthest from last, Cyn – I wood offer a danze, but I find ‘em difi – difk – not easy in the mobile chair!!
ai push u wit mai caen! ai sit in teh slidee chare an push u! wii haz fun and dans wit cyndi!
as per Maus’s sujeschion- gonna fly nao-has fun!
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*Disko warnin* (but the geetar player’z kinda kewl & the pikolo is gud, two)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be0LanEZs5Q&feature=related
MOS – I lukked at teh link.
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I lissened to teh link.
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Mai groove is on.
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I can clean teh WHOLE HAUS lissening to this stuff. Kthxbi!
OK, Paul….if u insists.
*Donkee retreeves majikul wand frum teh MDCM and waves it at Paul*
Teh whole chair lifts in teh air amidst byootimuss sparkles an twinkuls an bounces gently too a stately waltz.
Donkee calls out: Hold on, Paul!
Music an flowers and sparklees and ribbons fill teh air! Teh smell ub sweet non-allurgikull perfume (ha! stifulled sumwun!) fills teh air too!
Heer cums teh byootiful waltz moosic!
Ennybuddee wunts too dants?
Iff onlee mah majikul wand wurked on mee…
*sighs and envishuns lookeeng like Renee Zellweger*
You do nawt luk liek Renee Zellweger person. You luk betttter !
(Her has cawmpetyshun. We has to tel hers to moave oaver.)
dats so sweet.
I agrees- Renee Zellweger luks lyke she jus smelled teh fart–alleh teh tyme!!
u noes wants to luik liek Renee Z. her aiis alwus skwinty, her mouf dizapproves uv evvereethin, an aii thot she luiked gud in chicago, wayy two skinnies uther wize.
kthxbai
WOW!!! Kafleen – yoo ar reelee majical today. That iz much better than taht which ai had planned.
ai wants too dants too!
“Bloo Danube Waltz??”
Ohhhh! Dats it! Dats wut wuz in mah hed!!!!!!
YOU has teh majikul!
Yu tink maybe “Da beat(ing) Goes On”??
Untilz teh more Al impruves.
Dis be wun ov teh moast beeyootimus danses Ai has scene iyn a lawng tyme.
*Sniffs* Las tyme Ai sawe ennyfing liek dis wuz at “Swawn Laik”.
Oar mebbee “Sleapyng Beeutee”. *Sniffs sum moar*.
Paul – yoo keep furgetting that yoo can dans HEER!!! Although, ’tis troo, ai ar nawt in the mobile chair, IRL ai am, alas, nawt much ov a danser.
*whisspurrS* but let’s nawt tell enewun an just purrtend we can dans. Or – ai cud just push u around reel fast an skeer yoo!!! But – mebbee taht wudnt bee so fun fur you. An ai don’t know what kind ov dans would be gud fur this pikshur.
Do yoo want to just sit heer wif mee and have sum nice coffee an caek fur Cyndi. The coffee and caek of joi???
Coffe and caek of joi are no lie!
Dans in chair or however yu are, Paul. We all bring wut we hab, and that maeks teh dans purrfekt!
Rosie push wif cayne and kafleen wand us awl majickly in teh air.
This playss is teh gratesst,
ICHC am teh bestest playce inna hole Whirld.
Teh Cheezfrenz am teh bestest peepz inna hole Whirld.
Iffin IRL wuz lyke dis playce,der wud bee sew mush happy an lub an kaer
dat der wud jess be Peace ebbereeware.
*sigh* A dreem-ai haz wun.
Maek it sew oh Ceelin Cat.
Amen, Sister Tidmum!
Strayt frum yor lipz to Ceelin Cat’s eers!
TIDMUM! yew sed “maek it sew”. has yew ben watchin Pikard on TNG?
btw, tNG is teh next generashun, star trek. nawt the irnin guy.
man, it sux bein the orange one. trust me
Ouchies dem is sharpz!
“Gonna fly now…”
U dont need to fly, onlee need to goe teh distance!
Iz it mai maginashun, oar iz teh ornij & wyte kitteh not kwite real?
teh oranj wuns iz poison… mebbe teh left kitteh iz acting in self-defense…
Orange kittehs are beyond real…they be ethereal, they be enchanted, they be in da realm of da heavenlee.
That was so beautiful, CH…I tried to post a picture for you . (Ascii pic?) WP didn’t take it, sthough. I hope I didn’t do something bad by trying to post it. Probably hogged up too much space.
ether-real. _THATs_ wai they luk so fuzzi!
i wuz gonna day dat. *gasp* you don’t think they’d put a non-real kitteh in a lolpic???
mebee itz a stachoo.
Y wud tehy try to trikking us? Wut did wii eber doing 2 dem?
Orange-and-white kitteh
looks more like a plusheetoy.
Dark cat disapproves.
ur haiku – it wins.
mine sumtimes do nawt make sense.
Refrigerator.
Refrigerator makes all teh sense in teh wurld!!!
Grate, ittybittykittycatherine! Bery clebber!
Thank u bery much.
haikus ar laik brain puzzlers-
build lots of brain cells
at leest ai hope so.
Stachoo, mary o? Dis me.
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*snikker*
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oh, I crakz maisef up.
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* luks aroun 2 see if ennybuddy lissening.
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Nobuddy heer? gud. woodn want pippls 2 b finking i b falling apart.
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ged it? crak up . . fall apart. *snerk*
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*roflmao.
*poundz floor wif hands!!!
*wipezes tearz frum izez.
*snorgle*
*snerk*
ai cant halp maiself – u iz too funnee!
Ummmm.. . .cweenmj – ar yoo OK??? Heer. Ai halps yoo up. Nao *pat pat pat* yoo just sit heer in this comfee chayre, an I will bring yoo sum nice hawt choklit.
Maybeee Paul will come ober heer an joyne us. An we’ll awl be c a l m an q u i e t.
Luks liek Cweenmj haz ben oavercum by hers scents ov hyumor, wich
naow haz hers awn teh roapes.
Adn dis wuz jes Rownd Wun!
*turns off innurcom and runs off snickurin*
~watches cweenmj and gets caught up in laffing~
*laff laff snert chuckle*
~starts worrying about cweenmj~
~runs tu fetch cold beverage~
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Gudness, cweenmj! Taek it eezy!
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Here is sum nyss cold beverage.
gezundheit!
oh… _stachoo_ sorry…
fanks. wuz waitin fur sumwun to sayz it.
ohai cweenmj! luks reel to me! but then agin… ai thot the guys on drag shoe nite were reely girls too. mai ny-ev-ity, let me show u it.
mah en-vee, let me show u it.
Dose ‘gurls’ bee lookin tuns bettur dan mee!
/teh slim hips….how i envees dem…
mee too kafleen…envee is hard to avoyd.
but they du hav such a sense uf smile!
How odd…the computer will not allow me to give you 5 burgers. It let me
vote for another person further down, though….just FYI…
that’s ok.. it’s teh thot that cownts!
Akshuwally, teh oranjnwhyte kitteh iz animatronix kitteh at teh Disneewhirled Felinewurld Ryde, n teh darkur kitteh iz frum Disneeland Katz Ob Awl Nashunz exhibit.
How tehy gotz here, mebee photo-manipyulatib tekneeks kud explaanz.
Teh Troll-Mockurree Wurm, u gotz it. Mebbee u got frum mee?
U duz inspier us awl, Kafleen, in sew menee pozitib waaz.
Wee haz 2 keep owr sens ob hyumorz.
I kant help it – I luvs teh expreshun on teh orunj-an-white kitteh’s fayse. I do tink he’s goin backkurds off teh platforum tho.
I’ll ketch yu!!
(Mind teh pointy ends.)
tenth!
Oh, mai, lol! Congrajulashuns!! My pinkee toe bee dantsing fur u!
“Mooomm!!! Gettim off meee! He fell asleep on meee!!”
“Bebbeh you need a smaller imajinary fren!!!!”
http://www.happylolday.com
Funny … this is exactly how my day at work is going right now.
But homescribe – ai thot yoo werked at hoaM??
dats teh HARDEST place too wurk!
Oh, noes!!!!
{{{{{{homescribe}}}}}
*Donkee puts huge vase ub our Camelias on homescribe desk* (doan wurry, dey
majikllee non-allurgical!
Voila! Pulls out sin-free box o candy!
How bowt a footrub?
and duz sumboddee need hoofed?
Kafleen, sum dais yu bees teh nysest purrson awn ICHC buy a myle!
Whut maiks yu sew nyce? Ai can has teh for-mule-ah, pleeze?
It gibs mee warm fuzzees.
and, uh…it’s me job.
Wow, kafleen. Yu are such a nyss cheezfren! Camelias, fut rubs! sin-free candi!
homescribe cannot fail tu be healed all up nyss.
Fanks foar being such a gud cheezfren!
Anger Management class.
I FAIL!!
We stawps teh kar rite heer an sings.
Sing wit ne nao!
I feel pritteh! Oh so pritteh!
I feel pritteh and witteh and gay!
an I pity any gurl who izn’t me todai!
la la la la la la la la la la
OOooo. Dis gud won. I send it too mah soopp–mah supurr–mah boss, ‘cuz wen she mad at me, dis is wut it seemz like. Srsly.
reemynd meeh of criteeks in art skool. vry srs bsns.
pleh.
Orinj/whyte kitteh sez: A simpel “not meeting eggspektayshuns” purr-4-menz rating wuld hav dun it!
No need fur violins . . .
wid or widaot teh sax!
Wowsers, dese too kittehs be rlly upsette! Doan luk lyke dis arm-rasslyng nawt goeing to bees stawppyng ennytyme suun.
We reekwires a refurree. Hmmmm, nune ov there hyoomins ar aroun.
Gess Ai can has to rezoart to teh awld lellow Lolbradoar, hoo be naow taykyng his zzzzzzzzzzzz’s. “Hay, Buster, wake up awlreddy!”
snap out of iiiiiiit!!
Moonstruk ref FTW – wun uv mah fayvrit moovies! Teh slap is a grayt sceen. Heerz teh TV promo (inklooding teh slap):
the back end of the one on the right looks real, the front end fake. is it a toy or a real cat?
and does anyone else have a hard time getting the comment pages to load? it freezes up on me.
Naah—juss kamra angel. Itz reel!
This iz whut happinz at mah werk.
Dis is wut ebry ‘civil’ argument on da internet turnz into, 1 way or anuder.
Heck, in reel life, too.
MOOOMMMMMMM! Hes on mah sied!