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MOM! He’s doin it again!
I iz going to flote like a budderfly and and stings you like a beeee!
Congratulayshuns, Cyndi, on being nawt-sekond!
yo you were smoochin with my brother last night, so try smoochin with dis!!
wud u lieks teh cold bebberage? appl joos mebbee?
Felinesitashunz cyndi!!
wut kind ub song and dans wud u b liking on dis aw spishus ok shun?
Howz ’bout teh “Rocky” theme?
An we ken run up de steps ob da bilding. 
OOh, dat bee ekksiting moosic! I will runs up abowt 3 steps…
*flop*
Ok, I watches…
oh, Hai kafleen!
I sit heer wif u and watchez deh ozzerz running up n doan de stepses. That luk too muchly like deh werk 2 me.
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*lukz @ clok
Oops. can’t stay. gotta go 2 beading and play wif deh beads. i b making a prittee jade nekliss.
But I will coming bak l8er.
oooh yew is a beader too? ai haz moar beads dan energies………… wun ob dese days ai gets goin agin……. ai plais wit teh swarobskeees lots (oar did)
I am new beader, but it b muches fun.
I will posting pikchur
uv deh neklace on my blog wen it bee dun. I hab alreddy
posted pikchurz uv anozzer nekliss and a braslit.
wee played teh Rocky theme at mai grad… gradu-ay… when ai wuz dun wif hi skool. when it wuz dun an we wuz awl runnin owt an eks-eye-ted an frowin our hats in teh ayr.
na naaa nana na naa naaa nanaa na
*run run run*
*pump arms in air*
na nana na naaaaa
concatulations, cyndi, on nawt sekkund!
*makes shake wiv raw eggs*
plenny tu go around!
drink up, maek stawng kitteh!
nanana na naaaaa
dat wood be
*run run run*
gasp gasp gasp
*pump arms in air*
pant pant pant
Iff eye haz tu cum in dere, u boff in trubble. Now cut it owt!
But M-O-M - He startid it! He lukked at me funneh!
*femayl voyce off kamra* Stop lukkin at yor sister! Dont ennybuddy luk at ennybuddy - ah meens it!
He started it, yu finish it!
Stawp de fiting! Go play outsied! Run up teh steps elebenty times!
I need sum peas and kwiet alreddy!
Oops. This was supposed to be up there.
*sigh*
eek. And now it is.
Go owtsied an fine sum naybur to botter! An doan com hoem until dinner tyme.
ummm..haff fast kitteh mudder that aii yam, mai too bois regularlee pull each uthers hairs owt liek dis and aii find maiself yelling in mai mudders voice:
Boys! Knock it awf! Zeek! Obiwan! Stawp it” in most fretning an dangeruss voyce.
wow, just like high school
u noes it, dude
But hez on the hiier wun - and THATZ MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats on the furthest from last, Cyn - I wood offer a danze, but I find ‘em difi - difk - not easy in the mobile chair!!
ai push u wit mai caen! ai sit in teh slidee chare an push u! wii haz fun and dans wit cyndi!
as per Maus’s sujeschion- gonna fly nao-has fun!
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*Disko warnin* (but the geetar player’z kinda kewl & the pikolo is gud, two)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be0LanEZs5Q&feature=related
MOS - I lukked at teh link.
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I lissened to teh link.
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Mai groove is on.
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I can clean teh WHOLE HAUS lissening to this stuff. Kthxbi!
OK, Paul….if u insists.
*Donkee retreeves majikul wand frum teh MDCM and waves it at Paul*
Teh whole chair lifts in teh air amidst byootimuss sparkles an twinkuls an bounces gently too a stately waltz.
Donkee calls out: Hold on, Paul!
Music an flowers and sparklees and ribbons fill teh air! Teh smell ub sweet non-allurgikull perfume (ha! stifulled sumwun!) fills teh air too!
Heer cums teh byootiful waltz moosic!
Ennybuddee wunts too dants?
Iff onlee mah majikul wand wurked on mee…
*sighs and envishuns lookeeng like Renee Zellweger*
You do nawt luk liek Renee Zellweger person. You luk betttter !
(Her has cawmpetyshun. We has to tel hers to moave oaver.)
dats so sweet.
I agrees- Renee Zellweger luks lyke she jus smelled teh fart–alleh teh tyme!!
u noes wants to luik liek Renee Z. her aiis alwus skwinty, her mouf dizapproves uv evvereethin, an aii thot she luiked gud in chicago, wayy two skinnies uther wize.
kthxbai
WOW!!! Kafleen - yoo ar reelee majical today. That iz much better than taht which ai had planned.
ai wants too dants too!
“Bloo Danube Waltz??”
Ohhhh! Dats it! Dats wut wuz in mah hed!!!!!!
YOU has teh majikul!
Yu tink maybe “Da beat(ing) Goes On”??
Untilz teh more Al impruves.
Dis be wun ov teh moast beeyootimus danses Ai has scene iyn a lawng tyme.
*Sniffs* Las tyme Ai sawe ennyfing liek dis wuz at “Swawn Laik”.
Oar mebbee “Sleapyng Beeutee”. *Sniffs sum moar*.
Paul - yoo keep furgetting that yoo can dans HEER!!! Although, ’tis troo, ai ar nawt in the mobile chair, IRL ai am, alas, nawt much ov a danser.
*whisspurrS* but let’s nawt tell enewun an just purrtend we can dans. Or - ai cud just push u around reel fast an skeer yoo!!! But - mebbee taht wudnt bee so fun fur you. An ai don’t know what kind ov dans would be gud fur this pikshur.
Do yoo want to just sit heer wif mee and have sum nice coffee an caek fur Cyndi. The coffee and caek of joi???
Coffe and caek of joi are no lie!
Dans in chair or however yu are, Paul. We all bring wut we hab, and that maeks teh dans purrfekt!
Rosie push wif cayne and kafleen wand us awl majickly in teh air.
This playss is teh gratesst,
ICHC am teh bestest playce inna hole Whirld.
Teh Cheezfrenz am teh bestest peepz inna hole Whirld.
Iffin IRL wuz lyke dis playce,der wud bee sew mush happy an lub an kaer
dat der wud jess be Peace ebbereeware.
*sigh* A dreem-ai haz wun.
Maek it sew oh Ceelin Cat.
Amen, Sister Tidmum!
Strayt frum yor lipz to Ceelin Cat’s eers!
TIDMUM! yew sed “maek it sew”. has yew ben watchin Pikard on TNG?
btw, tNG is teh next generashun, star trek. nawt the irnin guy.
man, it sux bein the orange one. trust me
Ouchies dem is sharpz!
“Gonna fly now…”
U dont need to fly, onlee need to goe teh distance!
Iz it mai maginashun, oar iz teh ornij & wyte kitteh not kwite real?
teh oranj wuns iz poison… mebbe teh left kitteh iz acting in self-defense…
Orange kittehs are beyond real…they be ethereal, they be enchanted, they be in da realm of da heavenlee.
That was so beautiful, CH…I tried to post a picture for you . (Ascii pic?) WP didn’t take it, sthough. I hope I didn’t do something bad by trying to post it. Probably hogged up too much space.
ether-real. _THATs_ wai they luk so fuzzi!
i wuz gonna day dat. *gasp* you don’t think they’d put a non-real kitteh in a lolpic???
mebee itz a stachoo.
Y wud tehy try to trikking us? Wut did wii eber doing 2 dem?
Orange-and-white kitteh
looks more like a plusheetoy.
Dark cat disapproves.
ur haiku - it wins.
mine sumtimes do nawt make sense.
Refrigerator.
Refrigerator makes all teh sense in teh wurld!!!
Grate, ittybittykittycatherine! Bery clebber!
Thank u bery much.
haikus ar laik brain puzzlers-
build lots of brain cells
at leest ai hope so.