Comments on: You have 1 new cat!

By: Jenzy!

Jenzy! — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 16:12:00 +0000

I like phlies xx

By: anivad

anivad — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:28:33 +0000

To hueva postd dis pictur:
Did u get dis cat from RSPCA?
Is it a girl?
Was her name Cleo?
If so she used to live outside our house & we miss her. wud luv 2 think she has nice nu home.
PLEASE REPLY!

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:25:20 +0000

thx JCHK, az fur az ai’m conserned, kitteh tows r teh bestes! bes contehm-playted when kitteh and hyooman are in teh horrizawntal powzishun.

By: no 1 in particular

no 1 in particular — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:16:40 +0000

a veri sassy kitteh, tew!

By: Gunnar

Gunnar — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:02:22 +0000

heh, I laughed my but off =D

By: Duffy

Duffy — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:42:37 +0000

Ohai – I is teh most importunt thing yu has to do today. Jus remembur that. Or I come wawk on yr keybrd to remine you.
Now – tikuls behine eers, pls? Thx.

By: greasycat

greasycat — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:29:27 +0000

No, good kitteh, needs 4 U to call himz fambily in Nigeeeria. Himz has more
fambily needs to come here. kthnxbi

By: LOLDemon

LOLDemon — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:15:15 +0000

Okeh, kitteh,
Dat b fien.
I tayk u hoem
an u b mien.

But plz tu ansur,
du nawt fayl:
Hu haz sent meh
kitteh mail?

By: Meg

Meg — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:52:39 +0000

Lumbergh kitteh says: “If u cud has those TPS reports dun by noon, that’d be graaaate.”

By: kafleen

kafleen — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:24:55 +0000

Yeah, AND……

gleefully putts on ol’ Care Troll Mask:

“It might get a paper cut!”

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:43:16 +0000

Mebbee dis iz rlly owtbawx; Ai fink kitteh rlly wunts to goez owt inna bak yawrd; hers haz fawlen awesleep untyll sumbuddy rmemburz to oapen teh doar.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:22:22 +0000

yew luks inna littlerbawx

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:19:55 +0000

an teh fud dishes an teh kitteh plaitings an on an on………..

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:27:05 +0000

O RLY??? Where do tehy sing?? an hoo ar they?? Purrpahz ai haz scene tehm.

an glad yoo lieked mai liddle danz! Joi-full it wuz!

By: Seward

Seward — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:19:10 +0000

No, that’s not a new cat. That’s the same cat you’ve left in the in-box for a month now. You really should think about doing something about it.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:11:58 +0000

OK, kitteh. I sendz yoo mah accownt info. Plz to be fillin yor por liddel hungree belleh wit cheezburgers.

Oh? Yoo think I shud luk into this moar befoar sending teh munneez?

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:07:58 +0000

Very, VERY carefully.

By: bootawn

bootawn — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:01:24 +0000

an prob’lee an litterbawks tew.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:41:11 +0000

Ai can has dis kitteh? Hur luks alot liek mai Josie-cat. Moslee whyt wif da colorful tayl and spots on hed and bak.

MUCH WANT!

PPPPLLLLZZZZZZ????

kthxbai

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:38:37 +0000

I thot kittehs pointee ends wuz deh shredder.

By: woodchuck

woodchuck — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:38:36 +0000

Doan tell me tihs is a scam kitteh!
Oar a kitteh hoo lyks tu phish.
Luks tu cyoot an innoscent.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:36:59 +0000

U haz a hoel case uv deh cyoot kittehz? Will u b sharing?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:35:26 +0000

Where do ai clik “AXCEPT”?

MUCH WANT!

Work? No want. Much pleh, speshulee on Monday.

By: Gladys

Gladys — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:33:48 +0000

Kitteh iz descendent ob deceeced Centrl Amurrcan dictater. Needz yr halp to getz muneez an cheezburgerz to Amurrica whr gobermint cannawt get at it. Plz to sends banking infourmation an other muneez to following…..

By: GeeNeeZcatz

GeeNeeZcatz — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:15:23 +0000

Tankx JCH4K, Ai lub’d ur danz
Ai wish ai was goin to sheekawgoe wif U…mai fren’z sis N bro singz indah
Opurraz N wee all goes seez dem sumtymz…iz berry njoibull
Much JOI N happytayl furr U. Yay!!

By: Todd

Todd — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:58:52 +0000

Kat in teh inbox claims my on-line bank account needs my immediate attention and all I need to do is click link and enter muh username and password…Delete kat…

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:57:56 +0000

You think just a folder will be enough? I was thinking perhaps you need an
entire filing cabinet instead.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:53:43 +0000

Kitteh sez:
Aym in yor maylbox; Ay am not spam.
Do nawt filter meh, Sam-I-Am!

By: trtskh

trtskh — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:46:19 +0000

grate. wut i do nao?

By: Eric

Eric — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:30:12 +0000

Ai r in ur baskitt bein ur new kitteh! Nao for mai cheezburger, plz!

By: LOLDemon

LOLDemon — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:28:30 +0000

Pritee shor it spam, but hao kan I rezist?

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:59:01 +0000

kitteh colander

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:51:41 +0000

Ohhhh – inspekshun ov liddle tows. Wai, oh wai ar thoes liddle tows so KYOOT. Ai cudda luked at mai Florian’s liddle pinkiee toe padz fur hours wiffout getting board!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:49:12 +0000

GeeNeeZcatz!!! MENNEE conga ratz to yoo up teher in teh cat burd seet!

Ai donut has tiem todai eether to do a nice dans fo joi fur yoo. Sorry. Please accept thiz liddle wun.

*dans JOI dans JOI dans JOI dans JOI dans*

An wising yoo much JOI fur teh rest ov teh day. Ai maiself am shur to hav it cuz ai’m going to sheecago again to see “Eugene Onegin,” wun ov mai favoriet opera!
Yay!!! Happee just thinking about it!

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:45:36 +0000

Oh hai kitteh, i ay-tend tew u furst ting with snorgles an ear smoochies and inspekshun ov liddle tows…kthxbai

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:41:57 +0000

LOL!!

By: halfbeast

halfbeast — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:36:01 +0000

oh, hai! and no, I duntz has seeallis and I duntz inlurch yer purrnis eeder :/

By: GeeNeeZcatz

GeeNeeZcatz — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:33:54 +0000

Tanx Tidmum, ‘preeshee8 it.

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:26:47 +0000

Wunce tended tew-file under C-Cyooooot!
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Concatewlayshuns GeeNeeZcatz!

By: karen

karen — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:14:05 +0000

zacklee!!! wut a grate way too start ur mundee!

By: choklitmonster

choklitmonster — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:05:13 +0000

ai lyke startin dai off wyth teh kitteh in mai in bocks…..DO WANT!!!!!!!!!

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:54:51 +0000

How does U timestamp dat kitteh soes you noes when it arribeded?

By: TomCat

TomCat — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:41:11 +0000

Halp! Hed iz glood to these lettuhs!

By: Shanmao

Shanmao — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:36:00 +0000

Dats a berry flir-tay-shus luk, but u noes dat any attemt 2 moov teh kitteh will b met wif pointy enz!

By: s.t.e.n.d.

s.t.e.n.d. — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:31:48 +0000

if this keeps up, I’ll need a whole new folder for ‘cats’

By: s.t.e.n.d.

s.t.e.n.d. — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:29:23 +0000

aolh*ll’s cat filter
let’s another one thru

cats in your inbox
proves expensive

By: Effected

Effected — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:11:11 +0000

Wats U meanz I’z next to go in shredder?

By: Icanhaspint?

Icanhaspint? — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:09:12 +0000

Sorri sir I cannot du any werk 2day.

I have a particlolarly a-cyoot case of kitteh.

By: GeeNeeZcatz

GeeNeeZcatz — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:04:03 +0000

Oh Hai

Ai’m in ur in box…nexy 2 B tended 2