You have 1 new cat!
eye so happy mai kitteh finally arrived.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: (?)
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Oh Hai
Ai’m in ur in box…nexy 2 B tended 2
Wunce tended tew-file under C-Cyooooot!
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Concatewlayshuns GeeNeeZcatz!
Tanx Tidmum, ‘preeshee8 it.
GeeNeeZcatz!!! MENNEE conga ratz to yoo up teher in teh cat burd seet!
Ai donut has tiem todai eether to do a nice dans fo joi fur yoo. Sorry. Please accept thiz liddle wun.
*dans JOI dans JOI dans JOI dans JOI dans*
An wising yoo much JOI fur teh rest ov teh day. Ai maiself am shur to hav it cuz ai’m going to sheecago again to see “Eugene Onegin,” wun ov mai favoriet opera!
Happee just thinking about it!
Yay!!!
Tankx JCH4K, Ai lub’d ur danz
Ai wish ai was goin to sheekawgoe wif U…mai fren’z sis N bro singz indah
Opurraz N wee all goes seez dem sumtymz…iz berry njoibull
Much JOI N happytayl furr U. Yay!!
O RLY??? Where do tehy sing?? an hoo ar they?? Purrpahz ai haz scene tehm.
an glad yoo lieked mai liddle danz! Joi-full it wuz!
Sorri sir I cannot du any werk 2day.
I have a particlolarly a-cyoot case of kitteh.
U haz a hoel case uv deh cyoot kittehz? Will u b sharing?
Wats U meanz I’z next to go in shredder?
I thot kittehs pointee ends wuz deh shredder.
aolh*ll’s cat filter
let’s another one thru
or
cats in your inbox
proves expensive
if this keeps up, I’ll need a whole new folder for ‘cats’
LOL!!
You think just a folder will be enough? I was thinking perhaps you need an
entire filing cabinet instead.
an prob’lee an litterbawks tew.
an teh fud dishes an teh kitteh plaitings an on an on………..
Dats a berry flir-tay-shus luk, but u noes dat any attemt 2 moov teh kitteh will b met wif pointy enz!
Halp! Hed iz glood to these lettuhs!
How does U timestamp dat kitteh soes you noes when it arribeded?
Very, VERY carefully.
yew luks inna littlerbawx
ai lyke startin dai off wyth teh kitteh in mai in bocks…..DO WANT!!!!!!!!!
zacklee!!! wut a grate way too start ur mundee!
oh, hai! and no, I duntz has seeallis and I duntz inlurch yer purrnis eeder :/
Oh hai kitteh, i ay-tend tew u furst ting with snorgles an ear smoochies and inspekshun ov liddle tows…kthxbai
Ohhhh - inspekshun ov liddle tows. Wai, oh wai ar thoes liddle tows so KYOOT. Ai cudda luked at mai Florian’s liddle pinkiee toe padz fur hours wiffout getting board!!
thx JCHK, az fur az ai’m conserned, kitteh tows r teh bestes! bes contehm-playted when kitteh and hyooman are in teh horrizawntal powzishun.
kitteh colander
Pritee shor it spam, but hao kan I rezist?
Kitteh sez:
Aym in yor maylbox; Ay am not spam.
Do nawt filter meh, Sam-I-Am!
Okeh, kitteh,
Dat b fien.
I tayk u hoem
an u b mien.
But plz tu ansur,
du nawt fayl:
Hu haz sent meh
kitteh mail?
Ai r in ur baskitt bein ur new kitteh! Nao for mai cheezburger, plz!
grate. wut i do nao?
Kat in teh inbox claims my on-line bank account needs my immediate attention and all I need to do is click link and enter muh username and password…Delete kat…
Kitteh iz descendent ob deceeced Centrl Amurrcan dictater. Needz yr halp to getz muneez an cheezburgerz to Amurrica whr gobermint cannawt get at it. Plz to sends banking infourmation an other muneez to following…..
Doan tell me tihs is a scam kitteh!
Oar a kitteh hoo lyks tu phish.
Luks tu cyoot an innoscent.
OK, kitteh. I sendz yoo mah accownt info. Plz to be fillin yor por liddel hungree belleh wit cheezburgers.
Oh? Yoo think I shud luk into this moar befoar sending teh munneez?
No, good kitteh, needs 4 U to call himz fambily in Nigeeeria. Himz has more
fambily needs to come here. kthnxbi
Where do ai clik “AXCEPT”?
MUCH WANT!
Work? No want. Much pleh, speshulee on Monday.
Ai can has dis kitteh? Hur luks alot liek mai Josie-cat. Moslee whyt wif da colorful tayl and spots on hed and bak.
MUCH WANT!
PPPPLLLLZZZZZZ????
kthxbai
No, that’s not a new cat. That’s the same cat you’ve left in the in-box for a month now. You really should think about doing something about it.
Yeah, AND……
gleefully putts on ol’ Care Troll Mask:
“It might get a paper cut!”
Mebbee dis iz rlly owtbawx; Ai fink kitteh rlly wunts to goez owt inna bak yawrd; hers haz fawlen awesleep untyll sumbuddy rmemburz to oapen teh doar.
Lumbergh kitteh says: “If u cud has those TPS reports dun by noon, that’d be graaaate.”
Ohai - I is teh most importunt thing yu has to do today. Jus remembur that. Or I come wawk on yr keybrd to remine you.
Now - tikuls behine eers, pls? Thx.
heh, I laughed my but off =D
a veri sassy kitteh, tew!
To hueva postd dis pictur:
Did u get dis cat from RSPCA?
Is it a girl?
Was her name Cleo?
If so she used to live outside our house & we miss her. wud luv 2 think she has nice nu home.
PLEASE REPLY!