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KA-SPLORT!
conga-rats, Gladys!
Ai get CCC, then we can has dans fur nawt-sekkund?
Congratchulashuns awn yur not second, Gladys!
KA-Grats, Gladys! Ai holdz yer hand now, and wates wiff yU til teh CCC arrives. Ennybuddy know teh nom-her 4 ‘911′?
Ummm, in Oztralia is 000 (stoopy peopl who lookit tooo much tv, dey tink is 911 here)
Is diss ur nawt secund nawt secund, Glad-us?
Oops…srry…I wait furr u too get taken care ub bai teh CCC!
Whew!! Wee shud kawl it teh “Wurd Quisinart,” nawt teh WordPress.
Ai hab bin tryin n tryin 2 komment down b lo, 2 NOMinaat kafleen 4 teh ICHC Hawl ob Faam, sins she haz bin eximpli… examplif… *sigh* showing us awl how wee shud akt wif wun anudder, nawt ownlee in owr wunnerfulz ICHC wurld, but ebereewer. Teh sistum kept bloking mai kommentz, tho.
Hur powem, it wuz teh awwwsum! N it immediyutlee halpt maak it kleer 2 n e nubeez on ICHC taht tehy r welkum heer (az lawng az u lub teh kittehz!)
{{{kafleen}}}!!!
Oh, Feeli, u is such mah good fren an wunnurfull purrsun. <3
{{{feeli}}}}
Feelionophiliac, itz rlly wunnerful ov yoo to tries to NOMinatt Kafleen for teh ICHC Hawl ov Faam, butt nawt to wurry; az far az Cheezfrends ar cuncearned, Kafleen iys in teh ICHC H ov F awlreddy!
Yez, dis was my nawt-second nawt-second. (Dat splort took a lot outta me–tooked me a whole DAY to get back to commenting!)
–duz a little twirlydanse–
Fank yoo awl for yor contradgumalatinz, blankeez, cocoa, CHRGwdoi’s, and awl ovver comtribushuns!!!!!
Bweeep!!! Bweeep!!!! (CCC sigh wren)
Make way!!!! CCC cummin frew!!
Heer ya go Gladys. Sit rite heer. i gibbing yew a nice soft yellow blankee.
Let me scoop up deh branez.
*scoop, scoop, scoop,
Mai dat wuz a big splort!!
*scoop, scoop, scooop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk. pat, pat, pat.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk. pat, pat, pat.
Dere all teh branezes bak in deh hed.
And heer’z a chokklit possum 4 yew, too.
ennyfing elses?
feelin bedderer nao Gladys?
say, are joo gunna finnish dat choklit possum?
juss askin’…
I needz de-splortingz plz. Teh kitteh face, teh floof- tehy toasted me.
i can has desplortification machine?
JK, u b lukking a liddle pail. U need the CHRG(wdoi)? wii hab 1 rie heer wif deh eester ex on it. Let me helping yoo….hold still.
**tug, tug, snug, snug, vwap!
Ooopsie. didn’t meen to snapping it.
Now a liddle duk taip.
**VRRIIIIPPP!!
**SKWEEECH!!
And a nise new pare uv deh shadez 2 keeping yew from seeing dehcyootnesses. Thay are the majur splortz where.
fankyew cweeeeenmj 4 tekkin sush gud kaer ov teh splortinz!!1
Am sush teh daynjeruz pikchewer dat teh Tybooteek haz teh speshul delibbree ov 1950’s baving capz wif rubbur flowurz een assawtid kulurs. = estra stawng CHRG!!1
Pheal frii 2 ewez tehm werevur reek wyrd.
.
Heah.
Taek a phew 4 teh CCC.
Y fank yew Gibbocat.
**lukses ober assortingment uv deh baving capz.
Hhhmm. rubber floerz, Cee horsez, fishletz. Oooohh. A pinkee 1 wif liddle cee shellz! Berry nice. Adn all teh rippledee texchewers, 2! Jus like I rememberingz dem!! Derez waiveez on dis 1. Adn deh sand doll erz. Wii shall awl b sew fash unable!!!
Fanks bery mush, cweenmj. Ai iz awl better, but Ai fink teh vokkabu larry turm ’splortz where’ mai hab undun me awl ober agin.
Dinchoo forgrotz teh duck taype?
Dr Tinycat can fix dat for yous. Hims noor . . . nooro, brane surgon.
that’s the problem with those two person kitten costumes - unless you’re in the lead, the view is always the same
i can has pantomime kitteh?
OH! The Kyootness! Having must scoop up and hug attack!
yoo speeks nawt verreh good lolcat. but it r okay cos it r a good poynt. dis kitteh r bery kyoot an floofy.
nobodee gots too speek lolcat iff dey not wunts, heer. Wee welcums all teh speekers!
<3
Ay-nom to dat.
Cheezfrends can has a lawt ov dyffrunt axxents, az wel.
twoo!
silleh kitteh need breaks =P
has a break … has a kitkat
“Dis iz a portant messij from teh Kitteh Safetee Byoorow:
Pleez check yoor kittehbraykes dis Winter. Or Spring. Summer, whatebber. Juss check dem, k?
Lichurly bajillyuns of hillary-ous axidence happen ebbery singul day dew to kittehbrayk failyur. Dis injery, disdress, angzi-yatee and splortingz can bee avoyded by simplee keeping kittehbrayk flooids topped up reguly-like.
Fankyoo fur lissnin to dis messij. And bee saef!”
how very clever…..
silleh kitteh need breaks =P
silly wurdpress needs a smack.
I fort it were only mee cos i’s a newby
*Pats Hairyharry’s mum*
No, it dat stoopy wurdpress, hoo wun day is gonna get it. *shakes hoof*
Teh newbies needs speshul attenshun.
I wroted dis poem:
A poster sits before the screen
His hunger deep, his count’nance mean
His soul craves what his tongue can’t ask
So fragile it must wear a mask.
Be careful what you say to him
Our new admirer
Our new cheezfrend
He sees the fun but feels alone
Greet him warmly to our home
Oh, cheezfrend, feed that hungry soul!
Bestow 5 burgers!
Fill that hole!
Encourage our friend to play and prance
When he is first, let’s throw a dance!
The world is full of rude and cold
It’s harsh out there!
We must be bold!
And reach out with a loving plate
Of human kindness…it’s ne’er too late.
**sound of floofy pawz clapping**
kafleen dat is absh abso berry berry wondrful!!
gud job!!!!
tanks.
{{{{{Kaflee}}}}}} wut a wunnerful expreshun ob cairing!! we awl feel sew shy at first an it seems laik ebbrybuddy else noes each udder and we feel left awt. iz wunnerful peeps laik yew that bring us awl tegedder. Ai noew! Yew did dat for me!!
*hands jamakitty a red camellia frum our tree*
{{{{{jamamakitty}}}}}
oh hao purdy………. fank yew. it will luk booofitul in mai red vais!!
Oh kafleen, joo iz teh nisest nisest kittah in teh whirled!!!1!
Joo maeks me happee to be a cheezylubber!
I is beein spoiled! {{{boom}}}
yew iz bein apppppresheatid!! nao ai has to go watch DWTS sew ai kin praktis teh ffl dansin!! nite nite
[[[[[[[kafleen]]]]]]
{{{{{{{{{{{{{cheezlubberz}}}}}}}}}}}}
O hai, boom. Ai just wanted to say hao mutch ai admired yur nobul sacry vice wif teh hedsplort to save teh odders awn yur advenchur in teh d”Beaker Lab.
Ai think yoo shud get a Medal ov Nobulness!! {{{{{{boom}}}}}}
ohai, Kafleen!
Ai tinks between yu and Jak Deth and sum ov owr otter
creetive mines, y’all du sum berry gud poetry! Mebbe a buk
deel in teh offing?
jus wonderin……. (shuffles off, muttering, mebbe dey nedz
agent? Ten percent uv…..is wut? hmmmm)
I can dreems, caint I?
is u an agent, turtlol?
O hai, kafleen. Sry, ai furgotted to say HEER hao much ai enjoyed yur poem. Tuooer wers wuz nebber, nebber spoke!! GUD JOB!!!
Oh, Janet, thank you; you are my best Cheezfren!! U noe u doan needs
too say it twice!!! {{{{{{Janet}}}}}}
ohai, Ai cud be agent, ifn y’all needz wun! Ai cans be LAWTS uv
tings!! (giggles maniacally) whaddya need, Ai iz chamel….
kameelion……change-able, pose-able (and wif posable
thums!)
yeah, well…u figgur a way too putt all mah crazee thots tuggedur
and book dem and selll it…..u got it!
Awwww - yoo madez me a wittul weepeez (sync… sins… becuz Iz mostly noo heer).
My lolcat wiff capshuns dint maek voting paeg yet, but the foto of meh kitteh haz bin uzed at leest free tiems nao. Itz teh no-eerz-kitteh wiff teh byootiful rainbow colorz.
Iz a prowd kitteh Mama!
THREE TIMES!?
OMGudness, u MUSS bee prowd!!
Dose littul no-eerz kittehs makes ur hart melt…
Weez gotz two ob dem. Teh sooper-foofy one sed “DO NOT WANT” bout teh rainbow colorificashuns, but teh nawt-footy one purrrrrred & nuzzzzzled teh hole tiem he waz beein colorified.
Teh foofy one dun now wut he mist. Hiz bruvver is nao teh faymuss one.
I seen dat one, Shna, joo muss bee berry prowd!
I has nebber had wun ob mai pitchurs or LOLs put on votey page ebber! But there menny gud wuns there to bee voting fur.
YaY fur Shna!!
O kafleen, dat wuz absolootlee NAWT SEKKIND rate pome!!!! Evereebuddy should hab sumwon as nies as yoo arownd!
{{{{zauber}}}}
hmmmm….*strokes chin* I theenk we needs a crying face wiff a smile…
I diddun meen too frown….
wuz teh wunnurful pome kafleen!!11
shewz wut teh beegsum hart yu haz!!
{{{kafleen}}}
tanks, gibbo!
BTW, duz u hab a cat named Gibbo? If so, dat’s diffrunt; how’d dat
cum abowt? I has been cyurius bowt ur name furr a long wile.