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Ooh! I kin see teh starz!
needz a diffrunt eyepiece to see beetuljuiz bettah in Orion’s betls, dough
sowy, duffy, mint to maek dat a separat commnet. Congratulashuns!
haz yu a songndanz rekwest for being the FFL?
Um…”I can see for milez an milez…”
An as for dansin, I think I bettur jus twirl qwietly on mah chair. Dey looks at me funnee if I dans tu mush at wurk.
But teh twirling goes unremarked?
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Whare u work, at a revolving restoraunt?
No, its jus that theyre used to me being kwietly koo-koo at my desk - hed esplodin, snorking diet coke up teh nose, taht kind of fing.
glad dat be *diet* coke
doan wurree Duffy, teh gratest man of our tiems (Weird Al Yankovic) say “yoo are teh troo lowd of teh dans, no matter wut dose eediots at werk say”!
So fly yoor freek flag hy, k?
yeah!! wair kin ai get wun??
i can see for milesandmilesandmilesandmiles…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuYgdYc0Ie4
praps a Sonic da hejhog selekshun?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn66GaQCVTg&feature=related
Had bout “Ai kin sea klearly nao, teh rayn iz gon”?
oh, datz a gud wun!
so, in my commetn up dere ↑shud be beetlejuice and Orion’s belt, nawt in.
ohai mayyyyweeee o sweeepea…………. ai iz currios. wen iz yr trip to purrrrrroooo? ai am sew jellllus. alwais wanted to go to Maachu Picchu. will yew be goin der? on deh train or walkin?
ihola, jamamamamamamamakitty! i leebz 10 Abril. i hoeps to go to de MachuPichu, but nawt shure hao i be gettin dere. hopin i kan tagalong wif sumone at the sawm werkshop in Ica, prefurrablee sumwun hoos espanish is mucho bettero den mio. i am teh skerred ob banditoes.
er, sawm is posed to be same. wuz typin in teh raparound.
okay, dis is fur jamammamakitty’s kweschun furder down. i try dis spot.will prolly TRIBBLicate, but it just keeps gettin eeted…
try#3
i wroted you a nanswer, but it gotted eeted, & it dint eben hab a linkee.
sew, aisle rite dis, adn it will haz a duble poast, prolly.
’tis a literacee werkshop. i will teach (wif translamators fur dose wifout unibersal tramslators) a klass oar 2 on hao to use sum materials, ,
& help owt as a pinny gig in teh otter classes. doze ob you whoo no wut dey duz to pinny gigs in Pru will see jus hao dangereus dis cud bee!
Teh lass too weaks i gets to be inbolbed in teh constukshun ob a readin primah fer Aguaruna peeps. Moastlee aisle be a gopher/trainee fur dat. At leest dey don’t eet teh gophers dere (oar do dey??)
I am sumwot hobbit-like in dat i prefurrs to read about adbenchures ratter dan bean in dem if it mite inbolb dragons oar banditoes.
so, LCB’s hep is mucho apree she ated.
fanks 4 teh efforts to replai…….. it still sounds wunnerfly citin!! an ai find dat litteracy is a fine porpoise!!!
yew will be fine der…. surround yerself wit teh wite lite!! ai fink tey has dose at teh mucchu pacchu….. (onny funnin)
bleeve me, i will bee prayin.
U want I should rite u a letter of safe passige to sho to teh banditos?
Dat shud dew teh trick, LCB!
Wut willz u fretten dem wif if deh donut complie?
Atomic wedgies
Bluddy noses
Cream o’Wheat in their shoos
Dirty looks
Egg their howses
Frowning sternly at them
ai fink teh sturnly frowning aut to dew it………. oh yea!! ;-(
:p:
oh halp desk!!!! nebbermind
Halp Desk answers:
“Hallooooooo! Haow maye we abuuse yoo?”
aym afeeerd dat aym beyond teh heps!!
Givin tehm teh cold sholder
Hittin tehm veree hard wit a bluntinstrument
Ignorin tehm til tehy Go Awai!
glooing der foots 2 teh grownd
haazing al der chezzburgrz
ignomin… ignomm.. shameful pictoors pohsted on innerwebs
Guests that stay moar than 3 days
Hide their teddy bares
Imitate everything they say in sing-song voice
skippin JKL coz LCB gotz dem alreddee, I bett
Moobing der stuff soz dey kanot findz it
Nootering orr spaying dem
Ovver diabolikal fings 2 be naymed layter
No I stopped. I hasta go now. I check in a little later to C how u guise did.
Oh, OKay, teh merfeez law wilz kiks inn nao
Jugglin wif DER bawls
Kissin der laydees
Lolling at der futyle attemps 2 hert an ICHC fren~
Puttin their hands in dish of warm watter when they sleeps
Questioning their authoritai
Revealing teh surprise endings of moovies
Spittin in their 16 ownse mokka wif extry spresso
Tyin their shoolaces together
Using up all teh tollet papers
Voiding where prohibited
Whistling tunelessly
X-ing out their eyes in their picshurs
Yelling at them 4 something they already pologized 4
Zigging when they expect u to zag
i lub dis list.
fink i will printz it owt adn carry it wif me to sho dem banditoes.
LCB yew makkin me laff an laff an shaykeen in mai seet. Ai amost krid ai
laffin sew hurd.
WIN !!1!!
wun of teh winnest lists I hab seen.
ummm. Prof. d’Beaker, we had a lil advenchure in teh lab. We sabed you frum the 50 yr old scotch. (We borked it)
(is bak on Happy Chair)
*flag at d’Beaker Laboratories at half mast*
is not happy chair
is sad, sad chair
teh gud skotchwiskey borkded?
sniff …
but
*x-preshun brightens*
but
*smile on face*
but
wait-a-minnit. this is ICHC. issn’t teh Tybootik habing a 2-fer-wun skotchwiskey, cognac, and floorwax sale?
*scurries away, whistling*
when i getz back
hawt chawcklate fer eberywun
wif teh opshunal splash ob skotchwiskey
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igor!!! break out teh mugs!
*crash*
*goes off to explain to igor about “break out” as a figger ob speech*
Heer ar teh scotches the CCC carries. Hoep yoo liek wun ov them, at leest.
Types of scotch (paws4thot) - Big Skaree monster
Laphraoig, Bruichladdich, and teh nuu Port Charlotte frawm Islay, Tallisker frawn Skye, Scapa frawm Orkney, Glenfiddich and The Glenlivet frawn Strathspey, Glenmorangie for a Highland, and Sheep Dip. Ah tink daht
cobirz awl teh mayne bayses ob flayvorz.
teh Tallisker is wun ub my faborites. also teh Highland Park is reeeely gud. Iz glad teh CCC is so well-kwipped.
U meen skawtch iz not poysun?
no, no, no. teh orunj kittehs is poysun. teh skotchwiskey is gud.
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well, ok, in inturests of compleet disclosure, skotchwiskee is poyzun, bso it’s important that yew downt drink too much. otter wise, yew duzn’t feel too good.
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confuzilated yet?
Paws4thot reelee knows his scotch!!! At furst he had LOTs of scotch. He said each wun is so different that yoo has to talk to teh purrson at length to dteremine whut kind ov Scotch they wud liek.
ai had to beg him to narrow it doun to nein!!! an these ar they. Glad yoo found sumthing yoo liek.
Pity about the 50 yeer awld bottle!! Kittehz plaiing in teh lab. Sumtiesm nawt such a gud idea!
♫Guests that stay moar than 3 days
Hide their teddy bares
Imitate everything they say in sing-song voice♫
STOP THAT!
wutz the toon? srsly.
O I knoes I has it commin, MaryO. Just givin’ Ambercat something else to singsong back.
wow ambercat, how joo doo dose moosikil noteses? Ai am in oar.
justin case Ambercat is gone fur the eve, aisle hep.
Choo can cutnpaste if you see wun. oar, you can put
& # 9835;
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all skwished toogedder. don’t ferget the semicolon at end.
wow fanks mary o!
teh wunderz ob teh innertoobs…tehy shall nebber end.
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oooh ai wud be toooooo. but it trooooooleeee sounds eggggsiting! ai wunder if yew cin luk for a tour groooop. ai have red dat teh train iz much eazzzier dan walkin up der……. ai cud nawt do dat - oh noes! issn’t it 18,000 ft abub cee lebel?
nao yew makes me curiusss, immagin dat?? or wud deh werd be NOSY??? wut werkshawp is der? it awl sounds reeellly laik a wunderful experrrriens.
otay………..nao ai kin goes to………. in mai mindz innnywais
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMh3A_F4CXo
iz a literacy werkshop. i akshullee haz to teech a few clazzes on hao to yuse sum materyuls fur teechin peeps to read (dere will be a transmalator fur doze wifout teh unibersal transmalators) adn teh lasts two weeks i gets to be inboblbed in teh making ob a readin primer fur teh Aguaruna peeps. i mostlee be intern/gopher fur dat part.
i’m shure twill be a wunnerful expereeyunz, but i aer hobbitlike in dat i enjoy reedin about teh advnchures sumtimes moar dan akshully bean in dem. speshullee if it inbolbs dragons adn/or banditoes
adn, ob cors, nao it shows up. sowy.
Taht be OK; teh moar ov MaryO, teh MaryER!