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Ooh! I kin see teh starz!
needz a diffrunt eyepiece to see beetuljuiz bettah in Orion’s betls, dough
sowy, duffy, mint to maek dat a separat commnet. Congratulashuns!
haz yu a songndanz rekwest for being the FFL?
Um…”I can see for milez an milez…”
An as for dansin, I think I bettur jus twirl qwietly on mah chair. Dey looks at me funnee if I dans tu mush at wurk.
But teh twirling goes unremarked?
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Whare u work, at a revolving restoraunt?
No, its jus that theyre used to me being kwietly koo-koo at my desk – hed esplodin, snorking diet coke up teh nose, taht kind of fing.
glad dat be *diet* coke
doan wurree Duffy, teh gratest man of our tiems (Weird Al Yankovic) say “yoo are teh troo lowd of teh dans, no matter wut dose eediots at werk say”!
So fly yoor freek flag hy, k?
yeah!! wair kin ai get wun??
i can see for milesandmilesandmilesandmiles…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuYgdYc0Ie4
hey
Can you hear me now?
jim lindsey – my favorite recaption so far!
Yah i hear ua now & i sae angry whopper whips mr. big mac.
praps a Sonic da hejhog selekshun?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn66GaQCVTg&feature=related
Had bout “Ai kin sea klearly nao, teh rayn iz gon”?
oh, datz a gud wun!
hi i got uer sms am chris from tanzania were are you from?
so, in my commetn up dere ↑shud be beetlejuice and Orion’s belt, nawt in.
ohai mayyyyweeee o sweeepea…………. ai iz currios. wen iz yr trip to purrrrrroooo? ai am sew jellllus. alwais wanted to go to Maachu Picchu. will yew be goin der? on deh train or walkin?
ihola, jamamamamamamamakitty! i leebz 10 Abril. i hoeps to go to de MachuPichu, but nawt shure hao i be gettin dere. hopin i kan tagalong wif sumone at the sawm werkshop in Ica, prefurrablee sumwun hoos espanish is mucho bettero den mio. i am teh skerred ob banditoes.
er, sawm is posed to be same. wuz typin in teh raparound.
okay, dis is fur jamammamakitty’s kweschun furder down. i try dis spot.will prolly TRIBBLicate, but it just keeps gettin eeted…
try#3
i wroted you a nanswer, but it gotted eeted, & it dint eben hab a linkee.
sew, aisle rite dis, adn it will haz a duble poast, prolly.
’tis a literacee werkshop. i will teach (wif translamators fur dose wifout unibersal tramslators) a klass oar 2 on hao to use sum materials, ,
& help owt as a pinny gig in teh otter classes. doze ob you whoo no wut dey duz to pinny gigs in Pru will see jus hao dangereus dis cud bee!
Teh lass too weaks i gets to be inbolbed in teh constukshun ob a readin primah fer Aguaruna peeps. Moastlee aisle be a gopher/trainee fur dat. At leest dey don’t eet teh gophers dere (oar do dey??)
I am sumwot hobbit-like in dat i prefurrs to read about adbenchures ratter dan bean in dem if it mite inbolb dragons oar banditoes.
so, LCB’s hep is mucho apree she ated.
fanks 4 teh efforts to replai…….. it still sounds wunnerfly citin!! an ai find dat litteracy is a fine porpoise!!!
yew will be fine der…. surround yerself wit teh wite lite!! ai fink tey has dose at teh mucchu pacchu….. (onny funnin)
bleeve me, i will bee prayin.
prar is god fur the sole
U want I should rite u a letter of safe passige to sho to teh banditos?
Dat shud dew teh trick, LCB!
Wut willz u fretten dem wif if deh donut complie?
Atomic wedgies
Bluddy noses
Cream o’Wheat in their shoos
Dirty looks
Egg their howses
Frowning sternly at them
ai fink teh sturnly frowning aut to dew it………. oh yea!! ;-(
:p:
oh halp desk!!!! nebbermind
Halp Desk answers:
“Hallooooooo! Haow maye we abuuse yoo?”
aym afeeerd dat aym beyond teh heps!!
Givin tehm teh cold sholder
Hittin tehm veree hard wit a bluntinstrument
Ignorin tehm til tehy Go Awai!
glooing der foots 2 teh grownd
haazing al der chezzburgrz
ignomin… ignomm.. shameful pictoors pohsted on innerwebs
Guests that stay moar than 3 days
Hide their teddy bares
Imitate everything they say in sing-song voice
skippin JKL coz LCB gotz dem alreddee, I bett
Moobing der stuff soz dey kanot findz it
Nootering orr spaying dem
Ovver diabolikal fings 2 be naymed layter
No I stopped. I hasta go now. I check in a little later to C how u guise did.
Oh, OKay, teh merfeez law wilz kiks inn nao
Jugglin wif DER bawls
Kissin der laydees
Lolling at der futyle attemps 2 hert an ICHC fren~
Puttin their hands in dish of warm watter when they sleeps
Questioning their authoritai
Revealing teh surprise endings of moovies
Spittin in their 16 ownse mokka wif extry spresso
Tyin their shoolaces together
Using up all teh tollet papers
Voiding where prohibited
Whistling tunelessly
X-ing out their eyes in their picshurs
Yelling at them 4 something they already pologized 4
Zigging when they expect u to zag
i lub dis list.
fink i will printz it owt adn carry it wif me to sho dem banditoes.
LCB yew makkin me laff an laff an shaykeen in mai seet. Ai amost krid ai
laffin sew hurd.
WIN !!1!!
wun of teh winnest lists I hab seen.
ummm. Prof. d’Beaker, we had a lil advenchure in teh lab. We sabed you frum the 50 yr old scotch. (We borked it)
(is bak on Happy Chair)
*flag at d’Beaker Laboratories at half mast*
is not happy chair
is sad, sad chair
teh gud skotchwiskey borkded?
sniff …
but
*x-preshun brightens*
but
*smile on face*
but
wait-a-minnit. this is ICHC. issn’t teh Tybootik habing a 2-fer-wun skotchwiskey, cognac, and floorwax sale?
*scurries away, whistling*
when i getz back
hawt chawcklate fer eberywun
wif teh opshunal splash ob skotchwiskey
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igor!!! break out teh mugs!
*crash*
*goes off to explain to igor about “break out” as a figger ob speech*
Heer ar teh scotches the CCC carries. Hoep yoo liek wun ov them, at leest.
Types of scotch (paws4thot) – Big Skaree monster
Laphraoig, Bruichladdich, and teh nuu Port Charlotte frawm Islay, Tallisker frawn Skye, Scapa frawm Orkney, Glenfiddich and The Glenlivet frawn Strathspey, Glenmorangie for a Highland, and Sheep Dip. Ah tink daht
cobirz awl teh mayne bayses ob flayvorz.
teh Tallisker is wun ub my faborites. also teh Highland Park is reeeely gud. Iz glad teh CCC is so well-kwipped.
U meen skawtch iz not poysun?
no, no, no. teh orunj kittehs is poysun. teh skotchwiskey is gud.
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well, ok, in inturests of compleet disclosure, skotchwiskee is poyzun, bso it’s important that yew downt drink too much. otter wise, yew duzn’t feel too good.
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confuzilated yet?
Paws4thot reelee knows his scotch!!! At furst he had LOTs of scotch. He said each wun is so different that yoo has to talk to teh purrson at length to dteremine whut kind ov Scotch they wud liek.
ai had to beg him to narrow it doun to nein!!! an these ar they. Glad yoo found sumthing yoo liek.
Pity about the 50 yeer awld bottle!! Kittehz plaiing in teh lab. Sumtiesm nawt such a gud idea!
♫Guests that stay moar than 3 days
Hide their teddy bares
Imitate everything they say in sing-song voice♫
STOP THAT!
wutz the toon? srsly.
O I knoes I has it commin, MaryO. Just givin’ Ambercat something else to singsong back.
wow ambercat, how joo doo dose moosikil noteses? Ai am in oar.
justin case Ambercat is gone fur the eve, aisle hep.
Choo can cutnpaste if you see wun. oar, you can put
& # 9835;
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all skwished toogedder. don’t ferget the semicolon at end.
wow fanks mary o!
teh wunderz ob teh innertoobs…tehy shall nebber end.
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♫ ?
oooh ai wud be toooooo. but it trooooooleeee sounds eggggsiting! ai wunder if yew cin luk for a tour groooop. ai have red dat teh train iz much eazzzier dan walkin up der……. ai cud nawt do dat – oh noes! issn’t it 18,000 ft abub cee lebel?
nao yew makes me curiusss, immagin dat?? or wud deh werd be NOSY??? wut werkshawp is der? it awl sounds reeellly laik a wunderful experrrriens.
otay………..nao ai kin goes to………. in mai mindz innnywais
iz a literacy werkshop. i akshullee haz to teech a few clazzes on hao to yuse sum materyuls fur teechin peeps to read (dere will be a transmalator fur doze wifout teh unibersal transmalators) adn teh lasts two weeks i gets to be inboblbed in teh making ob a readin primer fur teh Aguaruna peeps. i mostlee be intern/gopher fur dat part.
i’m shure twill be a wunnerful expereeyunz, but i aer hobbitlike in dat i enjoy reedin about teh advnchures sumtimes moar dan akshully bean in dem. speshullee if it inbolbs dragons adn/or banditoes
adn, ob cors, nao it shows up. sowy.
Taht be OK; teh moar ov MaryO, teh MaryER!
i wroted you a nanswer, but it gotted eeted, & it dint eben hab a linkee.
sew, aisle rite dis, adn it will haz a duble poast, prolly.
’tis a literacee werkshop. i will teach (wif translamators fur dose wifout unibersal tramslators) a klass oar 2 on hao to use sum materials, ,
& help owt as a pinny gig in teh otter classes. doze ob you whoo no wut dey duz to pinny gigs in Pru will see jus hao dangereus dis cud bee!
Teh lass too weaks i gets to be inbolbed in teh constukshun ob a readin primah fer Aguaruna peeps. Moastlee aisle be a gopher/trainee fur dat. At leest dey don’t eet teh gophers dere (oar do dey??)
I am sumwot hobbit-like in dat i prefurrs to read about adbenchures ratter dan bean in dem if it mite inbolb dragons oar banditoes.
so, LCB’s hep is mucho apree she ated.
dis multipul poast is all part ob the disrupshun in teh timespacecontinyuwum cauzaliteed by LCB’s unarthur iced use ob teh tiem masheen.
ob course……… howsumebber ebbrytaim ai reads it ai unnerstans moar…….. silly weird press
i can c them 2
hi duffy my mum is a big fan and so am i
YOU CRAZY
K???!!!!????!NO HABLA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mai viewmaster’s borked!
Please don’t skweez teh charming…
like, tooooobular, dude
TP ranned out and I stopped spinning
I think dis is whut they calls a collide-o-scope.
Whew, it’s better now. Before it was going around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. Still dizzy tho.
Oh, my, is that a… a…. unicorm?
teh lubblyest uv dem awl wuz teh unikorn!
four sum reesun taht hedgyhoawg stuk ina tube iz teh funneest fing ai hav seed ina lowng tyme ….maed me laff owt loud…….dose lidle legz stikin oawt liek taht …heee hee heee heee teh wai he’z sittin……OMG iz jest tooo funnee !!!
I agreez – onlee I wunder if he prikled himself sittin down liek taht. OW OW OW!
an ob kors him gotz teh nise eckxpensib playtoyballs rite tehere, an him wantz to play wit teh emtee toylet papur toob.
Eye bin Rick Rolled agin!
conga-ratuma-layshunz!!!!
agin!!!!
This be actor preparing for leed role in hedgehog produckshun of “Cyrano de Bergerac”
Makeups needz wurk.
Hedgehog commewnity theaters is shockingly underfunded.
So dey’s hedging der bets!
His acting is well rounded but his range is narrow and his style is, well,
a little cardboard.
Yu hedjehog theetur critiks are alwaies so prikly. Come on, this is his first starring roll.
meh – spineless thespians always hedging their bets.
and hogging the stage.
Cyranose?
Cyranose de Cheezbergerac?
c’est un pic, c’est un cap, c’est un peninsule!
c’est un pickle, c’est un catsup, c’est un cheezberger!
ok. so i got on teh innertubes to see wat teh big deel was.
and, ok, so i see teh disaproofing bunneh. SO WAT?
Filterin teh Intertoobs – yor doin it rong!
Walrus told me dere’d be a bukkit in heer sumware.
hedghawg poakd hoals in da bukkit wif hiz poakey hare
Eye wachin “Cat of 1000 Faces” on MyeToob!
teh intertubes r now getting clogged by hejhogs
Wow, guise, can I innerupt for a sec? Like 5 minutes ago I maded a pic in teh lolbilder and it is on teh voting page rite now! That was fast! I submitted a few last night, first time in a few months.
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Nyways, if u wants, plz to vote? *bats eyelids engagingly* Is this pic:
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http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=825234
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We now return u to ur commintz, alreddy in progressification. kthx
i boted!
*holds out paw engaginglee, praktising teh LCB manooover*
Now there is 2 moar! OMG! Look 4 “Tung Wash Only” and “I is well bred, not, well, bread.”
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I think I just peed a little.
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And u hold teh paw out toepad side UP, Mary. That’s better.
sigh. i wishes hedgiehogs waz legul in california.
Doo deh tern dem bak at teh bordurr, lyke dey do wif teh forbidden froot?
U meen (gasp) it’s ileegull 2 b a hegehog in kaleefornya?
kant tehy b habbing teh grin kardz?
Ebbryfing is illegawlz in Kaleefornee! No weezil pets, no hedgyhogs, no dis, no dat, no de uvver fing. Der’s a reezon I cawls teh Feesh an Gayme doods teh “F@@@ Goons”. Ai libbs in teh Whine Kumtry, bai teh wae.
Doo U whant cheez wid dat whine?
I voteded for teh bread one beefor I gnu it wuz yourz — good job, LCB!
Thx, Shna! It’s been a little while since I dabbloled in teh lolbilder. Teh “recaption ” feetchur is spiffy!
ai had wun show up onna votin paig yestidday too…. had jus submittid it. mus be a change inna process? yew tink? we keeps an eye on it an see if we make teh BIG page!!
Is almost too fast now. But I rember tryin for months and months just to get on teh voting page. Then if was a few moar months before one of mines made it to teh big time. Just teh one so far, tho.
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Which was urs yestidday?
it wuz a cyoot calico kitty standin in frunt ob the tb – obama on tv. kitteh ask hao to vote onna innertubes. went from page 1 to 8 to 16 in a matter of minits!! at least wiii kin feel laik we are part of it. ai will have to vote wen ai get home. none of teh burgers show up on mai werk puter and sumhao ai don fink it is appropriate tew call teh help desk for dis……….. waccha fink? only kiddin
There was no ICHC when I werked onna Halp Desk last, but one time I went to a lady’s desk and first she yelled at me because it taked so long to get to her — and diddent care that there was emergensies ahead of her — then it turned out her problem — her *computer* problem, that is — was that she wanted halps choosing and downloading a screensaver. “Whut u think,” she axed, “teh unicorms or teh leberchauns?”
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I is so glad to not werk on a Halp Desk no moar.
wuz diffrunt wen it wuz jus 4 puter issshoes…….. but where ai werx yew has to cawl teh helpless desk 4 ebbryting… den it gets elebated and yew gets to start ober and on and on an on an on……….. ai fink yew gets mai drift
Astronomer hedgehog sees Uranus.
get in the car!!!
get in sumthing, as long as itz not richard gere
dats wut ai sez!! oooh oooh
that is so stupid
WIN!!!!
HEDGIE HEDGIE HEDGIE!!!!
In the deepest Amazon, Pygmy Hedgehog headhunters use blowguns and poison darts to stalk their prey.
No, when I said, “Roll ‘Over the Hedge’,” I meant to show the movie.
Anerabuhls! Ai sees Mr. Bun looken at mee!
Male hedgehog forgot and left toilet seat up again
Ai lubz teh Bushpigz.
Dey bisit mai gardin alla tyme.
Fern lernt teh hard wai nawt tew pat wib pawz!!
Ok, how you get teh smiley wif teh bigs ize? Can’t figger owt whut 2 type.
Kthx!
It b : shock : only wifout teh spaces.
Fank u!
Spiny Norman lookin for Dinsdale in verrah stranje plases.
an nao fer sumthins compltlee difrnt!
Dinsdale!
i can detects
enemy bomberz comin in
O, Hai, Missus Tiggly Wiggly. Howe be ebberting doin at Beatrix Potter’s howse?
(Ai has a sad bout Missus Wiggly; Ai nebber thot her wud wynde up dis waye!)
if i c another goddam “ur doing it wrong” lolcat i’m gonna frakkin go postal
luk awai frum deh yr doin it rong………anover lol kittlin will cum along
POST(AL)ING COMENTS
ur doin it rong
*stick* my stamp ob approbal
according to the letter of the law, our priority is to zip in and express our metered opinions of second rate posts containing hazardous material
…but dat is one of de leitmotif’s of ICHC, just like ‘fail’ and ‘epic fail’
mmm…leitmotif…nomnomnom
don’t ferget the “emo” seeries, adn teh Cheezes Twice, itz a_______get in teh _______.
cheezes twice it’s a EMO!???!!!1!!
OMGWTFBBQ!!1
get in teh …. um, just hide, k?
and TEH BUKKIT!!!
sense uv humor
YR DOING IT RONG
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teh intertoobs, ur dooin it rong, Sonic!
appropreeeeeeeeut song here
LOL omg thats sooo funny! ROTFLOL!!!!
Hez on fasebuk, Quentin H. Hedgington
Hez on fasebook, Quentin H. Hedgington!
& on utube lolz
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7gnbSLITm3k
teh eyroni
this is very nice site for making friends.
17pts in moth balls
Wheres the red ball lol 17pts in moth balls
lol Sawnik iz on utube. u watchin him???
XD
yo this place is not of the hook do too all ya bein stupid loosas
how long is this?
it is kind of cool i think
funny lookn pic of youre ass
hi cool picture man.
Funny pic’s is like so cool
oh wow theze new burrows are to die for
This is stupid.
hello peoples iz new
suiwoaGFDEHQFBRLWHWLWLR
that is so funny …