Comments on: take a kitteh

By: Kira

Kira — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 17:39:23 +0000

this 1 iz 2 funni!

By: Cat-i

Cat-i — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:37:01 +0000

oooh, new splort-ressistunt shayds!?! Gimmeh! Want! I can has deh red wun plz. Kthx.

Verree nayes uf yoo 2 remynd us uf halping teh nayghbourgh wif protekshun! iz nicer 2 walk heer if no brayns all ovun teh plais, they skuishy. Mite slip 2.

Alwyn remember protekshun!

By: Mini1337s

Mini1337s — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:20:40 +0000

Dis is cats, not furbzles.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:11:51 +0000

Fangs, turtlol! I duz whut I kan. We awl taeks owr turn kayring fur teh injoored.
As they sez in teh Dire Straits sawng (well, mebbe in nawt so menneh wurds), sumtiems yor teh brayn splorts; sumtiems yor teh CHRG!
Choklit possums? *blinks* Wow, grayt!
As they tawt meh in gurl skowts when ay wuz a kitn – alwayz keep yor duk tayp at teh reddy!

By: turtlol

turtlol — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:21:21 +0000

aw, gremlin, yu bee teh hardest-werking gremlin in ICHC! Yu Allways kleening up fur sumwun!

Ai hopes yu gibs yu sum choklit possums and *luks around kwikly* and hides a floofy blankee fur yu sumtymes!

Donut werk tu hard! We needz yu! Fanks!!!!

Ai halp yu kleen up teh mezzes wen Ai cans, but dese da** peeps heer, dey seem to wunt me to WERK sumtymes….da Noive of sum peeps! Ai has duckie tayp at teh reddy, if yu needs sum moore.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:00:52 +0000

Gud job, Spring! Duffy, yoo is lukkin so much teh beddur.
Teh splortswayr shayds is just to screen a liddel uv teh kyoot owt. So yoo can luk but teh brayns stayz in teh hed. Plz to be praktissin saef ICHC!
Teh CHRG, teh shayds, neggst ther will be Kevlar vests to purrtekt teh hart strings frum bustin!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:58:28 +0000

LCB – yoo is teh funneh. Yor killin meh! That cell fone tower remark abuv, and nao this.

*guffaw*

Fangs fur startin mah day wit laffter!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:57:14 +0000

Oh noes. Moar bodies this morning! no 1 – I mops fur yoo *mop mop* an tuks yor brayns bak in *tuk tuk*. Yoo luks a liddel payl. Lemme giv yoo sum of owr best choklits. They will halp yor brayns gro bak. And a hug too. {no 1} Awl beddur nao?

By: Cat-i

Cat-i — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:40:37 +0000

Wow! I wus so liek “leave kittehs?!? buahahahahahaha! No ways…” dat I furgot to splort! N i diddunt eben haf mah CHRG/wdoi on! Wow! I wus so arrogant dat I didunt SEE all teh kyoo—*swush*

Ha. Almust got meh.

By: Cat-i

Cat-i — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:35:08 +0000

Eksaktlee wut I wus tinkin!

Sum peepl wanna try deir luck, leevin kittehs tinking dey wuld get sum bak 2. Hah! I takes em all and runs away reely fast.

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:35:15 +0000

oh hai, Hogan an Hobbes an dere momma. Hopes u all has funz here.

Dis pic is fur peepls like me, hoo is willing to take dere chainj in kittehs. Jus let me get mah chikkin-hed-rubber-gluv (CHRG) on befour mah hed goez SPLORT frum teh kyoot. U bedder take wun too, if u is noo here. I has an extry wun sumwares. . .*rummage rummage* Oh, yesh, here u are. It looks lubly on u. An here is sum duck tape to make shur it stays on good an tite. Dass rite.

Trajickly, menny peepls has losted dere braynes frum lukkin at teh kyoot kittehs wifout teh purrteckshun. Teh staff of teh Cute Crash Cart (CCC) duz dere best to scoop dem up (teh braynes, I meen) an tuck dem bak in, but u nebber no wen ur brayne is gonna get mixded up wif sumwun else’s. An den, sumtimes dey rolls unner teh furnichur an getz all dust-bunnied an teh kittehs finds dem an takes dem out an plays wif dem. Dat is wy I am teh way I am today–kittehs takin mah brayne out an playin wif it. But fanks to teh good cheezfrenz an teh ministerashuns of teh loyal CCC staff, mah brayn is almos as gud as noo.

Fankoo, cheezfrenz!

By: woozled

woozled — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:00:17 +0000

OOpsie, mai bad!! Joo iz rite!
.
Still a guuuuuuuuuuurrrrrATE nayme!

By: no 1 in particular

no 1 in particular — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:43:14 +0000

OMAICEILINGCAT! dat b TEW kyewt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*SPLORT SPLORT SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPAAAAAARRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFF*
*splort splort splort*
CCC, plz?

By: woozled

woozled — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:40:28 +0000

Iz teh gaym at teh Bronz?

By: woozled

woozled — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:36:25 +0000

HA! Noe mundai mornin SPLORTZ happen too meh! Ai haz mai “Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses” whut proteks agenst teh SPLORTS alsoe too!!
.
Beesydes itz evenin’.

By: woozled

woozled — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:24:48 +0000

Ai wunders if supportin teh noe-kil hyoomin shelturs iz worf it.
.
Eckspeshullee aftur wachin teh nooz or sum
“2 menny traylurz, not enuf toofies” kymd ov “COPS” showe
(noe offense ment 2 enny cheezfrens who mai live in teh moebyl hoam)

By: Eric

Eric — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:21:49 +0000

Akshuallee, it wuz “Thurl.”

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:20:09 +0000

Fyve Bebbeh Kittehz
vye 4 chanss 2 maykz Spesshull
Boal dayr Speshull Playss

Speshull Boal verrreh
popyoolurr. So wyde. So smoov.
So slikk… Purrfekkt Fit!

Beeg enuff 4 wun
Bebbeh Kitteh! Nawtz maydz 4
Kitteh Cawnvenshunn

Behbee Kittehz smrt!
Deesyde 2 waytz eech uddur
owt byez taykeeng Napz

Jack.

By: woozled

woozled — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:18:27 +0000

RIP, Thorn Ravenscroft.
.
(DAYUMN, that’wuz a grate nayme!!!!)

By: salleh

salleh — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 00:41:27 +0000

ai contz 6 kitnz in dat bowl…..3 oranj wunz, an 3 stripeyz…..howd dey getz awl 6 kitnz to stai ina bowl lowng enuff to taek teh piccure ????

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 00:26:23 +0000

“We has seekritly replaced Grumpy McGrumperson’s morning coffees wif kittens. Let’s see if he notices.”

By: mimzoid

mimzoid — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 00:12:37 +0000

akshully, bowl wuz empty, den someone ran teh can-opener an suddenlee *POOF!* kittehs appear as if by majic.
at least thatz teh way it wurkz at my howse.

By: NONO

NONO — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 23:02:51 +0000

NONO U doin it rong….
Take a kitteh
Has it fixed
NO mor leevs a kitteh!!! >:(

By: Chicken Girl

Chicken Girl — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 21:16:00 +0000

also be careful not to let teh Klingons poison their fud!

By: tasha

tasha — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 21:04:48 +0000

You culd danse to anyfing by Crowded House, tu.

Also dis is teknikaly tea, but is tastee lyke bestest hawt chokilit evar:
http://www.bobateadirect.com/product.php?productid=986

By: experiment 626

experiment 626 — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:52:05 +0000

o hai gremlin i maked u a parfait fer saven ebbrebodies lief
but i eated it

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:42:00 +0000

Ai fink dis lil kitteh bowl be teh ‘sekrit weppin’ov kyootness. Wenebber yoo cum upawn sum rlly crabbee adn graowchee iyndeevyjooal, speshually onna Mundaneday, yoo stix teh doorabul kitteh bowl unner der noses adn wayte to sea wut happins. HEH, HEH, HEH,….LOLZ

By: Hogan and Hobbes Muther

Hogan and Hobbes Muther — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:34:22 +0000

Dis is a nu web site for my 2 kitteh’s and moi. We think take a kitteh, who could take just one kitteh? houzes need many, many kittehs from sheltzers

By: experiment 626

experiment 626 — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:30:29 +0000

tanx gremmie i oaz u 1. mah braynze fele smrtur alwreddy!

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:26:46 +0000

Thx greasycat. Todai ai lurves troll. U r absulootlee rait.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:12:15 +0000

Whut shelter u get ur hyuman bebbeh from?

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:06:02 +0000

"They're GRRRREAT!"

By: NangyCat

NangyCat — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:45:03 +0000

too too twooo! I gots wejected as a kitteh owner, by a no-kill plais that mah vet was ABSLUTELY CRAWLIN wid kittehs, befo I wents to nudder rescew org.

An NEN, DEY went and gib us THREE, cludin a speshul needs one. Almos as hard as dopting hyuman bebbehs, sometiems (and I done dat so I nose).

By: Duffy

Duffy — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:42:22 +0000

Ohhh. tahts mush bettur, fanks. Tho Im not shur I want to screen owt teh kyoot – I needs it bad here at wurk. Just mebbe some glasses that dial it bak a littul? Like teh Ekx-men Siklops dood?

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:22:30 +0000

What will teh collidge stoodints of this generation do now that there is not many phoneboofs?
.
See how manny can fit on a cell tower?

By: PwnedBy2Kittehs

PwnedBy2Kittehs — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:18:55 +0000

I’ll beat ‘em up for information, great, but not to defend your right to gamble for kittens!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:18:09 +0000

Kittehs try de fone boof gaem

Wif les sukses

By: Lyanthya

Lyanthya — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:17:57 +0000

Plane shaydz fer me, plzkthx. An chokklits! Yum! I hadz a nap, an I feelin a bit beter. Hard ta stae wayk wif brainz drippin ebberyware.

Fanks, Gremlin.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:05:33 +0000

Heerz yor blankee. *tuk sawft blankee*
{rhsb} Yoo tayks yor nap. Forchunitlee, I haz ketched LCB wit mah new critter catchy net I got fur Crismus (over on teh pikshor uv teh mad BBQ grill).
So I can taek a nap nao too!
*kurls up on blankee*
I haz had enuff Monday fur wun day, kthxbai!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz

By: greasycat

greasycat — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:02:57 +0000

All right, I guess it’s my turn in the troll barrell.

clears throat, steps up on soapbox

What’s the matter with you people? How can you say you love kittens and
then laugh about cats stacked up in a bowl in this inhumane way?! Maybe the
one on the bottom can’t breathe, did you ever think about that?! And the very
concept of ‘take a kitten’. Do you know what comes from just giving kittens to
anybody without screening prospective families?!

Whew, trolling hard work. Goes off to take a nap

By: Spring

Spring — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:02:49 +0000

O mai, has no wun hepped you with yor splort? Heer, let mee

sweep, sweep,
scoop, scoop,
tuck, tuck, tuck

Heer’s sum duk tape to keep yu togetter so’s yu dunt splort agin

Mebbe CCC haz sum CHRGs and sum hot choklit and a warm blankee for yu…

An’see if yu kin get a som ob dose sunglazzes dey was passin out erlier to screen aout de kyootness

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:00:41 +0000

Buffy ref FTW

By: s.t.e.n.d.

s.t.e.n.d. — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:58:52 +0000

can I get kitten sprinkles with that?

uh – let me rephrase that…

By: PwnedBy2Kittehs

PwnedBy2Kittehs — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:43:27 +0000

Spike finally haz enuf kittehs to git into teh demon poker gaem.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:42:53 +0000

Sowwy ai splorted, gremlin. Dis tiem it weren’t ur fawlt.

Ai was 2 bizee scrapin da snow offa mai car dis mornin dat ai forgotted mai CHRG.

Monday – pleh.

Ai can has nap nao, plz?

By: Simon Nolan

Simon Nolan — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:37:30 +0000

/me looks at pic, then at “catsoup”…

WIN!

ROFLMAO!

By: Eric

Eric — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:36:51 +0000

Ai wil taekz mai chanj in kittehs, plz.

By: Duffy

Duffy — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:22:40 +0000

Bowling for kittehs – dis is a steee-rike!
*splort*

By: gremlin

gremlin — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:10:36 +0000

I haz alwayz dreemed uv workin wit eggzotik kittehs liek dat. Teh behbehs is so cyoot!

Smithsonian Magazine had a storeh a munth or too bak (mebbe Jan or Feb) abowt teh laydee hoo is teh whirld eggspurt on cheetahz. Teh pikshors uv her wit this beeg cheetah that she had saved when it wuz a kitteh wuz so amayzing.
Mah kitteh (nao waytin fur meh by teh brij) yoosed to walk wit himz tayl tuchin mah leg. Ther wuz a pikshor uv her walkin with this beeg cheetah – an himz tayl wuz tuchin her. Beeg kittehs, liddel kittehs – they awl haz teh cyoot!

By: Shanmao

Shanmao — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:03:47 +0000

Speekin o’splorts, we wuz on va-cay-shun las fawl, an stopped by dis teeny lil wildlyf park in Orryguns. Dey hadda widdle babbeh wyte tigger der (6 weex owld), an I gots 2 howld him 4 a bit… oh, mans, INSTANT splorts! Wut a kyootie! Der wuz a caracal ai got to hold 2, gorjus gurl. Got mah kitteh fix 4 teh dae!