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Instant kittehs haz had de water added and haz expended to almost full size.
It seems they’re born pregnant – which is really quite a time-saver!
Just kwit feeding them da kwadro…qwadrotriti….um, grain.
also be careful not to let teh Klingons poison their fud!
Dis is cats, not furbzles.
Ohai, Cookie’s Hoomin! Concatz awn teh grate furfest frum last!
Wuht iz yur pleazur fer teh danzes an teh drinkees?
I be told there iz song by Elvis Costello kallled “Getting Mighty Crowded” – I haz never heard, I don’t thinks, but it sounds like an apt title for da above pikshur. Az for da drinks, instant hot chocolate 4 everyone – just add water; maybee you gets cupful of kittehs instead.
You culd danse to anyfing by Crowded House, tu.
Also dis is teknikaly tea, but is tastee lyke bestest hawt chokilit evar:
http://www.bobateadirect.com/product.php?productid=986
freeze-dried kittehs?? Oh Noes!!!
if dey dri out, do deh shrink?
ooo…. I can haz poket kitteh?
instent kitteh reddy to surv, jus add milk!
“cup-o-cat turned out to be one of the more popular spin-off flavors”
I’d like whipped cream and a cherry on my kitten sundae, please.
I wood like kittehs on my kitteh sundae pweez wif kittehs onna side
can I get kitten sprinkles with that?
uh – let me rephrase that…
“They’re GRRRREAT!”
RIP, Thorn Ravenscroft.
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(DAYUMN, that’ wuz a grate nayme!!!!)
Akshuallee, it wuz “Thurl.”
OOpsie, mai bad!! Joo iz rite!
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Still a guuuuuuuuuuurrrrrATE nayme!
Heinz even developed its own vershun: Heinz 57 Catsoup.
/me looks at pic, then at “catsoup”…
WIN!
ROFLMAO!
Dis is a nu web site for my 2 kitteh’s and moi. We think take a kitteh, who could take just one kitteh? houzes need many, many kittehs from sheltzers
oh hai, Hogan an Hobbes an dere momma. Hopes u all has funz here.
Dis pic is fur peepls like me, hoo is willing to take dere chainj in kittehs. Jus let me get mah chikkin-hed-rubber-gluv (CHRG) on befour mah hed goez SPLORT frum teh kyoot. U bedder take wun too, if u is noo here. I has an extry wun sumwares. . .*rummage rummage* Oh, yesh, here u are. It looks lubly on u. An here is sum duck tape to make shur it stays on good an tite. Dass rite.
Trajickly, menny peepls has losted dere braynes frum lukkin at teh kyoot kittehs wifout teh purrteckshun. Teh staff of teh Cute Crash Cart (CCC) duz dere best to scoop dem up (teh braynes, I meen) an tuck dem bak in, but u nebber no wen ur brayne is gonna get mixded up wif sumwun else’s. An den, sumtimes dey rolls unner teh furnichur an getz all dust-bunnied an teh kittehs finds dem an takes dem out an plays wif dem. Dat is wy I am teh way I am today–kittehs takin mah brayne out an playin wif it. But fanks to teh good cheezfrenz an teh ministerashuns of teh loyal CCC staff, mah brayn is almos as gud as noo.
Fankoo, cheezfrenz!
I takes them all! kthx
Me too! But not leaving any in return!
This supposed to be under LCB’s “I’ll take them all!” comment!
Stoopy computer!
Mah cup runneth over… wif cute!
Waiter! Tehre ar kittehs in mai soup!
Kwiet, or everywun will want one!
Too late. Eberybody already wantz AT LEAST one!
Ai wants ALL!! Dey too kyoot to chuze jus wun!
Sumhao, I dowt mehnee peepul leev a kitteh. Speshuleee arownd heer.
LEAVE a kitteh. Heh. Good luk widdat.
mutter mutter mutter.
Eksaktlee wut I wus tinkin!
Sum peepl wanna try deir luck, leevin kittehs tinking dey wuld get sum bak 2. Hah! I takes em all and runs away reely fast.
Wow! I wus so liek “leave kittehs?!? buahahahahahaha! No ways…” dat I furgot to splort! N i diddunt eben haf mah CHRG/wdoi on! Wow! I wus so arrogant dat I didunt SEE all teh kyoo—*swush*
Ha. Almust got meh.
Wait … I thot teh packit sayed Instant Oatmeals? Mebbe shudn’t added so much milk….
dem iz sum mitey kewt kittehs
yea dem is su**SPLORT!**
o darn splorted agin frum two mush kewt
is okay kittehs liek me has nine livs
Oh noes, ay cums to see dis pikshor an der is boddies uv ICHC’ers ebberywharz!
e626 – heerz sum duk tayp fur yoo. I tayps yoo up after tukkin yor braynz bak in.
*tuk tuk, tayp tayp*
Sum choklit an yoo is gud as noo!
Fank you, Gremlin. Dis obviouslee a 4 alarm emergensea. CART!
tanx gremmie i oaz u 1. mah braynze fele smrtur alwreddy!
o hai gremlin i maked u a parfait fer saven ebbrebodies lief
but i eated it
is cewt until you realizes ther iz kitteh under those kittehs that has stopped breathings. I can haz oxygen?
That’s how it is in famblies wif lotsa kids. U hasta take turns wif stuff. It’s just not Billy’s turn to breathe today.
All right, I guess it’s my turn in the troll barrell.
clears throat, steps up on soapbox
What’s the matter with you people? How can you say you love kittens and
then laugh about cats stacked up in a bowl in this inhumane way?! Maybe the
one on the bottom can’t breathe, did you ever think about that?! And the very
concept of ‘take a kitten’. Do you know what comes from just giving kittens to
anybody without screening prospective families?!
Whew, trolling hard work. Goes off to take a nap
too too twooo! I gots wejected as a kitteh owner, by a no-kill plais that mah vet was ABSLUTELY CRAWLIN wid kittehs, befo I wents to nudder rescew org.
An NEN, DEY went and gib us THREE, cludin a speshul needs one. Almos as hard as dopting hyuman bebbehs, sometiems (and I done dat so I nose).
Whut shelter u get ur hyuman bebbeh from?
Ai wunders if supportin teh noe-kil hyoomin shelturs iz worf it.
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Eckspeshullee aftur wachin teh nooz or sum
“2 menny traylurz, not enuf toofies” kymd ov “COPS” showe
(noe offense ment 2 enny cheezfrens who mai live in teh moebyl hoam)
Can it b dun? Leeb a kitteh? Ai fink nawt! Tayk a kitteh, shur. Ai tayk moar den wun! Ai tayk teh hol bol! But ai no leeb a kitteh. Espeshlee a itteh-bitteh-babeh-kitteh.
Ai hoap teh CCC b fulee stawkd wif teh eesinchulz…dere mebbe sum mayjur splortn soon.
*SPLORT*
Oops. Din hav mah RCHG on…Mundae mornin. Ai gots it.
Oh noes, Shanmao. Mundae mornin splorts – yoo must bee moar prepayred in teh fyoochur! Heerz an eggstry CHRG – I pullz it owt uv mah bak pokkit fur yoo.
I chayses down ebbery liddel brayn cell an puts dem bak wher they belongz.
*chayse chayse, scoop scoop, mop mop*
A liddel duk tayp an yoo is gud as noo. Choklit fur yoo? An a blankee?
O fank u , fank u, gremlin! I hads mahn ryte heer, I swerz I did! I finks 1 uv mah kittehs mayde awf wiff it. Deys awlways hidin mah stuffs. Iz okay nao; gots a mokky an a toasty crumpet. Luks laik it gon b a bizzy splort dae…I’ll grab teh spayre mop an giff u a hand.
HA! Noe mundai mornin SPLORTZ happen too meh! Ai haz mai “Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses” whut proteks agenst teh SPLORTS alsoe too!!
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Beesydes itz evenin’.
LEAVE a kitteh? Nawt happenin heer.
SPLORT! Uh-oh.
Oh noes, rhsb – yoo shud no beddur!
*luks at cyoot kittehs, luks away*
Yes, I seez whut we’re deelin with heer today. Pleez to put on yor own CHRG befoar halpin yor naybor put on hiz/herz. I tuks in yor brayns an tayps yoo up. *tuk tayp, tuk tayp*
Heerz sum splorts-resistunt shayds to put on. If yoo cant luk away, at leest wayr sum purrteksun! Theyr frum teh new spring ICHC splortswayr lien. I haz a whole baskit full. Pik whichevvur cullur yoo lieks best.
Sowwy ai splorted, gremlin. Dis tiem it weren’t ur fawlt.
Ai was 2 bizee scrapin da snow offa mai car dis mornin dat ai forgotted mai CHRG.
Monday – pleh.
Ai can has nap nao, plz?
Heerz yor blankee. *tuk sawft blankee*
{rhsb} Yoo tayks yor nap. Forchunitlee, I haz ketched LCB wit mah new critter catchy net I got fur Crismus (over on teh pikshor uv teh mad BBQ grill).
So I can taek a nap nao too!
*kurls up on blankee*
I haz had enuff Monday fur wun day, kthxbai!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz
oooh, new splort-ressistunt shayds!?! Gimmeh! Want! I can has deh red wun plz. Kthx.
Verree nayes uf yoo 2 remynd us uf halping teh nayghbourgh wif protekshun! iz nicer 2 walk heer if no brayns all ovun teh plais, they skuishy. Mite slip 2.
Alwyn remember protekshun!
ooohhh..poor kitty kitty kitty…that orange one looks sooooo cute
vrempire – luk away! kwikly! Heer – kwik, take this CHRG! I haz anudder wun in mah pokkit. Put-it-on, kwik!
An ownce uv purrvenshun is wurth a pownd uv splorts!
SPLORT!
Uh-oh. Brainz ebberyware.
Itz a bizzy day heer! Weer lukky teh ICHC is freshly stokked wit duk tayp an blankees!
Yor brainz is ebberyware – I mops fur yoo. *mop mop*
Um, rhsb haz teh baskit uv splortswayr shades. Heer, pass teh shayds alawng to teh udders, rhsb. Lyanthya, whut cullur uv shayds wuld yoo liek? We haz wuns wit playn cullurs, we haz wuns wit budderflys, we haz wuns wit posies . . .
An teh eestur bunneh brotted meh sum choklits. I passes teh best wuns alawng to yoo!
Joo soo gud to da cheezfrends, Gremlin. WE all be brainless and gooey (but smilin) if it weren’t for you. I wood like shayds wiff da flowers pleez.
Lucy, heerz sum wit pritteh flowrs on them. *gigglol* They luks teh kyoot on yoo! Yoo’ll be cawsin udders to splort soon!
Nao pass teh baskit alawng to teh neggst wun in lien. Kthx!
Plane shaydz fer me, plzkthx. An chokklits! Yum! I hadz a nap, an I feelin a bit beter. Hard ta stae wayk wif brainz drippin ebberyware.
Fanks, Gremlin.
Cup O Mischief!
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Whar’s ma chockstix? Deez look yummee keyoot!
Speekin o’ splorts, we wuz on va-cay-shun las fawl, an stopped by dis teeny lil wildlyf park in Orryguns. Dey hadda widdle babbeh wyte tigger der (6 weex owld), an I gots 2 howld him 4 a bit… oh, mans, INSTANT splorts! Wut a kyootie! Der wuz a caracal ai got to hold 2, gorjus gurl. Got mah kitteh fix 4 teh dae!
I haz alwayz dreemed uv workin wit eggzotik kittehs liek dat. Teh behbehs is so cyoot!
Smithsonian Magazine had a storeh a munth or too bak (mebbe Jan or Feb) abowt teh laydee hoo is teh whirld eggspurt on cheetahz. Teh pikshors uv her wit this beeg cheetah that she had saved when it wuz a kitteh wuz so amayzing.
Mah kitteh (nao waytin fur meh by teh brij) yoosed to walk wit himz tayl tuchin mah leg. Ther wuz a pikshor uv her walkin with this beeg cheetah – an himz tayl wuz tuchin her. Beeg kittehs, liddel kittehs – they awl haz teh cyoot!
Bowling for kittehs – dis is a steee-rike!
*splort*
O mai, has no wun hepped you with yor splort? Heer, let mee
sweep, sweep,
scoop, scoop,
tuck, tuck, tuck
Heer’s sum duk tape to keep yu togetter so’s yu dunt splort agin
Mebbe CCC haz sum CHRGs and sum hot choklit and a warm blankee for yu…
An’ see if yu kin get a som ob dose sunglazzes dey was passin out erlier to screen aout de kyootness
Ohhh. tahts mush bettur, fanks. Tho Im not shur I want to screen owt teh kyoot – I needs it bad here at wurk. Just mebbe some glasses that dial it bak a littul? Like teh Ekx-men Siklops dood?
Gud job, Spring! Duffy, yoo is lukkin so much teh beddur.
Teh splortswayr shayds is just to screen a liddel uv teh kyoot owt. So yoo can luk but teh brayns stayz in teh hed. Plz to be praktissin saef ICHC!
Teh CHRG, teh shayds, neggst ther will be Kevlar vests to purrtekt teh hart strings frum bustin!
Ai wil taekz mai chanj in kittehs, plz.
Spike finally haz enuf kittehs to git into teh demon poker gaem.
Buffy ref FTW
I’ll beat ‘em up for information, great, but not to defend your right to gamble for kittens!
Iz teh gaym at teh Bronz?
Kittehs try de fone boof gaem
Wif les sukses
What will teh collidge stoodints of this generation do now that there is not many phoneboofs?
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See how manny can fit on a cell tower?
Thx greasycat. Todai ai lurves troll. U r absulootlee rait.
Ai fink dis lil kitteh bowl be teh ’sekrit weppin’ ov kyootness. Wenebber yoo cum upawn sum rlly crabbee adn graowchee iyndeevyjooal, speshually onna Mundaneday, yoo stix teh doorabul kitteh bowl unner der noses adn wayte to sea wut happins. HEH, HEH, HEH,….LOLZ
akshully, bowl wuz empty, den someone ran teh can-opener an suddenlee *POOF!* kittehs appear as if by majic.
at least thatz teh way it wurkz at my howse.
“We has seekritly replaced Grumpy McGrumperson’s morning coffees wif kittens. Let’s see if he notices.”
LCB – yoo is teh funneh. Yor killin meh! That cell fone tower remark abuv, and nao this.
*guffaw*
Fangs fur startin mah day wit laffter!
NONO U doin it rong….
Take a kitteh
Has it fixed
NO mor leevs a kitteh!!! >:(
ai contz 6 kitnz in dat bowl…..3 oranj wunz, an 3 stripeyz…..howd dey getz awl 6 kitnz to stai ina bowl lowng enuff to taek teh piccure ????
Fyve Bebbeh Kittehz
vye 4 chanss 2 maykz Spesshull
Boal dayr Speshull Playss
Speshull Boal verrreh
popyoolurr. So wyde. So smoov.
So slikk… Purrfekkt Fit!
Beeg enuff 4 wun
Bebbeh Kitteh! Nawtz maydz 4
Kitteh Cawnvenshunn
Behbee Kittehz smrt!
Deesyde 2 waytz eech uddur
owt byez taykeeng Napz
Jack.
OMAICEILINGCAT! dat b TEW kyewt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*SPLORT SPLORT SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPAAAAAARRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFF*
*splort splort splort*
CCC, plz?
Oh noes. Moar bodies this morning! no 1 – I mops fur yoo *mop mop* an tuks yor brayns bak in *tuk tuk*. Yoo luks a liddel payl. Lemme giv yoo sum of owr best choklits. They will halp yor brayns gro bak. And a hug too. {no 1} Awl beddur nao?
aw, gremlin, yu bee teh hardest-werking gremlin in ICHC! Yu Allways kleening up fur sumwun!
Ai hopes yu gibs yu sum choklit possums and *luks around kwikly* and hides a floofy blankee fur yu sumtymes!
Donut werk tu hard! We needz yu! Fanks!!!!
Ai halp yu kleen up teh mezzes wen Ai cans, but dese da** peeps heer, dey seem to wunt me to WERK sumtymes….da Noive of sum peeps! Ai has duckie tayp at teh reddy, if yu needs sum moore.
Fangs, turtlol! I duz whut I kan. We awl taeks owr turn kayring fur teh injoored.
As they sez in teh Dire Straits sawng (well, mebbe in nawt so menneh wurds), sumtiems yor teh brayn splorts; sumtiems yor teh CHRG!
Choklit possums? *blinks* Wow, grayt!
As they tawt meh in gurl skowts when ay wuz a kitn – alwayz keep yor duk tayp at teh reddy!
this 1 iz 2 funni!