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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hmm. Luks lyke too mutch Cat-sup, not enuff beefs!
Looks like someone beat the human to the beef ¬_¬
werez teh beef
Yah, and where’s the cheez?
Hmm…I have an idea where the cheez went!
Clara Peller’s kitteh.
hee- brger king commershul aktress ?
Kitteh haz a beef wif yu. Betteh luk owt teh pointy ends be showin.
Congratyulayshuns, DtheCC for your Nawt Sekond!
Iz not a good meal when catwich hisses and bites back at U.
“A hamburger is a hamburger…but a Catwich is a MEAL!”
Yes, adn whoz teh ‘nommer’ adn whoz teh ‘nommee’??
Taht remanes to be seens. Tihs cud git uhgly.
Catwich eets u!
Yeah…teh meel dat keeps on fiting.
Yeah.. An teh burger biter taht keeps on bitin!!
Hey, yore self portrate staid at home!
U is full ub teh funnees, mah frend.
Sheww!! Im sew glad you sed teh funnies!!!
{{{kafleen}}}
Yay fur yur spot awn landing in teh Taupe Spot, Daisythe Curly Cat. Alas, ai cannot eben stay an dans fur yoo- ai haz mennee peepl coming fur dinner an MUCH to do yet.
But ai wil bee dansing fur yoo heer at hoam! *dans dans dans*
AN Happy Easter to awl of taht purrsuashun – May teh Bun be wif you.
An to teh odders (an yes – prettee much ai know hoo yoo ar
Have a grate Sunday!!!
Hey – dansing whilst mopping teh kicchen floar iz akshullee kinda fun!!1
Wehn ai Xcapez frum dis breddy torchur devyse, joo will dye sloelee, horribobly adn in grate pane, hyoomin.
Who move the cheez?
cheezburger no ’sposed to hav teefs
Luks like wun tooth, like Bucky Katt in comics.
In Sovvyit Roosha, Cheezburger bite YOU!
Kerlyssa, this would have made a great caption! Good 1!
LOLZ dat wuz wut ai wuz gonna sae, sew glad ai chek furst sew ai nawt luk sillee
in teh dul…duc…dup…reepeetin u!
grate 1 !!!
kittehburgerz iz teh gud fur helf. no kaleryz! best wen snorgled (nawt so gud fur nommin purrpozes). sootabl fur teh vejateriyenz an veeganz tuu! (kawshun: snorgl oanly affter kittehburger be underkukd-an-nawt-angree. in kayz ub ekstreem cyootniss an floofiniss, yuz ub a snorgl snorkle iz rekumdne… recomden… yuz dat fing).
Iz ai can HAS cheezburgr, not ai can BE cheezburgr.
ai sees dis kitteh-look ahl teh time! Mai tuxie kitteh Zeek lurves it when ai petz him on teh head wit boff hands reely fastest and he looks jest likes dis! May be happycat, but ai lurves dis cat-pshun!
I can has a hissburger??
O mai…mai cheezburger has fangz. I tihnk I haz lawst my ape…appi…I iz nawt so hungree ennymoar.
Happy Easter to All! Hoping your Easter dinners not involving cat hairs!
Iz wuz jus thinkin… how much fiber in kitteh hair??? Us kitteh companyons alwayz getz sum in our fud – maybee it iz nootrishus?????
Happy Easter to you also, and to all cheezfrenz!
Happy Eestur to awl mai Cheezfrens. I tawt fer shur tudey wood hav sumpics uv BunBuns.
Enywey, mai capshun, “Lazerz lokked on, powr setting, Hot Deth, FIRE!
Atkins Diet Kitteh has no idea what happened to your meat ‘n veggies.
wut ham burgr??
in soviet russia, cheezburger eats you.
O ahi. Fang u fr beef pahtee. Wuz d-lishus.
Dat’s a cajun blackined cat burgur!!
Foolish Hoomin be couffin up hairballs for a week if himz takez one byte! I be given him da Katylax myself. Revenge of da fud!
Dis be holiday for all kinds of folks. Happy Easter, Eid, Buddhist holiday, Hindu holiday or happy spring. Pick da one joo likes. Jus hopin dat alla da cheezfrens be habin a grate dai!
Dat’s nice. I likes dat. <3
I can haz kitteh meet pi burgerz laik in Sweenee Todd?
Itz beest;
Have a littul beest -
Is it rilly good?
Sir, itz too good, at leest…
Dis burgr has many fangs and floofs!
Not so grate akchooly
Wen floof-burgr has angray floof burgr bites yoo!!
Happeey sunneey Sundai to cheezfrens evreeyware!!
In soviet Russia, cheeseburger nom YOU!!
Huh?!?
Me finks da innernet eated mai comment!
/me shakes fist
Happy Sundai tew awl cheezfrens evreeyware ennywai!!
Oh… I sees da innernet eventooally coffed up mai furst coment up abuv.
Silleh innernet’s maiken mee luk stoopy nao! Grr!
Maybe da intertubes be needin da Katilax. Koff up joo comments sooner if its paffways get cleared out.
Oh Emm Gee!! Me haz horibubble pickshur in mai hed nao – skuzzy durty innertubes gettin cleend aout!! Yuk!
/me shuvs cork intew USB pourt on my compooter jus incas innernet leeks :p
Kitteh suppoazd 2
eetz Cheezburgr. Nawtz besstest
pawrt ubz Cheezburgr!
Kitteh no cayrz 4
ober growndz Crash Helmitt oarz
Soopah Beeg Chinz Strap
Kitteh plawtz reebenjj!
Willz leev summ feeng ekkstra in
Hewmin shooz 2nyte!!!
Jack.
Yaay Jack! Yore haikooz seem 2 get bedder an bedder – if thatz possible..
Mr. Deth, yoo haz much win and asumm!
Me lubs yore pomes so hard!!
Yore haikus are mutch apprecia… apreecee… We lubs dem lots!!
*Rosie tipeetoez in2 teh room an pullz CT mask in2 playce*
You people are the scourge of the animal kingdom! How dare you place the poor tiny kittens head in between two slices of processed bun product??!! This could have dire consequences to the feline! Preservatives could be absorbed into the feline’s head(cat’s are porous, you know)and the feline could fall ill!
What if the human decides to actually bite the cat burger???? Well! PETA and the ASPCA are coming to investigate! You will have no warning! You will all be taken to jail at the FFP headquarters(Fragile Feline Police) so I suggest you break up this assembly and head for your personal dens of iniquity!
*remoovs CT mask lolz Happee Eeztur, chz frnz *
*ahem* Nawt taht Im intrestid, but wich wai iz den of iniquity???
Aim jus askin….
*snerk*
BTW yoo luk gud in that mask Rosie..wif the fedders an awl…
Happy Easter!
thz sew mush idansdansdans!
ai likez teh fedders an teh lace butt duz u tink teh seekwinz 2 mush??lolz
Happy Easter to you too!
O! Ai awlmoas forgetz! Teh den of teh inikwittee is down dis whey…followz meh…
*idandansdans followz Rosie down teh paff of badnuss wear dey wil bee
ekzpozed 2 teh ebel wayz of teh wurld!*
“Luk at teh kittehs dansin wit teh goggies! Dis gus ting! EWW pleh”
Seqwinz R fine. Itza holly day!
YEA *Rosie sewz on teh moar sekinz in2 playz an dansuz aroun an
aroun an den fallz downz! *
“Halp meh! Ai haz fawlun an ai cantz get up! *mews pitifullee*
Heer Rosie.. Take mai paw.. an we can dans down the inikwitee path- past teh den and strate 2 the nawty barrn 2 wach YNG dew teh ironing. It seemz tihs inikwitee stuffz jus not 2 lukkee 4 yoo…
*Rosie taeks idansdansdans paw an followz beree caerfullee*
“idansdansdans, wut YNG meanz?”
*Rosie wimpurz at teh denz show of teh badnuss*
YNG iz teh yung neekid guy hoo duz evvybuddy’s ironing. Himz varry useful day way.
Happy Easter, Carelol an Rosie!
Oh, fanks!!! Eester Bunny wuz gud 2 yoo?? He lef me sum liddel chawklik cubbered fings…. inna pile… inda yard… Im savvin em 4 later, doh.
lolz no eetz dat pile! eww pleh 2 teh PLEH
doan luk in teh cornur! dare iz teh kitteh an teh bunneh an ai know tinks it
teh bunneh hopz dey doin! eww pleh
OMGWT!BBQ!!!
Blargh, I yam strickkin!!
cud u dew teh liddl dans an maek it awl go wae??? PLZ!??
*Rosie cubbers teh eyez frum teh insanatee* wimpurz
eww pleh “DO NOT WANT” takez bak wut mai eyez hab ceen!
LOLz!
cubber ur eyez!
it wil shawk u!
Kafleen, if uze owt dare sumware…Thx sew mush 4 teh booteeful ritingz u sentz meh! {{{{Kafleen}}}}
OH! I wz wunnurin if u saw dat!!! I wuz just abowt to grab, frum mah MDCM a Majikul
Sceptur ub Self Confidents and gib u a tap wiff it! (See above)
(BTW, “YNG” means yung nekkid guy” )
Den I wuz goin to pesstur u an see if u had seen mah poast! Butt I scrolled down an saw urs furst!
I saw ur picture on teh WIkki an all teh stuff bowt u! Wuz so nice!! U look so yung! An so pretty!
{{{{{Rosie}}}}}
Happy Easter frum all Hoo lub u, Rosie!
*Rosie gallupz across teh carpet and hitz teh jus pahlished floor an slidez
into Kafleen…dey boaf goez up in the air…Whee!!!…dey landz wifout teh
injureez*
It wuz sew booteeful wut u sendz 2 meh! *wut beez teh MDCM?*
AI LIKEZ TEH YNG!!! AI likez teh Cappin Jak Harkness az teh YNG *sigh*
Ai luks yung? Moi? (teh french kitteh lolz) thz agin 4 awl teh com…col…
sayin teh gud stuufz abowt meh! (ai nawt sew yung lolz)
Ai luks teh purtee 2!! *blushez* aw shukz THX
{{{{Kafleen}}}}
I yam lolling frum teh Rosie and Kafleen Show!!
I gess Young Nekkid Guy shud hab close on if he goze in 2 teh lolspeek wiki, tho Rosie.. Praps wif a strait tea gickly plaised iron…
LOL ai wuz jus tinkin bowt dat…ai sez 2 self…”Self, hao wii gunna putz
dis onez in teh wiki!!??” LOLZ
Strateejickly plaised iron cud get owchie. Y cudn himz jus ware teh thong him wares wen him mows teh lorn?
Kafleen, ai clikkeded teh blue Kafleen an wentz 2 seez u…nao U R SEW YUNG
an TEH BOOTEEFUL! *sigh…o 2 beez teh yung an teh booteeful agin sigh*
ai sentz u teh messug frum mai rarellee used teh yahoo account sew ai tinkz
dat it haz mah naem! lolz wate heers…ai goes 2 chek…BRB…YEA FTW! It duz
haz mah naem!
Sheez byootifull inside too!!! A reel 4 feeted wunder wommin!!! Err… Donkee..
<3
*yellz so ai dunt haz tew go down teh pafe ov baddness and allow teh ebul thots tew enter mai hed*
YU ALWAIZ LUK BYOOTEEFULL, ROSIE! AI LUVZ YU!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Rosie}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
AI LUVS TEH REST OV YUS, TEW! EBEN TEH YNG THAT AI DUNT WISH TEW SII!
psssst….dats an old picture….
Ai mus noes wut teh MDCM iz iffen u plz, Kafleen! Cui…cue…cur…nosy mindz
mus noes! lolz
Ai hab 2 leeb at teh 2:00PM EDT (Norf Caerolyna tiem)[5 minuts] 2 beginz teh cookin ub
teh fudz 4 teh mah chilrunz an teh cig-nif-e-cant udder (he maekz meh madz dis
AM) he sez teh udder dae…”Maekz teh big Eeeztur dinnerz!” Ai sez, “Otay!”
He forgotz 2 tellz meh 1 ting doe…he haz teh werk on teh EEztur sundae!*sigh)
MENZ, u kant lib wit dem, u kant kil dem, wel nawt leegullee…lolz
Dat bee mah Magical Donkee Care Mobile! Has ebburting under teh sun in it!
It wuz in a thred erleeur…I’ll try to membur…
AI HAZ NO FLAVUR!!!!!
datz bettar tahn habbing noe tayst!
Space-time dislocashun cawses alarmin result for all parties involvd!!!!
i likes my catburgurs black…
…like mai coffee.
I r not tastee or nootrishus. Now, git ur buns offa me!
Dutch kittehs wuld sai “cheazburgr is aangebrand”. haz nice duble mening of ‘blakkend’ (for kooking fud) an “irritabul”
Dutch puns, FTW! Dis site is so edumacashunal.
Well dun, kitteh!
Kitteh iz nebber, ebber gonna fergit dis hyumeeleeashun!
Jes taik a luuk at dose eise. Her bin putin up wif Santa hatz, bunneh earses, adn menny Haloweenses caustoomes ov varyios belittlyng deegreez; her iz naow sik ov it!
Dis bees it! Her is naow goeyng to wayt fur teh reyst ov her lifes (awl nyne ov dem) to gets eevin, noe mattre howe lawng it taiks; kitteh kan wayte.
Wun dae, wen her hyoomin leas xpecks it, WHAMMO! PAYE BAK TYME!:
REVENGE : SHE WIL SHOWE HIM IT!!!!!!!!!
Lest someone should misunderstand, this was not Care-Troll-Talk;
this was supposed to be a funny parody.
(Sigh!!) Purrhaps Ai has fayled….
“Hey I’m a cow, I’m curious. Hey watch me now, I’m furious. Hey I’m a cow, I’m full of hate. Hey watch me now, I’m on your plaaaaaate….!”
BNL. yarly.
dis I tinkz. not promotz
no can has eetz kittehs. unhealfy for kitteh and hoomin.
how cruel
i doubt that cat liked that very much
She didn’t mind that much. Promise. She still came up to my bed, nagging me to be let under the covers at night, and hopped in my lap while on the computer. We didn’t hurt her.
Also, the flat ears are her default state, as a Fold.
Don’t worry. She is a very pampered and loved kitteh.
Nichole…I have no doubt of this…My very affectionate tuxedo puts his pretty black face (with white chin) up to me this way, and I gently hold his head like this many times…he purrs and purrs…That’s probably why I thought it was so hilarious.
I often gently pull the loose skin at the back of his neck and, when he gets that fresh-facelift looks, I say “I’m ready for my closeup, Mr. deVille” ala the line from “Sunset Boulevard”… (I love old movies)…
youse mus no have LOL cat @ home. fingers of hooman wud not be so pretty if we unhappy
Yah…skweezin into tight place…kitteh luvs.
Skweezin into tight fud…kitteh hates
“Yeah…come closer…take a bitez….”
I seeriously laughted til tummy hurz..TANK you! I needed it.
yaaaaar!
In Soviet Russia cheezburger can has U!
I remember taking this off DA and posting it to 4Chan. [the origional not macro] I believe it was called Squeakin Burger, but now I can’t find it. Maybe he removed it.
maybe alittle cheez 2
In Soviet Russia, catwich eats YOU!
Dis iz nawt wat basment cat ment by can I has cheezburger.
Emily: angry kitteeeeee ginna get u
Mary:can i hav mine wit cheez?
OMG XD!!!! THAT IS COOL!!!!