Comments on: I can has…

By: KittyNoms

KittyNoms — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 04:10:42 +0000

American Psycho-never thought I’d see reference to that on this site O_O

By: Catsablanca

Catsablanca — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 13:39:43 +0000

Time test: 9:39AM EDT

By: InterNex

InterNex — Fri, 30 May 2008 05:55:07 +0000

Hah. I used to do this to our LJs in the office at the NOC; before American Psycho, I used to make it either say ‘YOU SMELL BAD’, ‘PC LOAF LEDDER’ (nobody noticed), and “SWM 2YR NEW DPLXR” on the supersuper one with the magnormous LCD readout.

By: Patrick

Patrick — Sun, 11 May 2008 14:31:15 +0000

I have exactly the same Printer!

By: Celeles

Celeles — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 23:05:20 +0000

amrcan syco ftw!

By: Shanz

Shanz — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:54:55 +0000

JESUS, lolcats, what does THAT have to do with anything?!?!?

hey, theyre children of divorce. give them all breaks!

i want you to wash your kitteh…no – from *behind.*

By: thirtyplus

thirtyplus — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 00:01:42 +0000

iz amerikun syko

By: Demon

Demon — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:21:56 +0000

American Psycho quote FTW

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:30:09 +0000

“Thi morning on The Patty Winters Show“…

* a Cheerio sat in a very tiny chair and was interviewed for close to an hour
* Bigfoot was interviewed, and to my surprise, i found him quite articulate and charming
* UFO’s that kill”

random recurring bit from American Psycho

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:15:49 +0000

HA! win!

By: gascat

gascat — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 07:20:10 +0000

howz bout da duck?

(sigh- I canz hardli wait till spring break, den I be moar n’sync wif u guz)
momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 07:16:56 +0000

ifnz u wana seez it in da lite – mebe weez shud putz it in spacy shuuttle n batts it aron a bit!

momcat

By: swampman

swampman — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 06:05:00 +0000

this so funnee, is now dugg…

By: Rachel of Cyberia

Rachel of Cyberia — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:58:18 +0000

see the movie–if you read the book you will do nuthing for days but take showers and try to scrub it from your brain

By: s.t.e.n.d.

s.t.e.n.d. — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:46:22 +0000

I love that he actually contemplates how he’ll get the cat thru the slot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yYEX9dV34I

By: gascat

gascat — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 04:36:36 +0000

ifnz weez did dat wud it plai da “stray cat stut?

momcat

By: Squirrely Memories

Squirrely Memories — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 04:19:33 +0000

It’s an old HP Laserjet 4 Plus. I’ve got one. They have a distinctive display and keypad.

I’d like to know how to custom-program the display string.

By: kittyface

kittyface — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:53:40 +0000

I can haz Amerikan Syko?

By: alan Prather

alan Prather — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:32:11 +0000

It’s a reference to the movie ‘American Psycho.’ An ATM tells him to feed it a cat (so he thinks.)

By: woozled

woozled — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:01:42 +0000

An teh mufffler barings to be repackt an doan’t forgret teh bilnkers flooid.

By: His Name is Dave

His Name is Dave — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 02:47:30 +0000

darlin, pwinterz is meen 2 evvywon. U no hao much cart– cartr—catri—INK THINGIES cost deez daiz?

I wuddn’t eeben give it baysment cat, nawt til it givez me decent pwintingz.

By: His Name is Dave

His Name is Dave — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 02:44:13 +0000

No, u no can has cat.

>^..^< <—NOT YOURS

By: Mike

Mike — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 02:06:17 +0000

i had that printer! but it never told me to feed it a cat.

and solid american psycho reference.

By: Alex

Alex — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 01:56:35 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yYEX9dV34I

American Psycho – Feed Me a Stray Kitteh

kitteh come out okeh

By: Shanmao

Shanmao — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 01:28:02 +0000

Aw, ratchafratch. Ai wuz so hopin 4 a reel 1….

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:51:55 +0000

lcb – yer 2 funneh!!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:39:17 +0000

ok. i aer bak. fire away-
tho it luks like Prof. d’ Beaker’s hapi wif teh Denzel W. good choyce.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:28:40 +0000

ah, duck tape. neber ferget teh duck tape.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:26:57 +0000

jest teh sort of thing Jessica Alba wud say. But Denzel Washingtun wud nawt be fooled.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:25:55 +0000

…until yew needs wun to connekt teh stuffs dat borked wif teh sok & duk taep a la ‘pollo XIII.

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:24:47 +0000

Akshulie, wuz nawt mai fert, wuz mai fren’ Mark’z. Him had farritz. Valerie wuz himz favrit, tho. She livd to varee old.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:24:31 +0000

oh, ratzenfratzen. dis goes up dere. aisle repozt.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:24:24 +0000

ai recomends “Teh Time Travlurs’ Wife” too.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:23:16 +0000

hmmm. i gueses one awn yr foot adn teh otter to conncet stuffs wif duct taep a la ‘pollo XIII.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:20:47 +0000

yew got an intervyoo wif WurdPretzel iszelf?!!1! no wun has eber dun that before. we can hopes that he will mend hims wayz, but teh confidence in this, we duz not have it.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:20:17 +0000

Yes.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:19:25 +0000

I DIDDENT STEEL TEH TIME!
.
How many times does I has to tell u: I was just takin’ teh time outside to see whut it looked like in teh lite.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:19:11 +0000

awn wun foots or both?

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:15:33 +0000

helps if you hab a toob sok.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:12:32 +0000

Oh, and u has to toggle teh henway switch in sync wif teh greeckern piston.

By: ctea

ctea — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:08:59 +0000

thx! nopes, wons a pon a teim der waz 1.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:06:17 +0000

and reconfigures teh deflector dish. quite simple, rlly.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:02:27 +0000

U makes a simple adjustment to teh Fetzer valve.

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:00:19 +0000

Iz funnee cuz I iz reedin “Theef uv Time” rite nao! So I wuz reedin this in a liddle while frum nao, I tink….

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 23:56:29 +0000

Cuz kittehs be sleepin all da tiem on da printur, an dis wun seems to has develupt a tayst fur dem…..

By: Al Cat

Al Cat — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 23:55:43 +0000

this is from American Psycho, peoples.

By: aksarah

aksarah — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 23:43:12 +0000

holy crap! that’s an HPlaseerjet4 – I have the same printer how do I get it to do that?!?

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 23:17:05 +0000

that wuz not a real ginormous kitteh. It wuz a stachue frum DizzyWurld taht had been photoshoppeded, and appeared on ICHC a lawng time ago an libes on an otter continent. so there.

By: Eric

Eric — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 23:13:54 +0000

Dis mus be green muhsheen becuz it resaikles teh kittehs by mayking copycats.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 22:59:59 +0000

we also needs teh other players … JCH4K and Mary O’s wuz also guilty …. um, honured participants