I can has…
« Previous I payz half now. | good solz go to celing cat Next »
113 Comments »
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Lolcats n Funny Pictures
Pick a picture
Upload any picture, or use our images.
Add a caption
Write something funny. You can even make one just for your friends.
Save it or Submit it
» Make One Now!
(Tips & FAQ)
More Lolz: Loldogs Political Humor Song Charts Lolspeak Wiki
Advertise on I Can Has Cheezburger?
iz corprat conspirsy!
is a copycat crime!
concatulashuns on FFL-is dis yur furst nawt sekund?
thx! nopes, wons a pon a teim der waz 1.
Conga-ratz-shumalashunz, ctea(!) 4 yur nawt-sekund.
It r tradishunal 2 probyde u wif yur faborit beberaj n offur 2 dans wuteber dans u liek. Purrhapz a kup ob hawt choklit, n a pokka, witch iz sorta liek a masheen langwaj kommand?
uh ohes. the winnah has blowed teh wissul awn a cor purr ate conspearasee adn haz disapeered…
Pokka! Masheen lagwaj!!!
.
*spit take* Pthpthpht!!!! HAHAHAAHAH!!!
.
Ai getz it… Ai iz sutch a geek…
we has this saem printr at werk… but it no ask for teh kittehs, and it is teh suck.
An also mean to cats!
darlin, pwinterz is meen 2 evvywon. U no hao much cart– cartr—catri—INK THINGIES cost deez daiz?
I wuddn’t eeben give it baysment cat, nawt til it givez me decent pwintingz.
ai dun geddit
Yeah. Iz there deeper meaning heer?
it’s from American Psycho - Patrick Bateman goes to get money out of an ATM and this comes up on the screen
Very curious infurmashun. Tanks, tho. I knew I wuz not gettin the joke.
holy cr*p, I did not remember that - you have won the internets.
( now, in the voice of HAL from 2001 )
” I’m sorry Mittens, I’m afraid I can’t do that “
I love that he actually contemplates how he’ll get the cat thru the slot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yYEX9dV34I
doesn’t this photo make you glad you don’t work in tech support?
I mean, I thought microskills certifications were hardcore …
mai generashunal gap - let me show u it.
aym wit yew, honey!!
It actually says “Feed me a stray cat”, but I think that wouldn’t fit on this printer/fax/whathaveyou
ifnz weez did dat wud it plai da “stray cat stut?
momcat
Sumwun haz hackt tihs printer reed-owt 2 gib tihs silleh messej. Tehy tink iz funneh. Wut doo cheezpeepz tink?
…now iffit sed feed me a goggie… nao dat mite be teh funnee.
Ai fink teh hacker duzn’t kno kittehs bery well.
If wii eben tried to feed a kitteh into teh printer, teh kitteh wuld show teh printer (an us) her pointy endz!
Yeah. Goggie be funnier. I luk at the picjture and der is no plaise to put a cat. m Or a goggie for that matter. Also is very old-fashened machine. It mite be funnier if ah new wut it wuz.
Doo nawt feed it kitteh or goggie… iz a iknra… inkradent… inrmental… bit-bai-bit plawt 2 werk up 2 hyoomin sakkerfyse!!
.
Yesh, tihs iz a DWOID* IF joo feeds teh masheen teh aminiminal!! Furs’ teh cawpy masheen, tehn teh cawr, tehn joo hafs 2 feed a kitteh 2 yr PC/Mac 2 vizit teh Cheezlan’…. didn’t noebuddy wach Termingtator? Or Yibble Shawp ob Horrerz?
.
Do NAWT feed nawn-aminiminals!!
.
.
*DWOID: Dyre Warnin Ob Impenderating Doom
Cuz kittehs be sleepin all da tiem on da printur, an dis wun seems to has develupt a tayst fur dem…..
U needz to read or watch American Psycho
see the movie–if you read the book you will do nuthing for days but take showers and try to scrub it from your brain
Wut iz that masheen, anyway? I feels teknologikally ignurent.
Iz cat-eeting musheen.
gud wun!! FTW
It’s an HP laser printer (maybe a model 5… it’s been a while since I’ve seen one). I didn’t know that the display was programmable, though.
It’s an old HP Laserjet 4 Plus. I’ve got one. They have a distinctive display and keypad.
I’d like to know how to custom-program the display string.
Hackerz best nawt raaz teh ire ob teh Cheezpeepz. Tehy nawt knoz wut trubbul iz until tehy haz felt teh wrath ob billyunz ob kitteh lubberz.
reeli? did Alf tern intew a cal-kalcyoo-a number kownting ting?
haha, best lolphoto ever
PC Load Kitteh? WTF does that mean?!
onoez ChickenGirl, u beetid me to it.
LOL
Is a HP LayzurKitteh printur.
LOL
Office Spays ref, FTW!
O horrurs! Teh awtomated god-masheens are now demanding sakrifises!!!
The office fax machine, on the eve of negotiations for the big account, decides it hungers for something a little meatier than 20lb recycled.
it wuntz 20-lb kitteh not resykuld, kthx bai.
Kitteh feenks pryss iz
2 hye 4 Tawlkeeng Bawkz. Wantz
itz 2 sez “Doggeh”!
Kitteh no can habz
‘Poazibbill Fumbz, but canz maykz
Tawkeeng Bawkz fawllz down
Den fyndz itz lawng
blakk Pissketti coard andz stawpz
itz stawp Tawlkeengz
Jack.
Yay foar Jack!
U can haz cat after I returnz these videotapez.
HA! win!
O Noez, Cheez! Da masheenz wuz eetin farritz bafoar. LOL
Ferrets? How u noes dis? And whi mean machine switch diets? Iz kitties more delichus and nutricishes?
If you click the link below the picture (y macheenz awlways wantz to eated da kittehs?) yu see teh R2D2 eetin’ da LOLfarrit.
(I will mizz da Valerie, she goed to da big pile ov twizzlurbitez in da skye)
You hadz a ferret Valerie? U so lucki! I haz sekret wishes fer ferrit, but it iz not praktikul and no can has. Sigh. Caro
Akshulie, wuz nawt mai fert, wuz mai fren’ Mark’z. Him had farritz. Valerie wuz himz favrit, tho. She livd to varee old.
looks like an hp laserjet 4 or 4+
Where HP = “Hongry for Pussycatz”
this deserves a better rating, ppl just havent seen american psycho
I doan wanna see merkin psycho, or reed it. It is much pleh.
Troo, troo, Starling…
Ebben teh tytal is teh skareree…An teh sweet liddel kittehs izzint safe in dis moovee eether.
.
(oar Eyether!)
ohai eberybuddy
.
important time travel update !!!11!
sum ob yew remembers the (mis)advenshurs of LCB in prehistory, happened recently on the Trilobite/Doritos picsher. (the rest ob yew will remembers it in teh fuchure; tyme travel is like taht).
.
n-e-way, LCB pilf… um … borrowed an axe-spearmintal time machine, and was transported to prehistory. communy-cashuns was difficult. You see, in teh present, I types now, an yew reads it later, an eberything is fine. But in this case, we typed now (ai meen then), but LCB wuz reeding it earlier (in prehistorie), so eberything wuz backwards wen she received it. Confuseded yet?
.
Well, if not, this rare video footage ob time travel will help confyuzilate you even more. It shows wut things musta been like before LCB and teh stole … um, borrowed time machine made it back to teh present (which is now teh past, but yew noes wut ai meen).
checks it out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDKmFipygWY
.
we returnz you to teh regularloly schejweled hilarity, wich is alreddy in progress.
♫jingletype muzik
adn nao a werd fru our sponsur UFOTOFU.
The outta dis werld fud that, if you had to do it all over again, you woodn’t.
*cue x-files muzik*
“Tonight’s special guest star, Stephen Hawking…
Yaaay.. Stephen Hawking- Smartist man in teh whirld!!
is troo. many kitteh’s are gud at hawking (or they practices a lot, n-e-way), but not as smart as stephen.
first naem basis, eh? kewl.
Yabbut…. Kittehs teechez sum theerieze ’bout stringz.
Berry intrusting…