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y macheenz awlways wantz to eated da kittehs?

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sweepea

is a copycat crime!

concatulashuns on FFL-is dis yur furst nawt sekund?

ctea

thx! nopes, wons a pon a teim der waz 1.

 
 
Feelionophiliac

Conga-ratz-shumalashunz, ctea(!) 4 yur nawt-sekund.
It r tradishunal 2 probyde u wif yur faborit beberaj n offur 2 dans wuteber dans u liek. Purrhapz a kup ob hawt choklit, n a pokka, witch iz sorta liek a masheen langwaj kommand?

sweepea

uh ohes. the winnah has blowed teh wissul awn a cor purr ate conspearasee adn haz disapeered…

 
woozled

Pokka! Masheen lagwaj!!!
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*spit take* Pthpthpht!!!! HAHAHAAHAH!!!
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Ai getz it… Ai iz sutch a geek…

 
 
steph

we has this saem printr at werk… but it no ask for teh kittehs, and it is teh suck.

 
 
carosue

An also mean to cats!

His Name is Dave

darlin, pwinterz is meen 2 evvywon. U no hao much cart– cartr—catri—INK THINGIES cost deez daiz?

I wuddn’t eeben give it baysment cat, nawt til it givez me decent pwintingz.

 
 
carosue

Yeah. Iz there deeper meaning heer?

cyberia

it’s from American Psycho - Patrick Bateman goes to get money out of an ATM and this comes up on the screen

carosue

Very curious infurmashun. Tanks, tho. I knew I wuz not gettin the joke.

 
s.t.e.n.d.

holy cr*p, I did not remember that - you have won the internets.

( now, in the voice of HAL from 2001 )
” I’m sorry Mittens, I’m afraid I can’t do that “

s.t.e.n.d.

I love that he actually contemplates how he’ll get the cat thru the slot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yYEX9dV34I

 
 
s.t.e.n.d.

doesn’t this photo make you glad you don’t work in tech support? :twisted: I mean, I thought microskills certifications were hardcore …

 
cweenmj

mai generashunal gap - let me show u it.

jamamakitty

aym wit yew, honey!!

 
 
dante

It actually says “Feed me a stray cat”, but I think that wouldn’t fit on this printer/fax/whathaveyou

gascat

ifnz weez did dat wud it plai da “stray cat stut?

momcat

 
 
 
 
Feelionophiliac

Sumwun haz hackt tihs printer reed-owt 2 gib tihs silleh messej. Tehy tink iz funneh. Wut doo cheezpeepz tink?

sweepea

…now iffit sed feed me a goggie… nao dat mite be teh funnee.

PwnedBy2Kittehs

Ai fink teh hacker duzn’t kno kittehs bery well.

If wii eben tried to feed a kitteh into teh printer, teh kitteh wuld show teh printer (an us) her pointy endz!

 
carosue

Yeah. Goggie be funnier. I luk at the picjture and der is no plaise to put a cat. m Or a goggie for that matter. Also is very old-fashened machine. It mite be funnier if ah new wut it wuz.

 
woozled

Doo nawt feed it kitteh or goggie… iz a iknra… inkradent… inrmental… bit-bai-bit plawt 2 werk up 2 hyoomin sakkerfyse!!
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Yesh, tihs iz a DWOID* IF joo feeds teh masheen teh aminiminal!! Furs’ teh cawpy masheen, tehn teh cawr, tehn joo hafs 2 feed a kitteh 2 yr PC/Mac 2 vizit teh Cheezlan’…. didn’t noebuddy wach Termingtator? Or Yibble Shawp ob Horrerz?
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Do NAWT feed nawn-aminiminals!!
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*DWOID: Dyre Warnin Ob Impenderating Doom

onceajinx

Cuz kittehs be sleepin all da tiem on da printur, an dis wun seems to has develupt a tayst fur dem…..

 
 
 
 
toshiro_mifune

U needz to read or watch American Psycho

Rachel of Cyberia

see the movie–if you read the book you will do nuthing for days but take showers and try to scrub it from your brain

 
 
 
carosue

Wut iz that masheen, anyway? I feels teknologikally ignurent.

 
Shiver

It’s an HP laser printer (maybe a model 5… it’s been a while since I’ve seen one). I didn’t know that the display was programmable, though.

Squirrely Memories

It’s an old HP Laserjet 4 Plus. I’ve got one. They have a distinctive display and keypad.

I’d like to know how to custom-program the display string.

 
 
 
Feelionophiliac

Hackerz best nawt raaz teh ire ob teh Cheezpeepz. Tehy nawt knoz wut trubbul iz until tehy haz felt teh wrath ob billyunz ob kitteh lubberz.

 
no 1 in particular

reeli? did Alf tern intew a cal-kalcyoo-a number kownting ting?

 
cyberia

haha, best lolphoto ever

 
Chicken Girl

PC Load Kitteh? WTF does that mean?!

elfinugget

onoez ChickenGirl, u beetid me to it.

LOL

Is a HP LayzurKitteh printur.

LOL

 
 
 
Duffy

O horrurs! Teh awtomated god-masheens are now demanding sakrifises!!!

 
Seward

The office fax machine, on the eve of negotiations for the big account, decides it hungers for something a little meatier than 20lb recycled.

elfinugget

it wuntz 20-lb kitteh not resykuld, kthx bai.

 
 
Jack Deth

Kitteh feenks pryss iz
2 hye 4 Tawlkeeng Bawkz. Wantz
itz 2 sez “Doggeh”!

Kitteh no can habz
‘Poazibbill Fumbz, but canz maykz
Tawkeeng Bawkz fawllz down

Den fyndz itz lawng
blakk Pissketti coard andz stawpz
itz stawp Tawlkeengz :-)

Jack.

no 1 in particular

Yay foar Jack! :) :D :lol:

 
 
Patrick Bateman

U can haz cat after I returnz these videotapez.

 
 
elfinugget

O Noez, Cheez! Da masheenz wuz eetin farritz bafoar. LOL :)

carosue

Ferrets? How u noes dis? And whi mean machine switch diets? Iz kitties more delichus and nutricishes?

elfinugget

If you click the link below the picture (y macheenz awlways wantz to eated da kittehs?) yu see teh R2D2 eetin’ da LOLfarrit. :) (I will mizz da Valerie, she goed to da big pile ov twizzlurbitez in da skye)

carosue

You hadz a ferret Valerie? U so lucki! I haz sekret wishes fer ferrit, but it iz not praktikul and no can has. Sigh. Caro

elfinugget

Akshulie, wuz nawt mai fert, wuz mai fren’ Mark’z. Him had farritz. Valerie wuz himz favrit, tho. She livd to varee old.

 
 
 
 
 
robbie

looks like an hp laserjet 4 or 4+

lolcatburglar

Where HP = “Hongry for Pussycatz”

 
 
matt

this deserves a better rating, ppl just havent seen american psycho

starling

I doan wanna see merkin psycho, or reed it. It is much pleh.

idansdansdans

Troo, troo, Starling…
Ebben teh tytal is teh skareree…An teh sweet liddel kittehs izzint safe in dis moovee eether. :shock:
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(oar Eyether!)

 
 
 
Phillipe d'Beaker

ohai eberybuddy
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important time travel update !!!11!
sum ob yew remembers the (mis)advenshurs of LCB in prehistory, happened recently on the Trilobite/Doritos picsher. (the rest ob yew will remembers it in teh fuchure; tyme travel is like taht).
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n-e-way, LCB pilf… um … borrowed an axe-spearmintal time machine, and was transported to prehistory. communy-cashuns was difficult. You see, in teh present, I types now, an yew reads it later, an eberything is fine. But in this case, we typed now (ai meen then), but LCB wuz reeding it earlier (in prehistorie), so eberything wuz backwards wen she received it. Confuseded yet?
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Well, if not, this rare video footage ob time travel will help confyuzilate you even more. It shows wut things musta been like before LCB and teh stole … um, borrowed time machine made it back to teh present (which is now teh past, but yew noes wut ai meen).
checks it out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDKmFipygWY
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we returnz you to teh regularloly schejweled hilarity, wich is alreddy in progress.

mary O'Spockn

♫jingletype muzik

adn nao a werd fru our sponsur UFOTOFU.

The outta dis werld fud that, if you had to do it all over again, you woodn’t.

Phillipe d'Beaker

*cue x-files muzik*

mary O'Spockn

“Tonight’s special guest star, Stephen Hawking…

idansdansdans

Yaaay.. Stephen Hawking- Smartist man in teh whirld!!

Phillipe d'Beaker

is troo. many kitteh’s are gud at hawking (or they practices a lot, n-e-way), but not as smart as stephen.

mary O'Spockn

first naem basis, eh? kewl.

 
idansdansdans

Yabbut…. Kittehs teechez sum theerieze ’bout stringz.
Berry intrusting… :idea: