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iz corprat conspirsy!
is a copycat crime!
concatulashuns on FFL-is dis yur furst nawt sekund?
thx! nopes, wons a pon a teim der waz 1.
Conga-ratz-shumalashunz, ctea(!) 4 yur nawt-sekund.
It r tradishunal 2 probyde u wif yur faborit beberaj n offur 2 dans wuteber dans u liek. Purrhapz a kup ob hawt choklit, n a pokka, witch iz sorta liek a masheen langwaj kommand?
uh ohes. the winnah has blowed teh wissul awn a cor purr ate conspearasee adn haz disapeered…
Pokka! Masheen lagwaj!!!
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*spit take* Pthpthpht!!!! HAHAHAAHAH!!!
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Ai getz it… Ai iz sutch a geek…
we has this saem printr at werk… but it no ask for teh kittehs, and it is teh suck.
An also mean to cats!
darlin, pwinterz is meen 2 evvywon. U no hao much cart– cartr—catri—INK THINGIES cost deez daiz?
I wuddn’t eeben give it baysment cat, nawt til it givez me decent pwintingz.
ai dun geddit
Yeah. Iz there deeper meaning heer?
it’s from American Psycho – Patrick Bateman goes to get money out of an ATM and this comes up on the screen
Very curious infurmashun. Tanks, tho. I knew I wuz not gettin the joke.
holy cr*p, I did not remember that – you have won the internets.
( now, in the voice of HAL from 2001 )
” I’m sorry Mittens, I’m afraid I can’t do that “
I love that he actually contemplates how he’ll get the cat thru the slot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yYEX9dV34I
doesn’t this photo make you glad you don’t work in tech support?
I mean, I thought microskills certifications were hardcore …
mai generashunal gap – let me show u it.
aym wit yew, honey!!
It actually says “Feed me a stray cat”, but I think that wouldn’t fit on this printer/fax/whathaveyou
ifnz weez did dat wud it plai da “stray cat stut?
momcat
Sumwun haz hackt tihs printer reed-owt 2 gib tihs silleh messej. Tehy tink iz funneh. Wut doo cheezpeepz tink?
…now iffit sed feed me a goggie… nao dat mite be teh funnee.
Ai fink teh hacker duzn’t kno kittehs bery well.
If wii eben tried to feed a kitteh into teh printer, teh kitteh wuld show teh printer (an us) her pointy endz!
Yeah. Goggie be funnier. I luk at the picjture and der is no plaise to put a cat. m Or a goggie for that matter. Also is very old-fashened machine. It mite be funnier if ah new wut it wuz.
Doo nawt feed it kitteh or goggie… iz a iknra… inkradent… inrmental… bit-bai-bit plawt 2 werk up 2 hyoomin sakkerfyse!!
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Yesh, tihs iz a DWOID* IF joo feeds teh masheen teh aminiminal!! Furs’ teh cawpy masheen, tehn teh cawr, tehn joo hafs 2 feed a kitteh 2 yr PC/Mac 2 vizit teh Cheezlan’…. didn’t noebuddy wach Termingtator? Or Yibble Shawp ob Horrerz?
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Do NAWT feed nawn-aminiminals!!
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*DWOID: Dyre Warnin Ob Impenderating Doom
Cuz kittehs be sleepin all da tiem on da printur, an dis wun seems to has develupt a tayst fur dem…..
U needz to read or watch American Psycho
see the movie–if you read the book you will do nuthing for days but take showers and try to scrub it from your brain
Wut iz that masheen, anyway? I feels teknologikally ignurent.
Iz cat-eeting musheen.
gud wun!! FTW
It’s an HP laser printer (maybe a model 5… it’s been a while since I’ve seen one). I didn’t know that the display was programmable, though.
It’s an old HP Laserjet 4 Plus. I’ve got one. They have a distinctive display and keypad.
I’d like to know how to custom-program the display string.
Hackerz best nawt raaz teh ire ob teh Cheezpeepz. Tehy nawt knoz wut trubbul iz until tehy haz felt teh wrath ob billyunz ob kitteh lubberz.
reeli? did Alf tern intew a cal-kalcyoo-a number kownting ting?
haha, best lolphoto ever
PC Load Kitteh? WTF does that mean?!
onoez ChickenGirl, u beetid me to it.
LOL
Is a HP LayzurKitteh printur.
LOL
Office Spays ref, FTW!
O horrurs! Teh awtomated god-masheens are now demanding sakrifises!!!
The office fax machine, on the eve of negotiations for the big account, decides it hungers for something a little meatier than 20lb recycled.
it wuntz 20-lb kitteh not resykuld, kthx bai.
Kitteh feenks pryss iz
2 hye 4 Tawlkeeng Bawkz. Wantz
itz 2 sez “Doggeh”!
Kitteh no can habz
‘Poazibbill Fumbz, but canz maykz
Tawkeeng Bawkz fawllz down
Den fyndz itz lawng
blakk Pissketti coard andz stawpz
itz stawp Tawlkeengz
Jack.
Yay foar Jack!
U can haz cat after I returnz these videotapez.
HA! win!
O Noez, Cheez! Da masheenz wuz eetin farritz bafoar. LOL
Ferrets? How u noes dis? And whi mean machine switch diets? Iz kitties more delichus and nutricishes?
If you click the link below the picture (y macheenz awlways wantz to eated da kittehs?) yu see teh R2D2 eetin’ da LOLfarrit.
(I will mizz da Valerie, she goed to da big pile ov twizzlurbitez in da skye)
You hadz a ferret Valerie? U so lucki! I haz sekret wishes fer ferrit, but it iz not praktikul and no can has. Sigh. Caro
Akshulie, wuz nawt mai fert, wuz mai fren’ Mark’z. Him had farritz. Valerie wuz himz favrit, tho. She livd to varee old.
looks like an hp laserjet 4 or 4+
Where HP = “Hongry for Pussycatz”
this deserves a better rating, ppl just havent seen american psycho
I doan wanna see merkin psycho, or reed it. It is much pleh.
Troo, troo, Starling…
Ebben teh tytal is teh skareree…An teh sweet liddel kittehs izzint safe in dis moovee eether.
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(oar Eyether!)
ohai eberybuddy
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important time travel update !!!11!
sum ob yew remembers the (mis)advenshurs of LCB in prehistory, happened recently on the Trilobite/Doritos picsher. (the rest ob yew will remembers it in teh fuchure; tyme travel is like taht).
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n-e-way, LCB pilf… um … borrowed an axe-spearmintal time machine, and was transported to prehistory. communy-cashuns was difficult. You see, in teh present, I types now, an yew reads it later, an eberything is fine. But in this case, we typed now (ai meen then), but LCB wuz reeding it earlier (in prehistorie), so eberything wuz backwards wen she received it. Confuseded yet?
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Well, if not, this rare video footage ob time travel will help confyuzilate you even more. It shows wut things musta been like before LCB and teh stole … um, borrowed time machine made it back to teh present (which is now teh past, but yew noes wut ai meen).
checks it out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDKmFipygWY
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we returnz you to teh regularloly schejweled hilarity, wich is alreddy in progress.
♫jingletype muzik
adn nao a werd fru our sponsur UFOTOFU.
The outta dis werld fud that, if you had to do it all over again, you woodn’t.
*cue x-files muzik*
“Tonight’s special guest star, Stephen Hawking…
Yaaay.. Stephen Hawking- Smartist man in teh whirld!!
is troo. many kitteh’s are gud at hawking (or they practices a lot, n-e-way), but not as smart as stephen.
first naem basis, eh? kewl.
Yabbut…. Kittehs teechez sum theerieze ’bout stringz.
Berry intrusting…
ai wun time had a kitteh who liked to do teh inbestigashuns ob strings, followed shortly later by some hawking. berry intrusting in deed.
adn gest star ing as LCB adn Phillippe d’Beaker:
[you guise fill in da infomashun]
Wich remnds mee, Professeur d’Beaker, dyd u guize eveh fynd teh hunguz kitteh wif teh big pointy teefs? Cuz ders 1 arund heer, liddul smawl, but gots hugees fawgez. Igor maebbeh gots teh shrinkin masheen2?
Oops! Ai ments hugees fawngees. Styl lernin teh Lolspeek. Ai beggs pawrdons.
um, no, we hasn’t seen teh ginormous kitteh wif teh pointy teef. if we hadz seen it, probly teh legal professinuls wud come after teh Laboratories wif accyuzashuns of transporting teh extinct species across teh temporal and state lines for ill-eagle porpoises. so we is berry clear that we has no commintz except that we noes nuffing and it wuzzn’t our fault an nobuddy saw nuffin and we won’t do it again …. nothing to see heer, move along.
that wuz not a real ginormous kitteh. It wuz a stachue frum DizzyWurld taht had been photoshoppeded, and appeared on ICHC a lawng time ago an libes on an otter continent. so there.
Aw, ratchafratch. Ai wuz so hopin 4 a reel 1….
Hai Mary O’! Duzzit matteh if teh actawrs iz styl alivez? Cuz Ai awlwaez thawt it wud b neet to put tugebber a cast uv Grate Actawrs, frum awls teh hiztry o flim. Wut u fink?
ok. i aer bak. fire away-
tho it luks like Prof. d’ Beaker’s hapi wif teh Denzel W. good choyce.
Gest starring as teh wunnerful LCB iz Jessica Alba (who feelz paynfully inadiquack tu plai sush an importint roll)
Trying dispritly tu fill teh shuz uv Phillipe dBeaker iz teh ever-flexible, alwaiz smart Denzel Warshingtun! (who iz teh humbelled tu plai wun uv teh mostest smartist an funneh men onna planit)
oh, ai am liking this casting …
we also needs teh other players … JCH4K and Mary O’s wuz also guilty …. um, honured participants
Iz funnee cuz I iz reedin “Theef uv Time” rite nao! So I wuz reedin this in a liddle while frum nao, I tink….
I DIDDENT STEEL TEH TIME!
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How many times does I has to tell u: I was just takin’ teh time outside to see whut it looked like in teh lite.
jest teh sort of thing Jessica Alba wud say. But Denzel Washingtun wud nawt be fooled.
ifnz u wana seez it in da lite – mebe weez shud putz it in spacy shuuttle n batts it aron a bit!
momcat
ai recomends “Teh Time Travlurs’ Wife” too.
Dis systim happenz to bee teh ”ACTUAL INFAMOUS WURD PRETZULL”.
(Ai ackshully had teh pryvuhlidge ov ubtaynyng a wun-awn-wun nturvue wif it.)
Maiselfe: “O, Hai, Wurd Pretzull. Ai sea yoo has decydid to honnur uses wif a vysit foar Easter dynnir awn dis joyus holidae. Butt wiey duz you wunt kitteh
fud insted, wen yoo haz bin eaytyng ownly Cheezfrends’ commints up untylle naow?”
Wurd Pretzull: “Teh Easter Bunneh dint bryng mee ennyfing adn Ai be rlly deeprest”. (WP heppins to tawk in LOLCATS awlso.)
Maiselfe: Dats jes dispickibule! Yoo shud luuk ashaymed. Speshully tudae.
WP: *sniffs, wif a lil wympurr.* “Sorree! Sorree! Woan dooit ennymoar.
Ai be goeing hoam naow”. Sneeks off, draggin his cord behine hisself.
yew got an intervyoo wif WurdPretzel iszelf?!!1! no wun has eber dun that before. we can hopes that he will mend hims wayz, but teh confidence in this, we duz not have it.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no cat for machine plz no want cat sacraficed to machine……… plz save our kiteys
Dis mus be green muhsheen becuz it resaikles teh kittehs by mayking copycats.
holy crap! that’s an HPlaseerjet4 – I have the same printer how do I get it to do that?!?
U makes a simple adjustment to teh Fetzer valve.
and reconfigures teh deflector dish. quite simple, rlly.
Oh, and u has to toggle teh henway switch in sync wif teh greeckern piston.
helps if you hab a toob sok.
awn wun foots or both?
Yes.
…until yew needs wun to connekt teh stuffs dat borked wif teh sok & duk taep a la ‘pollo XIII.
ah, duck tape. neber ferget teh duck tape.
An teh mufffler barings to be repackt an doan’t forgret teh bilnkers flooid.
howz bout da duck?
(sigh- I canz hardli wait till spring break, den I be moar n’sync wif u guz)
momcat
lcb – yer 2 funneh!!
this is from American Psycho, peoples.
hmmm. i gueses one awn yr foot adn teh otter to conncet stuffs wif duct taep a la ‘pollo XIII.
oh, ratzenfratzen. dis goes up dere. aisle repozt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yYEX9dV34I
American Psycho – Feed Me a Stray Kitteh
kitteh come out okeh
i had that printer! but it never told me to feed it a cat.
and solid american psycho reference.
No, u no can has cat.
>^..^< <—NOT YOURS
It’s a reference to the movie ‘American Psycho.’ An ATM tells him to feed it a cat (so he thinks.)
I can haz Amerikan Syko?
this so funnee, is now dugg…
“Thi morning on The Patty Winters Show“…
* a Cheerio sat in a very tiny chair and was interviewed for close to an hour
* Bigfoot was interviewed, and to my surprise, i found him quite articulate and charming
* UFO’s that kill”
random recurring bit from American Psycho
American Psycho quote FTW
iz amerikun syko
JESUS, lolcats, what does THAT have to do with anything?!?!?
hey, theyre children of divorce. give them all breaks!
i want you to wash your kitteh…no – from *behind.*
amrcan syco ftw!
I have exactly the same Printer!
Hah. I used to do this to our LJs in the office at the NOC; before American Psycho, I used to make it either say ‘YOU SMELL BAD’, ‘PC LOAF LEDDER’ (nobody noticed), and “SWM 2YR NEW DPLXR” on the supersuper one with the magnormous LCD readout.
Time test: 9:39AM EDT