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Do not taunt happy fun chair.
AWESUM FFL, LCB!!!!
Shall we do a chayr dans? R mebbee moosikal chayrs?
Moosikal chayrs hapens to bee da onlee chayr dans i knos.
Mebbeh da chair happeh cause ee loves to not ave peeple sittin on is lap fora change?
Could we mabye do teh chair danse they does at Jooish weddings? We will take turns sitting on teh chair and allda rest lift teh chair up way high and —
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On sekkond thought, mabye not.
ai wil watch az u lift ebbereebodee, ai 2 hebbee 4 teh liftin in2 teh airz!
That not beez a problem heer, Rosie. But I waits wif u heer anyways. If u are not framiliar wif mah exploits, u prolly don’t knoes that I has a fear of hites.
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Also widths, but that is anudder story.
*Rosie patz lolcatburglar fur* “it otay, ai stayz wit u an wii beez
2gedder 4 teh sawng bowt teh kitteh in teh chare”
“duz u noes teh sawng bowt teh kitteh in teh chare?”
*sung 2 teh toon ub “Teh farmur in teh dell”
“Teh kitteh in teh chare
teh kitteh in teh chare
hai ho teh chareeo
teh kitteh in teh chare.”
“Teh kitteh taekz teh turn
teh kitteh taekz teh turn
hai ho teh chareeo
teh kitteh taeks teh turn.”
“Teh hyoomins bak awae
teh hyoomins bak awae
hai ho teh chareeo
teh hyoomins bak awae.”
“Teh kittehs clap an plae
teh kittehs clap an plae
hai ho teh chareeo
teh kittehs clap an plae.”
“Teh maus cums in teh room
teh maus cums in teh room
awl teh kittehs leep frum charez
an chaes teh maus awae.”
giglolz.
No, I doesn’t knoes that song.
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How does it go?
ai wil find teh toon 4 u! BRB
http://www.youtube.com/v/sRZTekA72yo&hl=en“>
hoep dis werz!
Thx. And whut is teh werdz?
ai go luk dem up fer u! BRB
The farmer in the dell
The farmer in the dell
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The farmer in the dell
The farmer takes a wife
The farmer takes a wife
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The farmer takes a wife
The wife takes a child
The wife takes a child
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The wife takes a child
The child takes a nurse
The child takes a nurse
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The child takes a nurse
The nurse takes a cow
The nurse takes a cow
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The nurse takes a cow
The cow takes a dog
The cow takes a dog
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The cow takes a dog
The dog takes a cat
The dog takes a cat
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The dog takes a cat
The cat takes a rat
The cat takes a rat
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The cat takes a rat
The rat takes the cheese
The rat takes the cheese
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The rat takes the cheese
The cheese stands alone
The cheese stands alone
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The cheese stands alone
Thx, but whut about teh werds to “teh kitteh in teh chare?”
muss be berry steenky cheez, udderwise be awl gone beefoar joo can say cheezburgr!
Rosie! dat wuz a lot ob werk you did dare! adn FAST, too
I’m thinking LCB should change her middul naem to “Cheese” in honur ob yur werk adn willingness to halp.
but srsly, mebee you shud maek her dew her own hoemwerk, otterwize shee’ nebber lern.
o, i c, but it otay, i useded 2 teh werkin bery fast at teh wiki
r mai werdz frum teh kitteh song nawt showin up higher up doe?
ai madez teh song and den posteded teh werdz!
Thx fer yer nice werdz 2 meh and teh advice HUGZ
u awlwaez nice 2 meh!
yer wordz aer showin up verry well nao. I likes dem awl, but wee duznt want Maus to go way, so we shud lett ‘im know you talkin bout a liddul maus, nawt him.
Oh, MaryO. If I changed mah name to lolcheezburglar teh peepuls from teh mCdonalds would soo mah hindquarters so hard.
ah. that wud be sad. prolly keep you busy fur awile.
U too. I telled them u was mah bidness advisorer.
yikes. i better see if Litty Gator is a bail able.
r dey nawt showin abuv , up dare??
yup, ai seez dem no wurreez
I sees them 2, Rosie. I was pullin ur leg a little. In jest. But u shame me by bein so halpful.
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So, when is this free weekend and how much does it cost?
r u kidden me? ai did awl that for NO reason! sheesh!
whoopsie ai fell fur it.
lolcatburglar, joo iz such a card.
uz peeps will enjoy yore werk adn admire yr hepfulnezz.
Oh, Rosie, I sry. I just has some funs cuz that’s what I does.
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Here, as a thanks 4 beein a sport, u can has teho’s ristwatch.
thx! ai needz teh watch! duz teho mindz?
didz ai pass yer eenitcheeayshun??
LCB shud be moar nicer to Rosie.
*Snerk*
Sew nice to be gibbin teho’s watch to Rosie.. Ai cud have teho’s ring???
o hai guiz.
Ai haz been bizzy an mist a lot. Whar did lolcatburglar steel Theo’s watch? Ai wud reelee liek to see it, but donut know where to luk!
Janet, u forgets that I has (unauthorized) access to a time masheen. I haven’t steeled Teho’s watch yet, but mabye I will sometime in teh past.
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Or mabye I did it in a play by Corneille or Racine and it happened offstage. Tout est possible.
Dis meenz maus as in mousy the animule nawt maus teh cheezfren
Maus cheezfren mus bee heer to joyn wit teh cheezfrenz in teh
actibbitees
Wispurrz: Rosie — dis b teh majic ICHCland. U is az lite az a fezzer!!!
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Heer wii go — I pick up u in ur chayr all by maisef.
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**parades around ruum wif Rosie hi in deh air. Rosie wavezez 2 deh admiring crowd. Duz a big twirly finish and setz Rosie down gently.
“O dat wuz teh sew mush fun!” Moar Moar Moar *Rosie pause at
teh liften partissipantz. batz cyoot liddl kitteh eyezlashus*
*floofly pawz clapping wildly*
Whut a beyootiful turn aroun teh ruhm, MJ! An Rosie, yoo wuz abzolootely lubberly up dere!
*Rosie taekz teh bow*
ai wuz teh scared at teh nawt sekkund, but den ai hab teh fun!
cweenmj, yoo an Rosie bof R luking berry regull.. I hazznt ebber seen a luvvlier tern arownd teh ruhm… It wuz a tern unstoned…
nao dat wuz sew speshul! thx sew mush!
Thank goodnesses!!! Ai wud hating 2 b habbing my ternz stoned.
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Just 4 fun . . .piks up iddd in her chayr wif 1 hand and pb2k in her chayr wif deh ozzer hand and takeses dem on a turn around deh ruum.
Duz a dipsy doodle and setz dem down.
Hebbins 2 Murgatroid!!!! Wai I nebber!!!
I kood seez yer howse frum there!!!
*Fanks sew mush*
Snagglepuss, FTW!
OhMaiGuddNess! Whew! Dat wuz a surprize! an wuht a vue I had frum mai chare wehn lifted up by MJ! :_
Mai kittehs ar sittink heer in awe ov MJ an her amazink danzing feets (and feats)!
Fanks so mush fer a grate weakend ending!
Yes, habbin yer ternz stoned iz wurse tahn habbin MaryO cast asp urchins at yoo!!!
Stikkee liddel buggerz, tehm dwattid asp urchins…
Y? Will it peench ur fingurs?
R yur bum!
It will nom on ur sholder blades.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Fun_Ball
Liek Robin Williamscat said,
“What do chairs have to think about all day?
‘Ohgawd, here comes another @$$#0(3!’ ”
Happy Funchair, howevr, haz transcended.
Wun uv mai favrit SNL skits EBBER!!! FTW an FTFFL!! LOL!
ZOMG!! Dat wuz so far bak in my rememory I not eben getz teh ref til u points it owt!! I lubs dat wun!! Nao I feels silly fur not gettin teh joke……
…slinks off to bed to recharg brane fur teh skool tomorro….
Avoid prolonged exposure to happy fun chair.
Ohai! Sit heer, sit heer!!!!
ai r teh frenlee chare
No want to sit back too far, would it be like sittin on chair’s face? Shudder, sort of creeped out. Backs away slowly
o noes! ai nebber tawt un dat! EEK! *Rosie runz awae on teh udder fastestest
pause an leapz on2 teh table, hopigz dat teh tablez nawt weerdz 2*
Cumz HEEEER widdle peepul peepul peepulz! Iz teh cumfiestist chayr! Reeli! U kin truss me!
NOM
Maybee dis chayr shood go to nawtee barn? Heehee!
Chare smilez – wayting 2 pull itzself owt frum under yoo!!
o noes! ai a teh oldkitteh! aiz cud brake teh hip!
chare! bee gud! oar ai wil dew sumpin liek sharpun meh clause on youz! pleh
Happy fun chair spells things properly
Chare-perssun callz dis meedeeng to ordur!
Teh motion is tabled until we can change teh way the langwidge is couched.
i bringz moshun to da table! ai moove wee can haz fries wif dis ordur?
*Ai sekkund dat (e)moshun*
Sekkonded! All in flavor say “NOM”!
nomnomnomnomnomnom….is dis a nomminnashun?
Nom nomnomnomnom…
-adn teh Nomnominee iz……………?
NOM
dis iz fa-nom-inal
Cheezez Twicet!!! It’s a chayr!!
Get in deh sNOMobile!!
*Rosie runz on teh herz fastestest pause an leepz in2 teh
sNOMobile* ai reddee! sabe meh sabe meh!
**tosses Rosie a helmet.
**turnz on snomobile & gunz enjun. VROOOOOM VROOM
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Hanging on!! it’s going 2 b a bumpee ride!!
**tehy disapurr in a floof uv snow!
**teh wind wistels bai.
**Wii hitz the liddle bump. Poofff!!
**Wii hitzdeh biggr bump. Ssssppplooottch!!!
OH nOez!! Snow awl ober mai fais mask. Eye Can’t b seeing!!!
*Rosie scapurz and teh wipez teh snowz off teh faiz mask*
“Is dat bettah??!!”
oh, jess, fank yew.
**Rosie hopz bak on.
**Rev teh sNOMobile agen. VROOM.
Away we go!!!
**Schooom! Schoom!
**Kwik turningz.
**Muchlee snow flyingz!!
**Prbt. Prbt>
Oh noez! Out uv gas.
*Rosie luks aroun an flips tail bak an 4th*
“Ai no seez teh chare! U tink wii lost it?”
*Rosie hugz cweenmj 2 keepz warmz*
“It beez otay! wii beez otay!”
*wii luks aroun 2gedder hopin 4 teh HALP*
“HALP!!”
Don wurree! Ai saev joos! Kwik hop in mai traktur!
“Seetbeltz on pleez”
Nao, screeming u-turn liek Sigawnee Weevah in Aliens…
!!!SCRRRRK!!!
and VAROOOM! PUTTPUTTPUTTPUTTPUTTputtputtputtputt….
…into dah distense.
Phew! Dat was clowse.
**Luks around.
Wear R wii? I don’t recoga nize dis plais.
Uhm, dunno.
But, luk on dah brite side: joo iz rescood!
Duzzn dat maek joo feel happee?
“R wii saveded??!! Ware iz wii? Ai dunno dis plais eeder!
Ware u tookz us boom?” *shibberz in teh feer and hugz
cweenmj 2 keepz teh warmz*
” r wii happee cweenmj?” *chukklez nerbuslee*
I iz berry happee to be resqued.
Thanks a brazillyun, boom!!
uhm, away from skaree chayre.
izzn dat watchoo wanted?
we can goes back ifn joo want. ai has gas.
sry.
Oh, noe! I don’t wanting 2 going bakk to deh chayr wif teh giant mouf.
oh noes wii tanks u and wii lurves u 4 teh rescuez! HUGZ
okay den, ai maeks shelter out ob packed snow, while joo luks fur firewud an cheezburgrz. wee wurreez bout locayshun in mornin. K?
ai did nawt meenz 2 sowndz ungrapefull, ai wuz jus nerbus
in teh wied openz areeuz nawt noeingz ware ai twas!
ai tanks u frum teh bottumz ub mai hartz!
*Rosie luks 4 teh wud cuz seh feelz bad seh mite hab
huted teh feelingz ub wunnerful rescuer “boom”*
“Heer teh wud!” *Rosie tripz ober ownez pause an teh wud
flize ebbereeware!*
“O noes! Ai pik it upz! Ai sew sry!”
I think I b seeing deh d’Beaker Laboratoriez right ober der.
i having deh key 2 teh city tahti wuz gibben last week so i noeing wii can b getting in.
**dey wawkz to the lab and opun deh door.
At leest itz warm in heer.
gud finkink, cweenmj! nise in heer.
say…wassat noize?????
:scared:
can ai cumz 2??!! doan leebz meh alonez!
Oh noez….Doan stop naow.. Duz dey scape??? Duz dey live???
Duz dey writtabuk to tell teh tail??? Willit cum owt in moobee form???
Rosie!! git in heer. But watch out, I Think Igor iz sumwear nearby.
hurree up Rosie, wez wurreed bout dis creepy labrat-oratory. Duz joo haf a Zippo? Is dark.
*Rosie jumpz in2 air! Meow! Seh runz fastestest
az teh pause wil kerry her!*
“Ai haz teh bic liter” *handz bic 2 boom”
**Crash. Klank. Tinkul.
Ooops, I wuz trying 2 b finding deh lite switch. i tripped ober the secret spearamint.
Fanks Rosie.
*flik flik*
ahh nao we seez bedderer.
:whispers: wassat?
creepy creepy closerer an closerer…
O. M. G.
“Wut wut” *wimpee rosie klingz 2 boom an cweenmj*
it’s it’s it’s a
GIANT CHEEZBURGR LAB
millyunz an milyunz ob cheezburgr… far as teh eyez can see…
WOAH. DUDE.
:schock:
Wut we doez nao?
I can’t luk.
Iz it Igor?
oopsie i lapse into jerman agen.
i ment to do this:
go get teh CCC so we has sumfin to lode um in?
menny menny Igorz, making menny menny burgrz.
how we distac…strak…maek dem look away?
*maeks mad dash bak to storage room*
*puts contents ob CCC on teh countertopz*
*dashes bak to d bak rum ob d’Beaker labs wif MT CCC *
ohai mary o.
wut iz dis “CCC” ob witch joo speak?
Oh, Itz cheezburgerz? not igor?
Yay!!!
Noaw wii frow a cheezurger partee!!!
wii invite ebberyone!!!
I shud have noewn PdB wud habing a giant
stash uv teh burgerz!!!
answering boom-CuteCrashCart (i fink) hold stuffs to hep peeps wen dey splort.
as fur hao to handle Igor
igor duz getz distrakted by branes…
cweenmj-i fink wee shud lode up de cart befoar we getz cot.
okay doan get eggsited cweenmj.
furst, get rid ob Igorz.
sekkund, stash burgrz.
den partee.
kwesshun iz, how?
grate finkink, mary o!
kwik sumwun luk at keryoot kitteh and splort!
ai will sacreefize mahself fur dis bold venchure.
wheer iz kitteh?
HEER KITTEHKITTEHKITTEH!
ohai dere joo are, keryoot kitteh!
“it iz a far far better ting ai do…”
SPLORT!
:Igorz luks around:
well. LCB has teh mostest branes round. i say, sho her pichur ob dr tineecat, make her brane go *splort* scoop em up, use em fur bayte
to distrakt Igor, wilst sum ob us lode up the CCC.
Luk. ober heer. A secret passeje. Wii can scape down it.
Iz teh cart loded yet?
whoa. Boom just sacrificed the branez ob teh wun fer
teh nomsob teh manee.
you guise load up teh CCC wile Igor is distwakted.
yup, gettink full. did ennywun catch sum ob mai braynz? Ai might need dem layter.
K, let’z run!
you go hed wif teh cart. i’ll skoop up booms branes.
Kwik!
ofanks mary o. a few burgrz and ai should be awl bedderer.
uhoh. wheerz Rosie?
ROSIE! osie osie osie….
ohnoes!
Rosie, r u wif us?
wii can leeve no kitteh bhind!!
***much running and brefless actibity.
**group finally heds down escape passije.
**comez out in Ty-buteek!!!
I’ll go bak adn getter-
calls out Rosieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
ai here! (lost wifi connect)
WHEW!!!!!!!!!! thot Igor had gotted you!!
grab my paw- letz skooooot!
*Rosie runs wif MaryO’s paw an luks bak 4 teh udderz*
Ware teh udderz beez?
*dey runz up teh labarintheen sekrit pasaje folowing teh
scent ob burgerz*
BURGERZ???!!1! Teh udderz wil bee dare!
the otterz aer awreddy ahedz ob us waytin in teh tybooteek.
don’t luk bak. you mite tern to pillow ob salt. oar, in yer case, sinz yer so sweet , sugar.
awwww shukz! ai nawt sweet,ai jus gullable! lolz
ai nawt luk bak doe! ai wunt 2 c udderz is otay!
WHEW,lookz like wee maed it!
Yay!!!
eberybodee heer adn acounted fur?
ware boom???
BOOM oh BOOM BOOMIE BOOMSTER
last i saw, he wuz waitin up in teh tyboot eek room at the end ob teh sekrit pasaj.
ai goez bak fer himz! *I galupz awae on awl teh pause
rl fast liek*
*puts hed in paws* its like herding kittenz…
BOOM ware u iz at kitteh cat? (aiz teh poet an diznt no it!)
Wii can’t hav losting boom. He savinged us
wif himz tractor and sacrificed himz branez.
Him so brave, wii must getting himback.
maybe wordpress is eeting himz commintz.
mai hyoominz iz makinz meh cum in teh hows nao! *sigh*
ai hatez teh hyoominz! Gud luk on teh findingz boom!
Hugz awll aroun
okays. lets thimk.
he maded it to de sekrit room in teh tybooteek..
we no he he sed heed be fine wif a few cheezbrgrs, adn he haded wun in hims paws wen i wented bak fur Rosee..
i thimk he gotted mozt ob his brane bak, sept fur dis liddul bit. we sav it fur him in teh deep freeze til we see him, kay? He just wandrin bout in teh tybooteek prolly. dunt wurry.
see u later, alligator!
Bai mary O! wuz much funz!
Eben tho
my slooow intertoobz gaving me a cupple
uv inapproriate responsingz.
Boom must be lukking at all uv the
wondermouse things in teh ty-booteek.
Ooops. meant teh bai to Rosie.
I hoping Pd’B duzn’t get upset about hiz
sekret spearamint getting nokked ober.
Maybe him will blaming Igor.
dat’s ower storee & we aer stikin tewit.
I’ve herd dat Igor iz clumsy.
ya no, i dont fink it wuz rilly a nexspearmint you nokked ober.
smelled like dat smokey skotchwhiskee.
i bet it wuz jest hims pribate stash. lookee here-
i sabed a piece ob teh bottlol sez Macallan 50 yr old oar sumfin.
cudnt be werf dat muches, rite?
Deh skawtch whiskeez!?!?!?
Dat stuff wich poizunded me??!?!?!
I think Pd’B will be thanking me 4 saving
him frum it. I am awl happetail now noeing
I hab sabed PdB frum such nastee stuff.
yesh! wont Prof. d’ Beaker be teh pleeeeeezed!
I’m shur he will.
*Yawnz & luks at clok.
oh, deer. its deh bedtime.
its ben a gud day, MaryO.
& now I wishing u a gud nite.
Kisses n hugz
OMCC!!! *muffled soundz of whyte floofy paws clapping wif grate vigor!! That wuz sooooo eggsciting!! Yet anudder grate adventure to go into teh histree buks (oar at leest the buk markz!!!)
An boom – waht a hero yoo ar – making a sacrifice liek that to save yur frenz! Yoo deserbs a meddal!!!
{{{{Rosie}}}}
{{{{cweenmj}}}}
{{{{{mary O’Spockn}}}}
an {{{{{boom}}}}}
Ai cud hardlee wait to see what happend next!!!!
Yoo guise – were *sniff* (whar’s mai hankee?} just TOOOO wunnderful fur werds!!!
*whistle whistle Stampy feets*
*clap floofy paws togedder*
W00t w00t!!!!
What a fantabulamus an epic storie!!!
Ai r blown away by teh heroics an teh twists an turns.
Medals an shampayne fur awl!!!
*bravo bravo*
tenth!!!!!!!!!!!
Hab a raisin.
OHAI! I CAN HAS U SIT ON MEH?
de dude beside meh iz emo, you seez i tries to cheer him up, but it no work…
invizibl chair joke
Chare sings ‘Ai’m bringin frenly bak – Yeah!’
whoze teh troll leebin awl teh lo cheezburger countz?
go wae troll!
In today’s paper I saw there are posted the winner’s of this year’s annual Peeps diorama photo contest. The other day we had a pic posted here titled Peepshow, that was nothing compared to these. From the trouble with tribbles, to movies, to Larry Craig, there’s a peeps pic in the slideshow. Not exactly lolcats, but certainly lolpeeps.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/03/20/AR2008032002753.html?nav=hcmodule
Lolator Craig mah favrit. Ai wunner, iz he peeping tom?
Omai, Omai!! Taht wuz such funz! Fanks sew mush!
Yesh! Dat wuz menny funz!! Bery kyoot an cweativ!
Happeee Chare will lubs yoo and hugz yoo an callz yoo Jorg
“Oh, yeah! Hot buns, comin’ mah way!”
(I finks I iz werkin a theme here)
Cheezfrends! Halp. For da last few dais ah haz been having bad trubbles looking at teh links under teh lurbly kitteh photos. I get stucks, don’t get to see teh extra funnie stuffs, and my puter won’t let me close teh window. I iz hazn to rebootz each time I trys. NEbuddie elze haz dis trubble?
ai noes nuffin bowt dis sitchumacation, butt ai heer 2 wishez u teh bestest ub teh
luk an 2 bee teh moralz suportz 4 tew! HUGZ
I’z also luckee wif mah poota goin gud, dunno watchoo shud do, but wishin joo awl da bestest, Bearcat!
:CHAIRHUGZ:
Deer Bearcat.. Iz habbin teh berry same trubbel for teh las few daze!!! Freezin up and awl that stuffz. In fact I compla.. komplai.. spoak abowt it a few pix bak on im in your briefcase… Im finkin taht Tidmum wuz also habbin sum problimz..
*Yoo R not a loan!*
Bearcat – Ai had dat saym prollem… are u uzin Internet Explorer? Ai ended up loading firefox (fanks, whoebber menshuned dat munfs ago!!), an now – no prollems – not ebben wif the burgers!
yes ai iz uzin firefox an no teenytiny problemoz!
iz berry gud browser :plug:
Yez, 3heathens, Ai iz using dat Interwebz Splorer. Plehhhh. Ai yam scaired to upload teh firefox, though. Iz gonna make my puter mad mebbe? I am mizzin my cheezburger laffs sumthing terribull. Tanks Cheezfrends for teh reashur…ree a shoor…teh making me feel better abowt my puter trubbles. Ai will think bowt dis firefoxness.
Teh Safari for Windos werks too, just FYI.
i wuz wruried dat my computer wud hav a hissie fit if i used teh firefawkes, but sew far, no problema.
Yes, I haz IE also adn am skeerd 2 use teh Firefox.. Afrade mai pooter will getz eben madder 2… Jus wish tehy wood fixxum. Mus B manee ozzer peeps wif IE..
Bearcat – ai fowt sew, tu…. wuz a leetle nerbus tu trai, but – eet wuz teh qwik an eezy! Ebben kep mos uv mai bukmarkz, tu! Haz bin a bit uv a tranzishun, but, werks fyn an ‘puter iz hokay wif eet so far!
wahlll-
I hatez to tell u dis, gascat n me been habn da same tribble. Bof in firefox n in IE, we finks is confineded to wun ub our ‘puters. Will tries to chec it out at wurk tomoraa.
( I sentz notz to da burgas- I fout I wuz onli wun wif problem)
on unrelatived note- I notic I nawt gettn mani votz ur commentz- cantz tell ifnz it be me bein da pleh or if it sum neu ‘puter problem….
momcat
Dear momcat!!!! You could NEBBER NEBER NEBBBER be teh pleh!!! We’ve been having maor troll problemz. Plus – ai sumtimes think peepl get so bizzy riting that they furgitz to give theif fellow cheezpeeps teh burgers.
Menee’s teh teim sumwun wud replai in a nice way to mai commint – so ai noo they liedk it – but not a burger voat in site.
So – nawt to werree – heer yoo ar luved – pay no ttenshin to teh burgers. An ai’m about to get up awn mai soapbox wit a stern but gentle leksuhr re teh burgervoats!!
{{{{{{momcat}}}}}}}
eye had dis happen 2 bearcat. 4 bout da last 3 or 4 daze, ichc has been berry berry sloe loading. seems to be hanging up on the ads on da site. it wuld take 4 evah to downlad, or just not download at all. eye use internet exploder. eye finally got hacked off enuff that eye downloaded firefox, an am using that to look at ichc. wurks gud, no problems nowe.
OK, Iz *STILL* hafink trubbuls, an Iz gots Firefox. Ai awso wawnted 2 sine up 4 an account heer, but noes joyz; da systme donut recognyes me. Ai emialed teh fokks at ICHC cuppla tiems, butt noes anseers. Dis is weeerd. Anyboddys got an ideer, ai b sooo happy 2 heer it!
When dey is so meny LOLcats to post, why dey pick this stoopy chair? I iz disa.. didzapyn..I has a sad cuz I wanted a LOLcat. hummph!
mee 2 floofyhat. i wuz hoping 4 kyoot kittehs oar floofy bun buns oar baby duckies 4 easter. i haz a sad 2.
aww doan bee sad… chayre iz happy
as for toiletz, they nebber happeh, dey has 2 tayk all ur crap
Wutt happened to teh trolls???
Wares Obveeus Troll? “There is no cat in this picture.”
Wares Computer Brain Troll? “This chair is not smiling, you idiots. The hole
is simply carved into the shape of a smile and what you think are eyes are really
screws. Morons.”
Wares Care Troll? “You may think this chair is happy, butt it is NOT. It has to
hold your fatt butt all day. How would YOU feel?”
*sniffs*
I almost kind ub miss dem….
O lawdy, dat remidnns me uv me whin ai wuz yunger…. tuk mi awls deeze yeers 2 loosun up a tad! So muchy moar relacksed nao.
Invisible Butt!
invisible butt????
I wunts it!
Happy chare + happy kitteh + cheezburger = paruhdysz
2 rite lol
Anom! Cheezfrenz 2.
Ai haytes to be bryngying dis up, but dis chayre luuks kynda laik a gillowteen, iynsted of jes fuyrnyshure. Mebbe taht’s wye it be havin suches a rlly byg smyule?
Oooh, dat be teh scaireee…
How can yu not liek dis pikshur? Its something to chairish!
u hafta haff teh rite stool for teh job,
like i alwayz chaise
Will anyone else divan?
To couch it differently,
I guess this joke can only go sofa.
…perhaps sumwon can innerdeus Happy Fun Chair tew Angry BBQ. Cud bee a gud fing, yes?
Just like the Nicon camera commercial.
…and we do mean “FULL”
Chair can haz hapie tabel?
DON’ MAKE FUN OF HAPPY CHAIR! IZ MEH BFF!
Testing
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:p
fail
happi chair looks like Asok from Dilbert.
ZOMG!1 i wantz teh happy chare!!!!!1
its HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CHIR
happy chair no likes farts…