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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Do not taunt happy fun chair.
AWESUM FFL, LCB!!!!
Shall we do a chayr dans? R mebbee moosikal chayrs?
Moosikal chayrs hapens to bee da onlee chayr dans i knos.
Mebbeh da chair happeh cause ee loves to not ave peeple sittin on is lap fora change?
Could we mabye do teh chair danse they does at Jooish weddings? We will take turns sitting on teh chair and allda rest lift teh chair up way high and —
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On sekkond thought, mabye not.
ai wil watch az u lift ebbereebodee, ai 2 hebbee 4 teh liftin in2 teh airz!
That not beez a problem heer, Rosie. But I waits wif u heer anyways. If u are not framiliar wif mah exploits, u prolly don’t knoes that I has a fear of hites.
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Also widths, but that is anudder story.
*Rosie patz lolcatburglar fur* “it otay, ai stayz wit u an wii beez
2gedder 4 teh sawng bowt teh kitteh in teh chare”
“duz u noes teh sawng bowt teh kitteh in teh chare?”
*sung 2 teh toon ub “Teh farmur in teh dell”
“Teh kitteh in teh chare
teh kitteh in teh chare
hai ho teh chareeo
teh kitteh in teh chare.”
“Teh kitteh taekz teh turn
teh kitteh taekz teh turn
hai ho teh chareeo
teh kitteh taeks teh turn.”
“Teh hyoomins bak awae
teh hyoomins bak awae
hai ho teh chareeo
teh hyoomins bak awae.”
“Teh kittehs clap an plae
teh kittehs clap an plae
hai ho teh chareeo
teh kittehs clap an plae.”
“Teh maus cums in teh room
teh maus cums in teh room
awl teh kittehs leep frum charez
an chaes teh maus awae.”
giglolz.
No, I doesn’t knoes that song.
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How does it go?
ai wil find teh toon 4 u! BRB
http://www.youtube.com/v/sRZTekA72yo&hl=en“>
hoep dis werz!
Thx. And whut is teh werdz?
ai go luk dem up fer u! BRB
The farmer in the dell
The farmer in the dell
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The farmer in the dell
The farmer takes a wife
The farmer takes a wife
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The farmer takes a wife
The wife takes a child
The wife takes a child
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The wife takes a child
The child takes a nurse
The child takes a nurse
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The child takes a nurse
The nurse takes a cow
The nurse takes a cow
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The nurse takes a cow
The cow takes a dog
The cow takes a dog
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The cow takes a dog
The dog takes a cat
The dog takes a cat
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The dog takes a cat
The cat takes a rat
The cat takes a rat
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The cat takes a rat
The rat takes the cheese
The rat takes the cheese
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The rat takes the cheese
The cheese stands alone
The cheese stands alone
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The cheese stands alone
Thx, but whut about teh werds to “teh kitteh in teh chare?”
muss be berry steenky cheez, udderwise be awl gone beefoar joo can say cheezburgr!
Rosie! dat wuz a lot ob werk you did dare! adn FAST, too
I’m thinking LCB should change her middul naem to “Cheese” in honur ob yur werk adn willingness to halp.
but srsly, mebee you shud maek her dew her own hoemwerk, otterwize shee’ nebber lern.
o, i c, but it otay, i useded 2 teh werkin bery fast at teh wiki
r mai werdz frum teh kitteh song nawt showin up higher up doe?
ai madez teh song and den posteded teh werdz!
Thx fer yer nice werdz 2 meh and teh advice HUGZ
u awlwaez nice 2 meh!
yer wordz aer showin up verry well nao. I likes dem awl, but wee duznt want Maus to go way, so we shud lett ‘im know you talkin bout a liddul maus, nawt him.
Oh, MaryO. If I changed mah name to lolcheezburglar teh peepuls from teh mCdonalds would soo mah hindquarters so hard.
ah. that wud be sad. prolly keep you busy fur awile.
U too. I telled them u was mah bidness advisorer.
yikes. i better see if Litty Gator is a bail able.
r dey nawt showin abuv , up dare??
yup, ai seez dem no wurreez
I sees them 2, Rosie. I was pullin ur leg a little. In jest. But u shame me by bein so halpful.
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So, when is this free weekend and how much does it cost?
r u kidden me? ai did awl that for NO reason! sheesh!
whoopsie ai fell fur it.
lolcatburglar, joo iz such a card.
uz peeps will enjoy yore werk adn admire yr hepfulnezz.
Oh, Rosie, I sry. I just has some funs cuz that’s what I does.
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Here, as a thanks 4 beein a sport, u can has teho’s ristwatch.
thx! ai needz teh watch! duz teho mindz?
didz ai pass yer eenitcheeayshun??
LCB shud be moar nicer to Rosie.
*Snerk*
Sew nice to be gibbin teho’s watch to Rosie.. Ai cud have teho’s ring???
o hai guiz.
Ai haz been bizzy an mist a lot. Whar did lolcatburglar steel Theo’s watch? Ai wud reelee liek to see it, but donut know where to luk!
Janet, u forgets that I has (unauthorized) access to a time masheen. I haven’t steeled Teho’s watch yet, but mabye I will sometime in teh past.
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Or mabye I did it in a play by Corneille or Racine and it happened offstage. Tout est possible.
Dis meenz maus as in mousy the animule nawt maus teh cheezfren
Maus cheezfren mus bee heer to joyn wit teh cheezfrenz in teh
actibbitees
Wispurrz: Rosie — dis b teh majic ICHCland. U is az lite az a fezzer!!!
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Heer wii go — I pick up u in ur chayr all by maisef.
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**parades around ruum wif Rosie hi in deh air. Rosie wavezez 2 deh admiring crowd. Duz a big twirly finish and setz Rosie down gently.
“O dat wuz teh sew mush fun!” Moar Moar Moar *Rosie pause at
teh liften partissipantz. batz cyoot liddl kitteh eyezlashus*
*floofly pawz clapping wildly*
Whut a beyootiful turn aroun teh ruhm, MJ! An Rosie, yoo wuz abzolootely lubberly up dere!
*Rosie taekz teh bow*
ai wuz teh scared at teh nawt sekkund, but den ai hab teh fun!
cweenmj, yoo an Rosie bof R luking berry regull.. I hazznt ebber seen a luvvlier tern arownd teh ruhm… It wuz a tern unstoned…
nao dat wuz sew speshul! thx sew mush!
Thank goodnesses!!! Ai wud hating 2 b habbing my ternz stoned.
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Just 4 fun . . .piks up iddd in her chayr wif 1 hand and pb2k in her chayr wif deh ozzer hand and takeses dem on a turn around deh ruum.
Duz a dipsy doodle and setz dem down.
Hebbins 2 Murgatroid!!!! Wai I nebber!!!
I kood seez yer howse frum there!!!
*Fanks sew mush*
Snagglepuss, FTW!
OhMaiGuddNess! Whew! Dat wuz a surprize! an wuht a vue I had frum mai chare wehn lifted up by MJ! :_
Mai kittehs ar sittink heer in awe ov MJ an her amazink danzing feets (and feats)!
Fanks so mush fer a grate weakend ending!
Yes, habbin yer ternz stoned iz wurse tahn habbin MaryO cast asp urchins at yoo!!!
Stikkee liddel buggerz, tehm dwattid asp urchins…
Y? Will it peench ur fingurs?
R yur bum!
It will nom on ur sholder blades.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Fun_Ball
Liek Robin Williamscat said,
“What do chairs have to think about all day?
‘Ohgawd, here comes another @$$#0(3!’ ”
Happy Funchair, howevr, haz transcended.
Wun uv mai favrit SNL skits EBBER!!! FTW an FTFFL!! LOL!
ZOMG!! Dat wuz so far bak in my rememory I not eben getz teh ref til u points it owt!! I lubs dat wun!! Nao I feels silly fur not gettin teh joke……
…slinks off to bed to recharg brane fur teh skool tomorro….
Avoid prolonged exposure to happy fun chair.
Ohai! Sit heer, sit heer!!!!
ai r teh frenlee chare
No want to sit back too far, would it be like sittin on chair’s face? Shudder, sort of creeped out. Backs away slowly
o noes! ai nebber tawt un dat! EEK! *Rosie runz awae on teh udder fastestest
pause an leapz on2 teh table, hopigz dat teh tablez nawt weerdz 2*
Cumz HEEEER widdle peepul peepul peepulz! Iz teh cumfiestist chayr! Reeli! U kin truss me!
NOM
Maybee dis chayr shood go to nawtee barn? Heehee!