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Aftur u sendz me pruf goggie sleepz with teh anemenemenonies.
Yay, starling! congrundulatshuns!
concatulations
Brilliant!!!! *dans dans dans dans* (nao ai’m shampooing teh living ruum car pet.
Janetz kittehz tawkin tew eech cudder:
hee hee. letz wait til itz awl nicencleen and go dekorate wif:
A little litter
Barf
Colorful remaynes ob ded meese.
D…
Durdy feetz prince
Eerrky up stuffs
F…
giglol @ “eerkky up stuffs”
Ohai!!! I leftid yoo a linkee 4 Eester on Im in your briefcase…
Llama, llama..watchowt!!!
‘k. i go luks nao! dis be teh mostest unyoushual Eester Sundae i ebber hads.
brb
Im finkin itz gonna get unyoushualer!! Im jes sayin….
*ahem*
*wipes egg off teh face*
Sorree!!! *snerk*
{{{{{mais ouis}}}}}
Heerz a floofy warsh cloff… anna kullerd aig 4 yoor baskit, anna chawklit bunny, anna inbitayshun 4 Eester dinner. We can hav it rite her wif our Cheez frenz… Sugeschuns for teh menju…..
Ham n pineappul ringz…
Ooops… :blush: shudda bin- I spose…
Appul piices wif spiices
*wiggulz large kitteh buttockal areaz in and sez*
HAPPEE EEZTUR CHZ FRENZ!!!!!
*bowz teh kissus 2 teh room*
Ai lurves u awl!
mai happitail twitchis bak at yew!! Happee Eeester tew wun n awl!
{{{{{{cheezfrens}}}}}}}
<3
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at large kitteh buttockal areaz
oh hai Kafleen!!! nice tew see yewonline! did yew say wuns dat yew has teh driving job?
Yep!! I alwus wurk on Sunday, butt they not needs mee today!
yippee……….sew nice yew kin plai!!
wut kind ob driving job do yew hab?
ai wuz a dump truck driber 4 10 yrs!!
I delibbur parts to mechanics moastlee frum a major name
auto parts store!
Wunts I did a pharmacy deeliveree, tho.
I’m considered an independent courier.
sew ai assooom dat teh tuk tudai off?
Happpeeee yeestur 2 ebereebuddee!!
Beeg hugz awl rown! {{{ICHCpeepz}}}
oh deerz, ai seem to hab teh teknickel difficults
shoood sai
“ai assoom dat teh satanic mechanics” tuk tudai off”
I not noe enny satanic mechanics.
Fuzzes frum whoonoeswear
gushee fud
hairz
I…
Ignatz, remains of
Jello wid marshmallows
Kitty litter (too ez) Krispy Kreme krumbs
ignatz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNrL_-jVvXo
Innerds frum I dunno- ugh!
Joose of sumfin or udder- Eeew!
K…
kleenexes, shredededed to smithereens
lollypop wrappahs
munnies, chewedededed
n…
old fings (ufos)
pukie (dried up bits)
questionable additional items
not to fergit the N
nasty fings dat ay dun wan tew talkabowt
Rings, pinneapple frum teh ham
Sillee puttee
Toof paste cap to bataround…oops, went undersofa…
U…
Unborken knikky knaks from top shelf
Very teeny borked peices of knikky knaks affer battin em around on flur
Wisk bruum for sweepin up the broken bits
Thas whut meh kittehs ben in2 this mornin
Xtra fuzzy chawklik Eester egz
Yello yoke frum last yeer
Z…
zee Hallelujah korus:
gospel bershun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YXtf7vtz3c
or zeebra toenails?
“Helloooooooo Zeeba neyba….”“
luv teh PBWref Kafleen!
dpeddy
LOLOLOL!! Hau well yoo guise noe mai kittehs. an ai just sat dawn fur a minnit - next thimg ai’m doin - puttin teh pineapple rings awn teh ham!!!!1
BWAHAHAHHAHAhahahah!!! *snerek* *gasp* *gigglolol!!!
*beeg breff!!* Ai’m off. *wipez teers frum laffing frum teh aies!!*
wile you takes a brake, you mite preshiate dis:
sylvia mc nair: i know my Redeemer liveth (Handel)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBLORlFSifc&feature=related
Tank yoo! Ai used to sing that. an, if ai doo say so myself, ai wuz REELEE gud!
An ai reelee lieks it.
But now ai am getting teh potoates reeddy (little red wuns wiv butter an parlesty . sour crem iv enebuddee wantz it. An then ai has to set teh tabul - wich meens ai must moove the pyooter - far frum the plug.
So - It’s been fun.
Oh - after dinner - Birfday caek fur mai sister Pyzi - todai iz her birfday - an then - beeg Easter egg hunt in teh SNOW!!!
Whoo Hoo!!!
Tell Pyzi happee birfday frum mee, Janet!!!
Happee birfdai to Pyzi frum me, JCH4K!!
Enjoi teh beeg egg hunt, an teh meel!
U hav deh car petz in the libbing ruum?
Y deh car petz not in deh car?
An Y u take deh car petz to deh libbing ruum 4 deh shampooingz?
Shudn’t u take teh car petz 2 deh baffruum 4 deh shampooingz?
Hmmm.. Mai petz doan like to B shampood at awl!!! NE ware!!! Evver!!!
Teh car petz go tu teh car warsh.
you haz a rekwest fur songndanz?
heers a sawng bout munnies to start wif, mebee:
Disco warnin!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTLHMgYpcx4
erleee Beetlols- munnie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3m-gOelA8g
lub ob munnies (OJs)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny_j-bAhq68
Well, sinse I hab the slooow intertoobz and duzn’t eben try to lukking
Happee Eester, Cheezfrenz!! 
@ teh yootoobz cuz tehy b taking 4eber, I will just b singing a song 2
maisef. I think I will b singing teh eester bunneh song. Tehn maebee
teh cheezmiester will gibbing us a eester bunneh 2 B luking at.
.
mi mi mi mi miiiiiii - that teh warm up.
.
Heer cumz Petir Cottentale
Hoppin doan deh bunneh trale
Hippitee hoppitee Eesterz on itz wae.
He’z bringing ebry gurl and boi
Baskitz full uv eester joi
Tingz to make ur eester brite adn gay
He’z got jelly beenz 4 Tommee
Kullerd eggz 4 sister Sue
Derz an orkid 4 ur Mommee
Adn an Eester bonnit, 2.
O, heer cumz Petir Cottingtale
Hoppin doawn deh bunneh trale
Hippitee, hoppitee
Happee Eester Da-ay!
.
*fuzzy pawz clappin*
Dat wuz wunnerful an Eestery cweenmj!!
Ai gotz teh slow an freezin innertubez too! It am teh Pleh!
Werkin nawt tew bad lass nite,nao awl rubbish agen
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Teh snow diddnt cum,but teh cowld am heer!
Ai r gunna watch a moobie unner teh blankee an keep warm.
Teh Kidletz am upstairz eetin awl teh eggagez,Mr T.M am gon tew bed-mizerygutz!!–Only 5.35pm.
Peace an kwiet fur a liddle whyle Yayyyy.
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Happee Eester tew awl an happee dai tew awl!!!
Happeee Eester, Tidmum!
Sowwee it b cold ober dere. But soundz like u hab teh gud idea — a movee under a warm blankee. maybee have sum chokklit, 2.
Ai LUBS dis era!!! Dansdansdans allatyme!! Philldelfia Freedom….Bump..
Teh Hussle!!! Yaaay!
Don bee laffin naow!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFz2WkVAk38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP1ZZszRca0
“innerestinn” bershon ob de abba song “munnies munnies munnies”…
*lol*
hee hee wunderz if dey notice dis is teh monompolies munnies…
boviouslees frum a teenytineeIngerland monompolee gaem.
Tehm’s teh noo twennies. They oanly luks liek monompolies munnies but tehy be reel.
hee- wunner wut wattah mahk yew sees wen yew hodes it upto teh lite?
monty python
teh montee python munnnees song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sNJhX0×7yI&feature=related
Well! I certainly must say,
“That was educational!” f.r.
*whispurrs* Aim nawt reelee heer- ai’m reelee maeking teh debbiled egz, but - ai haz noticed yur purrsonal troll IS heer.
Yoo may want to doo sum spraying - an don’t werry - ai’ll doo what ai can wif the pf!
yikes! Fyumi izzon SpringBreak pertekin gurlpeepz frum trollz.
mebbee BamaHern’ll bring Albret teh Alligator to nom teh troll.
*psstpssstpssst* (sprays pursonal Scentz ob Humor)
ACHOOO!
dat sens ob humor heps my stuffy noze, too. cool.
Yesturdae, awn Holy Caturday, Ai noetised taht a lawt ov teh
berger voteses seamed to has bin tampured wif. Wai mus Fyumi
bees awayes wen we kneads hur? (Ai knoes taht she be richley
desurvyng dis vakashun; we mus nawt be seylfysh).
Wel, Ai gess we can has to putt owt teh cawl for Pogo
or Alburt, wichebber wun iz awn call. HALP!
Maibee yoo needz 2 save summ debbiled eggz 2 B frowin at teh Burger Biter.. I bin triin to anti burger him wif teh 5 burger votin. * Wutza pf?*
Ai tryedd dat too. Dunno iyf it wurked ore nawt.
It wuz moar den jes annoyeing; it wuz awlso meen-spyrited.
Wye duz dey can haz to du taht?
Mai pitch fork!!! Ai uses it az maim umbrella, an it’s veree useful.
SJ originally gibbed mee teh pitchfork - and lbc told bee how to use it.
Trolls are week an pitiful things an lose awl their poser wehn confrunted wf - teh miee pichfork.!!