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Aftur u sendz me pruf goggie sleepz with teh anemenemenonies.
Yay, starling! congrundulatshuns!
concatulations
Brilliant!!!! *dans dans dans dans* (nao ai’m shampooing teh living ruum car pet.
Janetz kittehz tawkin tew eech cudder:
hee hee. letz wait til itz awl nicencleen and go dekorate wif:
A little litter
Barf
Colorful remaynes ob ded meese.
D…
Durdy feetz prince
Eerrky up stuffs
F…
giglol @ “eerkky up stuffs”
Ohai!!! I leftid yoo a linkee 4 Eester on Im in your briefcase…
Llama, llama..watchowt!!!
‘k. i go luks nao! dis be teh mostest unyoushual Eester Sundae i ebber hads.
brb
Im finkin itz gonna get unyoushualer!! Im jes sayin….
*ahem*
*wipes egg off teh face*
Sorree!!! *snerk*
{{{{{mais ouis}}}}}
Heerz a floofy warsh cloff… anna kullerd aig 4 yoor baskit, anna chawklit bunny, anna inbitayshun 4 Eester dinner. We can hav it rite her wif our Cheez frenz… Sugeschuns for teh menju…..
Ham n pineappul ringz…
Ooops… :blush: shudda bin- I spose…
Appul piices wif spiices
*wiggulz large kitteh buttockal areaz in and sez*
HAPPEE EEZTUR CHZ FRENZ!!!!!
*bowz teh kissus 2 teh room*
Ai lurves u awl!
mai happitail twitchis bak at yew!! Happee Eeester tew wun n awl!
{{{{{{cheezfrens}}}}}}}
<3
/:lol: at large kitteh buttockal areaz
oh hai Kafleen!!! nice tew see yewonline! did yew say wuns dat yew has teh driving job?
Yep!! I alwus wurk on Sunday, butt they not needs mee today!
yippee……….sew nice yew kin plai!!
wut kind ob driving job do yew hab?
ai wuz a dump truck driber 4 10 yrs!!
I delibbur parts to mechanics moastlee frum a major name
auto parts store!
Wunts I did a pharmacy deeliveree, tho.
I’m considered an independent courier.
sew ai assooom dat teh tuk tudai off?
Happpeeee yeestur 2 ebereebuddee!!
Beeg hugz awl rown! {{{ICHCpeepz}}}
oh deerz, ai seem to hab teh teknickel difficults
shoood sai
“ai assoom dat teh satanic mechanics” tuk tudai off”
I not noe enny satanic mechanics.
Fuzzes frum whoonoeswear
gushee fud
hairz
I…
Ignatz, remains of
Jello wid marshmallows
Kitty litter (too ez) Krispy Kreme krumbs
ignatz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNrL_-jVvXo
Innerds frum I dunno- ugh!
Joose of sumfin or udder- Eeew!
K…
kleenexes, shredededed to smithereens
lollypop wrappahs
munnies, chewedededed
n…
old fings (ufos)
pukie (dried up bits)
questionable additional items
not to fergit the N
nasty fings dat ay dun wan tew talkabowt
Rings, pinneapple frum teh ham
Sillee puttee
Toof paste cap to bataround…oops, went undersofa…
U…
Unborken knikky knaks from top shelf
Very teeny borked peices of knikky knaks affer battin em around on flur
Wisk bruum for sweepin up the broken bits
Thas whut meh kittehs ben in2 this mornin
Xtra fuzzy chawklik Eester egz
Yello yoke frum last yeer
Z…
zee Hallelujah korus:
gospel bershun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YXtf7vtz3c
or zeebra toenails?
“Helloooooooo Zeeba neyba….”“
luv teh PBWref Kafleen!
dpeddy
LOLOLOL!! Hau well yoo guise noe mai kittehs. an ai just sat dawn fur a minnit – next thimg ai’m doin – puttin teh pineapple rings awn teh ham!!!!1
BWAHAHAHHAHAhahahah!!! *snerek* *gasp* *gigglolol!!!
*beeg breff!!* Ai’m off. *wipez teers frum laffing frum teh aies!!*
wile you takes a brake, you mite preshiate dis:
sylvia mc nair: i know my Redeemer liveth (Handel)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBLORlFSifc&feature=related
Tank yoo! Ai used to sing that. an, if ai doo say so myself, ai wuz REELEE gud!
An ai reelee lieks it.
But now ai am getting teh potoates reeddy (little red wuns wiv butter an parlesty . sour crem iv enebuddee wantz it. An then ai has to set teh tabul – wich meens ai must moove the pyooter – far frum the plug.
So – It’s been fun.
Oh – after dinner – Birfday caek fur mai sister Pyzi – todai iz her birfday – an then – beeg Easter egg hunt in teh SNOW!!!
Whoo Hoo!!!
Tell Pyzi happee birfday frum mee, Janet!!!
Happee birfdai to Pyzi frum me, JCH4K!!
Enjoi teh beeg egg hunt, an teh meel!
U hav deh car petz in the libbing ruum?
Y deh car petz not in deh car?
An Y u take deh car petz to deh libbing ruum 4 deh shampooingz?
Shudn’t u take teh car petz 2 deh baffruum 4 deh shampooingz?
Hmmm.. Mai petz doan like to B shampood at awl!!! NE ware!!! Evver!!!
Teh car petz go tu teh car warsh.
you haz a rekwest fur songndanz?
heers a sawng bout munnies to start wif, mebee:
Disco warnin!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTLHMgYpcx4
erleee Beetlols- munnie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3m-gOelA8g
lub ob munnies (OJs)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny_j-bAhq68
Well, sinse I hab the slooow intertoobz and duzn’t eben try to lukking
Happee Eester, Cheezfrenz!! 
@ teh yootoobz cuz tehy b taking 4eber, I will just b singing a song 2
maisef. I think I will b singing teh eester bunneh song. Tehn maebee
teh cheezmiester will gibbing us a eester bunneh 2 B luking at.
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mi mi mi mi miiiiiii – that teh warm up.
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Heer cumz Petir Cottentale
Hoppin doan deh bunneh trale
Hippitee hoppitee Eesterz on itz wae.
He’z bringing ebry gurl and boi
Baskitz full uv eester joi
Tingz to make ur eester brite adn gay
He’z got jelly beenz 4 Tommee
Kullerd eggz 4 sister Sue
Derz an orkid 4 ur Mommee
Adn an Eester bonnit, 2.
O, heer cumz Petir Cottingtale
Hoppin doawn deh bunneh trale
Hippitee, hoppitee
Happee Eester Da-ay!
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*fuzzy pawz clappin*
Dat wuz wunnerful an Eestery cweenmj!!
Ai gotz teh slow an freezin innertubez too! It am teh Pleh!
Werkin nawt tew bad lass nite,nao awl rubbish agen
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Teh snow diddnt cum,but teh cowld am heer!
Ai r gunna watch a moobie unner teh blankee an keep warm.
Teh Kidletz am upstairz eetin awl teh eggagez,Mr T.M am gon tew bed-mizerygutz!!–Only 5.35pm.
Peace an kwiet fur a liddle whyle Yayyyy.
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Happee Eester tew awl an happee dai tew awl!!!
Happeee Eester, Tidmum!
Sowwee it b cold ober dere. But soundz like u hab teh gud idea — a movee under a warm blankee. maybee have sum chokklit, 2.
Ai LUBS dis era!!! Dansdansdans allatyme!! Philldelfia Freedom….Bump..
Teh Hussle!!! Yaaay!
Don bee laffin naow!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP1ZZszRca0
“innerestinn” bershon ob de abba song “munnies munnies munnies”…
*lol*
hee hee wunderz if dey notice dis is teh monompolies munnies…
boviouslees frum a teenytineeIngerland monompolee gaem.
Tehm’s teh noo twennies. They oanly luks liek monompolies munnies but tehy be reel.
hee- wunner wut wattah mahk yew sees wen yew hodes it upto teh lite?
monty python
teh montee python munnnees song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sNJhX0x7yI&feature=related
Well! I certainly must say,
“That was educational!” f.r.
*whispurrs* Aim nawt reelee heer- ai’m reelee maeking teh debbiled egz, but – ai haz noticed yur purrsonal troll IS heer.
Yoo may want to doo sum spraying – an don’t werry – ai’ll doo what ai can wif the pf!
yikes! Fyumi izzon SpringBreak pertekin gurlpeepz frum trollz.
mebbee BamaHern’ll bring Albret teh Alligator to nom teh troll.
*psstpssstpssst* (sprays pursonal Scentz ob Humor)
ACHOOO!
dat sens ob humor heps my stuffy noze, too. cool.
Yesturdae, awn Holy Caturday, Ai noetised taht a lawt ov teh
berger voteses seamed to has bin tampured wif. Wai mus Fyumi
bees awayes wen we kneads hur? (Ai knoes taht she be richley
desurvyng dis vakashun; we mus nawt be seylfysh).
Wel, Ai gess we can has to putt owt teh cawl for Pogo
or Alburt, wichebber wun iz awn call. HALP!
Maibee yoo needz 2 save summ debbiled eggz 2 B frowin at teh Burger Biter.. I bin triin to anti burger him wif teh 5 burger votin. * Wutza pf?*
Ai tryedd dat too. Dunno iyf it wurked ore nawt.
It wuz moar den jes annoyeing; it wuz awlso meen-spyrited.
Wye duz dey can haz to du taht?
Mai pitch fork!!! Ai uses it az maim umbrella, an it’s veree useful.
SJ originally gibbed mee teh pitchfork – and lbc told bee how to use it.
Trolls are week an pitiful things an lose awl their poser wehn confrunted wf – teh miee pichfork.!!
nothing like Monty Python to put everyfing in itz proper perspektive!
…or daid peeps.
Iz BritKitteh. So pruf pic will be ov googeh in boot ov teh car.
uh dat’s “goggeh”
stoopee goggee not noe, tho…..*snurt*
Watch wile wee secretlee replace hitman goggies munnee wiff monopolee
munnee!
Goggie goes to store…la la la la la la…tries to buy a big tastee bone frum
butcher wif teh fake munnee…butcher say , oh, ok, smartee, an gibbs him rubbur bone.
BOINNNNNNG!
Why, i otta! rassin frassin schnassin
Mah runaway imaginashun, let me show u it….
“lets see ur invitashuns”
“invitashuns?”
“yeah, 4 peeces of paper wit ur names on them”
“well, we gots a whole lot of pieces of paper with the queen’s face on them”
in canadastan they hab teh 2$ coins that has teh queen wif teh bear behind.
No!!!! Taht is not rite!!
U cannot b seeing teh kween’s bare Bhind!!!
It B unSEEmlee!!!
I am ashaimed u wud eben say such a thing P’dB!!!!
is nawt me!!1! ize nawt even c’nadian.
**Pondering… How tehy get a picture uv mai bare Bhind, ennyway?
Deh pop poo rot seez B ebberywear!!
h t t p://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toonie
.
note the picshur of teh coin …
Oh, yew ment cween Lizzee! Adn a pololar bare!!
*sigh uv relief
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Well, I polologize for yelling at choo.
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*Wunderz if p’db hazseen deh happee chayr.
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Did I eber telling u that u iz my faborite perfesser?
Pls 2 b remembering I sed that teh next time u see me.
Phillipe – ai am beginning to wunder how yoo can talk wif yur tung stuk in yur cheek liek that!!1!
Like the innocent “Ai wunder how to make teh evil fayce” KNOWING we were awl gonna miss it a jump out ov ar chyres!!!
Wish yoo weren’t so far away – what fun we cud hav!!! If ai cud keep up, that iz!
Joo getz enuff paperz wiff da pikshur ob da kween or dead presidunces, joo get in anywear joo like. Deez papers talk!
Nawt if teh NSA or MI5 doan’ wanchoo tehre… Teh onlee fing joo mite gets mezshures 9mm in diameneter, adn joo cannawt outrunz it.
mafeea kitten takyn cair of bizness
Iz Big Pussy from Sopranos?
FTW!!!….tanks Tessie fer makin mai dai wit teh Soapranno ref!
oops dat’s kitteh not kitten
OFF TOPIC (apologies)
I was surfing around and looked at “I’m at ur office partee.” (May 10, 2007 or thereabouts)
Bagel of Everything came up wid a werd that needz to be in the lolspeak dictionary. This werd was not in the dictionary teh last tyme I looked.
Teh werd iz “herblz.” It means “girlie parts.”
Iz Rosie in charge of teh dictionary? Iz somebuddy else playing teh part of Webster? Plz to be adding werd that iz awesum and full of win. Kthxbai!
Oh fifi – thankz fur luking at older stuff – sooooo mennee funnee peeple. An – *sniff* – whar did they go??? Ai reelee reelee liked Bagel of Everything. ;-(
make it look like he had an accident… on the carpet
OK so that worked… now let’s try this
!!! WP must be in a good mood today. will it work… in bold?
in bold italic?
hot damn, WP is working again !!!
jus trai givin sumwun a burger…………an watch all teh odders go wai!!
it appears dat mai abatar tooked teh dai off……. musta gawn to church. nuffin rong wit dat, but wair did dat cum frum???
cud it beeee mai “altar” ego?
i fink yu maybe rite
ohai mayyyyyyweeeeo! hao’s yr cold. ai tink ay’m seeing teh lite at teh end ob teh tunnel wiff mine. jus lots o coffin nao.
(It’s nawt teh coff dat carries yew off
is teh coffin tey carry yew offin)
Groooooooan!
oh sure………….. make a liar out ob me… church mus be owt!!
Hah!!!! Doan git yoused toit!!! It won’t last lawng…
ai sew gladz ai nawt ownlee 1 who talkz 2 self!
HUGZ
I carries on whole made up sicheeashuns outloud. Mah imajunashun…it bee in overdrive….
HAHAHAHA nice!
Does this mean that kitteh is payin in dog pounds?
LMAO
Be caerfulls callin ther kween such nayms!
Yoo getz uver haf wehn teh goggie iz gone an a nise litteh bonus if yu take teh hooman babbeh tu. Tehn we noms an naps in peece 2nite.
O hai! mai capshun maded it tew page 2 ob teh voting pages. is teh kitteh in front ob teh tv askin…… hao do ai vote ona inntertubes. if yew has a chance an eben wanz tew pls taik a minit to vote. nebermind who is ona tb…….has nutting to dew wit teh capshun…….. jus sayin
kewl! fanks- brb after i botes.
awwwwww fank yew!
is on page 6 nao……… how fas it chainges……..
yesh- it seemd like i had to chase it round satern’s rings; iz prolly round p. 8 bye nao.
Dis seemz to be rathur a lot of munnys to get rid of goggoe. Of corse, is probly not teh kitteh’s munny to start wif (kittehs not bein much into savings). He probly catburgled it.
What confuses me is which of my neighbours leaves bundles of £20s lying around – because that’s not my house but it is my daughter’s cat Tinkerbell.
As to the caption…well “many a true word spoken in jest”. She’s currently hiding behind the TV from the over enthusiastic young Labrador sniffing round the living room.
i’z shur lolcatburglar wud be gald to indvet – insveit – uh, find owt for yoo. for a purc – persnet – cut, ob kors.
Perhaps Tinkerbell has an evil twin?
Kitteh payz ekstorshun muneys
Wait til calls Elyot Ness, tho
lolz
exchange rate kitteh prefers pounds to dollars
My God,
that is a LOT of money!!!!!!!!!!
KITTIE R BRITISH!
i dunno y i findz that kyoot, bt i r.
mb cuz im pikturing him sayng dat in alfrud dolitlol voyss.