good solz go to celing cat
bad solz go to basement
i iz so sawry 4 bein bad kitteh!!
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Bedder teh debbil yew noe
Ai noe ware ai r goin.
*down awn kneez prayin hard*
Amen
“Swear der ain’t no heaben…Prai der ain’t no he…basement”
Iz room 4 mehl, Tidmum?… Im finkin I bedder B doin tihs 2!!!
“Naow I shutz mai eies reel tite an praze wif awl mii mite… “
Derz room fur awl
*fervent prayin an offerins ob Cheezburgers at teh Altar*
*litez a candel an prayz sum moar*
*Splashes ebereewun in site wib Holey wadder*
How we duz mayk hoal in wadder, ennywai?
*fink fink fink*
Syuntific axspearment goin awn heer……
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Rite.Freeze teh wadder-we gots Iyce.
Tayke a sharp instrooment
Chip away at Iyce.
*chip chip chip* ………………..bit deeper…………..
Der. Awl dun. Wallah! Holey Wadder!!!!
Yew iz brli- berl- bery smart. Now – hao we stopz peepul frum flingin it bak wehn we frowz it at tehm?
O tay… Hmmmmnnnnnn. *skritch hed* ……*oww….Splinturz!*
*idea* …. By teh tyme teh Ice hab gawn frew teh air,teh velocitee an teh Breff ob Basement Cat habs turnded it bak intew Wadder! Phew! Gud sayve!
Joo got it rite, Ai finkz!
Kitteh can has redempshun?
Hai. Yu nawt furst dis tmei? congrashulaceshuz wantz moar jing & tonikz, or is be sobur tidai fur Eester? doan noze danz gud enuf to orfur..Wuz Eestur hat preeshyated bai wun and al?
Ai kin haz hawt chikklit plz?
Had nuff alkahal tewdai-nawt mix well wib eggage!
Teh bonnet wuz preciated.
Ai adde teh fresh spring flowerz-mai kittehz nommed dem!!!
*puff pant wheeze*- hear iz teh hawt chikklit, ona silber tray. Sry bowt teh delayz!
Fankyew Jessarakitty
Ai r spittin fevverz heer-mite hab sumfin tew doo wib teh Turkee ai ayted eerlier?
- Teh silber tray am a nyce tutch.
-Pssst.Hab it bak kwik,afor LCB *Ahem* “taykes it owtside tew see it bedder inna lite!!!
Haow bout doin Bunnie Hawp for Eestur?
Gud choyse Spring
*Hop tew da left*
*Hop tew da rite*
*Hop hop hop hop hop*
*jump up an down*
*an turn arown*
*Hopitty hop hop hop*
fawls onna floor inna biig heep
*phew dat wuz ennerjettik*
Is teh demon of da basemaent a kitteh or a gogggie? Or sumthin else?
“da basement goggie”. ai kinda leik dat.
Congratz Tidmum…
*Shhh.. Im finkinteh Debbil wint daown 2 Jorja*
Yayyy.
Kin yew play teh fiddul?
Iz Jorja inna baseymint??
Dat mus bee why she izznt on CSI ennymoar….
*snerk* (ai amooz maiself tu mush….)
* Sez one dukkie 2 teh udder, ” we qwakz us up!!”*
Fankew.. fankew… fankew…
(Ill beez heer awl week…Drinkz R on mah BILL)!
Punneeh!!
I is nawt bad, I is jus lolcapshuned dat way.
Pore kitteh so mizunnerstud.
Jus wanned fud. keh, it WAS yore fud. But still, not fare.
ai don laik teh basemunt!! iz skairrry
EEEeeek!! Wuzzat?!?1 Sumfin TUTCHED meh!!!
SPYDERZ!!!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargggggggggghhhhhhhhh
Oh noooose… I H ATEZ teh spyderz….
*Heer… yoo take it!!!*
*Doan wannit fankyew-iz yawz-tutched yew f.u.r.s.t!!* runz awai skreemin
*Agggghhhhhhh*
I hurd Kim an Aggee say dat if yoo puts sum TeaTreeOyl on a cloth, an den rubberband it to a stik, an wipe it wherebber der’s spiderwebs, de spyders will leev cuz da TeeTreeOyl tiklez der feets an dey dun liek it! I tried it a fyoo days ago, I hope it wurks, cuz I hayts da webs,a n hubbee hayts da spyders. I dun mind dem, just da webses. Plus da howse smelled all fresh an nyce after I did it!
Ohai onceajinx
Hoap yew am feline bedder an gettin stronger?
Ai will try teh tee tree oyl-we getz lots ob spyderz
Hazel an Fern chase dem an play hide teh spyder!!
Fern brung me wun eerlier.EEeeek-Ai had a Eester presint dis mornin tew-A ded mowsie! Nice frot but a chokklit eggage wud hab been bedder
Naw, leeve spido and his buddies alone! They kill the OTHER bugs!
Free of charge, even!
Yabbut, plz to B keepinem offa meh!!! Feelz weerd adn tiklee wif 2 manee feetz… Doan likez em upcloze adn purse on awl.
Heebee jeebeez… EEeew..
*Bee sides.. As yoo jus sed ,”thay R teh KILLERS!*
* Run 4 yor lyfe , Tidmum!!*
Dis jus whut hubbeh sez, tu….. doan kare.
DO.NOT.WANT. IN. MAI. HAWZE…
NEBBER.
*heebe geebeez*
*Thingy speakin in da breathy, sibilant..sybl..snakey voice*
Jus looking for my preshus…I must have my preshus
mai preshus to rool em awl
Waht hab I gotz in mai pokketseez?
Lint???
roger the wabbit ref?
Joo betcha!
moommmmmm, lawndrees dun!!
To the very dark basement…
Wher iz goin an wai iz in dis hanbukkit?
but all kittah wanteded was 37 moar eggiez, snot THAT bad isit?
Kittehs under the stairz! Rated C for cyoot!
Kittehs like the dark.
Watchin’ hoomans trip on stuff
is all kinds of fun.
I hab a butiful black babeh kitteh once. Him figgered out dat peepz cud not seem him bery gud inna dark so him took to hidin in the shadows on da steps..If joo miss seein him…Ah…bloody ankles and kitteh giggles!
Ai ‘dopted a strai Blak kitteh menny yeez ago.
She wuz teh ‘Debbil Incarnate’ ai r shure!!
We cawled her Abbey,cuz she growled at awl teh udder naymes we tried.-Ai hoped a relijus building ref wud halp her axcept teh lawz ob Ceelin Cat-Nawt a hoep!!
She wuz a demon fur stikkin in teh pointee endz!!
Toez pokin owt ob bed gotted mennee a skritch an nom!!
She stayed fur a few yeerz in oppulence an spoiltness,den moobed alawng tew teh next ‘dopter.-she libbed mennee yeerz in dis fashun.
She wuz sooooooo beeyotiful-teh greenest eyez ai ebber saw.
Mai kitteh did too! More joo screamed, the happyer the kitteh!
Kitteh alwais had big smile, hoomans had bloody ankles!
OTA!!!!! I has mist yoo!! I hopes yoo bin ok!!
{{{KKHOTA}}}
Human is clumsy
Maybe break his own fat ass
Maybe flatten *me*
Me confuze.. is dis Olde Testymint Ceelin Cat scripchurz or Neuw Testymint Ceelin Cat.. is dis Sheol Basmint or Haydeez Basmint…?
http://www.happylolday.com
Is finnshd basement. We has pool table and meeneebar.
I can has leetle ‘brellas in da dreenkz?
i allready been to heaven, after five minits i wuz laike let’s go!
basement kitteh has bettah partee.
“Come to the dark side, we have cookies” kind of partee?
An YNGs doin da irnin!
Corrrrr.YNG!!! *drool drool gaze adoringlee*
my damnayshun..let me show you it
Ai blieb u goes were u blieb u goes.
So it be bettur to blieb in Valhallah and furget abowt Hebben and teh Sellur.
Heebroo Cat-shunal ansers to haier authoritee or can has free trip to teh basement!
Bayssment nawt so badz!
Habz Beeg Wyte bawkz wut spinz andz
spitz owt wawrm lawndree
Bayssment iz gud 4
Lawndree Day! Nyss wawrm Baskitt
ubz Cloathss 2 Napz in
Bayssment awllso habz
Doggeh fud boal dat Kitteh
lubz 2 steelz andz hydez
Ceeleeng Cat knoez dat
Kitteh juss duz wut Kitteh
duz… No fawlt. No fowl!
Jack.
thnx. i jest lub teh clean humor.
it’s obviously the kitty who paid to get rid of the the dog.
bad kitteh! go stand at the corner!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/08/07/i-iz-sorree-4-bein-bad-bad-kitteh-i-can-come-out-of-korner-now-plz-k-thx/
Those glittering eyez are rather scary.
Makes a better visual than those bumper stickers that say “If you died tonight, would you be in Heaven or Hell?”
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*Not cussing; referring to a place. Apologies if this was not family friendly.*
Dun’t go tu de lite!!! Stay awai frum de lite!!!
Kitteh haz fownd a sekrit passijway to da nawtee barn!!!
Kwik letss follow
ai wuntz 2 goez 2!
wil wii c teh YNG?? mebbee Capun Jak Harknest?? *sigh*
ai nebber bin tehre, ai B rite bahynd U, dunt stop reel suddenlee oar ai runin 2 U!!!!!11!1!
oh my ceiling-cat! could this be the legendary lucifer cat from bibLOLcal scripture?
dis 1 purtee scaree 2 meh! *shibberz meh timburz*
*wrapz Rosie up inna nice spring green floofy blankee*
*handz ober teh mug ob hawt chokklit*
* plonks gentlee down a kitteh fur snorglez an singin*
Der yew am Rosie, dis shud stawp teh Timbers frum shibberin.
*shibberz susiedz* o thx sew mush Tidmum! ai wuz sew scaredz ub teh
down dare playse! *sigh* ai lubs teh floofy blankee!
Yew am berre welkum Rosie.
Dat iz a skaree playse. Ai doan wanna goe down der neever.
“Shhh *luks roun den whispurrz* Dey haz teh S P Y D E R Z !!!!”
shhh
Teh nawt-sekkund tym ai lukked at title….. ai saw ‘good soloz go to ceiling cat…. LOL!!
I gess dat CC lyks teh gud singerz!!
ub corse 4 teh hi notez dat tikkelz teh CC! CC lurves teh vibratoz!
Shal wii yodelz 4 teh CC 2 showz teh respektz?
*warmz up teh yodelin cordz*
Where is the ceiling cat one? I can’t find it. The one with the square in the ceiling and the cat pokin’ it’s head through
In Soviet Russia the basement comes to get you…..
Soviet Russia IS one giant basement!
Catz r nebber bad
must be the baysment where u keepz teh bad shooz.
Its Tacgnol’s lair!
dooez tis Basement Kitteh doo sanazzy moosical numburrs lyke teh Robot Devil?
Spesifikly to beisment kat! He is teh nemsis of teh seelin kat! teh falln kitteh!
BasementCat, CellarCat, Meow-Fur-Stop-Teh-Fleas, MEWseeFur, Dark Loard of Teh Littrbawks
teh bad-plaes kitteh has manee naems
and he knowze taht ur soul (and ur sole) haz flavr
Dis b purrgatory…hell haz a bathtub…….
Oooooooo! Dis bees veree troo! Is teh purrgatory; haf-waye up adn haf-waye daown;
kynda laike Ai has bin fur teh las elebenty-sevinty-sevin yeres.
“Threw meh u passez into teh sitee of Woe
threw meh u passez into eeturnel payn:
Threw meh among teh peepul lost for aye.
Justis teh fownder of mah fabrik muvd:
To reer meh was teh task of Powar devyn,
Soopreemest Wizdem and Prymeeval Loev.
Befoar meh tings kreeaet wur noen, saev tings
Eturnul, and eeturnul i endoor.
Bandin all hoep, ye hu entar heer“
It be vry dark
U likkly nommed by grue!
Huzzah!
I can has 8 moar lives 2 B good kitteh….
Basement Cat awaits ur inevitubul downfall….
y halo thar >:3
ol hail teh kiung ob hellish depths… ol hail r tru masta!