Comments on: Okay. When they start

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:51:16 +0000

Ai yoosed to maik Yookrainiun Easter egges. Wud blow dem awt
furst befoar dekoaratyng dem.

Iyf yoo lets letz dem set prittee lawng, liek yoo can has dun, dey
dryies owt awn ynsyde ov teh shell. Ai hav sum taht has lastid fur
bout thurtee yeres.

Synce yoars ar stil lefted intakt, iyf yoo doan mynde dem taikin up teh
rume iyn teh fridjilificator, jes let dem awloane. Dey jes mite las
ndyffynatelee. Poppaz probly jes watchun dem ennyways, adn wud
nawt wunt yoo to moov iyt, synce iyt seamed to meen soe muches
to hims.

By: dogsleder

dogsleder — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:00:40 +0000

I’m just wondering why most people don’t make the captions smaller and center AROUND the picture so as to not write over the picture itself? Sometimes an expression or a whole face is obscured and then we can’t really appreciate the whole thought! This happens a lot…too often.

By: SarahD

SarahD — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 22:07:18 +0000

Dis owr furst tramploline!

By: woozled

woozled — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 13:03:41 +0000

yah, maeks meh whork up teh harebawl sumtymes…

By: greasycat

greasycat — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 05:10:46 +0000

And they said lawn darts were dangerous.

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 04:33:22 +0000

awww! Twoo luv: yu haz eet!!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 04:26:31 +0000

taht iz verry nise egg storry. kan haz gud remembrees uv fadder-in-law.

az long az egg not stinkee. aftur taht, egg kan livz on in yur hart wif itz orijunul owner.

By: Banner of Brazoria

Banner of Brazoria — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 04:00:44 +0000

This is actually my sister’s photo, this is our deer lease.

It was the day before opening of the season.

And no, we didn’t shot them there the next day.

This was in Texas.

By: woozled

woozled — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 02:48:11 +0000

It ar also repeatedlee repitishus also too.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 02:19:07 +0000

Dis made me laff so hard!

HILARIOUS!!!

I even showed THIS one to my grouchy DAD and HE laffed!!!!

He almost never laffs!

Gavin, outstanding!!!! U made my dad laff!!!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 02:17:45 +0000

Oh, mai!!!

Mah face is hurtin frum teh grinnin! I so happy!

{{{{{Rosie}}}}}}

Rosie, I been looking for your latest post so I could tell you I
left you a special message on the Thriller cat post. I hope you
see this and go back and read it!

Then I saw this and was so happY!

{{{{Rosie, again!!}}}}}

By: woozled

woozled — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 02:12:19 +0000

DOE nawt wurry, IBK… Ai iz kwite shurr taht tehse deerz iz nawt penneded up. Teh wai tehy can jumpy wifout teh trangpo… tranq… terrampto…jumpy fing wuud maek joo fink taht tehy are Santer Klawzez deers.
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It taykes a Very Hi Fence to keep teh deerz in (oar owt). Srsly. Ai haz a fren hoo keeps a few deerzez (legally-prawpurly licensed & inspectificated by teh stayte game dept) an hiz fence iz abaowt 8-10 foots hi.
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Deerzez can bee Very comfee in teh bakyards ov teh hyoomins… u wuud beh suprized an awl :-O lyke taht. Lyke mai back yard… Ai libs in teh villidge bai teh skool, nawt teh wuudz or pharm. Ai haz eben seed tehm crossin teh 4 layne mayn shopping drag in Suburbietta – stoars an factrees foar mylez in awl direckshunz, rite by the mawl, heddin towards BJs an teh big furchiner stoar.
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Sew pleez do nawt wurry ‘baowt the deerzez.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:52:10 +0000

The Departedmint of Redundant Departedmints reminerz u that
LOL outloud iz a repetishun uv teh redundint varietee.
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Thiz haz been a redundint announcement.

By: woozled

woozled — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:38:19 +0000

Yup! An wee nom on CheezBurgers an roasties an temberloyns an Chili an awl manner ov fings 2 nom frum teh deers, nomnomnomnom.
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An’t tehn teh luvlee Mrs Woozled gibs mee BEEEEG hugzankizzez, an sez “Getcher butt aowt tehre an getz me anuvver one!!”
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An’ Ai sez “Yes, Dear!”
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An taht iz y weez been mayd marryage fur 25 yeerzez, wich is moar tahn ai haz fingders 2 aownt tehm on.

By: woozled

woozled — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:17:12 +0000

Izznt “LOL out loud” a repititious redundancy from teh Departmint ov Redundancy Departmint?

By: woozled

woozled — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:12:53 +0000

eew.

Funnee storeh abaowt a egg:
Wehn mai fodder-in-law stahrted 2 get deemencha (had noe bin daigunosed yet), he comed aowt 2 ahr haowse 4 Fanksgibbing… an showd up sum 6 owers
erlee (ai wuz stil in mai jammehs).
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Sew he comz in an he wawkin ‘roun’ an he getz bai teh chare wehre ai iz sittin, an stiks his paw in teh pokkit ov himz swetter an puls out a egg an sez ‘oh teht iz nawt teh wun ai wanted 2 shoh u’.
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An ai wuz lyke WTF? an ai sed ‘iz taht hard boyld?’ an he sez ‘noe’… an starts 2 putt it bak im himz swetter pokkit.
!!
An ai wuz lyke WTFingF? NOE NOE NOE gimme ai wil putt it in teh fridjilificator… izer… wutevr. So Ai did.
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It’s bin tehre 4 over 2 yeers naow – Poppaz gone to hiz Forever Hoam ohver a yeer naow… aftur goin’ 2 da nursey hoam the Febbidary aftur taht Fanksgibbng.
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Wee jus’ havnt finded a guud use 4 it yet. Noebuddy haz tickted us off enuff to get it… but it doant smell ner nuffin…
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Anyway, mai funneh egg storeh – Ai haz telled joo it.

By: woozled

woozled — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 00:51:31 +0000

Sumtymes wehn meh an teh luvlee Mrs Woozled and teh Ratbag iz
out at a thee-ayter oar konserty fing, ifn tehy lyke it wehn we
clappen tehy noodj meh an sai ‘WHISTEL’ an ai dooz.

By: woozled

woozled — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 00:46:56 +0000

Maebee joo iz jus’ hokypokey impayrded lyke meh.
Ai noe can hokypokey an noe can bunnyeh hopp.
Ai floops an flawps an tehn teh castastoof… crapecrast… grapecrashti…. dizasters happn in a flurry.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 00:12:03 +0000

Hai dere gmawairsgreneshuz!!
Welkum to deh land uv deh cheezez!
**Putz on tekkee beenee-hat wif propeller.
To getting teh avatar u needz to go to deh wordpress.com and getting an account.
Den u going to the “My Profile” link and u can uploading a pikshur to using as deh avatar.
U must b logged in to wordpress for the avatar to show up in ur comments. (I just neber log off.) Sumtimez wordpress iz acting goofee and deh abatar not showing up, but mostlee it duz.
If u b wanting peeplez to finding u on deh web, u can enter ur blog or website address on dat page, 2. Tehn on ur commintz ur name will b bloo so it b a link to u. u can also be getting a blog at wordpress if u want.
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**Takes off beenee-hat adn spins propeller just cuz it’s fun.
Duz u rilly B habing teh green shuz? tehy sound prittee.
Wii are glad ur heer.

By: Eric

Eric — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 23:25:39 +0000

Dis teh bes wae to mayk r poynt!

By: Zski

Zski — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 23:09:51 +0000

we dindnt. Fownd wun tree weeks later. By da smellz.

By: ittehbittehkitteh

ittehbittehkitteh — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 22:17:24 +0000

i berry serprize no buddy say nuffin bowt da mistreetmint ob deerses. penning in backs yardd: do not want. srsly. dis hao rudolf gotted bad seff image 4 red nosie. he barked hiz nosie on trammper- terrampor- *sigh* jumpeh fing. stayyed red allhiz life. wurser yet: no hoames owner isherants. wurster eeben: h.m.o. no cobbers nose job. he losed job at da cinema cause hiz nosie shined so brite – no wonder only gig he finded wuz at da norf pole steerin by da red glow from da jumpeh fing owee on hiz nosie!!
…
so pls let us gets vet assistint r legal professional halp us get dem deerses to saferty!

By: ittehbittehkitteh

ittehbittehkitteh — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 22:06:08 +0000

k. i lets u win dis time…

By: ittehbittehkitteh

ittehbittehkitteh — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 22:03:22 +0000

ohai, romeow. i sees ur point dere…

(sadleh mah but bounce eeben i doan wants it tew.)

an btw happeh eester. hope u gets lotsa lotsa chocklit.

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 22:02:07 +0000

Ai em jelus uv doz whu kin whistle lyk dat! Ai kinnawt whissle tu lowdlee!

Eet wurks berry gud wif heethens an frenz – wun uv teh dadz kin doo eet… awl teh boiz luk up – awl teh gurls cuber dere eerz! LOL!

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:58:24 +0000

Wuts dat funnee lookin fing lieing onna graownd nex to dat Easter baskit.?
**pikx it up adn chekx it aowt.**

Sumfing kynd ov stranj luukin, awlmoast luuks lyke wun ov dem masques lef-ovur frum Haloweenses. (LOLZ). Weiyrd tipe ov prynting onna bak; sez “CARE TROLL MASK”. Hmmmm! Wunder wut hapins wen yoo wares it?
*tries it awn*. Veree unyooshual sensayshun! Wuts happinying to me?

*speekx in neu voyce wif cultshured oavertoans*

“Okay, listen up everybody! Don’t you people realize that this picture has been PHOTOSHOPPED? It’s so obvious, you Space Cadets! Don’t you know anything? It’s such an obvious combination of WalMart outdoor furniture with LL Bean hunting decoys! You have such huge gullibility, that it even embarrasses me. I…..” Masque fawls awf.

Ware em Ai? Hoo em Ai? Ware has Ai cum frum? Adn (moar iympoartent) ware iz Ai goeing? HALP!!!!!!!

By: Toomsie

Toomsie — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:51:15 +0000

First I was like – I don’t get it?

After 15 seconds I was like – AH!

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:47:50 +0000

An, when yu come hoam aftur teh suksessful hunt, du yu sai, ‘Tunyte, we dine awn VENISOM!!!!’

LOL!

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:46:18 +0000

Jenniffurr! Yu mayded me snerk mai tee! Funneh!!

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:45:43 +0000

Dere beez a ‘wunburger’ troll in ar midst……

Fyumi iz onna vakashun…. an ai onlee hab wun can of ‘Scentz uv Hyoomer’… I’ll use eet up:

*sprai sprai spraaaaaaaiiiffffftttttttttt*

Dat’z awl she wrot…. hope eet wuz enuff tu defeet teh wunburger….

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:45:20 +0000

By: woozled

woozled — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:44:12 +0000

Wee allus maeked a Liszt, soe we noed wehn awl teh egzes wer finded.

By: woozled

woozled — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:40:34 +0000

*GROOOOOANZ*

By: woozled

woozled — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:39:36 +0000

Jus’ lyke ebry yeer when dey IZ in seezun!!
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(sumtymes au win, tho’ )

By: Jenniffuurr

Jenniffuurr — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:27:26 +0000

Nao let’s don’t go jumping 2 conclushuns…

By: teenie

teenie — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:26:16 +0000

*snerk*

By: Jenniffuurr

Jenniffuurr — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:24:48 +0000

An wut’s teh diffrunce between beer nutz and deer nutz?
Beer nuts costs $1.59, deer nuts r under a buck!

By: Neil

Neil — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:18:54 +0000

New Car: $30,000.
New Trampoline: a bit over four bucks.

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:16:50 +0000

Why, Woozled…. ai do beleeve wun ov dos buks iz doin a “FFFPPPP” at U!

By: woozled

woozled — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:03:29 +0000

MMMMM…. Ai can haz Venisonburgurs???
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*Luks 4 gun… tehn reezalyzes is noe in seezun.*
Darn!

By: woozled

woozled — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:59:57 +0000

w00tz!!
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*shrill 1/4 mile whistle*

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:56:38 +0000

Rosie – when you post teh linkyfing – tayk orf awl teh stuff befoar the ‘www’ an then ‘add’….. taht hez allus wurked fur me…. gib eet a trai!

By: jeeves

jeeves — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:53:10 +0000

moar lik antler-punkshure

By: jeeves

jeeves — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:51:47 +0000

deer me! LOL!

By: gmawairsgreneshuz

gmawairsgreneshuz — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:47:14 +0000

Hu cud eber unnerstan teeneez. Mai grandot iz 17. She cums ober on mundane.Dat wut Ai wantz no iz hao putz in wiki ? Ai finkz ob wekedais. 2dai Caturday, yu noze, 2moro sunnydai. for sunbafe, nex ar Mundane, sef eksplane, Cheweedai, noms teh gud stuf, windsdy, kerful not blowed awai, Purrsday, yu noze, Friedegg, haz wif sausij er bakun. k? Also 2 hao puts on abatar piksher? Ai jus joyn up dis stuf las weke. funz.
k thx bai. Happy EEstur.

By: bebbeh kitteh

bebbeh kitteh — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:46:26 +0000

Be uh deer, won’t u
adn stop pokin meh

thxbai

By: s.t.e.n.d

s.t.e.n.d — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:17:51 +0000

deer related trampoline injuries on the rise – details at eleven.

By: altosinger

altosinger — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 19:58:35 +0000

Flintstones!!1! FTW!!

By: Rosie

Rosie — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 19:31:57 +0000

Ai mus awae! 4 sum reezun, mai 17yo wud liek 2 eet! wy? it ownlee 3:29PM an

it cud beez teh laet lunch ai tinks…she beez disuhgreein wit meh…pleh

u awl hab a wunnerful EEztur and Caturday and teh dae aftur Caturdae 2!

Bai 4 nao! Rosie or (rtshores at teh wiki…cum c meh!)

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 19:28:22 +0000

**Joynz Tidmum & 3H dansins round teh trupoliumz
**wif teh deerz admiringez uz
**Shakee to lef,
Yay 4 Rosee!
**Shakee to rite.
Yay 4 deh wiki!
**Waving deh armz up hie.
Wii lubs Rosee!
**Waving deh armz doun lo.
Hugs 4 Rosee!
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{{{Rosee}}}