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Let uz show you our pointy enz!!
yeah—ai get yer poynt!
(oooouuucchh!)
Nao let’s don’t go jumping 2 conclushuns…
happee nawt sekkund 3heathens!
haz u pikked teh dans an teh bebberage ub choyse?
Fanks!
*finks* whut dans? hmmm…. Teh Hokey Pokey?? LOL!
Az fur dwinks…. ai jes finnish mai kawfee… sum hawt choklit and pepperment shnaawps wood bee gud!
Watcha fink, Rosie?
*sings*
“yu put yur rite antler in!
yu put yur rite antler owt!
yu put yur rite antler in, an ya poke it awl abowt!!”
— duz ennybuddy need axprin fur dere eerzes? LOL!
LOL bery clebber! moar clebber den minez! lolz
*whispurrs*
Rosie!! Ai fink teh ‘I doan care fur singin’ an dansin’ troll haz struk us!
MOAR SINGIN AN DANSIN!!!
ai doan likez teh trollz but ai dew likez 2 playez teh caer trollz! lolz
ai dans ai sing cuz ai a kitty kat
kitty katz dans
wy it no madez teh linkie? ai tawt ai dood it rite! ai musta
maed a cat-a-strofik embed airur! o noes!
ai tri agin 2 post teh u tbez linkie
ai gibs up awl hopez of teh video postin rite nao
wii hab awl ceen it enneewae! lolz
Rosie – when you post teh linkyfing – tayk orf awl teh stuff befoar the ‘www’ an then ‘add’….. taht hez allus wurked fur me…. gib eet a trai!
Nawt axsprins,but ai can haz Band Aydz plz?
*digs in medisin chest*
Here r sum left-obber heathen wuns….. dey hav ‘Teh Incredibuls’ onnem… but, ownly teh gurl wuns, doh…. want wun? Do yu wunt Helen or Violet? LOL!
Ennee wun will doo-maybeez awl ob dem.
Mai collander skin-Let me show yew eet!!
Ai fink ai cud strain teh veggebubblez wib awl deez holes.Hee hee
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Wun wai ob gettin liposukshun ai spose
Eggsulent! Hawt choklit an teh shnaawps of teh peppamintz iz
on Rosie!
Nao, get reddee!
“U putz teh rite foot in
U putz teh rite foot owt…”
Sing alongz nao
but, do yu put bof rite footzes in atta sayme tyme? Dat doan seem rit, sumhaow…. LOL!
My mentul imij – letz me show yu!
lolz ai noes had mai coughee yetz! u must excuze meh! lolz
tryez boaf feet at teh once! it mite werkz??!!
Okai, heer goez:
*puts rite hoofez in*
*swings ’round tu put rite hoofez owt*
*nox Rozie an Tidmum down wif antlerz*
HO NOES!!
*helps Rozie an Tidmum up to 4 feetzes*
so sowwy, frenz!!! I hope yur okai??
wow u gotz sum antlerz! ai went oopz 2 teh ground!
ai okae doe! thx
Owwwweeeee!!
Anudder twenny eleben holes in mai boddee!!!
Hang awn a minnit….*rustle rustle scrabble rustle*.. Heer we am, ai fownd teh corkz ai saybed frum awl teh whyne bodduls.Put dem onna tips ob Antlerz an we can has sayftee.
Maebee joo iz jus’ hokypokey impayrded lyke meh.
Ai noe can hokypokey an noe can bunnyeh hopp.
Ai floops an flawps an tehn teh castastoof… crapecrast… grapecrashti…. dizasters happn in a flurry.
Contrampleenayshuns 3heathens!!!
Nawt sekkund ffl spot faw yew.Yayyyy!!!! Elebenty Eester eggz an awl awl teh burgers
Boing boing boing Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
Ohhhh! anudder gud gnu werd! contrampleenayshuns bery bery nice!
Ohai Rosie,
Yew deserb a meddul faw awl yaw hard werk on teh wiki!
Yew am a Star!!! {{{Rosie}}}
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*Rosie writes teh Wiki*
*Rosie duz us prowd*
*She gatherz werdz frum neer an far*
*and admirayshun frum teh crowd*
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*Everbuddy Cheer fur Rosie*
*Cheerin berry Lowd!!!*
*Rosie is teh bestest*
*Wikki writer, ebber been arownd!!*
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Hip hip horay Fur Rosie
*Joinz Tidmum*
*shaykes hip hipz*
Hip Hip Hooray Fur Rosie!!
*feelz afturshawx uv awl 3heevens hip-hippin!*
whoa!!!
**Joynz Tidmum & 3H dansins round teh trupoliumz
**wif teh deerz admiringez uz
**Shakee to lef,
Yay 4 Rosee!
**Shakee to rite.
Yay 4 deh wiki!
**Waving deh armz up hie.
Wii lubs Rosee!
**Waving deh armz doun lo.
Hugs 4 Rosee!
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{{{Rosee}}}
Awww ai haz teh tears in mah eyez *snifflez*
dey happee tearz doe! ai tuched bai yur werdz
ai feelz speshul !!!!
Datz acuz yu are speshul, Rozie!!
{{{{Rozie}}}}
*purrz* thz sew mush! {{{{3heathens}}}}
ai lurves teh kitteh hugz!
{{{{{Rosie}}}}}}
wy thx sew bery bery mush TUKKZ’Z MOMA!!!1!
Oh, mai!!!
Mah face is hurtin frum teh grinnin! I so happy!
{{{{{Rosie}}}}}}
Rosie, I been looking for your latest post so I could tell you I
left you a special message on the Thriller cat post. I hope you
see this and go back and read it!
Then I saw this and was so happY!
{{{{Rosie, again!!}}}}}
w00tz!!
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*shrill 1/4 mile whistle*
Ai em jelus uv doz whu kin whistle lyk dat! Ai kinnawt whissle tu lowdlee!
Eet wurks berry gud wif heethens an frenz – wun uv teh dadz kin doo eet… awl teh boiz luk up – awl teh gurls cuber dere eerz! LOL!
Sumtymes wehn meh an teh luvlee Mrs Woozled and teh Ratbag iz
out at a thee-ayter oar konserty fing, ifn tehy lyke it wehn we
clappen tehy noodj meh an sai ‘WHISTEL’ an ai dooz.
Fanks, Tidmum, and ‘Compleyanyoz Eestur’ tu yu, tu!!
Mai heevens sai, ‘Whin is teh eestur eggy hunt???’ Ai will tellz dem dat MUWA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAA!! I haz awl teh elebenty eestur eggyz inna howz naow!!1!
Hoppy Eester tew yew an yaws
We am goin tew mai sis-in-laws fer teh eggage hunt tewmorrow.
Ai fink der am 17 kidlets plus teh grown upz. OMG!!!
Ai hoap she got moar dan elebentee eggagez!!!!
Mynd yew,dem webber peepz am sayin we cud hab upto 15cm of snow tewmorrow
Teh hunt may hab tew bee inna howse!!!
Hmmmnn.Perhaps she can haz hidin awl teh ornymentz befoar we awl get der!!
Hoppy Eestur tew yew, tu, Tidmum!! Dat sownz lyk fun!
*whispurrs* ai bowt sum berry kyoot eggies fur teh heevens hunt – dey glow inna dark!! *gasp!!* dere are some ‘blacklite’ wuns, tu, so yu can du teh hut at nite! sew, tehy will be teh surprizzed tunite when ai say, ‘Eets tyme fur eggy hunt!’ befoar tehy go tu bed! LOL!!
(we allus do ours inna haws… iz tradishun fur us…. Eastur Bunneh has alla his ’stuffy’ frenz inna hawz help… sew, yu luk fur teh bunnehs hidin awl obber insyde teh hawz, an yu finz eggys! kewl! Ai started doin taht when dey berry littul, tu help them tu find teh eggys…. an sew ai doan furget where dey are, eever!! LOL)
Yaw heevuns am gunna hab sew mush fun!!Glo inna dark eggage-eggsellent idea!!
We gotz sis-in-laws tewmorrow,den ai gotta dew wun heer on Munday fur mai kidlets an nephyew.
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Iffen we duz hunt owtside,ai will tell teh Kidlets “onlee pik up teh foil wrappt wunz”– Ai did a poop patrowl inna gardin,but teh Kittehz,teh neeces googies an teh skwirlolz mite hab leeved us a few eester eggz ob terhr own.Ewwwwww!!
Reckymember taht when yew hidz eggages in teh shooz (liek Ai uzedtadoo), iz bery impawtant to findz tehm AWL. Plz do nawt aksk haow Ai noz tihs.
heheheh!!
Wee allus maeked a Liszt, soe we noed wehn awl teh egzes wer finded.
we dindnt. Fownd wun tree weeks later. By da smellz.
eew.
Funnee storeh abaowt a egg:
Wehn mai fodder-in-law stahrted 2 get deemencha (had noe bin daigunosed yet), he comed aowt 2 ahr haowse 4 Fanksgibbing… an showd up sum 6 owers
erlee (ai wuz stil in mai jammehs).
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Sew he comz in an he wawkin ‘roun’ an he getz bai teh chare wehre ai iz sittin, an stiks his paw in teh pokkit ov himz swetter an puls out a egg an sez ‘oh teht iz nawt teh wun ai wanted 2 shoh u’.
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An ai wuz lyke WTF? an ai sed ‘iz taht hard boyld?’ an he sez ‘noe’… an starts 2 putt it bak im himz swetter pokkit.
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An ai wuz lyke WTFingF? NOE NOE NOE gimme ai wil putt it in teh fridjilificator… izer… wutevr. So Ai did.
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It’s bin tehre 4 over 2 yeers naow – Poppaz gone to hiz Forever Hoam ohver a yeer naow… aftur goin’ 2 da nursey hoam the Febbidary aftur taht Fanksgibbng.
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Wee jus’ havnt finded a guud use 4 it yet. Noebuddy haz tickted us off enuff to get it… but it doant smell ner nuffin…
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Anyway, mai funneh egg storeh – Ai haz telled joo it.
taht iz verry nise egg storry. kan haz gud remembrees uv fadder-in-law.
az long az egg not stinkee. aftur taht, egg kan livz on in yur hart wif itz orijunul owner.
Ai yoosed to maik Yookrainiun Easter egges. Wud blow dem awt
furst befoar dekoaratyng dem.
Iyf yoo lets letz dem set prittee lawng, liek yoo can has dun, dey
dryies owt awn ynsyde ov teh shell. Ai hav sum taht has lastid fur
bout thurtee yeres.
Synce yoars ar stil lefted intakt, iyf yoo doan mynde dem taikin up teh
rume iyn teh fridjilificator, jes let dem awloane. Dey jes mite las
ndyffynatelee. Poppaz probly jes watchun dem ennyways, adn wud
nawt wunt yoo to moov iyt, synce iyt seamed to meen soe muches
to hims.
Speekin uv eestur eggyz – gotsta go fur naow … heevenz haz a eggy hunt inna few minnuts! I will ketchup laytur – keep awn wif teh singin and dansin an hip-hippin an ai’ll be baak laytur!!
Yippee!!! Happeh Caturday tu awl!
hab teh fun! happee eeztur an happee CATURDAY!
deer related trampoline injuries on the rise – details at eleven.
O, dear, that’s gunna hurt!
oh deer, dat wuz bad!! maid me lols!!
deer me! LOL!
Hooman’s tink we’re cute…..dey dumb sum times……
hearz whut yoo git 4 cawling us ‘Bambi’ awl dose yrs:
Bamm, Bamm, Bam-Bam-Bam!
Flintstones!!1! FTW!!
oooooouch!!
mus be teh revenj 4 alla antlrs onna wallz!!
ZOMG! jamamakitty – Win! Yur commint maded me skare teh kittehs, I LOL’d so lowd!!
*goez orf to fine towel to wipe orf teh compooter screen*
owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow
step awai frum teh tramp…… trum…….teh jumpy ting. cud chainj teh lyfe as yew noes it!
I wud nawt suggest a butt bounce.
“butt bounce” FTW!! LOL!! Taht mayd me LOL outloud!!
Izznt “LOL out loud” a repititious redundancy from teh Departmint ov Redundancy Departmint?
The Departedmint of Redundant Departedmints reminerz u that
LOL outloud iz a repetishun uv teh redundint varietee.
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Thiz haz been a redundint announcement.
It ar also repeatedlee repitishus also too.
ohai, romeow. i sees ur point dere…
(sadleh mah but bounce eeben i doan wants it tew.)
an btw happeh eester. hope u gets lotsa lotsa chocklit.
You don’t understand.
This just really isn’t how
“hokey-pokey” works.
agrreed—-dat’s naught whut its awl about!
Leetul gurl onna outsyd sez, ‘I doan wanna plai yur stuoopy boi gaymes!’
rofl!! It’s teh deer berzun ov ‘Teh hee-deer wimmin-haterz club’!!
Iz naught yore trampy-leen, iz R kozee plase.
den dey know vengeance fur bambi’s mama!
trampoline warrin’tee iz
Voyd in awl cases ob akts ob antler-puncture.
Accupuncture-Yer doin it wrong!
gud one!
moar lik antler-punkshure
“How ’bout a nice game of musical spikes?”
k. i lets u win dis time…
Teh deer wayt payshuntlee fur teh Eestur egg hunt tu begin…. but, where ar dere baskits??
Ai mus awae! 4 sum reezun, mai 17yo wud liek 2 eet! wy? it ownlee 3:29PM an
it cud beez teh laet lunch ai tinks…she beez disuhgreein wit meh…pleh
u awl hab a wunnerful EEztur and Caturday and teh dae aftur Caturdae 2!
Bai 4 nao! Rosie or (rtshores at teh wiki…cum c meh!)
Hu cud eber unnerstan teeneez. Mai grandot iz 17. She cums ober on mundane.Dat wut Ai wantz no iz hao putz in wiki ? Ai finkz ob wekedais. 2dai Caturday, yu noze, 2moro sunnydai. for sunbafe, nex ar Mundane, sef eksplane, Cheweedai, noms teh gud stuf, windsdy, kerful not blowed awai, Purrsday, yu noze, Friedegg, haz wif sausij er bakun. k? Also 2 hao puts on abatar piksher? Ai jus joyn up dis stuf las weke. funz.
k thx bai. Happy EEstur.
Hai dere gmawairsgreneshuz!!
Welkum to deh land uv deh cheezez!
**Putz on tekkee beenee-hat wif propeller.
To getting teh avatar u needz to go to deh wordpress.com and getting an account.
Den u going to the “My Profile” link and u can uploading a pikshur to using as deh avatar.
U must b logged in to wordpress for the avatar to show up in ur comments. (I just neber log off.) Sumtimez wordpress iz acting goofee and deh abatar not showing up, but mostlee it duz.
If u b wanting peeplez to finding u on deh web, u can enter ur blog or website address on dat page, 2. Tehn on ur commintz ur name will b bloo so it b a link to u. u can also be getting a blog at wordpress if u want.
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**Takes off beenee-hat adn spins propeller just cuz it’s fun.
Duz u rilly B habing teh green shuz? tehy sound prittee.
Wii are glad ur heer.
Be uh deer, won’t u
adn stop pokin meh
thxbai
MMMMM…. Ai can haz Venisonburgurs???
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*Luks 4 gun… tehn reezalyzes is noe in seezun.*
Darn!
Why, Woozled…. ai do beleeve wun ov dos buks iz doin a “FFFPPPP” at U!
Jus’ lyke ebry yeer when dey IZ in seezun!!
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(sumtymes au win, tho’
An, when yu come hoam aftur teh suksessful hunt, du yu sai, ‘Tunyte, we dine awn VENISOM!!!!’
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LOL!
Yup! An wee nom on CheezBurgers an roasties an temberloyns an Chili an awl manner ov fings 2 nom frum teh deers, nomnomnomnom.
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An’t tehn teh luvlee Mrs Woozled gibs mee BEEEEG hugzankizzez, an sez “Getcher butt aowt tehre an getz me anuvver one!!”
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An’ Ai sez “Yes, Dear!”
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An taht iz y weez been mayd marryage fur 25 yeerzez, wich is moar tahn ai haz fingders 2 aownt tehm on.
awww! Twoo luv: yu haz eet!!
yah, maeks meh whork up teh harebawl sumtymes…
New Car: $30,000.
New Trampoline: a bit over four bucks.
*snerk*
An wut’s teh diffrunce between beer nutz and deer nutz?
Beer nuts costs $1.59, deer nuts r under a buck!
*GROOOOOANZ*
Jenniffurr! Yu mayded me snerk mai tee! Funneh!!
Dere beez a ‘wunburger’ troll in ar midst……
Fyumi iz onna vakashun…. an ai onlee hab wun can of ‘Scentz uv Hyoomer’… I’ll use eet up:
*sprai sprai spraaaaaaaiiiffffftttttttttt*
Dat’z awl she wrot…. hope eet wuz enuff tu defeet teh wunburger….
First I was like – I don’t get it?
After 15 seconds I was like – AH!
Wuts dat funnee lookin fing lieing onna graownd nex to dat Easter baskit.?
**pikx it up adn chekx it aowt.**
Sumfing kynd ov stranj luukin, awlmoast luuks lyke wun ov dem masques lef-ovur frum Haloweenses. (LOLZ). Weiyrd tipe ov prynting onna bak; sez “CARE TROLL MASK”. Hmmmm! Wunder wut hapins wen yoo wares it?
*tries it awn*. Veree unyooshual sensayshun! Wuts happinying to me?
*speekx in neu voyce wif cultshured oavertoans*
“Okay, listen up everybody! Don’t you people realize that this picture has been PHOTOSHOPPED? It’s so obvious, you Space Cadets! Don’t you know anything? It’s such an obvious combination of WalMart outdoor furniture with LL Bean hunting decoys! You have such huge gullibility, that it even embarrasses me. I…..” Masque fawls awf.
Ware em Ai? Hoo em Ai? Ware has Ai cum frum? Adn (moar iympoartent) ware iz Ai goeing? HALP!!!!!!!
i berry serprize no buddy say nuffin bowt da mistreetmint ob deerses. penning in backs yardd: do not want. srsly. dis hao rudolf gotted bad seff image 4 red nosie. he barked hiz nosie on trammper- terrampor- *sigh* jumpeh fing. stayyed red allhiz life. wurser yet: no hoames owner isherants. wurster eeben: h.m.o. no cobbers nose job. he losed job at da cinema cause hiz nosie shined so brite – no wonder only gig he finded wuz at da norf pole steerin by da red glow from da jumpeh fing owee on hiz nosie!!
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so pls let us gets vet assistint r legal professional halp us get dem deerses to saferty!
DOE nawt wurry, IBK… Ai iz kwite shurr taht tehse deerz iz nawt penneded up. Teh wai tehy can jumpy wifout teh trangpo… tranq… terrampto…jumpy fing wuud maek joo fink taht tehy are Santer Klawzez deers.
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It taykes a Very Hi Fence to keep teh deerz in (oar owt). Srsly. Ai haz a fren hoo keeps a few deerzez (legally-prawpurly licensed & inspectificated by teh stayte game dept) an hiz fence iz abaowt 8-10 foots hi.
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Deerzez can bee Very comfee in teh bakyards ov teh hyoomins… u wuud beh suprized an awl :-O lyke taht. Lyke mai back yard… Ai libs in teh villidge bai teh skool, nawt teh wuudz or pharm. Ai haz eben seed tehm crossin teh 4 layne mayn shopping drag in Suburbietta – stoars an factrees foar mylez in awl direckshunz, rite by the mawl, heddin towards BJs an teh big furchiner stoar.
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Sew pleez do nawt wurry ‘baowt the deerzez.
Dis teh bes wae to mayk r poynt!
Dis made me laff so hard!
HILARIOUS!!!
I even showed THIS one to my grouchy DAD and HE laffed!!!!
He almost never laffs!
Gavin, outstanding!!!! U made my dad laff!!!
This is actually my sister’s photo, this is our deer lease.
It was the day before opening of the season.
And no, we didn’t shot them there the next day.
This was in Texas.
And they said lawn darts were dangerous.
Dis owr furst tramploline!
I’m just wondering why most people don’t make the captions smaller and center AROUND the picture so as to not write over the picture itself? Sometimes an expression or a whole face is obscured and then we can’t really appreciate the whole thought! This happens a lot…too often.