food limit reached
kittehs sleap nombr must b “fud”
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food coma
i has it
Konga gratshumalashunz, kitty, sins it do apeer taht u habz teh furvest frum last koment!
Du u tink taht dis kyoot liddul kitteh haz akshuwally eeted himzelf inna koma? Mabee kitteh wuz jus SOoo tyred aftur plaaing as hard az himz kud, taht him hadda nap attak. ICHC pikshurz haz dokumented nap attaks inna past, n tehy r awl teh bery funneh.
No…no.
I’m pretty sure it’s a coma.
Dr. Tinycat sayd it looked like carpo . . . carbohi . . . carbohigrape comas to hims. Him sayd shure sign of oberdose. Collapsed in hims noms, poor fing.
So, I can’t haz any more units?
Uuuuurp!!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz
Happy Caturday to all
Concatumashuns, hoomin o’bubba, on ur FFL!
Has sum hot chawklit (spiked - it’s Caturday!)!
Watt kimd danz ewe liek?
Why, tank joo. Ins, inslu, not sleeping can be fun sumtimes
Okay, dis beez berry weerd - has udder cheezfrenz seen dis afore? Bubbashoomin had FFL wen ai rote dis, but nao der beez an urlier wun…wut inna whirled?
Nawt to werree - this happenz awl teh time when it’s a noo purrson awn teh taupe spot. WP just haz to investigayte to maek shur tehy ar nawt terroristz or sumthing.
When - thiz happens - we just usuallee shout “TIE” and dans an crarryawn fur teh bof ov them and tehn fetch sumthing nice frum the Ty Booteek.
Thanx ewe berry mush for teh splainashun, JCHabazillionK. Taht maeks senz.
So…
TIE! Ebberybuddy hed 2 teh Ty Booteek!
Goody, and KitKat can get a slinky gown, and some elbow length gloves for when we do THE TANGO!!!
kitty’s been reading ‘eat while you sleep, by osmosis’
nomZZZnomZZZnomZZZnomZZZnomZZZnomZZZnom…
actooly, kinda looks like the fallout in this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zo1-XlazvY
Thah vittels iz poyzend!
Call Erkyool Pwaroh Kat!
“Erkyool Pwaroh Kat”
ai neerly fel off mai seet!!!
yu is so funneh
Tank u
…everybody was guilty on the Orient Express
It’s Oinq exprez, dis kit’s porked out! send in the bromo, pal,.
OMG, D. R., u iz ex cream lee klebber an awlso teh funneh! Win!
Danks u
Ai scene dis ‘kyootness beyound hyooman beleef’ pikchure awbowt a yeer agoes
adn laffed mai seylfe sik at teh tyme.
Rite naow Ai em waring 3 CHRG’s, at teh sayme tyme, wun sooperimpoased untawp ov teh udder, to awvoid a majur SPLOOOORT!!!!!!!, becuz iz earleey adn noe wun seemes to be aroun wif teh CCC, probly becuz itz a hawlidae weakeynd adn awl, adn ebberyboddee eithur be bizee ore sleapyng in.
Ai iz araownd, CKK, goez ahed an take orf wun ov teh CRGs ifn joo wants 2 getz a better luuk. Teh CCC iz chargd an reddy!!
Now is the time for sleep-eat
nom nom nom nom no……………………..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (pluuuuuuuu)
fudaholik kitteh needs halp!
Tonight, we sleep in dine!!
kibbles and kit
MAI fud! Ai no shares!
After kitteh nom and sleep sicles r dun, tehn poop sicle iz next.
2 getz teh poopsicle, joo puts icee kyoobes in teh litturzboks, rite?
Rite. Tehn u put wudn stik in tehm. Enjoi!
Okay, ah jus had to commint. Ah opind teh cheezburger site and dis pik was furs ting ah saw an ah jus busted out laffin, reely, reely ROFL. Tanks fer makin mah Caturday; ah am redy to take on teh wurl now.
Mah foods…
I worships it!
kitteh desspritly prayin fer cheezburger
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/04/mecca-cat-iz-pray-fer-cheezburger/
“I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.”
“You ate it Ralph”
“You ate it Ralph” is a cliche in our house. Mostly my dad uses it on my mom,
cause she likes to bite off more than she can chew, project wise, and then delegate!
It’s an Aries thing.
AWRITE, WHO IZ TRYIN’ 2 GETZ RID OV TEH KYOOT KITTEH BY FEEDIN’ IT 2 TEH GOGGIE?!?!?!?!?! Wyle itz aslepe evun an kant eben defembd itsef wif teh poyntee ends! Shaym! Shaym! (Ai no, Ai no… “Come back, Shayme…” )
“Joo gotz kitteh on mai goggiefuud!!”
…………………………. “Noes, joo gotz goggiefuud on mai kitteh!”
“2 grate taysts taht tayst grate 2gevver!!”
**Snugz CHRG firmlee doan 2 making shur Ai doant b habing any splortz.
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Wii cud neber lets teh goggie eeting dis cyoot bebeh!!
Ai hab seen him menny timez B4. He b 1 uv deh cyootestes kitteh-bebehs taht eber founding himz wae ontoteh intertoobs. And i lubbing him ebery time I B seeing him.
Rees’s Goggie Kitteh Kups. Mmm. Gud treet on Caturday. Luk fur tehm at a grosser near u.
Kibbel krums on belli
Am taystee treet fur layter
Wen kitteh wayks ub
Haikoo is pretteh
But sumtymes does nawt maek sense.
Hippopotamus.
Tryin too stop teh laffin. Iz not wurkin. Iffen onlee Ai had thot ob dis in hi-skool, wen wii studdied teh hi-ku. Ai tink Ail bee gigglin for a feu daze.
Kitteh Crunchee Fud
billdz strawwng bawdeez twelbb wayz. Wun
ubz dem iz froo Napz
Kitteh napz arz mutch
impoartent. Andz spoaraddikk.
Juss akss t3h Kitteh
Rayshee~o ubz tyme
spent Ekksploareeng andz Nappeeng
iz verreh yooneek
Liddill Kittehz shoodz
Nappz 2 owrrz 4 ebbee owrrz
spentz roameengz arowdz
Liddill Kitteh Napz
canz happunz enneewayrz andz
wenz leest ekkspekkted
Kitteh re~chawrjjez
wenz Nappeengz. Batturreez
can habz shoartz Shelf Lyfe
Kitteh Batturreez
re~charjj fasturr inz dirrekkt
Sun Lyte awn Windo Sill
Jack.
Ohai, Jack!! Taht wuz be-u-ti-mouse! Ai lub yur poetree!
Kitteh iz sew darned kyoot! ai wana pik him up an snorglesnorglesnorgle himz leetle sawft full belleh!!
oh, bliss…
Eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap . . . . .
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Wut? Der iz sumfing rong wif dis? Ai doan think so.
‘Skuse me . . . I wuz intrupteded. . . noaw I haz to find mai plais.
. . . oh, ya, I wuz rite dere.
. . . . . . . . . eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap, eet, nap . . .
nawt toddally unlike mai laif!!
*facefud*
*heddesk*
followed bi muches giggoling…..
lymp kitn sleepin…….ai falls obber noaw….
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*thud*
Dis iz da life….
Mega kyoot critter
playz to hungry, eatz much as wants, sleepz..
*jealous*
Liek I alwayz say, tummee full, eyez closed!
Narcoleptic kitteh goes “Fuud! So muz fuud. Ai lubzzzzZZzzzZzz”
This mey be acktuel pictur ob bebbeh kitteh’s dreem. did b-k leeve celfone
on udder eer so takes teh pictur insides ob himz hed?!! Quik Ai goez fur grantmonee!
frat boy kitty on a friday night
I can has narcolepsy?
Kitteh is Philosopher?
Kitteh 2 wants a chopstick. Cant has.