Comments on: Invizable beer kitteh

By: WAHGirl01

WAHGirl01 — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 07:07:12 +0000

LOL!! Aye luff beerz!

By: Bladeryder13

Bladeryder13 — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 18:49:02 +0000

soz teh corrrectz waz to written the correzts wordz woud bez like these??? or iz is doing lolspeechz all wong????

By: Eric

Eric — Tue, 20 May 2008 00:09:12 +0000

Can’t stand when the “recaption” wouldn’t make sense without seeing the original one.

By: woozled

woozled — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 02:58:55 +0000

Took meh a minnit 2 get taht… Ai sawr it mai 25+ tymes befoar peeps started with teh noozpaypers an toests an skwertguns an cawstoomz. Ai stawped going wehn taht started. Too menny distrakshuns wif awl taht goin awn foar meh to enjoy teh moogie.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:19:41 +0000

jus a liddle after teh tyme warp……..ai du b’lieve Tim Curry’s scene is classik!!

sweet transvestite

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Hcpvx2EVCpU&feature=related

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:08:03 +0000

we can haz a toast? (ai haz teh marmmalade)

By: Eric

Eric — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 23:34:46 +0000

Mebbe teh pink ephelantz can help dis kitteh openz teh invizible beerz.

By: woozled

woozled — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:48:21 +0000

Noe, noenoenoenoe. “Dammit, Janet” iz furst sawng in RHPS.

By: altosinger

altosinger — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:26:11 +0000

Izzat NEfing liek wut wun ob our frenz sed—herz daughter thot herz name wuz “Pammydammit” til she wuz fir-teen!

By: teenie

teenie — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:22:09 +0000

sye-ko kitteh, kess kuh seh…

By: teenie

teenie — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:20:18 +0000

En bloo socksez! Kant frget teh bloo socksez!

By: woozled

woozled — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:56:23 +0000

Kitteh needz Swiss Armee Nyfe lyke Ai haz schleppt araoun ebry dai 4 24.5 yeerz (it were a 2scnd Abbinersery prezunt frum teh luvlee Mrs Woozled).
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It gots bobble opnurs an skroodryverz an poyntee ends an fizgigs an wahtnawts… it Berry Berry handee!!

By: woozled

woozled — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:48:54 +0000

Iz prolly eezeeur tahn Klingoneez.

By: woozled

woozled — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:44:42 +0000

Dammit, Janet(CH4K)!!
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{JCH4K}

By: woozled

woozled — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:42:03 +0000

Besydz, teh Frankenfurtr wuz noe in teh Tyme Worp numbur!
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(Shudda fawt ov taht in teh furs’ playce…)

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 19:18:19 +0000

Number 4 b teh biggest truf.
It splainz ebberthing.

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 18:17:23 +0000

git a bun-bun an sum musterd??

LOL!

By: Rosie

Rosie — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 18:12:03 +0000

dis iz teh wae ai splainz it:

1.teh kittehs doan typez sew wel
2.ownlee smalest kittehs pause fits on teh keebord
3.smalest kittehs doan typez or spellz or duz teh
punkchooayshun wel nor dew dey caer wut teh hyoomins
tink bowt wae dey talkz
4.base-icklee – kittehs dew wut dey wunt, awl teh tymez!

By: Rosie

Rosie — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 18:07:36 +0000

Heer iz teh link 2 teh wiki paeg wit teh werd an teh lol ai putz dare!

hopez u likez it!

http://speaklolspeak.com/page/Conga-rat-shoelaces

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 18:04:14 +0000

is teh frooooootless tacks aym afeeeerd………. gud lux

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 18:01:27 +0000

Ohhh noes!!!!
Lawst teh boddul opener!!!
Mai boddul ob Stella lukkin at me frum teh werktawp.
Ohh ai kin borrrow yaw teefs plz Kitteh?

By: Rosie

Rosie — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:58:09 +0000

ai hab had 2 teech teh mai frenz teh lolspeak sew dey noes wut
ai saein wen ai forgetz! den ai haz 2 splainz abowt wy sum
werdz lawngur in teh lolspeak den in the Ingrish langwage.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:56:48 +0000

an wai iz teh beer gone? an wich beer be eazziest to open?

ale
budwizzer
coors
d….

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:51:16 +0000

ai noes wut yew means!! ai finz maiself finkin bakwrds wen aym doin teh emails….. at least on teh IM is uzully a fren sew yew kin rite weird stuffs…..dey has no idea!!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:43:01 +0000

cud be remotely truuuuu

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:39:11 +0000

Iz berry diffeecult jess riting deh eemalez ennymoar. I iz soooo glad I iz retierd. I used 2 werking 4 Unkle Sam. Him wud hav been habing the hissee-kittee-fitz if I wuz riting like dis at werk!!!!
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i lol jes tinking bout it.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:36:16 +0000

wat a waist!! mebbe yew cuds burp up a pikshur or 2

By: altosinger

altosinger — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:32:09 +0000

And you IZ speshul—juss not dat kine ob speshul! An ai do katch mice elf thinkin inn lolspeak at teh moas rong tiems! At leas ai’m nawt inn collidge, tryin to wriet teh papehs. DAT woud bee teh bad!

By: Rosie

Rosie — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:30:20 +0000

ok den! ai beez puttin in teh wiki den! thx 4 teh info!

By: Mama3kitteh

Mama3kitteh — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:26:53 +0000

an nootrishus, nom!

By: altosinger

altosinger — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:25:52 +0000

Sorwy—iz AUstralian. Iz a hole nudder langwidge frum teh quene’s Ingerlish, but related! Hole nudder langwidge frum “merkan, too. But we has funs tryin to unnertan eech udder!

By: altosinger

altosinger — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:22:47 +0000

Ai wantz teh weenerdawg dansin wit kittehs, too! Butt wut we gonna do wen dey fawls ober?

By: Rosie

Rosie — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:15:41 +0000

deer altosinger…wut beez teh :Straian, iffen u pleez…

u ebber notis dat it r hard 2 getz bak 2 teh reglur typingz an speekingz
aftur u been duein dis 4 ourz?! mai kidz (17 an 21) sez ai dew dis awl
eebening lawng! Dey sez ai putz at leest 1 werd in teh sentunsez and
awlsew sez teh werdz in teh owt loud! lolz

dey tink ai speshul! ai iz speshul!

By: Rosie

Rosie — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:10:54 +0000

ai agreez 100% or ai wud nawt bee sew dedicated 2 teh wiki! ai lurves
dis language an itz ideeosinkrahcees!

feel free 2 sendz teh werdz u haz maed or u likez 2 teh wiki or meh!

jus clik on teh blue Rosie an ai bee gettin it!

(peepulz sez dis babee talkz?? o noes! dey nawt noes!)

By: altosinger

altosinger — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:09:05 +0000

U sed it! It’s liek teh diff betwene Ingerlish n “Straian”. Taeks praktise to reed or tyep. Maeks mee has to fink hard—but dat iz gud fing to prev –pris–stoppink teh Al’s Heimers. Lots of fun!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:00:17 +0000

Dere b berry menny berry clebber peepillz taht b biziting dis site. I doan unnerstanding deh wunz hoo b thinking this just be deh “bebeh tawk”. If they wud just b lukking deh wud see sum fantastikle thingz here, like teh menny veriashuns on the conga-ratz, taht just R not pozible wif teh “convenshunel” Englishes. I think this b teh “enhansed” English.
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I lub dis plais!!!
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By: Rosie

Rosie — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 16:41:34 +0000

Conga-rat-shoelaces iz rly kyoot! ai am goin 2 ad 2 wiki, eben doe wii habz
“concatulashuns” and “concatumalashuns” bery bery clebber, woozled!

By: PwnedBy2Kittehs

PwnedBy2Kittehs — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 16:40:33 +0000

It’s so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can’t see me, no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You’re there in the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You’re spaced out on sensation, like you’re under sedation
Let’s do the Time Warp again!

By: Minde

Minde — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 16:36:33 +0000

Kitteh need intervensuhn naow!

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 16:31:05 +0000

LAWLZ!! I finkin’ we needz us a weenurdawg doin’ tymworp too! Him naem Fraenkinfurturz, yah?

Madnizz taekz it toal. Pliz to hasings axakt chaeng, kthxbai.

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 16:21:46 +0000

Sye~ko Kitteh wantz
Crunchee Fud…. Andz a beer! Andz
himz wantz it ryte NOW!

Kitteh prakktissez
himz Fly Rawd Feesheeng. Wundurrz
wayr himz beer gawt 2?

Sye~ko Kitteh habz
planz 2 ketch shynee Goald Feesh.
Doan’t feenkz planz willz wurk

Kitteh reelee needz
Dyveeng Maskz andz Snoarkill. Nawt
himz feer ubz Watturr

Jack.

By: Missy

Missy — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 16:21:26 +0000

Sawltee awld sea kitteh is reelin in a beeg feesh.

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 16:20:13 +0000

Teef nawt be wurkin veree wel; mite can haz to resoart to teh bottel-oappener .
Iyf dat doan does it, we probly has to crak teh bottel nek off awn teh kitchyen
countur.
(Startz rite naow)……..WACK……..WACK……..KRAK!!!!!!!!!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 16:10:44 +0000

LOL+

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 16:09:51 +0000

Aw woozled. Yoo just dun stole mai hart away!!!

By: LBeeeze

LBeeeze — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 16:05:47 +0000

wut u mean de lepracons iz gone ??!!

By: Holy Cuteness

Holy Cuteness — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:59:35 +0000

He really looks worse for wear already…

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:57:33 +0000

Lambda Lambda Lambda pledge trais tu beet teh kompetishun fur teh nawt-furst spawt during “hazeeng week” bai showing hiz ‘valyu’ tu teh hawz!

By: AllyBally

AllyBally — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:39:18 +0000

Hmmm… Dat’s bit nawt so horridible.

By: greasycat

greasycat — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:27:04 +0000

Kitteh bein proactive in obercoming his cursed lack ob opposable thumbs.