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Yarrr!
Conga-rat-shoelaces on nawt sekkund, Miros!
Joo juuuuust beated meh! (darn darn darn)
Fank joo! It was jus ‘cus I typeded less wordz than joo!
I can has bottel openar wif mah celebrashun drink plz?
Kitteh is already uncorked.
Conga-rat-shoelaces iz rly kyoot! ai am goin 2 ad 2 wiki, eben doe wii habz
“concatulashuns” and “concatumalashuns” bery bery clebber, woozled!
Dere b berry menny berry clebber peepillz taht b biziting dis site. I doan unnerstanding deh wunz hoo b thinking this just be deh “bebeh tawk”. If they wud just b lukking deh wud see sum fantastikle thingz here, like teh menny veriashuns on the conga-ratz, taht just R not pozible wif teh “convenshunel” Englishes. I think this b teh “enhansed” English.
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I lub dis plais!!!
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U sed it! It’s liek teh diff betwene Ingerlish n “Straian”. Taeks praktise to reed or tyep. Maeks mee has to fink hard—but dat iz gud fing to prev –pris–stoppink teh Al’s Heimers. Lots of fun!
deer altosinger…wut beez teh :Straian, iffen u pleez…
u ebber notis dat it r hard 2 getz bak 2 teh reglur typingz an speekingz
aftur u been duein dis 4 ourz?! mai kidz (17 an 21) sez ai dew dis awl
eebening lawng! Dey sez ai putz at leest 1 werd in teh sentunsez and
awlsew sez teh werdz in teh owt loud! lolz
dey tink ai speshul! ai iz speshul!
Sorwy—iz AUstralian. Iz a hole nudder langwidge frum teh quene’s Ingerlish, but related! Hole nudder langwidge frum “merkan, too. But we has funs tryin to unnertan eech udder!
ok den! ai beez puttin in teh wiki den! thx 4 teh info!
Iz prolly eezeeur tahn Klingoneez.
soz teh corrrectz waz to written the correzts wordz woud bez like these??? or iz is doing lolspeechz all wong????
ai agreez 100% or ai wud nawt bee sew dedicated 2 teh wiki! ai lurves
dis language an itz ideeosinkrahcees!
feel free 2 sendz teh werdz u haz maed or u likez 2 teh wiki or meh!
jus clik on teh blue Rosie an ai bee gettin it!
(peepulz sez dis babee talkz?? o noes! dey nawt noes!)
And you IZ speshul—juss not dat kine ob speshul! An ai do katch mice elf thinkin inn lolspeak at teh moas rong tiems! At leas ai’m nawt inn collidge, tryin to wriet teh papehs. DAT woud bee teh bad!
Iz berry diffeecult jess riting deh eemalez ennymoar. I iz soooo glad I iz retierd. I used 2 werking 4 Unkle Sam. Him wud hav been habing the hissee-kittee-fitz if I wuz riting like dis at werk!!!!
i lol jes tinking bout it. 
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ai noes wut yew means!! ai finz maiself finkin bakwrds wen aym doin teh emails….. at least on teh IM is uzully a fren sew yew kin rite weird stuffs…..dey has no idea!!
ai hab had 2 teech teh mai frenz teh lolspeak sew dey noes wut
ai saein wen ai forgetz! den ai haz 2 splainz abowt wy sum
werdz lawngur in teh lolspeak den in the Ingrish langwage.
is teh frooooootless tacks aym afeeeerd………. gud lux
dis iz teh wae ai splainz it:
1.teh kittehs doan typez sew wel
2.ownlee smalest kittehs pause fits on teh keebord
3.smalest kittehs doan typez or spellz or duz teh
punkchooayshun wel nor dew dey caer wut teh hyoomins
tink bowt wae dey talkz
4.base-icklee – kittehs dew wut dey wunt, awl teh tymez!
Number 4 b teh biggest truf.
It splainz ebberthing.
Heer iz teh link 2 teh wiki paeg wit teh werd an teh lol ai putz dare!
hopez u likez it!
http://speaklolspeak.com/page/Conga-rat-shoelaces
“Has you seen Cap’n Jack Sparrow?”
da captain. I eated him. an ee was tastee
an nootrishus, nom!
wat a waist!! mebbe yew cuds burp up a pikshur or 2
Luuks lyke he’s had a few too menny awreddy!!
“…. but why is the Rum always gone?…”
an wai iz teh beer gone? an wich beer be eazziest to open?
ale
budwizzer
coors
d….
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It’s astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I’ve got to keep control
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Iz fink kitteh hav lost controle alreddy.
cud be remotely truuuuu
Ai m’member doin teh Tym Worp
Drynkin tohz moemints wehn
Teh blakniss wuud hit meh
An teh Voyd wuud beh kawlin…..
LETZ DOO TEH TYM WORP AGEEH-EHN!!!
LETZ DOO TEH TYM WORP AGEEH-EHN!!!
Itz jus a yump 2 teh lef….
An tehn a stomp 2 teh ri-i-i-i-i-ite
Wif jur pawz ohn jur hipsez
Joo bringz jur neezez in ti-i-ite
butt itz the plehvik frusts
teht reely dryv joo insay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ayne!!
LETZ DOO TEH TYM WORP AGEEH-EHN!!!
LETZ DOO TEH TYM WORP AGEEH-EHN!!!
Noooooooooooo!
Kittehs in suzpendurs an fishnetz is vereh wrong picshur!
Pleez to b taking it from my hed…
Shhhh…. Shhh….
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Fink of teh kitteh in teh goald sparklee tawp hat an jakket an tappitytap shoozez.
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Hmmm… Dat’s bit nawt so horridible.
LAWLZ!! I finkin’ we needz us a weenurdawg doin’ tymworp too! Him naem Fraenkinfurturz, yah?
Madnizz taekz it toal. Pliz to hasings axakt chaeng, kthxbai.
Ai wantz teh weenerdawg dansin wit kittehs, too! Butt wut we gonna do wen dey fawls ober?
git a bun-bun an sum musterd??
LOL!
Besydz, teh Frankenfurtr wuz noe in teh Tyme Worp numbur!
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(Shudda fawt ov taht in teh furs’ playce…)
En bloo socksez! Kant frget teh bloo socksez!
Aw woozled. Yoo just dun stole mai hart away!!!
Dammit, Janet(CH4K)!!
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{JCH4K}
Izzat NEfing liek wut wun ob our frenz sed—herz daughter thot herz name wuz “Pammydammit” til she wuz fir-teen!
Noe, noenoenoenoe. “Dammit, Janet” iz furst sawng in RHPS.
we can haz a toast? (ai haz teh marmmalade)
Took meh a minnit 2 get taht… Ai sawr it mai 25+ tymes befoar peeps started with teh noozpaypers an toests an skwertguns an cawstoomz. Ai stawped going wehn taht started. Too menny distrakshuns wif awl taht goin awn foar meh to enjoy teh moogie.
It’s so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can’t see me, no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You’re there in the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You’re spaced out on sensation, like you’re under sedation
Let’s do the Time Warp again!
jus a liddle after teh tyme warp……..ai du b’lieve Tim Curry’s scene is classik!!
sweet transvestite
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Hcpvx2EVCpU&feature=related
…openz firteenf bottle wif teef.
Kitteh bein proactive in obercoming his cursed lack ob opposable thumbs.
Lambda Lambda Lambda pledge trais tu beet teh kompetishun fur teh nawt-furst spawt during “hazeeng week” bai showing hiz ‘valyu’ tu teh hawz!
He really looks worse for wear already…
wut u mean de lepracons iz gone ??!!
LOL+
Teef nawt be wurkin veree wel; mite can haz to resoart to teh bottel-oappener .
Iyf dat doan does it, we probly has to crak teh bottel nek off awn teh kitchyen
countur.
(Startz rite naow)……..WACK……..WACK……..KRAK!!!!!!!!!!
Sawltee awld sea kitteh is reelin in a beeg feesh.
Sye~ko Kitteh wantz
Crunchee Fud…. Andz a beer! Andz
himz wantz it ryte NOW!
Kitteh prakktissez
himz Fly Rawd Feesheeng. Wundurrz
wayr himz beer gawt 2?
Sye~ko Kitteh habz
planz 2 ketch shynee Goald Feesh.
Doan’t feenkz planz willz wurk
Kitteh reelee needz
Dyveeng Maskz andz Snoarkill. Nawt
himz feer ubz Watturr
Jack.
sye-ko kitteh, kess kuh seh…
Kitteh need intervensuhn naow!
Ohhh noes!!!!
Ohh ai kin borrrow yaw teefs plz Kitteh? 
Lawst teh boddul opener!!!
Mai boddul ob Stella lukkin at me frum teh werktawp.
Kitteh needz Swiss Armee Nyfe lyke Ai haz schleppt araoun ebry dai 4 24.5 yeerz (it were a 2scnd Abbinersery prezunt frum teh luvlee Mrs Woozled).
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It gots bobble opnurs an skroodryverz an poyntee ends an fizgigs an wahtnawts… it Berry Berry handee!!
Mebbe teh pink ephelantz can help dis kitteh openz teh invizible beerz.
Can’t stand when the “recaption” wouldn’t make sense without seeing the original one.