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Agony Aunt-NOT!!!
Hippy Nawt-sekund, Tidmum!!!
Du yu care ‘bowt a drink-n-danz? *snerk*
Why fankyew 3h.
ai wud lyke a large jing an tonniks-wib iyce an a slyce an drinkses ob choyce fur teh udder nawt sekkund ffl peeps whom ai hab teh ty wib.
Concatyewlayshuns Kim an eubie.
Teh Ty booteek am open fur bizness.Pleez may ai hab an Hyoooge eggage ob teh Eester purrswayshun? Fankew.
An wun ob dem fetching tyz wib a patturn ob chiks an eggs?
*runz tu Tybooteek*
*dig dig dig*
Aha! Here eet iz! A nys burple ty wif diag… dyegg… uhm… dyeggonal patterns uv kyoot chikies an eggies…. en, luk!
*press here*
Eet sings ‘ Here come Peter Cottontail’!!
*mixmixmix*
Here iz teh jing n tonnik! Juz lyk mai fren Bjorn tawt mee tu mayke eet, wif a leetle slice uv lime anna lawt uv jing!! LOL!!
enneywun else??
*Cheez 3h.Cheez awl frenz*
Whut a berry fetching Ty.
Dat will luk fabluss wib mai Eester Bonnet CHRG(wdoi) an teh Warm furry Nikkerz ai shall need tew ware in teh cold tewmorrow.
*gasp!!*
ai furgodded yur ‘Hyoooge Eggeh’!! BRB…
*dig dig tunnel dig*
*muffled*
Ai fownd eet!
*beeep! beeep! beeep!* (mai bakkup alarm)
Here eet iz: a lubbly spun glass eggie! I nu dere wuz wun here sumwhere…. Howld eet up tu teh lite an yu kin see insyde uv eet! See? Dere iz a churchie onna hillsyde, surrownded by a feeld uv daffodills, wif a lubbly little walkway tu eet…. blu, blu sky wif puffly clowds… *gasp!!* luk!! Eets Clowd Bunneh!
Wow!!!It am beeyootiful!!
Iz goin awn mai speshull cabinnett wib teh Kitteh ornymints .It shall hab pryde ob playce.
Fankyew fankyew fankyew!!
Jess pleez!
Teh lyme iz guud, but you jus’ haf 2 threaten it wif teh tonic!
woozled! Bwaaa-ha-ha-haaa!! Mai fren Bjorn sed joo haz tu ‘teeze’ eet - daz funneh!
Awl ai noe iz when he mayded me wun? Ai wuzzent thretenin’ oar teezin tu git outta mai chare fur a whyle! Whoo!!
Eubie & Kim? Welcum tu teh Ty-booteek! Whut can ai find fur yu??
A nyse burple ty, lyk Tidmum’s? Purrhapz sum lubbly choklit bunneh - eerz onli?
*double-tayke*
Ai fink Kafleen may haz been here - deze are nawt bunneh eerz! Deze are teh dawnkee eerz!!
*chomp*
Mmmm… still tayste! Derez a hole bawks here - enney wun else wunt some dawnke eerz tu nom?
Ooooooh, I wuld lyks brite pink ty plz. Wif sparklee flowers. An purrhaps sum choklit bunneh tails?
*digdigdig*
Oh! Herez jus teh rite wun fur yu! Fyusha pink wif brite burple an yellah sparklee flowerz onnit!
Bunneh taylz, yu say? Ai luk….
*muvs bawxes*
Here! Well, eet luks lyk bunneh tayl….. iz lubbly fat white-choklit truffel, wif dark choklit moose insyde….
*luks hopeful*
Izzit gud??
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Oh fank yew! Is bery gud!
I will put on ty an WILL it to be spring! ‘Nuff cold an gray. I can has SC weather in PA?
YAY! *claps floofy pawz tugedder*
Yesh, dat ty lukz bery fetching awn yu - an ai b’leeve dat yu can will spring tu come tu yu!! Anyfing iz pawsible on ICHC!
(if it helpz, wedder here in mizzery is nawt sew great, akshully, eeder…
fank yew sew mush 3h, 4 lukkin aftur awl teh peeps needinz stuff frum the tybooteek.
yew haz dun a wundrus jawb an fyndin the awsum eestur eggie, witch eye wuz shoor wuz lawt!!! Am ayzin!!
Beeg huggz 4 yew {{{3h}}}
*blushies*
Yur welcum, Gibbocat! Fanks fur dat huggle!
No wunndurr mah eers wur burnin….
u wussunt juss TALKIN bowt mee!
Teh drinkses an Cheezburgerz fur awl teh Cheezfrenz am curtesee ob teh Eester Bunneh .
Haz ebereewun got teh Eester Bonnetz on?
Myne am CHRG(wdoi) shayped-gotz it on eerlie cuz shirlee der will be sum cyootness ob epic purrporshuns tewmorrow?
PLEEZ? oh BurgerLordz?-
Fanks, EEster bunneh, fer teh drinkies an teh noms! Can I haz a jin-n-tonik, tu?
An fanks tu yoo, Tidmum, fer remining me taht i needz to has a CHRG unner mai eester bonnet - tewmorroe shuld be full ob teh kyoot!
Mai bonnet iz modeled affer teh Ascot Race bonnets in Mai Fare Ladee, but wif briter kolurs.
I’ll go re-stok teh CCC so it’z all set to go fer Eester.
Ohai PB2K,
*handz her a hyooge glass ob jing an tonniks*
Whut a purdee bonnet!! Yew will shirlee win teh Eester Bonnet parade wib it.
Fanks muchly, Tdmum!
Teh g-n-t iz moast welkum after restockink teh CCC.
I fink wii will awl win teh parade wif owr bonnets! tehy iz awl too beyootiful!
*goez to tybootyk foar teh donkee eers an bunneh tales*
my helfy dinner - let me show yoo eet.
Mai bonnet iz modled affter a porkpie.
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Nawt a porkpie hat - a reel porkpie!! Taht wai if ai runs aowt ov chawklit ai still has sumfing 2 nom.
Fanks, Eestur Bunneh! BAWK BAWK!!
(iz owld M&M’s commershul - we say eet alla tyme ‘rownd here!!)
Ai fownd eet onna U Tube!! Heer….. iz so kyoot!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m3eJxZEai0
theraphist kitty
is unconvincing
ohai, stend!
…
u memmbers da glo stikk storeh? i still tells dat sum times. i telled mah fren at wurk, an he wuz still laffin bowt it da nex day… (u memmber: go stikk for lady part exams…?)
therapist kitteh is nawt impressed bai ur insurmance compani
wantz mor munniz……
momcat
Ur hour iz up.
I’ve been on da fone with this tech support rep many times. Seems to live in India.
Congratulashuns Tidmun, on your nawt-sekond! And Happy Easter!
Wuz dere nayme ‘Bob’?
Or ‘Sam’?
Maybee ‘Julie’….
Ai fink ai hav tawked tu dem, maiself…
Ai akshuly got wun namez ‘Ravi Shankar’ on teh O’Dell syet laszt yeer. He sed no relayshun, tho.
Fankyew Cookie’s Human.
Hoppy Eester tew yew also.
Ai jess dun teh Eggage pile run nao teh boichik am sleepin-
*whispurrs*
he still bleebs in teh Eester bunneh, Santa adn teh Toof fairy-She bisited 2 nitez ago!!
How much does the tooth fairy leeve behind in teenytinyEngland? In the US, I hear the going rate is still about $1 a tooth.
Dis costed teh Toof fairy £1.00.
Himz still got lawts ob bebbeh teef tew cum owt.
Ai rekkon teh Fairy will still be bisitin wen Himz 21!!
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*figgurs* 21-11=10yeerz=£1.00 per toof left=loadz+inflayshun=Moar=Arrghhhh elbentynine an a half???
Maffimacayshun prollumz-let me show yew dem!!
Tidmum! Yur sun iz saym ayj az mai mittle heeven! He du nawt reely bleeve inna toof fayree anymoar… but, he doan wanna say sew! LOL!!
He hadda hav toofy pulled 2 weeks ago… eet wuz bebbeh molar, an wuz maykin teh adult wunz come in crooked….. eet hadda cabity, so, Dr H desided tu pull eet insted. It were BIG!
Mittle heeven desided taht since eet wuz teh ‘tramamatik’, meybee TF cood pay up a leetle moar? LOL!
Your boy iz gonna be a lawyer sumday!
mebee sew, CH!!! he iz kwite tehy conbinsing ‘arguer’ some daiz!
He tole me tudai dat he wuz teh smarter tahn me…. but, tu pleez nawt tayk offense! LOL!!
Ai tole him dat he orbviuslee wuzzint smart enuf tu use hiz manners allatyme!! He wuz teh cornfuzzed unteel ai exsplayned dat sumtymes, mannerz is jus as mush abowt whut yu do nawt say, as whut yu du say…. hiz luk wuz quite commikul! He wuz cornfuzzed, fur shur!
He iz mai own bilt-in strate man!!
Aden dessyded dat iff he putz teh £1.00 inna munnyboks maybee it wud groe tew £6.79p-teh eggzact amount needed tew buy teh “Yu-Gi-Oh” dek ob cardz himz wantin!! Clebber Huh?-Aden got Autizms n Tourettes sew him nawt grasped teh IRL consept ob sum fingz.(Ai will personallee ‘dammije’ teh furst purrson hooebber burstz himz bubble bowt deez fingz)
How tehy noe tew tug teh hartstringz!!
We had been tew teh Dentist dat day-she diddunt eeben spot how wobbly teh toof wuz!-We getz a differnt Dentalist eech tyme we bisit-dey cum frum forrin playces onna Viza.Ai didnt eeben get mai skale an pollish!!-Blak kawfee an ciggarettz doan duz mai teefs enney favurz.
*GASP!!!*
Tidmum. Lissen carefully.
Mittle Heeven. Himz Aspergerz. Himz LUBZ Yu-Gi-Oh (an draguns an Pokemon, tu). Him alsew du nawt allus git the IRL applikashuns uf munney an tym. He allus mannijez tu tug onna hartstringz, ebben when ai em reddy tu skreem!
*shibberz*
Eet sownz lyk dey berry mush alyk!
Hooo-kay…. Ai replied tu dis affore… but, ai em nawt shur eef WP eeted it an it’ll show up laytur… but…..
Tidmum. Mittle heeven? Iz Aspie. Whu lykes Yu-Gi-Oh an Pokemon. Whu haz no ideer whut ‘time an munnee’ reely meens.
*shibber* Dey are sew alike, ai fink!!
an yesh, dey du no haow tu tug onna hartstrings, don’t dey?
Mai Boichik lubs teh Pokemon an Yu-Gi-Oh,Robot Wars,Battlebots an mennee moar-Obsesshunz he haz dem!
Him also lubs awl teh old kids programs-Clangers,Bagpuss,Hector et al..
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‘Teh angst ridden wun’ (dawter Kenna) Is Aspie,tuk 7 yeerz fur diagnosis-ai tole dem wen she wuz 5 she hadz a spectrum prollum.She nao neerly teenayge so ad dat tew Aspie an whut hab we got? Tear teh hare owt tyme!!!!-Aden wuz 3 wen we knew bowt him.
A Cullerful lyfe-We haz it!!
Dis iz biggie fur mee. Ai registur on autizm skale. Tink Hi funk-shunning aspergers. Know wunner Ai lubs dis playce. Iz mayd up ob unnerstandin peeps. Truuly, ICHCB iz playce fur ebbrybuddy.
Aww! Boichik seemz luk sush a sweetiepie!! Yesh, dose obsesshuns- tehy show us dem allatyme, doan’t dey? LOL!
Mai fren haz a teenajer gurl Aspie…. yesh, tear owt teh hayr tymex, fur shur!
tuk us until D wuz 8 fur a diagnosis…. we gnu sumpthin wuz up, but we haz ADHD stuff in are hows - an dats where we started!
Our ‘gateway diagnosis’ - let me show yu eet!
gascat aspie two! sos I fur dat maddar! himz sos cute, himz 18 n jus yesterday himz lern haow to dress a nevelope! Himz kindz n sweet gotz NO commn ssenses but I wuldnt wantz him ani oder wai… himz startn two do well in collmage, himz lubin da computa scienc stuff!- still wana beez a chemist doh-
fishykitteh iz da ADHD n possible bipolar- herz a hole diffen kettle ub fish!
momcat
ohmygudness! Ai hez a ‘whoa!!’ Is gud tu noe sumwun wif teenajer Aspie boi…. and dat he iz doin well in collmage!!! YAY!
{{{{{Tidmum}}}}} {{{{{Aden}}}}} At lease u hab him wid u—mai boi wid cerebral palsy went ober teh rainbow bridj to see Ceilin Cat 20+ yeers ago. He cuddn’t do for himself—but ai still mis himz.
{{{{{{{{{altosinger}}}}}}}}}
Oh dats sew sad. Ai habs teerz runnin down mai fayce.
A parent never expects to lose a child.This has got to be one of the hardest things for anybody to face.
My brother died 22 years ago (motorbike accident)-anniversary of accident is today. He died a month later.
My parents have never got over Kendal’s death.It has been so hard for me-he was my Hero.
Every day though, I have happy reminders of Kendal when I look at Aden as he has so many of his characteristics,looks and mannerisms.My parents gain comfort from this too.
Your Son will be with Ceelin Cat now,and waiting for you.
Your Loving memories of him will always be in your Heart and Soul and I believe wholeheartedly that when our Time is called,we will be with our Loved ones again.
May you have peace and comfort always when you think of him, altosinger.
(((Altosinger and Tidmun))) - Our departed loved ones are with us in other ways; its like they’re in a nearby room where dey can sees us, but we can’t see them, and we can’t yet go into their room and be with them. But they be there, waiting for us. And they be watching over us always, giving us their love and support.
I firmly believe the soul kontinues; I haz a first husband and a bunch of fuzzies on the other side (and a bunch of other relatives - I miss my 1st huzband and the fuzzy ones more than the relatives).
And on the evening before the celebration of the Holy Resurrection, iz a good time to remind ourselves that we and our loved ones WILL continue, in a place of light and joy and peace. ((((Everyone who has lost a loved one)))
{{{Altosinger&Tidmum}}}
ai iz sowwy foar yu bofe. teh closest pursun ai haz lost wuz mai great-uncle sum munths ago.
howevr, ai dunt kwyt agreed wif CH. ai wunt get intew a disscushun wif yu, tho. {{{{{Cookie’s Human}}}} ai luv yu!
Ai cuddn’t member which picchur dis fred wuz under–iz spreeng heer in E. Wa, which meens lotses ob peeples be spraiin dere orchrds, which meens hedakes, which meens habbing Bennydrill brane.
Happy Resurrection Day—ai kno ai’ll see dem agin! Itz de best witness pertecchun plan ebber inbented!
altosinger - Ai followed yu bak here tu see whut wuz goin awn…. {{{{{{altosinger}}}}}} ai em sew sorry fur yur loss… eet can seem sew fresh, some daiz…. I wish mush peece fur yu an yurs….
Ai hopes fur yur hedakes tu bee gawn berry suun…
Muss b habbinz teh allerGs, mai eyeses iz awl runnii. Retaired n May frum mini yeerz ub teechin teh speshul edumacashun, adn awl uv u shud noes taht tehr iz mini mini skuul peepz owt tehre taht lubz u n ur yung wunz. Mai liddul wunz (now mosely big) iz still lahk mai own famblee adn wii cawll adn bisits til ai cant dile r dribe no more. Itz guud 2 tawk wif groan upz wif teh awtizm, {{{{{GC n LB}}}}}. Doan noes NE personal-like, excep for cheezfrenz.
{{{{{TIDMUM}}}}} {{{{{3HEATHENS}}}}}
{{{{{LITTLE BIRD}}}}} {{{{{GASCAT & MOMCAT}}}}}
{{{{{ALTOSINGER}}}}} {{{{{COOKIE’S HUMAN}}}}}
{{{{{NO 1 IN PARTICULAR}}}}} {{{{{EUBIE}}}}}
You Guise hav noe ideeya howe Wunnerful yoo rlly iz !!!!!
*blushes*
fanks, CKK! Thatz bery nice uv yu tu sai!!
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{{{{{{{awl ar cheezfrens an fambly}}}}}}}
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Awl teh peepz heer am berree speshull tew me too.
Ai feel lyke ai hab “cum Home” wen ai r heer.
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For all the cheezfrends celebrating Easter, here is a link I got today of the song “New Again” set to scenes from “The Passion of the Christ” - Country/Western song and scenes from “The Passion” - U wouldn’t expect it to work, but rilly its kwyte lovely.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NaSROohLzs
Cookie’s Human- U ar so rite. It is most moving. Yoo would’t have thot it wud bee so tuching.
Cookie’s Human- than you. U ar so rite. It is most moving. Yoo would’t have thot it wud bee so tuching.
Zat is vas sinating. Und vut happend zen?