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yoo nebber know who iz da traitor.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Lub thyne anemones
oar tehy will shirlee nom en nom yew
luv thyne anemones or dey will sumhow find teh missing ameeno asid in yur slymy coteing!
happi nawt-sekund, Tidmum! what drink doo yu wunt?
bee dere sum kindov danse that haz tew doo wif anemoneez?
Maybee “Tiptoe frew teh Anemonez” ?
Ai wud lub a mug ob cocoa plz?thnx.
Kittehz am waiylin fur me tew git inna cumfee baskitt “ritenao ” !!!
It am half past midnite heer an berree cowld. *brrrrrrrrrr*
Eester bunneh am delibberin inna snow ai fink!!
wow, Tidmum! wut awr yu dooing up so laet? beesiedz wayting fur teh eester bunneh, ai meen.
ai iz klutz wen it cumz tew danseing, but heer iz yur cococococoa!
Fankyew N1IP,
ai getz lost in teh fun ob ICHC an looze trak ob tyme.
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Gots teh flanalette jammies an teh bedsoks awn.MrT.M mayded teh bed warm-teh Kittehz am snuggled too.
Ai taykin mai cocococoa up tew bed nao an get warm an sleeeeeeeeeeeeepy.
Mmmmmnnn.
Nitey nite awl teh Cheezfrenz.
Happee Eester ebreewun
ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
otay, gud nite, Tidmum. Seeps well. tewmorrow yu kan goes tew church for eester tew heer about Jesus’ Ressurection and abowt His luv foar yu!
Congrundulations, Tidmum!
*purrs sum hawt choklit into teh reel RoyalDultonwifhanpayntdperiwinkuls*
lub yur winnin comment. Yay, you found Nemo!
Fankyew MaryO’
oh, Hyasimph! Are JOO teh Bukkit teh lolrus iz luuking foar??
*ahem* boo kay.
yyyyyyyyyyeah. K.
Just pleez don’t sing at meh!
Ok I help wif teh singing.
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**In mai bestest Tiny Tim voys:
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Tiptoe trew the oshun
In teh oshun, tha’s were I’ll b
Cum tiptoe trew teh anemoneez wif me
Oh, tiptoe frum teh oshun
By teh oshun uv teh coral tree
Adn tiptoe trew teh ‘nemoneez wif me
Nee deep in fishees we’ll stray
We’ll keep teh sharkes away
And if I kiss u in the oshun, in teh moonlite
Will you parding me?
And tiptoe trew deh anemoneez wif me-ee.
*Yayyyyyyyyyyy*
*fuzzy paws clappin*
Dis am a lubbly sawng fur mai bedtyme lullaby.Fankyew {{cween mj}}
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Jess goin tew bed an Hazel dessydez its ‘wee-wee inna gardin’ tyme!
Ai doan fink she be lawng-cowld awn teh bitz tonite
teh trewlee wundermouse sawng!!
Yay 4 cweenmj!!
O hai, gibbocat. Doo yoo hav teh sno yet???
Hai, Janet.
Tra la la la la la la. . .Hai, kafleen!!
I thanking yew, Gibbo.
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But, (back wehn I wuz a kid) teh wondermouse wuz
Mighty Mouse adn hiz sawng wuz “Heer I cum 2 save deh dae! Taht meenz taht Mitee Mouse iz on deh wa-ay! ” Him wuz deh cartune in deh blak&wite.
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Did yew having him in Teeny-Tiny Inerlund? Oar wuz he just heer in dhe U.s.?
wen i a yittow gurl, we singed a song:
“I’d lub 2 B a see anemunnee & lib in teh deep bloo see”
Come one, come all, and gib dis cheezfriend ellebuntee billyun cheezburgurs.
U has rellee sed it, cheezfren.
oar maek dem sleepz wiv teh fisheez 2 nite and foar evarr moar :).
the enemies of my anemones are… uh…
OK: let’s try this instead
terrrific nawt second comment tidmum! con grates to u. whut kinda drinkee you want?
Ohai Punkin
anudder jing an tonniks if ai may plz?
I’ll have a scotch and water, hold the scotch.
Ok, I is holding teh skotch. Now wut?
**Unlike punkin, I holding it in deh bottle.**
Hmm. Think I’ll take a sip.
Couff! Hakk!! wheez!!!
Dam!!! wut tehy put in taht stuff??
**Luks at bottle.
It’s ORINJ!!! OH, NOEZ!! It’s POYSN!!!!1!!!
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**Klonk! — – fell on deh floor.
*runs teh smellin salts unner cweenmj’s nose*
*lifts her jentlee frum teh floor into a cumfee chare*
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Heerz a sawft blankee an a reviving mug ob hawt chokklit cweenmj.
Am yew feeline bedder nao?
iz it just mee, or duz a sawft blanky and hawt choklit seem tew fix ebbryting?
yu otay nao, cweenmj?
Heer awn ICHC it am teh yoonibersal cure fur ebberyfing.
Ai wish it cud be sew IRL.
mee, tew! ai havent had mai hed splort in a loooooong tiem!
ov corse, ai hav ben bizzy…
If purfessur Lupin sez so, tehn it mus be troo.
yu ar rite, but a nise warm kitteh on teh lap halps tuu.
I haz a sawft blankee (wif kittie facez awn it, eben!), a mug ov choklit an mai big tuxie kitteh.
I fink mah problums be solved, fur teh moment aneeway.
PB2K - ai am so curious. Mite ai ask?? Whar ar yoo frum? Wai do yoo spik jerman so well? An teh relayted leking ov teh Greunger Veltliner? Purrhaps yoo hav said it, but if so, ai din’t see it.
Ai have been wanting to knoe fur teh lawgest tiem!!
I iz frum, ov all plaises, west meeshigan. Frum teh bery bery dutch partz. (I nao iz awn teh odder sied ov teh state)
Mai Grandpa spoke teh Dutch an mai Dad kan speek a bit ov it. I kno randum frases, mostlee involfing fud.
So, wehn I wuz in hi skool, I decideded to studied teh jermens - it’z teh clozest to Dutch taht mai small skoll offered. In kollege, I kep studyink, I eben gots a major in its. I spended abowt 6 monfs libbing in Vienna wile in kollege, wehre I gotz to lern teh wienerish an drink much ov teh gud wine!
I haz lawst most ov it, tho, (wich iz a sad) becuz I doan speeks it anee moar.
OHHH!!! Ai knew taht!!! We haz had this conversashun befoar - but - yoo were noo then, ai think. An ai
furgot it wuz yoo.
But teh Michigun part - taht ai did nawt know. Yoo meen - liek Holland?? Oar Grand Rapids???
O hai, JCH4K - sorry to butts in like dis, but I wanted to wish U a Happy Easter, and in case U and Mary, House of Spock did not see it on da preeveeus pikshur, I put a link to a very nice Easter video and song. You and MOS always so kindlee provide interesting links, I iz hoping U will enjoy dis one.
Happy Easter!
A Joyous Resurrection Sunday for you, too!
Enjoy your church tomorrow.
Tells us awl bout it! (i prolly stay home wif dis mizrble cold)
Gud Ebening, CH. Thankz fur doing it - an thankz fur teh fur teh Happy Easter!! We’ll wayte fur a bit to be wishing yoo wun. But wayt!! Wont yoo bee in Egypt tehn??
I dint see it - ai’ve been fritefullee bizzee awl day - just thot ai’d drop in heer kwiklee an see whut waz gong awn!!
ai guess ai’ve been spending too mush tiem heer. *sniff* Ai’ve gotten terriblee behind in ebreeting. But - ai dont care!!!! Ai cud no moar gib up being heer tahn breething, ai think!
Oh mary - ai am so sorree. Maybe yoo cawted in in taht splishee splashee baf???
taht’s ok, JCH4K - no nede to feel emmbarused. {{{JCH4K}}}
yep - I haz famblee awl ober west meeshigun. I growed up neer Holland - owt in teh countree.
LOLZ!! Ai has two antz taht married guy frum Holland - a Van Loo an a VanderSchaaf. Teh VanderSchaaf cuzin is teh wun ai’m goin to visit in Florida next week!!!
Maybee - sumtime - if yoo ar over heer - we cud meet fur lunch oar sumthing. Wudn’t that bee fun??? An we cud trai to speek jerman an gigglol a lot az we get awl twisted around in the neber ending sinteinces!!!
ai just ansered this, but WP eeted it. Ai expekt it will show up so bye and bye!
ohai, JCH4K!! Happee Eester!
I sees awn teh “half now, half when goggeh gone” tred taht yoo’s busee wif teh dinner preparashuns!
I fink it wuld be fun to meet fer lunch soemtiem whin ai’z ober tehre! Wii wuld haz beeg fun!
Wii culd git gud an lawst in teh jerman, taht’s fer shur!!
oo, oo! wen u goes fr lunch, u must chek owt mai show!!
I wil not type teh hol fing acuz werdpress wil eet it. Go to (websyte stuf heer) westmichigansavoyards(dot)org, dere is info abowt teh 2008 produkshun!
**Luks around and blinkses slowly
Whew. Tanks, Tidmum. Dat was skeery.
I think I be ok noaw.
mmmmm choklit. muchlee bedder than skotch!!!
i thimk skotch is definitlee an ack choired tayste.
Mostly teh ACK!!!
Onlee gud fur hawt Toddiez or maykin a sawse fur stake.
Eech tew tehyr own tho.
A sawse fur stake??? How doo yoo doo that? Sounds - interesting.
And Happy Easter to yoo, deer Tidmum!
Happy easter tu yoo, JCH4K!
Ar yoo stuk in teh sno over awn yur sied ov Meeshigin?
Hai, PB2K!! Nawt kwite stuk - but verree cloase. Had a grate tiem slipping an slyding getting awt ov ar draivway urlier!!
Teh fun begins tomorrow wehn we haz ar beeg Easter Egg Hunt (ai got 16 peeple comng fur dinner) tomoorow. Ai breeflee thot (erlier) “oh, wai bother to paynt these eggz” - but now - LOL!! Imajin teh kidz traing to find teh whyte eggz in teh whyte snow!!! Not so grate, akshullee.
Awl ar eggz ar teh cascarones. Awl yeer we blow awl teh eggs out - tehn color an stuff tehm wif confetti. After awl teh eggz ar found, ebreewun getz a boz ov eggz, an tehn crushes them awn teh heds ov enewon he/she can ketch. Grate fun fur awl!!!
Oh!! Mai syde??? Taht meenz yoo has a sied, too! Yay!!!
Yep! I haz a sied! It’z teh sied wif mush less sno tahn yur sied.
(luk erlier in teh tred fer mai anser tu “whai ai kno jerman”
Fry teh stake wib unyinz an mushyrooms if lyked.
Remoob frum pan,pour in a gud glug ob whiskey-or port or brandee,it will prolly flame up at dis poynt.
Add lots ob dubble-hevvy?-kreem,simmer til thikkened,add a tuch ob lemon joose tew cut teh ritchness,seezun,den pour ober teh restin stake,Wallah!!
Nom nom nom.
Ai duz dis sawse an addz teh stilton or gorgonzola sumtymes.
Nawt hab berree offen as iz high in dredded kalleriez, But wunce inna whyle fur a treet.
*Homer Simpson drooling noises*
An a Happy Easter tew yew also Janet
Rlly gotz tew go tew bed nao-1.25am!!!
‘Nite Tidmum. an thanz fur teh yummee nommee recipeee!!
Sounds taystee an nootrishus (an weel ignor teh rest!).
*Picks up forgotten bottle uv skotch, walks off wistlin merrily, lookin fora glas*