Comments on: Universe

By: Admiamaru

Admiamaru — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 03:09:02 +0000

guess kitteh controls teh spice

By: frodopal

frodopal — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 21:34:42 +0000

Do not try to levitate the bottle cap.
Only remember this: there is no bottle cap.

By: Tah Shreddar

Tah Shreddar — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:51:53 +0000

teh matricks kitteh:
thar is no spoon

By: ProphetX

ProphetX — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:19:52 +0000

Win.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:28:00 +0000

Well!!1 LOLZ!! ai’m shur taht explains sumthing, but ai’m nawt reelee shur waht!

But ai will find these! Ai like most ov what yoo said yoo leik, so ai am luking forward to this!

By: BamaHern

BamaHern — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 06:32:59 +0000

kafleen,
f u wood liek 2 tawk about it wif a man hooz bin a atheist 4 moar tanh 40 yeerss, rite mii!!
mozley, ai fink peepz dunt see mii az a bad man. i wish teh usa peepz wood do wut i thot i red inna nu testuminx – hep aut teh pore peepz! muneez nawt b malin u gud!
i mai regret tellin it butt rite me here: ronald.parker@mindspring.com

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 05:50:57 +0000

But it’z as cloase to rite as enething. Maybee even moar. Duz teh bible nawt say man wuz maed in hims image? Well – there you have it!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 05:48:17 +0000

You mean – you REALLY cleaned it with a snadblaster?? I thought you were speaking more metaphorically!

O – you just crack me up!!! LOLz!!

Ok – DavechDTc!!! It’s tiem we met. Wud. . .ai can hardlee type, ai’m laffing so hard. ai havn’t laffed this much awl day. I guess – it is the sweet innocent tone in which you couch your remarks. LOLOLOlZ. *snerk* Ok *catching bref*

so – wud. . .wud yoo pleez tell mee(us) something about yurself?? Whre yoo ar frum – what yoo do. You know, that kind of thing. Hahahahahah. Can’t stop. *gasp*

OK – I’m dun. . .

By: BamaHern

BamaHern — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 05:46:23 +0000

iz shur Walts werk wuz deer to Shelby
i mint taht mai recitin mint moar 2 mii, 2 able 2 recite 2 Walt’s widow, tahn it prolly mint 2 hiir! Shii prolly herd it b4!
mai LOLcat speech iz grately influenzed bai Pogo! (konfuzzlin!)

By: AJ

AJ — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 05:16:43 +0000

Psychic kitteh: I can has telekineeses?

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 04:47:09 +0000

I noes.

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 04:09:15 +0000

Yeah gotta bees careful of yous snads around dat fing, dats for sure!!!

By: BamaHern

BamaHern — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 02:36:06 +0000

gud 4 mii Dr. Dolphin say i kant b fordin teh stuf i lieks!

By: BamaHern

BamaHern — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 02:27:37 +0000

4 mii, heers wut i meenz
sirius = conserning bout teh portant thingz
nawt somber = doin itz wif teh lite hart
(fink Gandalf & Tom Bombadil)
Svankmajer iz a sir-reelist adn pupmeteer adn aminatinor
hii b takin on reel sirius stuff wif pupmetz & kartunez
see “The Death of Stalinism in Bohemia”
or mai mos favritz “Alice” – teh mos gud film ub “Alice in Wonderland”
az 2 hau i findz um – i been libbin on teh edge
teh edge ub Bamalama, adn teh edge ub Lanta!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 02:08:56 +0000

nutter hat?! amaizing!
i see you ack choired dat taste fur skotch- fur medisinal porpoises.

By: BamaHern

BamaHern — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 02:06:45 +0000

corny tho i iz, i gritz mai teefs adn haz nuther swaller ub scotch – viola! nuther hat!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:57:00 +0000

nao dats just corny hatz iznt med ob hominy,gritz iz.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:55:08 +0000

ai wud lubs to see teh snadblaster!! gots a naise ring to it!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:53:56 +0000

An teh diffrenz between sirius an somber iz??

Besydes yoo?? Sirius?? Reelee?? *snikur*

An Jan Svankmajer. Iz this a cloo??? Oar ar yoo leeding us astray again.

Awn teh odder hand, ai hadn’t herd ov him befoar, an ai just googled him (ov corse!) an it duz indeed sound liek sumthing taht wud interest mee. But how doo yoo find awl ov these – to mee, eneway – obscure things. (Ai know – obscuritee iz teh luv ov yur lief!)

Yoo ar a hailee interesting purrson, O BamaHarn!

By: BamaHern

BamaHern — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:43:17 +0000

i iz mos allus sirius, seldum somber!

By: BamaHern

BamaHern — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:37:29 +0000

hominy hatz?

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 23:26:36 +0000

Finally gots meh mickrowabes cleaned owt wif snadblaster.

By: altosinger

altosinger — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:47:59 +0000

Iz dat relayted to teh ol cold kyure? “Put hat on bedpost. Get in bed. Drink Whiskey until you see two hats.” U mai still has de cole, but u doesn’t kare!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 16:59:44 +0000

tihs is suttle klue
to gets me anothur bottle uv water already

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 16:58:43 +0000

kitteh runs teh univers
with his evil sidekik bee
and hes got teh pichures to proove it!

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:44:13 +0000

Sorreee. He be rlly a Rushyn Bloo kitteh. Wut wuz Ai finking? (mus be in
an Easter Daze; mai teeny-tiny brayne’s bin affeckted)

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:33:47 +0000

Oh mai!!! Ai think – ai shall chooz nawt to think fur a wile. . .

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:29:56 +0000

Yes, so Ceiling Cat haz hims practice wif teh bottle tops, then teh small planets, tehn teh big gas jiants (itz speshully trickly to do saturn and keep all the rings in playce), tehen the stars, galaxies, uniberses. Then is tyme for a nap.

By: greasycat

greasycat — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:29:34 +0000

Are they friendly spirits?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:27:58 +0000

{{{{{{onceajinx an old fren B1)}}}}}}

A gud way to go – but – how we wish they cud stay. *sniff* Now I needs a hankee big time! Too sad.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:23:48 +0000

Ar yoo giggloling, BamaHern?? ai think yoo just likes to see us twisting in teh wind and screeming fur mersee!!! LOL!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:21:12 +0000

We know – duzzn’t matter.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:20:35 +0000

that is the sad.
thots and cumfort and hugs to you.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:18:41 +0000

OHAIPDB (not yet – sister camping in Arches!)

Explosion vaporized any planet nearby

OOPS INDEED!!!! LOL! Well – purrhaps not so LOL if you were awn taht plane. . .

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:13:03 +0000

Yes, C’sH, yew has it just ryte. An we shud be thankful (as, indeed, wif all things related to Ceiling Cat) that sumtimes he duz teh simpler games. Eben teh omnipotent CC needs practice. Wunce in a while, he drops fings (maybe gets distractified by sunbeem, or gushyfud, or needs to take a nap). Con-sekwenzes can be de-zazterous:
.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/space/03/21/exploding.star.ap/index.html
.
oops!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:08:33 +0000

Kafleen, u b hafing deh strangest ideas.
God in hiz lazeeboi!!!

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 14:40:26 +0000

Hay, dis kitteh be luukin xackly liek owr byg awld Rushyn Gray wun.

Holey Nellie! It be reely hims, Ai swears it! Howe did he ebber git oaver dere on
dat cowch so fast; hims be upstares jes a minnit agoe!

Soe he be cuntroalyng teh hole UNIVERSE, huh??? Ai thot he jes cuntroaled HERE!!!

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 14:05:11 +0000

Eanie Meanie Chili Beanie
The Spirits Are About To Speak.

By: woozled

woozled — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:40:56 +0000

nuffing 2 sai….
{{{onceajinx}}}

By: Fizzix

Fizzix — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:40:45 +0000

This ar trufax.

By: s.t.e.n.d

s.t.e.n.d — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 08:33:17 +0000

“actually, I only control the portion of the universe composed of small, plastic screw tops. it’s not as useful a superpower as you might imagine”

By: BamaHern

BamaHern — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 06:16:42 +0000

i wish wii could help. Much huggin 2 you!

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:48:03 +0000

eyeull dror dat eef yu rytz teh skrypt.

By: BamaHern

BamaHern — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:33:32 +0000

nite-nite! mii 2. zzzzzzzz

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:30:11 +0000

Innurestin.

I been seein dis fyoochur sitcom in mah mind.

A sitcom abowt God. He bee sittin in him comfee chair, watchin teh happunins ub teh universe.

Unforchunatlee, (beecaws we gots too hab a feemale skapegoat, alwus) dere bee Mrs. God. (I imagine her as teh mom in ebburybodee lubs Raymond.)

When agguravatin theengs happun, she say all winee,”Smite him!!!” an God in his Lazyboy just rolls his eyes an gibs teh paw.

Dis will bee teh beeginnin ub teh end.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:27:01 +0000

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:27:00 +0000

Aaaw. {{{{{{jinxee}}}}}}}

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:25:51 +0000

hee- first red dat i thot it sed “spritzed” so
i wuz gettin out my Scentz ob Humor Spritzer.
I think i need sleepzzzzzzzzz.

By: BamaHern

BamaHern — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:25:05 +0000

mO’Scocious!

By: BamaHern

BamaHern — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:23:23 +0000

nawt sprized.