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I can has omnipotence?
no, kitteh. only One has dat.
ConCatulashuns, LCB! Yew has taken teh taupe spot!
ann kitteh has teh tawp, 2. (butt ware teh bottel dat goez unnder it?)
Dis teh throne uv teh Omnipotent One? An he has a bumblybee toy?
I can has a different universe plzkthx?
Omnipotent Kitteh - Ceiling Cat, in all His manyfestayshuns - likes to kick back sumtimes and relax in His favorite comfee chair - da one dat haz da heedeous upholstry, and play wid da most simple of toys. Yes, He could do the same to da orbit of Jupiter, but todai He wishes to play wid da bottle top.
On formal okkassions, He sits on the golden throne wid da deep, soft fluffy kushions, and plays wid da planets.
An den he retierz 2 Dunmanifestin, retierment hoem ob teh godz.
Pratchett FTW
Innurestin.
I been seein dis fyoochur sitcom in mah mind.
A sitcom abowt God. He bee sittin in him comfee chair, watchin teh happunins ub teh universe.
Unforchunatlee, (beecaws we gots too hab a feemale skapegoat, alwus) dere bee Mrs. God. (I imagine her as teh mom in ebburybodee lubs Raymond.)
When agguravatin theengs happun, she say all winee,”Smite him!!!” an God in his Lazyboy just rolls his eyes an gibs teh paw.
Dis will bee teh beeginnin ub teh end.
eyeull dror dat eef yu rytz teh skrypt.
Kafleen, u b hafing deh strangest ideas.
God in hiz lazeeboi!!!
I noes.
But it’z as cloase to rite as enething. Maybee even moar. Duz teh bible nawt say man wuz maed in hims image? Well - there you have it!
kafleen,
f u wood liek 2 tawk about it wif a man hooz bin a atheist 4 moar tanh 40 yeerss, rite mii!!
mozley, ai fink peepz dunt see mii az a bad man. i wish teh usa peepz wood do wut i thot i red inna nu testuminx - hep aut teh pore peepz! muneez nawt b malin u gud!
i mai regret tellin it butt rite me here: ronald.parker@mindspring.com
Yes, C’sH, yew has it just ryte. An we shud be thankful (as, indeed, wif all things related to Ceiling Cat) that sumtimes he duz teh simpler games. Eben teh omnipotent CC needs practice. Wunce in a while, he drops fings (maybe gets distractified by sunbeem, or gushyfud, or needs to take a nap). Con-sekwenzes can be de-zazterous:
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http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/space/03/21/exploding.star.ap/index.html
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oops!!
OHAIPDB (not yet - sister camping in Arches!)
Explosion vaporized any planet nearby
OOPS INDEED!!!! LOL! Well - purrhaps not so LOL if you were awn taht plane. . .
Yes, so Ceiling Cat haz hims practice wif teh bottle tops, then teh small planets, tehn teh big gas jiants (itz speshully trickly to do saturn and keep all the rings in playce), tehen the stars, galaxies, uniberses. Then is tyme for a nap.
teh Ceiling Cat, he wurkz in meesteereeyus waiz. he iz a cat, after awl.
Conga rats, lcb, for having top nawt-sekond!
The Anshent Egyptshens were wise…they worshipped the kittehs az gods.
(My Egyptshen Christian huzband hates to aknowleje dis skurilous fact!)
ummm, dint dey also wurship dung beetles? oar did i maek dat up?
It be a reinkarnayshun thing.
re-unkarnatid az a dung beetle? Do not want!
Ummm…did ai wok in awn dis convirsayshun at teh rong tiem?
ai dunt tink teh ejippshuns beeleeved in re-enkarnashun. insted, dey beeleeveded dat teh fairoz turneded intew godz. veri weerd, ai noes…
oh, yeh, hai ebbrywun!
But even da non-pharaoh types (who could afford to be mummyfyed) would leave dis life, and if dere souls be lite enuff, and be incarnated again into a life similar to what they left behind, except it be in da spirit world. Their spirits be flying around in a little bird like form kalled a ba (nice for the kitteh-gods to swat at). These peoples’ toomb be filled wid statues and art to show the kind of afterlife they hoped to have.
When I dies, I be hoping to go play wid da kittehs.
Or be reincarnated as the hot-looking officer on da Enterprise who catches Kirk’s eye……..
Or be reinkarnated as a cat who belongs to someone who dearly loves me….
oh yesssss, mai bff an ai boff says wen wiii goes we wanz to cum bak az our kittehs………
wood wun ob doze stachoos be ob a joy giving elolfant?
It were a skarab, a vair-eye-a-tee ob teh poopy ball roller bug.
It were cymbalaizing lyfe (teh bbaybee bugzes) araiiiiiiiiizing from teh deth (cymbalaized by teh poopy).
yeh, cuz lief allus b poppin up fum …well…u gno…teh poppin up stuf
hey, i see dere’s a troll around. you got Albert teh Alligator wif you? Fyumi is off on Spring Brake.
Albert allus kumz wit mii (wii haz a non-xklusmive relationmusipz)
butt hiz troll-scarfin iz allus aksimedental (4 leegul purpmoses!)
i thimk aksimi dental troll skarfin iz jest wut wee needs, speshulee frum a Litty Gator’s purspektif.
kwotin Albert, “Nom-nom-nom, scusez me! Eeerp!”
“actually, I only control the portion of the universe composed of small, plastic screw tops. it’s not as useful a superpower as you might imagine”
♫ i got da powah!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaeMMkHgtP8
this be the music from LionKing, “I Got teh Power”
-Reminds me of the babe, the babe with the power!
Labyrinth FTW!!!
Teh power 2 hoodoo?
Uh-oh. Hyoomins not sposed to has seen teh kitteh seekrit powahs. Erasin uv teh memrees will commence at once!
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
Didjoo juss flashy-thing me?
*giggle*
I’s not kiddin yous, K. Has yooo eber flashy-thinged mees?
….Optimus…..♫You got da powah!
But we all knew who kontrolled it!
skarry chairry
Indeed!
lyfe is juss a chayr ob bowleez. Sum kinda frooty uniberse, no?
Iz related to ironic sofa? Wd dis be non-ironic use of fuglee chair?
Chair not fugly, I kinda likes it. *ennybodie seen mai glasses?*
dis chare is da pleh!!!
Jedi skillz. I haz them.
Gurlz lyke guis wiff skillz—kompooter haking skillz, bowstaff skillz, numchuck skillz, jedi-boddel-lid-lebitayting skillz—-gosh!
well, ai alweez wunnered why dere wuz no gurl jedis. long, long ago, inna gallixee fer, fer awai…dere wuz teh sexism! hmph!
If kitteh controls teh uniberse, can he get rid ob mai Shingles? Plskthx?
Oh Hai evrybuddee. I go back to bed now.
Night Night.
hopes you gets bettah, soon!
D Marie, u haz shinglez? Mai mommy, hoo noes ebberything, sez rub buttermilk on teh shinglez. Ai not noeing if dat werkz, iz ‘old wivez tale’. But sumtimez deh old wivez noez wut they b talking about.
Oh D Marie… So soree!! Teh shingles am sew awfull adn tear rubble. Plz get bedder fast!!
best wishes dat yr shingleeees go wai fast!! aym on medicasian dat causes teh ichies!! has rarely bin sew mizzerubble!! only 10 wks to go! can’t wait. gud luck tew yew………can be sew painfuel!! mai thots be wit yew and yer kittlins who wants yew bak to normul sew yew can dote on demz as tey sew richleee deserb!!
yeeech, shingles! So srry, D Marie! I bleevs it B won ob teh werst kynds of payn, B cuz I wonse hadda breef eppy-soda wiff nerv-opothee frum my deer liddle lupus, and I herd that that nerf payn is simyoolayer to shingles. Excursiating. My hubby rubbed eye-cee kubes on it, an that dulled it for a whyle. I hoap I nebber get dat agin! I tell yer shingles: GO WAY! a pox on yore shingles!
U wants her haz chikkypox on tawp ob her icky shhingleeses? eeeew!
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(Srsly, hope fings get better fastur kwik 4 u D Marie)
I believe shingles are a result of having had chicken pox as a kid. The virus hibernates for years or something like that and manifests as shingles. I had it a couple years ago and the antiviral medication Valtrex helped to clear it up. I am already nuts enough, and that damn near put me over the edge, around the bend and anything else you can think of.
So D. Marie hope you get over it very quickly. {{{{D. Marie}}}}.