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nope - da pepsi’s will neber win… da cokes will mount a counter attack
congratumalations Minnaloushe, What’le it be? Coke or Pepsi? And danz?
shud be sumting ‘fizzy’!
lolcoke?
it shall be the Cokes! Classic plz, thnx!
con coke youlashuns, Minaloushe!
“here’s one for you”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mOEU87SBTU
Excellent! I dans to taht!
COUNTER attack. LOL!
Yay! Somebody got that!
He just yelled ‘Allahu Sodabar’ and then SPLORT all over the place.
*hed cowntertop*
congradulamadcokelashunshuns, Minnaloushe.
Dat coke jist pretendin. He get up soon, and his frend cokes come to help im
crush injury sign of kitteh damage. dey in da fridge again…. oh noes.
No Coke. Pepsi. cheeburgur cheeburgur
SNL FTW!!!!
Coke will NEBBER win!!! Wuz onlee invented to micks wif JD!
Battree assid, DO NOT WANT!
it smoof wit sloe gin, too.
Classic John Baloooooshi FTW!!
No frys, cheeps!
i has a cokes
NOOOOO they takin my cokes!
I know, I know.
But it’s for your own good!
You’ll thank us later!
We want kittehs, no wants cokes or pepsis
not as cute
kthx bai
iz much treshure with carbo- carbn…fizz. B-U-R-P
FTW
I must agreez wit dis! Waitin and waitin fur new kitteh - den no new kitteh appearz - only soda!
An kittehs nawt maek us fat R thirstee liek soda duz!
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I kin has limmonaid? OK, jus, wadder, den, kthxbai!
I go to cuteoverload for my daily dose of vitamin cute.
…along with the occasional predatory insect.
(Hi Nismo!)
is tihs owr furst LOLcan?
yes, you iz rite. aloluminomnomnom can
Yup. Nebber befoar haz we had a lolcan. an such a funnee wun, too. Ai neelee splorted!!!
OT -
Wuz awoked just a bit ago by sownd uv lowd, bad skweekee toi noizes in bakyard. Got up, turnd on da owtside lite, an seen da wet marks by da pool agin!
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Dat cheekee ‘coon iz bak! I wunner if he gawts a gurlfren, an maybee dats why he barkin an skweelin, R maybee da wadder iz still cold…
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Iz 6am heer, so I dowt I kin git a pitcher uv him, sun iz cummin up soon. But I kin smell he bin eetin goggee fud, peeyoo pootees in da yard! No berrees to eet, so he a good opera-toonist feller!
Hez a opera-toonist—wut part duz hee sing?
Hee sownded liek a cacofonik tenner hoo got kikt in da gooleez!
OWEEE!
noooooo! cola will never die!!!!!!!!
Iz h8 crime…
… No b h8in on Icanhascheezburger!!1!
Bush don kar abot blak drinks
Go Pepsi!
Pispi is grossest sodaz. Coke iz gud stuff. Pispi tayst like back end of monorail kitteh.
i doan noe if i rily agree, buts, LOL enywai!
ummm…wut’s teh back end ov monorail kitteh tayste like? I wudden no.
Don’t all colas bleed brown?
Mebbee dey ventid hims spleen?
if you prick us, do we not leak?
if you tickle us, do we not fizz?
if u open us, do we not FSSSSssssss?
If you stomp us, will we not revenge?
If we are like you in the rest, we will be like you in that.
If a Pepsi wrong a Coke, what is his humility? Revenge.
If a Coke wrong a Pepsi, what shall his sufferance be by Cokely example? Why, revenge.
The villiany you teach me I will execute; and it shall go hard but I will be better by the instruction.
Willolm Shaksbeer, FTW!
Murrchant ov Venice <3
Next stop, Hamlet kitteh!
“How now, a rat!…I taek care ov dis…nom nom nom”
hee hee.
I saw a very funny production of Hamlet where when Hamlet said “A rat!” the queen replied “Rodents of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.”
haha, sounds kinda like the Reduced Shakespeare Company. Youtube them, they’re always making me giggle. :3
Actually, it was a foursome called the Lord Mayor’s Company. they play at the Kansas City Renn Fest.
oooh too menny tenx fer da rafural to da radooced chuckspear compunny. i ben leffen so hard it got da kahfee ert my nerse.
ennybunny no sumtin simular fer da OPaRA?
if u tinkle us, do we not pizz?
ogod… i r so sory…
Nawty, nawty Teho! But heeheehee NEway…
i have a dweem dat wun day my four lil soda cans will be judjed on teh content of dere ingrediments, nawt teh color ob de can.
I dont think I wants to noe teh ingrediments of teh stuff I drink…
teh cocola wif shugah is bettah dan teh stuff wif dat tox sick wayste hifrooktoes corm surup. howmumever, iz hard to fine.
i unnerstadn this time o yeer yu can getz teh kosher cocola wif teh shugah. oar, yew can goez to sum plaice like teh Dominicnom Replolblic ware tis still maed wif caen shugah.
Some places near the border actually sell Mexican coke that has the sugar.
I stick with diet. Doesn’t taste syrupy.
Yes, but iz a hek ov a comm—conm—trip!
Now eben de Mexican koke startin to be made with de corny syrruup.
Butz teh Dublin TX. Dr. Pepper is still made with de real sugars.
http://www.dublindrpepper.com/?gclid=COvVi6OPoZICFQsnxgodzhOdRA
but they both makez Uz fatz or should I say floofy
an full uv teh dangerusz gasses
OT - whut a kewl ideer!
http://theplug.net/28/strangerphotos.htm
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Yoo wood tink da camra wood go away, but it looks liek a cool areeya, nawt large town. Berree neet!
Aw, oaj, ai traid to luk, but is says we don’t have permission to luk on this whatever we ar on. ;-(