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nope – da pepsi’s will neber win… da cokes will mount a counter attack
congratumalations Minnaloushe, What’le it be? Coke or Pepsi? And danz?
shud be sumting ‘fizzy’!
lolcoke?
it shall be the Cokes! Classic plz, thnx!
con coke youlashuns, Minaloushe!
“here’s one for you”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mOEU87SBTU
Excellent! I dans to taht!
COUNTER attack. LOL!
Yay! Somebody got that!
He just yelled ‘Allahu Sodabar’ and then SPLORT all over the place.
*hed cowntertop*
congradulamadcokelashunshuns, Minnaloushe.
Dat coke jist pretendin. He get up soon, and his frend cokes come to help im
crush injury sign of kitteh damage. dey in da fridge again…. oh noes.
No Coke. Pepsi. cheeburgur cheeburgur
SNL FTW!!!!
Coke will NEBBER win!!! Wuz onlee invented to micks wif JD!
Battree assid, DO NOT WANT!
it smoof wit sloe gin, too.
Classic John Baloooooshi FTW!!
No frys, cheeps!
i has a cokes
NOOOOO they takin my cokes!
I know, I know.
But it’s for your own good!
You’ll thank us later!
We want kittehs, no wants cokes or pepsis
not as cute
kthx bai
iz much treshure with carbo- carbn…fizz. B-U-R-P
FTW
I must agreez wit dis! Waitin and waitin fur new kitteh – den no new kitteh appearz – only soda!
An kittehs nawt maek us fat R thirstee liek soda duz!
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I kin has limmonaid? OK, jus, wadder, den, kthxbai!
I go to cuteoverload for my daily dose of vitamin cute.
…along with the occasional predatory insect.
(Hi Nismo!)
is tihs owr furst LOLcan?
yes, you iz rite. aloluminomnomnom can
Yup. Nebber befoar haz we had a lolcan. an such a funnee wun, too. Ai neelee splorted!!!
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Wuz awoked just a bit ago by sownd uv lowd, bad skweekee toi noizes in bakyard. Got up, turnd on da owtside lite, an seen da wet marks by da pool agin!
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Dat cheekee ‘coon iz bak! I wunner if he gawts a gurlfren, an maybee dats why he barkin an skweelin, R maybee da wadder iz still cold…
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Iz 6am heer, so I dowt I kin git a pitcher uv him, sun iz cummin up soon. But I kin smell he bin eetin goggee fud, peeyoo pootees in da yard! No berrees to eet, so he a good opera-toonist feller!
Hez a opera-toonist—wut part duz hee sing?
Hee sownded liek a cacofonik tenner hoo got kikt in da gooleez!
OWEEE!
noooooo! cola will never die!!!!!!!!
Iz h8 crime…
… No b h8in on Icanhascheezburger!!1!
Bush don kar abot blak drinks
Go Pepsi!
Pispi is grossest sodaz. Coke iz gud stuff. Pispi tayst like back end of monorail kitteh.
i doan noe if i rily agree, buts, LOL enywai!
ummm…wut’s teh back end ov monorail kitteh tayste like? I wudden no.
Don’t all colas bleed brown?
Mebbee dey ventid hims spleen?
if you prick us, do we not leak?
if you tickle us, do we not fizz?
if u open us, do we not FSSSSssssss?
If you stomp us, will we not revenge?
If we are like you in the rest, we will be like you in that.
If a Pepsi wrong a Coke, what is his humility? Revenge.
If a Coke wrong a Pepsi, what shall his sufferance be by Cokely example? Why, revenge.
The villiany you teach me I will execute; and it shall go hard but I will be better by the instruction.
Willolm Shaksbeer, FTW!
Murrchant ov Venice <3
Next stop, Hamlet kitteh!
“How now, a rat!…I taek care ov dis…nom nom nom”
hee hee.
I saw a very funny production of Hamlet where when Hamlet said “A rat!” the queen replied “Rodents of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.”
haha, sounds kinda like the Reduced Shakespeare Company. Youtube them, they’re always making me giggle. :3
Actually, it was a foursome called the Lord Mayor’s Company. they play at the Kansas City Renn Fest.
oooh too menny tenx fer da rafural to da radooced chuckspear compunny. i ben leffen so hard it got da kahfee ert my nerse.
ennybunny no sumtin simular fer da OPaRA?
if u tinkle us, do we not pizz?
ogod… i r so sory…
Nawty, nawty Teho! But heeheehee NEway…
i have a dweem dat wun day my four lil soda cans will be judjed on teh content of dere ingrediments, nawt teh color ob de can.
I dont think I wants to noe teh ingrediments of teh stuff I drink…
teh cocola wif shugah is bettah dan teh stuff wif dat tox sick wayste hifrooktoes corm surup. howmumever, iz hard to fine.
i unnerstadn this time o yeer yu can getz teh kosher cocola wif teh shugah. oar, yew can goez to sum plaice like teh Dominicnom Replolblic ware tis still maed wif caen shugah.
Some places near the border actually sell Mexican coke that has the sugar.
I stick with diet. Doesn’t taste syrupy.
Yes, but iz a hek ov a comm—conm—trip!
Now eben de Mexican koke startin to be made with de corny syrruup.
Butz teh Dublin TX. Dr. Pepper is still made with de real sugars.
http://www.dublindrpepper.com/?gclid=COvVi6OPoZICFQsnxgodzhOdRA
but they both makez Uz fatz or should I say floofy
an full uv teh dangerusz gasses
OT – whut a kewl ideer!
http://theplug.net/28/strangerphotos.htm
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Yoo wood tink da camra wood go away, but it looks liek a cool areeya, nawt large town. Berree neet!
Aw, oaj, ai traid to luk, but is says we don’t have permission to luk on this whatever we ar on. ;-(
this is not a lol cat
HOLY $#!% YOU’RE RIGHT!!!
J-s-s Chr-st, it’s a Pepsi MAX!!!
Get in the cooler!!!
(apologies to any cheezfrends offended by my (ab)use of JC’s name on Good Friday)
You cuddha sed Buddha…
cudda wudda shudda, buts i nevr did…
Dam, dat wuz good, Teho.
I get soooo weeree ub dis. Ware duz it say dis site is only Cat or animull pics?
It say “LOL Cats and funny pictures.”
Wutt part ub dat do DEY NOT UNNURSTAND!!
/sick ub teh cumplainers
Et Tu Pepsi’
…then fall Spritzer!
or something.
Beware teh Ides of March
i wuz jest thinkin dis wun wud a ben purrfect fur teh Ides o March.
I recaptioned the picture with
Beware the Ides
of March
Et Tu Pepsi’
♫ my soothsayer tole me there’d be daze like dis…
Lolberty! Freednom! Tyranny is blargh!
Four score and seven cans ago, our fathers brought forth on this cantinent, a new cola, conceived in aluminum, and dedicated to the proposition that all sodas are not created equal. –Abe Lincan (leaps toward door…)
Drinks! Fruits! Leftovers! Lend me your ears!
I come not to praise Coke but to destroy him.
Pepsi said he was ambitious,
And Pepsi is an honorable can.
hee! win
or [SNORK!] how bowt, “…then fall Spitzer!”
et voila, we can has bofe trajiddy AND comiddy.
This stinks. Could of sworn it was only lolcats or at least have a lolcat in it.
gud thing u didnt, then
Let’s apply the six degrees of Kevin Bacon to see if we can establish the link between kitteh’s and Coke in less than six steps.
Start: ICHC (lolcat site)
1. Cheezburger, Cheezburger
2. Cheeps
3. Pepsi
4 No Coke.
Most epic win evar, sirrah!!!!!
…and if you mix lolcat around it has COLA in the middle.
lOLCAt
…and thanks for the endorsement, onceajinx.
Also, a cheezburger could have bacon on it, which again ties the whole world back to Kevin Bacon.
Taht’s wut u git 4 swearin.
Coke and Pepsi… Bloods and Crips?
[snikr]
Jets and Sharks. I wanta see teh danse-fite.
When yur a Coke yr a Coke all teh way…
From your first pop top to last sip away . . .
When you’re a Coke, you stay a Coke!
Kwik! Sumwun call Dr. Pepper! Ennywun noe CPR (cola pop resusususitashun)? Here! I do mouf-to-mouf!
*sluurrrp*
Um…sorry.
*urp*
u has sik sik mynd.
+5 burgerkarmaz!
Hi, Teho. Taeks wun to noe wun. *evil grin*
PS — I am remyndid ov dis…
http://teho.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c2252668128e1d00d09e676f10be2b.html
Hyelandr vershun…
http://teho.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c2252668128e1d00e398ae8f0c0001.html
Lolzer, shee looks liek a lil cheeta bebe!
coak oar pepse
is hard two opun da can wif ma kitteh paws
has to uze claw then SKWIRTZ on mah fur
DO NOT WANT.
i can has milk insted?
Coke Adds Life… my A$$
Maybe Pepsi Will Make It Come Alive.
o noes… i can see its naow…
CLOVARFEELD 2: JIYUNT A$$ ZOMBYS!!!!!1!!!!OMG!1!11
Teh hillz are aliev wiff teh soundz of Pep-see!
No no… its Coke-n-STEEN
da c0ke is for da naps. nevar drink da coke if ya kool. da lawd drinks pepsi, tu.
pepsi is for da kittehs. coke is for da dogs. dogs suck.
*pat hasborght on teh hed absentmindedly*
One thread – riffs on Merchant of Venice, Saturday Night Live, Julius Caesar & West Side Story. You make me so very happy! (Apologies for nonlolspeak post.)
-j-
And u do teh Blud, Swet n Teers! FTW!
hee hee! Tkx!
Taht’s wun ob teh reezonz i liek 2 com heer—u nevar kno WAHT dey’re gonna bee sayin—it always Makes Me Smile!
iz it bad dat I feelz bad fur teh Coke? Ebben tho I drinkz Pepsi?
Coke nebber did nuttin to dezerve dis.
Pepsi’s arr owt ov control! Furst stop fridge, next stop, the wurld!
I dun want to be enslaved by a rayce ov Pepsi overlords.
I, for one, welcome our evil Pespi overloards.
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*burp*
Nevar go thirsty again!
may our eggs share a nest
omg i cant beliv dat pepsis wud kill dem cokes in da end. they wuz always so inosensts. cokes neva did nuthin to da pepsis. i luv dem cokes. i always thot that cokes iz better dan pepsis tho pepsis is not bad. now them pepsis r evil. :@
Wel, ebberbuddey can fynally gets awl cheersed up! Dey be wheelin in teh furst cayse ov Sebbin-Up frum teh truk parkd in teh bak, adn frum wut dey tellz us dere ar menny moar to cum.
“Charlie, jes unlodes dem awl in de baysemnt. Yes, rite naow!”
nah, coke wules, pepsi, YUK
scroo dem bofe, is Frydegg! ROWL OWT TEH BARUL!!
Yay Pepsi!
Coke is the drink of the death squads!
Dere is a SNL referenz on dese boards? Wher is it? I c shakesbeer and udder refrenz, but no SNL refrenz…
Up close to teh top, around 3:02 am.
SNL referenz iz nawt awbvious; jes kynda hayngs aroun in teh bakgrownd adn showes up wenebber it feals liek it.
knock knock
“landshark”
Classik SNL FTW!
Hey! diz s’pozed tu bee up dere under Keough’s commint!!
rizzlefraggin WP!
An, now – eet iz!
Stoopy WP maykin a fool owtta 3H!
Where teh kittehs? Even ‘nother kind of animals.. Can capshion anyfing now?
¡si se puede!
You guys crack me up.
Thank you.
Pwnage. I has it.
Pepsi For the Win!
S#!& they’re taking over! Man and I had my money on the Cokes.
Also, this is the first ever lolsoda. I am pleasantly flabbergasted.
You’ll note the owner of the fridge waited until all the Cokes were gone before even thinking about touching the Pepsi. Cuz coke owns
Max Headroom is not happy about this development, im sure.
i howep teh pepsis can get way with it. i hurd wat dey do to pepsis in prison.
da orijinil shows da cokes beetin up the pepsi
Special meaning to players of kingdom of loathing =-)
do not ever insult coke like that agian…………………..coke will always beat pepsi
I really can’t taste the difference. o____o;;;;
noooz how could they do that??
atleast the mountain dew is ok ^-^.<—mole
coke always wins
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