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dis nawt da furst tyme yoo git in trubble at werk.
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but i’will blaem it on teh goggie
…heehee. he’ll luk guiltee, too.
And I will look unkoncerned when hyumon yells at doggie. Akshually, I IZ unkoncerned.
dis will lern ‘em to dwess me up in siwy bunnee eerz adn santa hats. i aer nawt a holidae decormashun!
an then write teh eye-ronical capshuns awn teh pichers. i are not ironical.
Conga rats for top nawt-sekond, Mary, House of Spock!
fanks, human 0′ Cookie!
concatulashuns Mary O
wut is a goggie???????
I wanna be a laptop too.
I wanna B on tawp ob yer lap, sted ob that stoopy compooter!
Ai haz likwifiyed yer assets… Yer welkum!
CareLOL!!! It bee u!!!
Howdee!!!
<3
{{{{my cheezfren))))))
Happee Eeaster to yoo, liddel donkey foots… Adn 2 awl mai wunnerfull Cheezfrenz! Ai haz mist U awl!!
For you to enjoi!!!! * Snerk*
http://home.att.net/~solos_holiday/2008/_011/egg.htm
Ohai Kafleen!!!!! *muah* <3
I haz mist you guize so hard!!!
I postid a sillee linkee for Eester-but wurd prest eated it! MayB it will ape ear
soon…
I yam hazzin a hard tyme wif this ‘rachitty frachitty’ pooter in gineral and ICHC in pawtikular… Friizin up an kuttin off… So I hasta wish berry fast– 4 the happiest, maryiest, bestest Eester, ebber!!
Iz eggs treemly hard to post.. Ratz!!!
Laptop mite not work as well now. Srry.
Dis pikshur makes me miss my dear, departed Amir so much – whenver I wuz pakking a suitkase, Amir had to lay down amonst da clothes. If I closed da lid on him, I wuld hear even lowder purrring koming from the suitkase. I always had to check siutkase one last tyme before klosing it for final tyme, as I feared Amir wuld try to stow away. He also had to sit atop suitkase when it wuz at da front door when we wuz about to leeve. It wuz hiz way of wishing us good trip, and a promise he’d behave while we wuz gone (HA HAHAHAHA!)
*sighs* My best cat ever.
Awwww.
You just made me weepy.
*wipez eyez wiff foofy paw*
{{CH}} &
4 teh happeenesses Amir gabing u.
Kittehs warmz teh hart 4 awl ur life. Eben wen der life b ober, u can still feelingz teh lub frum tehm.
Amir soundz liek such a gud friend! We all hav memorees of our sweet kittehz that have gone ober dat bridge. Iz happee u can think of the joy he brought u.
Deer Human O’Cookie
We awl be goin to raizes a glas ( or two) ov eggnawg inn honner ov teh sweete
lil Amir;
We awlso be ncludin ebberywun ov owr deer depawrted petz az wel,:
Kittehs, Goggehs, burds, hambsturs, adn so awn awl teh way daown teh lyne!
We luvs dem awl!!
yew no goes twerk tomorrows, stays home wit me!!
weeee can has sqwair dans……….. 4 way tie!! yippee, happy caturday ebening!
alla mande left
bow tew yr partner
catch your partner, round n round
doe si doe
elegant twerl
funnee clothes swish
g…
Grandee promenaid,
Howdee, yawl!
i can haz dans?
j
Jump rite in
Kik ur heelz up
L
Ladies grand chain
Men star left
Neighbor swing
(I akshully leeds dese kines ob danzes, so I uze manee obskure werds)
Oooopseee, I slipt!
Phweww, didnt fawl down.
Quite de site!
Rustle deh skurtz!
Swinging around!
Toeses aflyin
unknoen dans steps
Verry much funz
Wobble a little
Xstreem danses
Yell 4 halp
Zoinks! I’m glad iz dun.
brava!
Tank yew mai oui!!
Cud yew tell — I habnt skair dansted in agez?
noooooes. you lukked maaahvelus!
Yippee!!!
*grand rite an lefft*
w00t, w00t!
*laydees chayn*
Yee-haw!
*menn sashay*
FTW
I chek laptop bag for meeses. They hide in there sometimes.
Be kareful of any dongles laying around in dere.
Plz to halp teh ICHC nookommer… wat is teh “dongle” uv wich peeples speekz?
I eben chekked teh wiki, but noe iz dere.
Maus stuck wun in his eer to contain a splort, i tooked it frum him after he had the CHRG and stuked it in my pokkits. Den, in teh faec of a bagpipe auditoreeattak i stuk it in my eer. i habnt bean teh saem sinz.
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dongle
heer is teh link to teh wiki an u can seez it! wii aimz teh plz at teh wiki!
http://speaklolspeak.com/page/D+%E2%80%93+F
Iz akshually a little gadget that attaches to computer. But it sounds somehow….sordid….uglee….
Fank yoo bery much!
ai wil go add to teh wiki rite nao! BRB! Welcum 2 teh commentz
sexshun of teh ICHC
*blush*
Fanks for teh welcome. It seemz liek a bery nice bunch uv kittehs heer. Iz been laffin lotz insted of doin werk – but Iz havin fun.
Silly me – I didn’t even think to check non-lolspeak for “dongle” – jus figgered it wuz a kitteh fing.
mennee kittehs r silleh! u fitz rite in!
ware mai abatar go? who tookz mai abatar? werdpretzel??
aarrgghh
Mus meenz ai hab been heer 2 lawng! lolz
deer cheezpeepz,
hab a wunnerful Eeztur vacashun/brake/dae off,etc.
u kittehs in teh snow??? get owta teh snow! u silleh kittehs!
HUGZ 2 u awl!
cum c meh at teh wiki ennetyme! ai libs dare!
http://speaklolspeak.com/account/rtshores
Abatar is gawn? Hmmmmmmm. Ware is Lolcatburglar?
( Nawt to be castyng aspursions, oar ennyfing else foar taht
mattre)!
teh dongel-berry ‘z a liddle durtee…
izzn’t a jump drive a typ ob dongle? das wut it lukked laik wen ai googloled it.
Oh. Yoor werk papers in der? Thot it was toylet papers. Better not skweeze teh Charmin. Sorry.
NOW will U kleen mah catbox?
Ore knot—Ai juss lubs dis noo katbocks yoo gived mii—so kozy an comfy…fanks!
Fott u mite neez snorglez after teh lengfee boaring meetingz. Noe peeingz in yur paperz, I pwomissez.
Oh no, not again! Abusing cats again! I thought I better come back and see if this was continuing! Think how this poor animal feels!!! What if his fur were to become entangled in the zipper?? What if the cat’s owner forgets and then the cat is put with the baggage on a jet and flown to Catmandu?? You need to rethink what you are posting here and what you are responding to! I am making another call to the ASPCA and PETA! GOOD BYE!
*FFP gigglz*
And that’s not a real computer case.
Yeah! That too! lolz
and teh paperz were not recycled… bet you’ll put dem in the recycle bin real fast naow!
Duzzen yourin klog up teh shrrrrrrrrrrredder?
yah! ann whut if teh hewmin faught teh kitteh wuz sume sort ob fud–lyke hee had putted his groshirley’s in teh bag—an denn he putz teh kitteh on da stove an lite….ligh….lyt……oh, noes, iz 2 tragik 2 fink about!!!1!!
Ai nebber eetz nuffin taht growlz at me.
{{{{Rosie}}}}
Dis wut ah fink uv ur kumpinee’z mishun staytmunt. U got a ubjektiv, an it shud bee in mah tummeh by nao.
kitteh sez “Let me show you how I liquidate a portfolio!”
Win!
seereeyus bizznezz kitteh in his gray flannl soot chex breefcaes 4 all his paypurrs.
He iz dooing importunt kitteh biznes in teh breefcase
Kitteh is “hi-liting” teh saylie-sel—sal… ….teh important stuf…..
you-zing sented markerz…
o noes! nott da memoses!!1! dems waz mai fayvorte paipr mamoes in dat cayse :-[
Ai iz hear in kase
yoo need mii!!
*GASP!!!*
Diz jus whut mai kitteh Katie luks lyk!! Her hez teh softumus fur an dat leetle bit o’ tan under teh grey….
Katie!! *cawlling fur snorgles*
Katie: Whu? Me? *runs an hidez*
Oh, hai, wuz jus writin “bi kittehfud” on ur Tew Dew list
sory, i write u noo memmoz…
To: hyoomin
fwum: kitteh
Re: cheezburgers
bai dem an gib 2 meh.
kthx
TSA Kitteh
checks your bag for contraband.
Soon will confis-cat.
Dis what U get fur takin’ me 2 deh vet & removing mi hairbalz!!
Ai wud be tynklyng awn yur purrsenal tapeses az wel, butt luuks liek dey haz
bin awl eraised.
lawlz