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good kitty, no sharez bugs! Do Not Want!
U can sharez dat bug wit mee! XD
mi kitteh had dis bugs to, but he jus chas round n round n den sqersheded it. wuz lolz, but ges hoo had to kleen up
Nao haf to go to wurk… Sigh…
We doan haf to go to wurk, is Gud Friday. But I kant go 2 wurk ennyways, I kawt 3 (three!) bugs at sem taim: teh floo, novo virus and upper respu, ruspi, lung infekshun. Is not so grate, akchewly.
Oh noez, hopes U feelz bettah soon
{{{starling}}}
O starling! tx fur nawt sharing yur bugs! I iz still post-op gettin beddur, do NAWT want NE bugs… Altho I feel bedder ebree day! Soon all mai sooper-gloo will fall awf an den I be compleetlee beddar!
Ai hoap ur sooper-gloo falls awf sun!
Me too, iz itchee!
oh u n meez bof-
I haz sinus imfection, uppr respertory inmfection, out-of control asthma, n reel bad headamach. Wuz in ER awl affernoon. OF CORSE dis be day dat spoose goes to Oregyn fur neu job. Iz hear by maiself wif fishykitteh, gascat, n sorted nanimals (anybudi gotz gud idear on howz to tranzportz bebe guppies to Oregun?) ) Iz hear until May on mai own! Iz gotz too getz bedda SOON!
kitteh is gibben da bug a ride! congrats arabrydr on yur not second! i shall commence wit da bunny hop! everwon join in!
Fank u, barboid. Haf gud tym… Mai wurk, it calls… sayz cant stayz home! Maybe kitty gib me bug kwik?
*joynz in teh bunnee hop*
“HOP HOP HOP”
*joynes bunneh hop lion. putz hans awn Rosie’s wayste*
*left foot liddle kik to side
lleft foot beeg kik to side
rite foot liddle kik to side
rite foot beegkit to side
bof feet forward HOP
bakwerd HOP
forward HOP HOP HOP*
*repeet awl around the room – beeg room – think hai skool gym!
until ebreewun iz awl tired and gigglee!! Whoo hooo.
C’MON EBREEBUDEE – just hold awn to the purrson in front of yoo bai the waist BUNNEE HOP!! Whoo hooo.
no fanks, mai internal orgens r battred an bluudee enuff– haf to go to teh dockter todaey.
aill jus sit here an wav sum kullered hankees.
stress, itz a killer.
O kitsunerina, feels beddur sune, an kuts daon onna stress.
Oh, kitsunerina…I so sorreh.
Wudd u like to come into the Majikul Donkee Care Mobile an sit in teh Jacuzzi?
HOP HOP HOP
I liek teh Bunneh Hop!
O Hai Rosie!
Ai haz tryd n tryd 2 kommentz awn yur kommentz down beelow, wer u didunt tink taht eneewun wuz paaing enee atenshunz 2 yur lubly singing ob teh Easter songz, but teh WurdQuisinart Systum kept teling meh it kudunt axsept mai kommentz!
So frusturating!
Ai wunted 2 saa taht wif, or wifowt a Easter bonnet, u wud ob kors b a sensashun inna Easter purade! Wee wud bee klappin owr liddel pawz 2gedder wen u went bai, n cheering lyke kwazy kittehz 4 u!
Happee Easter, Rosie!
{{{{{{Feeli}}}}}}}}}
wut r wii drinkin dis neer eeztur gud frydae?
egg creem?
egg nawg?
eggstraspeshul hawt cawklit?
Hmmmmm – Rosie – ai wud luv sum of yur eggraspeshul hawt cholkit? Thanks.
Smellz liek a bit ov hebben.
An yur pitiful liddle meeow below has mooved mee gratelee. Such a sad liddle sound.
Ai will be maekin those prittee much fur until teh furst ov April, becuz ai cannawt bee heer much between now an tehn. Too menee peepl comin fur Eester – an then ai has to go to Florida again to visit mai cuzin!
An ai suffers gratelee when ai cannawt bee heer. If enewun heers sum verrrreee pitiful meows just coming out ov nowhere, it iz shurlee ai.
Oh, Janet…u noe u will sneek in an get on heer!!!
Our ICHC addikshun..let us show u it….
/teh GOOD addikshun
Mai anser is ‘yes, thx!’ Tehy awl soundz gud.
Onoes! Nawt teh bunnyeh hop! Ai iz teh bunnyeh hop impayred. Ai allus enz up FLAWPing an SPLORPing, an fings brayke an cheezpeepz gets broozed. Ai iz hokeypokey impayred alsotoo.
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As a faver 2 teh cheezfrens heer, Ai will sitz dis one owt, tanks joo.
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Mebbe laydeebug iz knsulting on teh unibraow groomage.
woozled, ai allsew hab teh cayse of unco. mebbe wee dans bunnee hopp wid teh protektiff geer.
*dons helmet*
*straps on knee pads*
*hoppppp hopppp crash*
no broozez!
No, no!!! Bunnee hop iz reel eeezee!!! Just go up an follow mee. Nuthing to it an lots of fun.
Tanks but noetanx JCH4k… Ai tryded it on anuvver fred a cupple weeks
agoo an, well, it kinda went ‘kicky lef, kicky rite, hop-Hawp FLAWPuty FLAWP-SCLOP PHLOPH CRASH!!! oar somefing lyke taht… an ai eben had sumbuddys HALPING me! It were nawt a pretty site.
Ai fink ai just sit ober heer an ab a hawt chawklit. (ennnybuddy gotz a libble brambdy to warm it up a bitz??)
Well…hoo mite hab sum brandy on hand????
*runs into M.D.C.M an grabs teh brandy*
NOW.
*gently takes woozled’s hand*
*wisspurrs* “I is a CRASHer, too!!”
Now, let’s bee all clumsee togeddur!!!
Wen wee messus up, we cans laff!!!
ooohhh-
I canz jus wach da bunni hop? I haz gret beeg hedamach, bunny hop mak hed go ong-bong
momcat
Iz dis bean “az kyute az a bug”?
it iz purtee kyoot bug fer shure!
kyoot kitteh 2!
Ai singz happee eeztur sawngz 2 u!
“heer cumz petur cotun tail, hawpin down teh bunneh tralez,
hippitee hoppitee, eezturz on teh wae!
la la la la la la (forgotted teh werdz) la la la la”
HAPPEE EEZTUR EBBEREEONEZ!
nu sawng!
“in mai eeztur bonit, wit awl teh frilz pon it,
ai beez teh grate sensashun in teh eeztur paraed”
Awl singz alawng!
la la la la la(ai habnt eben had teh coughee yet! lolz)
*voyce eckowz in teh room* HELLO LLO lo looo
ai tinkz ai awl alonez *snifflez* ai teh sad kitteh…*piteeful meow*
sumbodee gabe meh teh cheezburgerz cownt, sew mus nawt be awl alonez!
YEA!
ai wuz tawkin 2 maisef an u cawt meh!
Ai dooz it awl teh tyme Rosie…. Don’t Ai?…. Yes Ai dooz.
Joo duznt haz to wurry abaout it till joo start argyooing wif joorsef…. an’ lozing.
*whispurrs* Rosie – there ar HUNDREDZ maybe ov peeple hoo nebber say enething but just liek to see what wee ar up to – an sumtiems they also givs teh burgers – ai think.
So ai don’t think ene ov us ar EVER reelee aloan heer.
Jus liek lyfe!!
wutt Janet sed.
Nawt alone!1! i iz tryn 2 b gud, n go to werk.. muz feed kitteh, hubby, goggy, fine dum clothes, oh Pooh, wanna stay home…. kan’t right e-mail n iron at same tyme….
also.. can’t fine, werk i.d., oh noe… gonna b late (again).. ? say boss-lady…’cause lossed tyme giggling on da Cheez-site..bad smammie.
lubs U all. Bery niz peeps, kind w/fuzzy hearts. Mus run Kbaithnx
Awww Rosie — I lieks teh Eester songz! U haz a byootiful voyce.
*clapping foofy paws for Rosie*
Laydeebug piknik; yur doin it rong!
O hai, Ambercat. Ai think maybee SJ iz bak awn Munday??? She said free weeks – seems laik free munths, duzn’t it??
its been a laaaaaaaaawng tym! Ai’m orf to mai brudder’s shortly – he’s 3rd-speer-carryer-form-teh-left in a Pashun plai. Dun in teh tradishunal promenard awl-rown-teh-town wai. Wevver forecast (an wut we’s had so far todai!) is wind, rayn, sleet, hayl, snoe and sunshyn! He’s in a toga an sangals; Ai’m in ski-waer an boots!
LOLZ!!! Sounds liek grate fun – an sumthing ai wud like to see! Minus the wind, rayn, sleet, hayl an snoe. Plus the sunshyn!!
Maybee – sumday ai can come too!? Poor cold brudder! Lend him yur furree green nikkurs. Mite halp!!!
*snikker*
Sesmee Street refrunz FTW!
awwww kitteh 2 kyooot. i dos teh bunnee hawp with barboid n sings w rosie
(sings awf kee la la la la la). now has to go 2 werk….werk is teh PLEH….DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!
*Ladybug whispers*
Joo are under my powers. Joo do ezzaxcly what I tells joo to do. From now on, joo my fuzzy vehicle.
*outside voice*
Kwik kitteh! Recite da majik rhyme like dis: “Ladybug ladybug fly away home. Joo house is on fire and joo vehicle is wakin up!
Ar Ladeebug’s childruns awlso gon? (Ai bees veree cuncearned fur dem)
Ebber synce Ai wuz a lil kitteh, wenebber Ai heres dis pome, Ai haz a sad.
Rlly hopes dey haz howse nsurence.
Lets go fur a buggee ryde!!!
Akshully, me too. Da udder one dat bover me is da bough breakin an da cradel fallin. How a babeh suupose to sleep worryin if der crade gonna fall?
Synce todaye be Gud Fryed Daye, Ai haz a sad, becuz Ai nawt be wel enuff to goes to chruch, ore ennyware eylse fur dat mattter.
Gess Ai wil hayng aroun hear fur awyle wif teh Cheezpeepz adn haz a laff ore too (ore moar) adn sez: “O Hai! Cheezfrends. Happy Easter!”
Maybees Ai wil tries to joyn in teh Bunneh Hopp; jes sits hear adn taps mai foots to teh beet.
Ceiling Cat bees here ennyways; (becuz owr howse haz a droppt cealing, he iz probly gettyng a cloaser luuk).
Butt dat be OK; Ai nawt be awefraid. Ai figgures CC lykes a laff hisself sumtymes, ore he wud nawt hav maiked teh hyoomens in teh furst (oops! nawt sekond) plaise.
Happee Jeebus Zombee Day!
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I spose Jeebus Zombee lieks choklit insted uv brayns….
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I needa post a pitcher uv a white “chokkee” bunnee I seen arown. Soooooo sad…. It’s “hollow milk flavored”. Sownz liek a sad childhood, no? Shood be banned!
No hollow milk! Want chokkee, purrfurblee between 45 an 62 purrsent dark, nawt bitter. But I nawt pikee…
Oh deer CheshireKittehKat. Ai ar so sorree to heer you ar in poor helth an cannawt go out. But happee, too, taht yoo ar heer wif us awn ICHC for the cheeree!!
But – yoo know – heer awn teh interwebz, you can do oar be enething yoo want. So, if you wantz to dans teh bunnee hop, yoo just say “Ai want to danz teh bunnee hop” and *POOF* Majik!! Yoo ar up there dansing merrily and laffing wif us. Just trai it.
Janet, you ar wunnerful! You be so rite!
Whye, Ai has bin hoppyng aroun awn teh intertoobs, wif teh 2 kittehs adn teh byg lellow lebredoar , fur teh las elebenty-sevin minnits! Adn we awl be havin suches a woop-de-doo ov a tyme!
Problum iz howe duz we awl comes to a stopp? (Probly wen teh musik eynds ore teh petz falls ovur, wutebber cumz furst (oooops! Ai means nawt sekund).
Awww, pore CKK! Ai hopez taht u feelz beddeh soon!
N ai tink yur absolootlee ryte ‘bowt CC habing teh sens ob hoomur!
Lukit awl teh funneh tings JC sed (“…wen u gotz a plank in yur own eye!”)!
Den derz teh mattur ob kittehz. Hu kin watch a kitten plaain, n tink dat husumeber had eneeting 2 doo wif kreatin kittehz kud NAWT hab a sens ob hoomur!
Yes, Feelionophiliac, dis be rlly so troo! You cans akshully gets histereikal watchun teh antiks ov teh petz. (Adn dats jes teh kittehs). You shud sea wut hapens wen you plays wif teh lebredoar!
aww {{{cheshirekittehkat}}}
happi eester, an hoap yu feelz bedder reel suun.
Tanks muches, Moe. (Ai feelz bedder awreddy). You has a veree Happy Easter
yurself wif awl yur luvved wuns to!
U can haz Happee Eester wiff teh kittehs & the lebedoar & CeilingCat!!!
Plz to feelz betturz & betturz & betturz ebberee day!
Oh, CheshireKittehKat, u is alreddee there, cheezfrend….. <3
So menneh ub us, silentlee sharin ur feelins…..
For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them
Anom 2 taht!
{{{CKK}}}
{{{{kafleen}}}}
{{{cheezfrenz}}}
Quit Buggin me! I are tryin to Sleep!
well *I* shur cant say nufin to that
Sometimes I puts the tinee stickers on top of apples and odder produce on the kittehs foreheads then dey luks lyke this cute kitteh.
Oh noez my heads gonna explode from the cuteness of the kitteh, and I has
forgotid my CHRG wdoi
LOL! Iz been wunnerin wut to do wiff dose stikkers. Nao I noes — I can putz dem on teh kittehs!!!
*donkee runs wiff a kwikness an throws on a Donkette Hat*
Dis will prevent teh splort!!!!
Donkette Hats bee maded ub gold. Dey like a Mickey Mouse hat, except instead ub mouse eers has short stubby donkee eers.
Bee teh hat ub a doo-goodur and lub gibbur. Sort ub like one ub teh late, grate Curtis Sliwa’s Guardian Angels.
Cans u keep dis hat on an doo it justiss now, or duz I needs too take it back?
*deep sigh*
shheeesh. Don’t you peeps know anything?
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That is not a “bug” but a “beetle”. And why would a beetle keep a felinus minimus from working?!
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In the first place, cats do not work.
And, B, it would be child labor,since this is a kitten, and that is against the law. No, it is not against the law to be a kitten, just to make them work. They should be in school.
(guiz, I tink MO’S haz a karetroll bug, R else shee gawts a birus in her dongull…..)
*eyes MO’S, looks awn CCC fur birus kyoor…*
Mebbee Sense Uv Hyoomur spray, liek Lysoll?
*sprays a clowd at MO’S*
Oh nooooooees!! Now Mary’s dongle has a bug???? How iz she gonna ’splain taht to Maus??!! He sayed he wanted it bak sum day.
CALLING DR TINYCAT!!!
thnx, i neeeded dat. nao dat Fyumi Gator is on Spring break, adn Albert teh Alligator (bisiting frum teh Okeefenokee Pogoland) is on duty, i needs to refill my personlol atomizer adn keeps it wif me at awl times. Albert’s gud at nomming trolls (sometimes by accident!) butt teh sprayyin ob teh scentz ob humor, nawt so much.
MaryO, we rlly misses Fyumi so muches. Las tyme we sawe her (befoar her
xtendid vakashun) she wuz swimmin roun teh moat armed to teh teef, wif
elebenty sevin ariosaul cans ov “EAU DE SCENTZ OV HUMYOORE” strappt to
her bak.
(Fyumi kinda luuked lik a lil aremadilloe; sorta ppeared lik dose machyne-
gunner guise wif awl dose rowes uv bullits hangyng aroun dere chests lik so
menny neklaces).
whoa winded dat hapn? adn, duz you haz eny pichures???
Unfoartunitely, noe pichures. Jes memoarees.
doancha hate it wen dat happuns?
I fink if’n wii’z gib teh dongull a big doze ub Lolsoll, taht shuld keep teh dongull safe.
Hey – haz N E boddee seen teh CareTroll Mask (CTM)??? Mebbee it’z stuck awn MO’S???
thnx fur loanin me doze lublee acksesorees fur teh danz. felt like Audrey H. dere foar a lil wile!
*passes back dimons, gloves, tiara*
(I spritzed dem wif teh Scentz ob Humor so teh twoll bug wont getchoo!)
Oh, it wuz mai plezure, MO’S! Ai alwais liek to help othur peeps enjoi teh danzings! Yur waltz wuz mos lubbly!!
*puts dimons an tiara bak in teh sooper-sekrit hiding plais (wehre I’z shur to fergit wehre I putted ‘em)*
I’z gonna ware teh glubs fer a bit so I’z moar safer frum teh twoll buggies – it’z dat kind ov day (I alwais seems to hab teh pleh awn Good Friday). Mite maek it harter to type, but dat’s okay.
Dis scalp massaje is nice, but it is takin a looooong time…
Jes think, a hol boddee massaje wud hab kitteh cobered in beetlz. En wud tikl sumtin feerse.
Ooowgh! I gets teh wigguls just thinkin abowt it!!
Wouldn’t it be great if the Easter Bunny put one of these in each of our Easter baskets?
Happy Easter!
jjtucker
duz yu meen wun bug in owr eester baskit, awr wun kitteh? awr wun kitteh-wif-bug? ennywai, dey’z awl welkum.
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happi eester tu yu, jjtucker, an tu awl cheezfrenz. awlso, greetins awn Noeruz (spring/nyo yeer sillybrayshun fer all Persianz — Zoroastrian, Shia, Sunni, Baha’i, an uvver faifz), Purim fer Jewish peepz, Milad/Mawlid (teh Prophet Muhammad’s birfdai), an Holi fur teh Hindu peepz.
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Hab a ‘mayzin weekend, mai deer cheezfrenz!
[[[[cheezfrenz]]]]
[[[moe]]]]]
Moe,
I’ll take the Easter basket, the kitteh and the bug!
Maybe some chocolate too!
{{{{{hugs back at ya}}}}}
oh hai! lololololoz!! I’m send to boss todey since april fooz dey!
so . . . verreh. . . KYOOT~!
*dies*