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kitteh’s new ice dance solo is going thru soem changes- not awl fur teh best.
…the less dan thrilled judjes gib him a 9, 9, 7.5. onlee teh Catzakistan judge gibs him a purrfekt Elebentee.
and bobuddeh carez about Catzakistan…….though he DID get some style points from the East Goggen judge…..
I can has creative kontrols?
Concats Mary does we dans to da thriller for U?
dere not manee oder danzes to do, or songs foar dat mattur.
But whuts good drink?
Lite yur hayr on fyre an drynk diet pepsee?
sowndz good 2 me!
Michael Jackson kitteh busts a move
( ok, let’s try it again, w/o the link )
was just thinking – did MJ get MORE plastic surgery? that nose is almost completely gone now !!!
oh so that’s it. wordpress doesn’t like me using my youtube faves as an URL?
PLEH !!!
fine. I’ll just post a mildly NSFW video involving dancing, then
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8Uyf4Eh4kc
Wow, dat’s weeerd! Sum peeps wood pay lotsa munnees fur dis kinda stuff, an heer deez gals gibben it away fur free!
and himz haz stripee furz, cool!
Onlee in Amurka kin a rich lil blak boi grow up to be a bankrupt lil whyte womin….
an a fuglee wun at dat…
PLEH!
Yung MC kitteh busts a Mikul Jaksun
heh, iz liek RCF on ICHC!
(if u nots noe wut i r tawkin bowt, den nevr mynd, ur not misin much)
yeh, but you no hao kurius us kittehs aer…
hay guize, i fownd teh rijinul!! (wel, sorta)
is can be INTERPETIV DANS KITTEH!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/08/funny-pictures-interpretive-dance-i-does-it/
Ohai, Teho, NE bebes yet?
Oh. I see. I has da sad. Mebbee yoo kin still git pitchers uv Isisisisiss’s bebes?
An mebbee warsh cat cave wif a bleech? Mebbee soon yoo can has home job, R at leest job wher yoo kin breeng da fosters….
{{{{Teho}}}}
RCF =
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Reaching Cat Fails?
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Remote Control Feline?
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Ruh-roh, Couchpotato Famine?
Really Crazeee Feline
Royal Crowncola Fizzes
Roree Calhoun Fanclub
Rice Cakes, Fooey!
Really Crappy Fotoshopping
Rectangular Comic Frisbee
Really Can’t Function
Rather Caught Fish
Rhubarb Custard Filling
Rubik’s Cube Fan?
Romantic Cheezpeeps Friend?
Really Catmagorzmic Fandancer?
Radeeyo Controlled Frend?
Radish Compote – Feh!
Rommate Causes Firedrill?
radioactive cat found
Hee! Yur ar rite, Teho! Tu bad my werks iz nawt so mush down wif RCF. I can’t eben haz CF arownd heer. (Iz maded bettur bai sneeking orf to ICHC nao an agin)
♥ OB2K
aw, shucks. Fanks, Teho.
*whispurrs* shuld we menshun Reality Casual Fridays?
i think u jus did.
heers a reesunt egzampul… an heers anuthr wun dat i didnt eben do, moar liek ICHC styul. (by Rissu)
Retro kitteh will not leavs teh 80s….nex he duz Hammah Tyme.
I’d rahter he diddunt.
stop !!! break it down
Wen we see Madonna kitteh do “Lyk a Verjin”?
I wanna see Kittehs at Work do “Land Down Unner.”
or Kultur Club Kittehs do Karma Cameelian
OOOH! I bet Daisy da Curlee kitteh cood do Karma Kameeleyun! She good wif leezards!
Lublee tabbey kitteh wills nevair dans lyke Mikal Jaksun, buts wills bee happyer kitteh!
Friller Kitteh dos final dans before going into hyperbarik chamber and getting noze job.
Original kitteh get down wit da zombies!
OMG JIYUNT CLOVARFEELD A$$ ZOMBYS… uhm wayt, i think i losts agen…
i’s gonna sez it…….
FOTO SHAWP FOTO SHAWP
lulz is teh joekz, i rly duznt kair. also is obv, noz?
Oh, berry bovious! But teh funneh, NEway. Mayd mee fink ob Weird Al’s Eet It–he duz teh bestes parrodys!
Photoshop on this one is OK — meats my apruvul. Needed for the joke — unless the purrson who sent it can both herd cats AND teach them to dance….
and 2 luk liek they iz scurry scurry gostezes!
Anudder blast frum past!
gopher://seanm.ca/00/stuff/cat-haiku.txt
Yay kitteh ohai koos!!!
…GOFER!?? srsly? sumwun akshuly stil yooz it!? nots wurkin fr me…
(Yooniversty ov Minisoda FTW! Goldin Goferz!)
Wile wii wait fer mah messuge wif anodder linky to teh same stuffs, I fink us nawt gettin to teh fabu gopher is a firewall fing. Mah fren who iz nawt in “corporate-land” had no problem getting to is (wi bof uses teh fyrefawkes browzer). So teh firewall nawt knoing waht to do wif a gopher/port 70 rekwest is mah current guess at to teh prollem.
u hafsta be riyt. stoopy fyerwalz.
I tu is having trubl wif stoopy fiurwall at wurk, so I sneekily downloded teh Fyurfockx and now I can tawk to cheezfrenz.
(Dont tell ennybudy.)
Nawt just teh haiku, but teh gopher, too!
Wow. taht takes me bak. I akshully builded an mane-taned gophers “bak in teh day.”
I culdn’t get the gopher linky to werk (fer teh geeks: yes, I even declared the port # in the url), so affer sum diggin abowt, heer’s anodder linky wif teh same stuffs (I tink it’z teh same):
http://www.strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/cathaiku.html
is ennebodee hoam? ai noes wunt 2 talkz 2 maisef dis tyme! lolz
duznt yu alweyz talkz to yerself?
doan wurree, is ackshullee a sign of cognitif develupmunt…
hey hey hey ai rezemble dat remark! loz (ai seemz 2 put peepulz off ai tink
ai doan no why dough, ai a nice kitteh…)
ai haz a sad agin *sigh* why noesboddeez likez rosie kitteh?
Rosiekitteh, ai wuv u! Doan wurry abaot teh meenies hoo woan tawk too yoo. Yoo has menny talintz dat i admier—liek unnerstanning tekno–techon–electrimical fings!
mai deer altosinger, thx bery bery mush fer teh kindz werdz!
mebbe ai just 2 owld a kitteh likez in “Cats” teh musical, ai teh
owld kitteh like “Grizabella” an dey shun her cuz she owld.
mai sadnuss increesez
Rosie! Come on over to “Who throws cheez”.
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We is havening a whine and cheez party complete wif egg toss!
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We lubs u! We not throw eggs at u too hard at first.
a whine an cheez partee? o mai!
duz ai getz 2 cot…com…keep whining dare?
Sew, nawt thro eggz hard at furst, but den it wil change 2 thro eggs hard
at teh old cat! LOLZ
ai nawt cuming! itz a trap!
Love is a choice. A strange friend told me that 2 years ago, and it resonated
like an earthquake in my soul.
When this truth hits you, and you adopt it, your heart explodes with joy, and
a universe of unconditional love pours in and out like the sea.
*I* love you, Rosie.
Like Janet said, many, many people wander through here, never leaving a mark,
maybe so touched by something they cry, maybe lurking for months, because
they are timid, maybe just reading because they don’t express so well.
The tiniest action of yours may cause a ripple effect that will, after all is said and done, change the world.
The first day I saw your posts I saw a kindred spirit. Trust me, Rosie, you are
not only liked, you are loved.
{{{{{{{{Rosie}}}}}}}}}
I has a Marsh Madniss. Cuz Price iz Rite wif Droo Carry is pre yempted by collij b-bawl. Also Dr Fill, da nooz wif KT Coor-hic, an uvver reezuns I watch CBS. Do Nawt Want.
yeh! ai watchin teh Dokter Whoo ai hab ceen mennee mennee timez jus 2
hab teh sowndz 4 teh cumpunee!
it iz a gud 1 dough…it hab dat geo…gur…hansum Cappin Jak Harkness in dis
1 an ai wud likez, noes, ai wud lurves 2 bee in teh TARDIS wit himz! *swoonz*
It b clos 2 midnyt n sumfing ebils lurkn n teh dark
Undr teh munlyt u c a syt dat awlmos stawp ur hart
U trai 2 skreem but terrur stolded teh sownd bfor u maded it
U start 2 freeze as horrur luks u ryt btween teh aiz,
U b scarded
Coz dis b thrilr, thrilr nyt
N no wun gonna sayv u frum teh beest abowt 2 stryk
U noes it b thrilr, thrilr nyt
U fytin 4 ur lyf insyd a kilr, thrilr 2nyt
U heer teh door slam n relyz dere b noware lef 2 run
U feel teh cold paw n wundr if u’ll evah c teh sun
U cloz ur aiz n hoap dat dis b jus imaji…imagi…nawt reel
But awl teh wyl u heer teh kreechur creepin’ up bhyn
Ur owt ov tym
Coz dis b thrilr, thrilr nyt
Dere b no sekund chans aginst teh fing wif fortee aiz
U noes it b thrilr, thrilr nyt
U fytin 4 ur lyf insyd a kilr, thrilr 2nyt
Nyt kreechurs cawl
N teh nawt-livin start 2 walk n dere maskurayd
Dere b no escaypin teh jawz ov teh alyeen dis tym (dere open wyd)
Dis b teh end ov ur lyf
Dere owt 2 get u, deres deemunz clozin n awn ebbry syd
Dey wil pozes u unless u chaynj teh numbr awn ur dyuhl
Nao b teh tym 4 u n ai tu snorgl clos tugevvur
Awl thru teh nyt ai’ll sayv u frum teh terrurs awn teh skreen,
Ai’ll mayk u c
Dat dis b a thrilr, thrilr nyt
Coz ai can thril u moar dan any gost wuld dayr 2 trai
Gurl, dis b a thrilr, thrilr nyt
I can has holdn u tyt n shayr a killr, dillr, chillr,
Thrillr heer tonyt?
Nawt-lytness fawlz acraws teh land
Teh midnyt hour b clos at paw
Lolruses waddl n surch ov bukkits
2 terroryz ur nayburhoodz.
N hoosoebber shal b fownd
Wifowt teh sould 4 gettin daon
Must stand n fays teh goggies ov hell
N rawt nsyd a corpsis shel
Teh fowlst stench b n teh air
Teh funk ov fortee fowsund yeers
N grizzlee goolz frum ebbry toom
R clozin n 2 seel ur doom
N tho u fyt 2 stay alyv
Ur bawdee starts 2 shivur
4 no meer kitteh can rezist
Teh ebil ov teh thrilr
BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!elebentyone!!!!!!
WOWWEEWOO Eggsulent!
Waow! I’m gessin youda bin teh FFL if u dinna hav 2 tipe all taht! U get a big “E” fur Effurt wif a cheezburgur on top.
dis maeded me giggle, fankyoo.
“Lolruses waddl n surch ov bukkits” hahahahahahahahaha
Scary man!
Dis be awf-tawpick. I maekz a rekwest fur halp: sum munfs ago, der wuz a lawng an elokkwent poast bowt wai lolspeek nawt be nonsens awr chyldish, an wai it be gud komyoonickayshun. iffn ai nawt mistaykin, teh poast wuz bai lolcatburglar. ai kant fynd it nao. iff yu knoe whut ai tawkin bowt, plz halp me fynd it!
Im-ho-tep…. Im-ho-tep…. Im-ho-tep….
♬
Now, if you’re blue
And you don’t know where to go to
Why don’t you go where fashion sits
Puttin’ on the Ritz
Different types who wear a daycoat
Pants with stripes and cutaway coat
Perfect fits
Puttin’ on the Ritz
Dressed up like a million dollar trooper
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper
Super-duper
Come, let’s mix where Rockefellers
Walk with sticks or “umberellas”
In their mitts
Puttin’ on the Ritz
♬
umm…Abby Somebuddy….
ah-ah, no tungs
muzzbe Abby-nermal
ooooh, sweet mystery of life, at last i’ve found youuuuuuuu!
wayt, wuz dat frum Yung Fankinstien or frum Blazin Sadulz?
Yung Fankinstien.
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It’s twoo!
naow ur jus mesin wif me.
skooz me wiyl i… wipp dis owt [ker-CHARTER!]
Taffeta, darling.
Nice hopping.
(Mah noo kitteh be named Liam. He not named after anyone in particaler, but if peepuls axe if I name if after Liam Neeson I say, no, after Liam Dunn, who was in a buncha Mel Brooks moovies.)
o hai sawrry im laite – manatees stawkin me agin. dey wants mai parfait.
o noes! da manatees be peakin’ arownd da cornr!!1!
did yoo taek der bukkit?
and 3.5 yeerz frum nao (approx 25 kitteh-yeerz) Thriller-kitteh will has detachabul noze, lyter culurd fur and a repyutayshun for doing nawthy things with kittens.
(catnip tea = KiteKat Juice”)
Now, is this kitteh going to go out and get lots of plastic surgery to turn himself into a Siamese?
lead kitteh is white … jus like MJ.
im so glad evry1 liekd thriller kittteh. Tanks 4 teh support!
THATS SO AWESOME!
I LUVVZ IT!
Iz desturbing! >.<
Teh KarmaCat haz lolzd liek she haz neva lolzd b4.
rip mj
wee mis yu mikel jaksn
Michael kitteh is so cute! I go do Thriller dance now…