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CHeez throwers is usually dishonest.
Alright who cut dis cheese?
obviously noone.
Congratshulashuns, lcb, on yur nawt sekond! I iz distressed that sumone trying to hummilate kitteh by placing cheez on its face for foto, but at leest I knows the kitteh will enjoy eating da sorce of da hummilatshun.
I hopes once this kitteh enjoys eating this entire slyce of cheeze, but digestive system be overwhelmed by 2 much cheeze at 1 tyme, so kitteh throws it back up on fotografer’s foot.
well, congratcheezlashuns! you be teh FFL but tied wif PB2k. luks like wun ob dose cheezy tys frum teh tie bootek wud be purrfeckt fur teh sichuwashun?
O hai Mary - just wanted to say mai the blessings of Gud Friday be wid all da cheezefrends!
Fanks. And blessings to you and your famblees.
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The LORD bless you, and keep you;
The LORD make His face shine on you,
And be gracious to you;
The LORD lift up His countenance on you,
And give you peace.
And give you cheez, and give you cheez,
(polyphonal ending)
And give you cheeeeeeeeeeez.
Awmeown.
(sevenfoal anom contimews
(B)aaaaaaaaaaah noooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
(T) . ♫aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanooooooooooom
(A). ♪ aaaaanom ♪anom ♫anom anom
(S)♫aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanom
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(dramatik paws)
(SATB) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhnoooooooooommmmmmm.
Dat wuz beyootiful, an verreh sakred. I think we sings that wuh at mah church all teh time.
mary O’. Taht wuz aboslewtlee dazzling!!! an so byeootiful.
an it LUKS reelee prittee, too.
weelll, i dealy, teh s,a,t,& b parts shud oberlap
yet end at the same time befor teh gran finalee.
howsumeber, the spases getted teh skwishded between wen i wroted it adn wen it poasts.
“May the road rise to meet you
May the wind be always at your back
May the sun shine warm upon your face
May the rain fall soft upon your fields
And until we meet again
And until we meet again
May God hold you in the palm of his hand.”
Fank you, Hooman o’Cookie!
Fer all teh cheezfrenz: May Gud & Ceiling Cat bless yur familieses an awl in yur howse.
Blessings frum TeeneeTineeIngerland tew awl teh Cheezfrenz an demz Famblies awl ober teh whirld awn dis Holiest Hollyday.
May teh Eester Bunnie leeb lotz ob ags an goodiez fur wun an awl.
Congratcheezlayshuns LCB an PB2K
Mai ai arsk whut type ob celerybrayshun yew am rekwirin on dis Eester Frydeg?
hee- you sed FriedEgg, so you has to add teh Toast!
Oh, mabye we could has a egg toss to go wif teh cheez toss!
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*Grabs eggiweg*
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Go long, MoS!
igottit igottit igottit
*SPLAT*
well. i fot i haddit.
Ha-ha! I guess teh yoke’s on u!
akshullee, i ducked jest in time adn it hit sumone elze.
i aer fraidy cat, so i hasnt lukked to see who has teh eggontehfase…
Uh-oh. Mabye I throwed it too hard and it went allda way around teh whirled and hit me in teh backa teh hed?
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*Feels backa hed*
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EWWWWWWWWW! Teh yoke is on ME!
whoa- yew has perfekted teh art ob bean 2 plases at wunz!
But 1 ob yew haz aged … relatibly speekin
It must be teh one who was at teh groshery store tonite. They was givin free samples of, of all things, wine. There was 2 ladies in front of of me and teh sample-giving lady axed them for ID. Then she looked at me and just handed me a sample.
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So I taked teh sample then told her to git off mah lawn.
akshully, it jes missed me wile I wuz gettin sum toast wif gud nom noms. I fink it landed in teh punch bowl.
uh ohes. if teh egg is ackownted fur, den wut did you see “plop” in teh punch?
any bunneh see teh Bunway Hairlines ‘drop owff’ pazengers?
yeah - dat’z it: teh Eester bunneh wuz heer erlie to bringz us choklit to go wif teh cheeze an teh whines. Bunneh haz teh bad aim, I finks.
I can haz Egg in a baskit?
We can haz 2 typez ob Toast.
*Cheez awn teh nawt sekkunds*
*Cheez tew awl teh Cheezfrenz*
An cummin rite up………………
………..Hot buddered toast wib N E fing yew lyke for toppin.
We gots..
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Apple jelly
banananananana,skwished
Conservez
Dingleberry jam (DO NOT WANT)
Elderberry jelly
Froot compote
grape jelly
hot pepper jelly
ice creems
Jelly-flavored jam
Krispity Kreme donuts
Little teeny tiny sprinkles
mousse, salmon
nutella
ober-abundanse ov eberyting!
Jam
Ketchup
Lemonomnom Curd
jelly beenz
karmel sauws
limburger cheez
minty saus
nomalade
oreoreoses, krushed
Marmite
nicelee melted cheez
orinj jelly
pink stuff
qualudes
reel kalyfornya chedder
Wait, whut was that sekkond thing u sed?
♫momma tole me nawt to cum…
(- - ) ( - -)
nuffin, y, who juans to know?
two ‘a’s’ in quaaludes. Not that I know about that or
anything.
Stak o’pankakes
Trifle wif lots o’froots
Velveteen Rabbits (juss for decarashuns, nott to eet!)
Waddermelin jamz
X-celent caviarz
Yello Peepz, mashed
Zabaglione!!
yu gise are teh best! I’m sad tu hav missed this list. It luks mahvellous!
We can has whine and cheez party?
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Life is a cabernet ol’ chum.
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Or is it “Life is a camembert?”
Mai Sissy can has a Retro 70’s cheez an whyne pardee reesentlee.
We hadz elebenty free typez ob cheez,hoam made bred-awl kynes,eeben a Fondue!!
We awl drest in teh fashun(!) ob teh tyme.Ai eeben hadz teh Farrah fawcett haredid an makeup.
well, I wuz gonna wander ober tu teh ty booteek an see if dere ar anee ov dose Cheese Heads taht peeps in Wisconsin ware during teh murken futball seesun.
I cant fink uv a gud dans. LCB? Anee Idees?
Mebbe, sins itz Fridai affernun, we culd do a whine an cheez partai?
I werks neer a creamery, so I’ll run an gets a wide fariety ob cheezes to start wif.
Ai am shawked, shawked Ai sez, to see teh futballz cubbered wif murkinz! Haz tehy no mosd- deec- shaym?
teh futballz or teh murkinz?
We bof sed whine and cheez party!
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Jinx! Buy me a Roquefort!
sure fing!
*hands lcb a big hunk o’ Roquefort* Wuld yoo liek sum crakers wif teh cheez?
Duz yoo haz teh gud whine wif yoo? Can yoo git me a gud Gruner Veltliner or a Pinot Grigio?
Thx. Crackers? No, that’s ok. I’ll wear it here.
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Here’s some of teh whines I has:
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Apple Mountain (from Boone’s Farm. Whoo remembers THAT from way back when?)
Boredeaux
Chateau LaFeet
Boone’s Farm, I remembur doze whines, wuz nawt vry bittur liek most whines.
wuz moar sweet..ish.
Nao I b wantin sum o dat!
I never ackshually hadded any. I was a kitten then. But I rember seein teh commershuls allda time. There was a Apple one and a Strawberry one. By teh time I gotted old enough to partake it wasn’t widely availamable anymoar.
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Prolly a good thing.
Damson whyne
Elderflower Whyne
Fallin down whyne
Gruner Veltliner
Hobo-wine
Ice Wine
Jeremiah Bullfrog’s wine
K…
Kant I go sumplace warmntropical? (my fav whine)
LR