Comments on: Now safe to disconnect

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 19:59:42 +0000

Cumpooter goes: WHOOOOOP! WHOOOOOP!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEEEEEEBOOO! BEEEEEEEBOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
BEEEEEEEEEEBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Semi-poysinous kitteh, (becuz she be nawt Awl Oringe; haz got sum whyte furs),
showes semi-ebil smyle; adn den she taikes a nappee.

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 19:42:12 +0000

Nawt necessarilolee.

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 19:39:23 +0000

Awlso Ringlol.

By: ramblingmom

ramblingmom — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:46:03 +0000

Kitteh runs away — no wonderz I can’t find my backup.

By: mrkitteh2u

mrkitteh2u — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:10:27 +0000

EARBUDZ GO WHERE?!?!?!!??!?!1!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 05:39:40 +0000

my sleep apnea, let mee show u it

By: daveman

daveman — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 04:19:07 +0000

dey is self connecting. Dunnot need to plug in. Jus wiggle kaybel or even leaf it lyin round and dey hooks up to it automatically. At least the models I have do, mebbe you shud check cereal nomber.

By: Purrrcee

Purrrcee — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 04:03:59 +0000

Lights is on, nombodies home!

By: Nedz

Nedz — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:53:41 +0000

I THOT SO!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:40:05 +0000

By: Homescribe

Homescribe — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:34:30 +0000

ok daveman … i tries ur advise but as soon as i locate place to put kaybel, kitteh hiss and run away.

By: Billy Suter

Billy Suter — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:20:49 +0000

I wouldn’t unplug the kitteh yet. It looks like the disc activity lights are still on.

By: Markitteh

Markitteh — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:07:30 +0000

iz laffin nd purrin at sme tiem

By: s.t.e.n.d

s.t.e.n.d — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:07:07 +0000

peripherial device will now initiate sleep mode

By: Wilf_Brim

Wilf_Brim — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:35:23 +0000

i finks kitteh haz offer ideas. teh gadget dat kitteh is sittin on prolly warm. iz kitteh belleh warmer. kitteh has ‘go ahed, stoopie hooma, trai and takes mai kitteh warmer’ luk on hiz face.

By: Eric

Eric — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:34:27 +0000

Kitteh iz ful of bytes frum yoar compyooter and hiz fuds.

By: vatocat

vatocat — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:22:12 +0000

Lolennon and McCATney, perhaps?

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:12:34 +0000

By: K

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:56:54 +0000

I want one of those. But in red.

The sad thing is, once you get one of those, half a year later they come in smaller sizes with the same storage space.

By: experiment 626

experiment 626 — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:22:56 +0000

i maked yu a parfait but haz cat hare in it.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:00:34 +0000

dat gibs mee a strange yearning melancholy feeling….

hormone therapee, I needs it….

By: daveman

daveman — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:52:27 +0000

Furgets teh USB, teh kitteh is uh netwurk device. Yoo wants the CAT-5 kaybel, CAT-6 if der be lots of kittehs around to interfier. Use teh straight (yoosually blue) kaybel between teh kitteh an teh rounter and teh crossed (sumtimes red) kaybel butween two kittehs. Nebber use teh orange kaybels, teh orange wuns are poysin.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:49:32 +0000

Wif aplolgies to Lolennon and McCartney:

In kitteh’s brane there is a alblum showing photographs
Of every toy he’s had teh pleasure to know
But all teh peepuls that come and go
Well, he just dunno.
.
In a corner is a listing of his favrite haunts
Teh comfy sofa whare he stretched out in teh sun
But his hyoomins never rate mention
In this database, very strange.
.
Kitteh’s brane is filled wif years and years of stuff.
But nuffin ’bout u, well ain’t that tough
He sits and turns his back

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:45:10 +0000

I b thinking wii hab reecht teh pointy end uv this thred.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:37:01 +0000

yoo iz az sharp as ebber, cweenmj!

By: goldie

goldie — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:36:28 +0000

no feets mean kitteh uses compresshun algorithm

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:30:12 +0000

Fangz 4 Deh Memoreez

By: zippee!!!

zippee!!! — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:19:45 +0000

kittehs hab menny memrees ob paper bags. Kardborg boxes, 2.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:17:36 +0000

dunno, butt wanna know: wants teh last fing yoo fergot?

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:15:32 +0000

kitteh no want palm treez, hymn wants cheezburger. Now!

By: smacky

smacky — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:13:40 +0000

obskuur refrens:

G: Whatz teh furst tthing u meember?

R: (thinks fur long tyme) No, iz gone now.

ennyboddee?

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:11:24 +0000

“ware’s my mouse?”
*kitteh lookz hert an innocent*
yoo tawlking 2 mii?

he hassa ‘bemembery ob teh ellolphunt (JOY!), butt naught ob teh mouse.

By: Uncle Jake

Uncle Jake — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:10:38 +0000

When you deletes filz, kitteh sheds dem on yor karpet.

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:09:45 +0000

Corrupted Memory Cat
forgots all yr training

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:04:40 +0000

dey hassa a flavur.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:03:53 +0000

Depends. Duz it bee him stuff, or ur stuff?

Him stuff: ellyphunt memree.

Ur stuff: memree ub a paper bag.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:03:28 +0000

well, skratch dat ideer.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:01:14 +0000

‘ok, kitteh, i bye a noo won, but pleez 2 knot B eeting R ‘maus’!!!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:59:11 +0000

Werdpre3ss want ‘want’—nom, nom, nom…

By: Nekekami

Nekekami — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:58:35 +0000

u can’t has USB-Device . . not urs!
stick your hand down there, i dares ya! ò,Ó
feed me and you get your trinket can-opener!

By: mysterious

mysterious — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:53:42 +0000

dis ting has 65 giga-noms of memory!

By: Paul

Paul — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:48:02 +0000

Werdpress ate a wurd – ‘want’ ‘tween you and furbalz!

By: Paul

Paul — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:46:22 +0000

Do not de-frag this drive – unless you furbalz everywhere!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:46:04 +0000

But wen u triez 2 disconnect, u getz deh megabitez!

By: Paul

Paul — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:42:59 +0000

one hooked-up kitteh!!!!

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:39:42 +0000

“ur mowse, i eated it”

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:38:09 +0000

Kitteh can has charj foar laz0rz whiel in USB mode

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:32:38 +0000

Thumdrive haz noware neer teh storage capassity needed for ur pr0n kollekshun. U needs kittehdrive.

By: Amadeus

Amadeus — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:27:35 +0000

iz no kitteh is ready for diskoneckshun when lazers are dis..dizen…..erm, off.

By: homescribe

homescribe — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:24:04 +0000

i can’t find teh usb plug on mai kitteh hazel … can sumone please to halp me? i wantz to sync her up with my new palm treo