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What did you say the average time that takes a cat to forget something was?
a kitteh nebbur foargetz
dunno, fergotten
obskuur refrens:
G: Whatz teh furst tthing u meember?
R: (thinks fur long tyme) No, iz gone now.
ennyboddee?
dunno, butt wanna know: wants teh last fing yoo fergot?
Dependz on if itz somting day want to forgit r not.
Depends. Duz it bee him stuff, or ur stuff?
Him stuff: ellyphunt memree.
Ur stuff: memree ub a paper bag.
“ware’s my mouse?”
*kitteh lookz hert an innocent*
yoo tawlking 2 mii?
he hassa ‘bemembery ob teh ellolphunt (JOY!), butt naught ob teh mouse.
kittehs hab menny memrees ob paper bags. Kardborg boxes, 2.
Wif aplolgies to Lolennon and McCartney:
In kitteh’s brane there is a alblum showing photographs
Of every toy he’s had teh pleasure to know
But all teh peepuls that come and go
Well, he just dunno.
.
In a corner is a listing of his favrite haunts
Teh comfy sofa whare he stretched out in teh sun
But his hyoomins never rate mention
In this database, very strange.
.
Kitteh’s brane is filled wif years and years of stuff.
But nuffin ’bout u, well ain’t that tough
He sits and turns his back
dat gibs mee a strange yearning melancholy feeling….
hormone therapee, I needs it….
Lolennon and McCATney, perhaps?
Awlso Ringlol.
iz laffin nd purrin at sme tiem
peripherial device will now initiate sleep mode
my sleep apnea, let mee show u it
We r teh borgkitteh. u wil bee assim–azsim—sucked in.
Liek mai feets haz been!
De feat went ober de fense b4 de tayl!
no feets mean kitteh uses compresshun algorithm
I likes to bak up my feed. All over teh karpets.
Do not disconnect while purring, lolcorruption may occur.
i noez hao dat feelz…. i lozt mai lol’s! (gud thing i has bakup filz) darn doze hoominz! dey has no rezpekt for kittehs!!
Do not de-frag this drive – unless you furbalz everywhere!
Werdpress ate a wurd – ‘want’ ‘tween you and furbalz!
Werdpre3ss want ‘want’—nom, nom, nom…
I dunno if its safe to disconneckt. Dat kitteh doan luk too happeh. Doan wanto be stickin my hands unnerneath.
Kitteh can stoar all ze megabytes in ze wurrreld.
But wen u triez 2 disconnect, u getz deh megabitez!
well, skratch dat ideer.
Fangz 4 Deh Memoreez
yoo iz az sharp as ebber, cweenmj!
I b thinking wii hab reecht teh pointy end uv this thred.
Nawt necessarilolee.
Iff Iz bak up mi iTunez filez to deh Kitteh, will she B mi iPod? iKitteh? Wher du Iz plug in de earbudz??
EARBUDZ GO WHERE?!?!?!!??!?!1!
i can’t find teh usb plug on mai kitteh hazel … can sumone please to halp me? i wantz to sync her up with my new palm treo
kitteh no want palm treez, hymn wants cheezburger. Now!
Furgets teh USB, teh kitteh is uh netwurk device. Yoo wants the CAT-5 kaybel, CAT-6 if der be lots of kittehs around to interfier. Use teh straight (yoosually blue) kaybel between teh kitteh an teh rounter and teh crossed (sumtimes red) kaybel butween two kittehs. Nebber use teh orange kaybels, teh orange wuns are poysin.
ok daveman … i tries ur advise but as soon as i locate place to put kaybel, kitteh hiss and run away.
dey is self connecting. Dunnot need to plug in. Jus wiggle kaybel or even leaf it lyin round and dey hooks up to it automatically. At least the models I have do, mebbe you shud check cereal nomber.
iz no kitteh is ready for diskoneckshun when lazers are dis..dizen…..erm, off.
Thumdrive haz noware neer teh storage capassity needed for ur pr0n kollekshun. U needs kittehdrive.
Kitteh can has charj foar laz0rz whiel in USB mode
“ur mowse, i eated it”
‘ok, kitteh, i bye a noo won, but pleez 2 knot B eeting R ‘maus’!!!
one hooked-up kitteh!!!!
dis ting has 65 giga-noms of memory!
dey hassa a flavur.
u can’t has USB-Device . . not urs!
stick your hand down there, i dares ya! ò,Ó
feed me and you get your trinket can-opener!
Corrupted Memory Cat
forgots all yr training
When you deletes filz, kitteh sheds dem on yor karpet.
i maked yu a parfait but haz cat hare in it.
I want one of those. But in red.
The sad thing is, once you get one of those, half a year later they come in smaller sizes with the same storage space.
Kitteh iz ful of bytes frum yoar compyooter and hiz fuds.
i finks kitteh haz offer ideas. teh gadget dat kitteh is sittin on prolly warm. iz kitteh belleh warmer. kitteh has ‘go ahed, stoopie hooma, trai and takes mai kitteh warmer’ luk on hiz face.
I wouldn’t unplug the kitteh yet. It looks like the disc activity lights are still on.
Lights is on, nombodies home!
I THOT SO!
Kitteh runs away — no wonderz I can’t find my backup.
Cumpooter goes: WHOOOOOP! WHOOOOOP!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEEEEEEBOOO! BEEEEEEEBOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
BEEEEEEEEEEBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Semi-poysinous kitteh, (becuz she be nawt Awl Oringe; haz got sum whyte furs),
showes semi-ebil smyle; adn den she taikes a nappee.